Chuck Norris: Pukulan Kritis

In Dungeons & Dragons, dice determine your fate, except when Chuck Norris is at the table. This is a serious, blockbuster‑style fantasy campaign summary where Chuck not only rolls dice well—he rolls beyond the rules. Natural 21. No saving throws. No mercy. Monsters learn the hard way: the Dungeon Master doesn't hold control… Chuck does. The campaign features initiative theft: Chuck always starts first. Fake weight lifting: the treasure chest learns to respect. Absolute rule violations: when Chuck rolls a critical hit, the campaign ends.