30 MINUTES Around The Loud House | The Really Loud House | Nickelodeon

Order!

Order!

Zip it, people!

Your father said order.

That I did.

Now, as some of you may have heard... We know!

Tomorrow's your half birthday!

Tomorrow is my half birthday.

But that's not what this meeting's about.

But feel free to mark it in your calendars.

Moving on.

Lucy...

What?

Has been up for three days straight.

And last night, she scared the cheeses out of me.

So there's going to be a new rule around here.

Probably going to be no more sneaking up on people.

I think so.

You should really start wearing a bell.

And the new rule is everyone goes to bed before midnight, not one minute later.

This isn't fair!

It's Lucy's fault!

Why should we have to suffer?

Exactly, guys!

Order!

Order!

Don't make me have to count!

Here we go!

One, two... You did it, honey.

Sorry I had to be so harsh with him.

In this house, it's all for one and one for all.

And Lucy's not the first kid to make a mistake.

Yeah, Mom's right.

You've all been responsible for new rules around here.

What?

You said we could have one bowl of ice cream?

New rule!

One normal-sized bowl of ice cream per kid.

By the way, we're out of mint chip.

Really?

The whole time?

Don't worry.

El Diablo won't hurt you.

I found them in the sewer.

bringing home stray pets.

Sorry, Mud Pie.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

There's not enough for debate!

Defective today, no one stays up past midnight.

Now I'm gonna go clean and repair Vanzilla.

I don't want to do it tomorrow because tomorrow's my, uh, half- We know!

Feel free to mark it in your calendars.

Tonight, the parent-teacher tracker 3800 is gonna provide up-to-the-minute projections for this contest.

We've got microphones under the desk, cameras in the smart boards to provide real-time information.

What's at stake?

Auntie Pam's banana split in a canoe.

How do we get there?

The Louds will need more good reviews than bad ones from the teachers.

With nine reviews total, the magic number is five good ones.

We're gonna do it this year.

Three schools, eight teachers, 51 scoops of ice cream on the line.

It's gonna be a close night.

This is gonna be a piece of cake.

Or should I say, a canoe full of ice cream.

Whoever has stomach issues, get your farts out now.

Lily, impressive.

Office hours start now.

Okay, say ah.

Ah!

One more time.

Ah!

Oh!

What's wrong?

Brain freeze.

It's really bad.

Take two boxes of these and call me in the morning.

Next!

What did I tell you about sunbathing on the roof?

Don't fall off.

Just pour some of this on it.

Ranch dressing?

Cool ranch.

Next!

You gotta stop sticking your head in strange places.

Yeah, yeah.

That man's a genius.

Indeed I am.

Very funny.

Well done.

But it is a comedy prop.

Real patience only.

What happened?

I took a shortcut through the woods to school today.

Apparently my sneeze sounds a lot like a turkey call.

Okay, well, I guess I'll just have to use this table for leverage.

I'm going to need you to close your eyes and bite down on this spoon.

Don't look at me like that.

All right, one, two.

Clyde's other superpower is baking, and no one can resist his famous pumpkin spice cheesecake.

One stick of butter, a cup of sugar.

Another stick of butter, one egg.

Cream cheese, two more sticks of butter, a can of pumpkin, a touch of spice, and last but not least, magical cheese.

Hey, my recipe says let stand for 15 minutes, and no one messes with my recipe.

Stay in your lane, Loud.

When I get my superpowers, I'm not letting you boss me around like this.

Oh, Bun Bun, how could I have been so immature?

She's the perfect girl for me, and I totally blew it.

I used to be the man with the plan, now I'm the boy with the butt pimple.

I don't think this day could get any worse.

Hey!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Don't worry.

I'm giving you the friends and family discount.

I appreciate the discount, Lucy, but I don't want you to bury me.

Sigh.

I've never buried someone famous before.

Hi, Lincoln.

Are you guys here to pile on?

Because there's more shovels in the garage.

You're our baby brother.

We're here to help.

Not me.

I wouldn't be gone dead with you.

I'm sorry, Lincoln.

Mowing the lawn is gonna take the entire day.

Was going to take the entire day.

Lucky for you, your BFF is also the MWP.

MWP?

Man with plan.

I'd like to introduce you to our secret weapon.

Do you want this thing to go really fast?

Clyde!

Yeah?

I hope you brought two pairs of underwear!

Nice job, you guys.

