Kevin Spencer | Season 2 | Episode 4 | Malled by a Dog | Greg Lawrence | Thomasin Langlands

The Spencer's visit the mall where Mom meets her favorite soap hunk, Brock Brickleydale, who she ends up stocking and almost killing. Percy shoplifts Kevin a pet snake, but Kevin winds up arrested for the crime after his parents ditch him. A corrupt old cop arranges for Kevin to become a trainer for a guide dog, which Kevin trains to be a canine‑version of himself. Kevin Spencer is a sociopath addicted to cough syrup, booze, and cigarettes. He is guided primarily by emotion and will go to any lengths to satisfy his needs with no worries about future consequences. He barely attends school and always breaks the law, though the offenses are minor. Kevin also has no friends—except for Allen The Magic Goose, who lives in his head and helps him make decisions. The show also stars his parents: Percy, a fat hard‑drinking, chain‑smoking welfare recipient who probably committed every minor offense in the book of law, and Anastasia, another fat hard drinker and chain‑smoker who puts out for every guy in town.