Minecraft Claims Adjuster Add-On

Beschreibung:

Tired of losing all your hard‑earned loot every time you die? Do you dream of a convoluted, corporate nightmare where recovering your belongings requires filling out forms, navigating red tape, and arguing with underpaid agents? Introducing Item Insurance – a solution nobody asked for, but everyone deserves. If you happen to perish mid‑adventure, don’t worry: an Insurance Adjuster will spawn to help you reclaim your precious items (lava‑related deaths are not covered, sorry, not sorry). Just answer a few soul‑crushingly bureaucratic questions and you’ll have your stuff back in no time (actual retrieval time may vary depending on how much coffee the agent’s had). Don’t like how things are handled? Speak to his manager and express your feelings, just don’t expect a resolution. Teamwork makes the paperwork!