Hey, Lincoln.

Clyde?

I didn't know you worked hot and fast.

How's the cabin?

All right, you got me.

Whenever I need a break from my family, I tell them I'm going to my Aunt Ruth's, and then I just hide up here.

So you've been up here the whole time while I've been down there drowning in my own blob sweat?

What are you talking about?

You called me a couple hours ago and said everything was going great.

You were the human who's booming.

Yeah, I was doing great, then things went sideways and not everybody's mad at me.

I thought I could be the man with the plan, but I was wrong.

I'm a failure.

Clyde, you shouldn't be the one feeling bad.

I should.

When you told me you could be the man with the plan, it bothered me, because that's kind of my thing.

And I'm embarrassed to say this, but I secretly wished you would fail.

Well, your wish came true.

I did.

You were right.

I could never do what you do.

Actually, Clyde, I could never do what I do without you.

Really?

Every time I have a problem to fix, you're the first person I call.

Yeah, I guess that's true.

It's totally true.

Why do you think I bought us walkie-talkies even though we're together 23 hours a day?

Well, actually, it's closer to 23 and a half, but...

I may be the man with the plan, but you're the wind beneath my wings.

I am the guy who makes you fly.

You're darn right you are.

Now let's get down there and clean up my mess.

Our mess!

Cool place.

Yeah, pretty swanky.

What happened to all the stuff that was up here?

We found a place for it.

Let's check it out.

There's a rope in our way.

Clyde, do you see these two young ladies on the list?

Uh, is one of your names Lincoln or Clyde?

No.

I'm sorry.

The list is spoken.

Have a nice night, ladies.

Seriously?

Ping pong?

Why not?

Hey, study buddies.

What's up, Notorious D.A.D.?

Hey, can I start you guys off with an amuse-bouche of crispy corn flatbreads and avocado puree?

It's chips and guac.

Thanks, Dad, but we have to keep studying.

Jess!

That's right, Leti!

You keep studying because you are the best!

Don't compliment me.

You're freaking me out.

Jess!

Lola, bring in the first candidate.

You're in good hands.

I've tried out for so many pageants, I really know how the audition process works.

All right, here we go.

Only one of you is getting the part.

You flop your line, you're gone.

You look nervous, you're gone.

You waste my time, you're gone.

Good luck, boys.

First up, Rusty Spokes.

You better hope Clyde didn't see that.

Thanks for coming.

You kidding?

A chance to get in on, if I may say, the better half of Clinton McCloud.

How does Krusty McSpokes grab you?

Thanks for coming in.

Next!

When I do eventually make contact with the aliens, I can bring one friend along in their spaceship.

That's you.

Somebody wants you in the other room.

Who?

Everyone in this room.

My name is Peter Bill.

I'm a 59-year-old big rig trucker.

I was born in the panhandle of Florida and raised on the blacktop of America.

I recently lost my job due to my rage issues.

Lola?

Nope.

With me as your best friend, you get unlimited pony rides.

But more importantly, unlimited loyalty.

One thing about farmers, we're in it for the long haul.

Liam, can I borrow you for a sec?

I'm out.

Thank you so much for helping me, Luna.

I can't believe I might finally get my first A.

Okay, so when I'm trying to remember stuff for school, I let the music do the heavy lifting.

So the report is on the Calvin Coolidge administration.

I'm not really sure what to do.

How does a pasty guy from Vermont get to be president?

Cool, cool.

Face not on any money.

What?

Grace Coolidge was his honey.

Dude was dry, but he was funny.

What?

This guy rules the roaring 20s.

Tell the teacher your name, son.

My name is Calvin Coolidge, president.

That name is Calvin Coolidge, president.

And I've got a bunch of stuff to legislate.

Get that straight!

How do you know so much about Calvin Coolidge?

Cal finally got his shot when Warren G. Harding died.

Rode a mechanical horse in the White House for exercise.

Oversaw an economic boom that made the stocks balloon.

Supported women's suffrage and made the ladies swoon.

Was very fond of animals and pardoned a raccoon.

What more could a country want?

My name is Calvin Coolidge, President.

That name is Calvin Coolidge, President.

And you must memorize my life through school.

Ain't that cool?

Starks up, Cal out.

Take the mic, Hoover.

Wait, where are you going?

To get out of this smart girl outfit.

Don't you want to give this a shot?

Duh.

That's why I'm going to go put on my smart girl who performs outfit.

Anyway, Bobby and I decided to do something romantic.

So we're going to recreate our very first ever date together.

He's going to be here at 4.07 PM.

He was seven minutes late to our first date.

You guys are perfect for each other.

I just think it's so wonderful that you have someone like Bobby in your life.

Life is so fleeting, and sometimes I wonder if I'll ever find true happiness.

Oh, Luann, don't say that.

Yeah, don't be sad.

I'm not sad.

I decided to give dramatic acting a try, so I'm workshopping a few different characters.

Tell us the worst woman out of options.

Wow, that was really good.

Good?

I poured my heart and soul into that and all you have to say is good.

No, no, no, it was great.

You're great.

I didn't mean to upset you.

That was a different character.

That was angry chef hits breaking point.

Okay, good.

You know, I think it's really important to try to branch out from comedy into dramatic acting.

My manager's wanting me to do the same thing.

He wants me to cross over into a country song, but I just can't seem to get a hold of the lyrics.

What do you guys think about this?

So I grab my cow and my pig and my chicken and my duck and my rooster and my crow and my penguin.

I'm just listing animals.

Yeah, it's a little bird heavy.

I'm never gonna get it.

It's easy to die yourself, Luna.

But I know if you put your mind to it, there's nothing you can't accomplish in this world.

I believe in you.

What character was that?

Oh, that wasn't a character.

I really do believe in you.

Aww.

Sister hug.

How are we supposed to learn something new about each other?

Right?

We already know everything there is to know.

Your favorite land animal?

Cheetah.

Your favorite planet?

Used to be Pluto, now it's Uranus.

Your favorite hat?

Duh, tiara.

Wow, this is gonna be really hard.

Hi, sweetie.

I found your twirling gloves.

Sweet.

You look a little flushed.

Can I get you some water?

That's all right.

I'll take care of it.

Well, the routine looks great.

Amber Spitzpatrick better watch her back.

Here you go.

How'd you do that?

It's true intuition.

When one of us needs something, the other one just kind of feels it.

How long have you two been doing that?

Pretty much since we were born.

Can you hand me that welding mask?

I forgot mine.

Here you go.

Thanks.

With all due respect to your witchcraft and wizardry, why would I want to learn a spell when science is superior?

It can explain everything.

You are woefully mistaken, my arbitrary buddy.

Science can't explain the supernatural.

Any questions?

No questions, but I do have an answer.

Behold, the Weathermatron 2000!

Care to put your magic where your mouth is?

Game on.

Lucy?

Lucy?

Hello, brother.

Please stop doing that.

She scared me too.

Let's not mention this in our Macho Man applications.

Why don't we just ask your dad if he'll change the bedtime rule?

He's fixing Fanzel today.

It's not a good time to ask him for stuff.

I am not a good mechanic!

I just wanted to replace the windshield wiper fluid!

I need to save for five more hours to complete my three nights of fright.

And although I never met my fellow club members, I'm fading.

I need you to keep me awake.

This isn't going to work, Lincoln.

We're running out of time.

You have too many sisters.

Well, that's it, Clyde.

I just had another idea.

Wait for it.

The greatest mom ever deserves the greatest Mother's Day ever.

What is your favorite thing about mom?

Favorite thing?

Wow.

Just one?

My favorite thing about mom is that she's always there for us.

Yep, always.

Mom!

Mom!

Mom!

Coming!

My favorite thing about Mom is her determination.

I think that's where I get it from.

You got this, Mom!

I'm okay!

She doesn't take herself too seriously.

She really doesn't.

I love her nose.

She definitely doesn't take herself seriously.

I really love Mom's voice.

I think I got my voice from her.

Definitely.

We're making a giant cake.

And we're making a bigger mess.

We are!

She loves when we perform.

Loves it.

Stop it!

Stop it!

Stop it!

Whenever I think there's monsters under my bed, she always tells me they're not real.

When you were little?

Sure.

She treats me like I'm one of the family.

Clyde, get that camera out of my face or I will ground you.

Don't think I won't do it.

She did it.

I did?

She is literally the most patient person I know.

Oh, yeah?

For sure.

Patience, I'm saying.

Who do you think is Mom's favorite?

Me.

Me.

Me.

It's me.

It's all of you.

It's hard to pick just one thing.

Guess I'd have to say... everything.

Happy Mother's Day, Re-Dumo.

I love you, Mommy.

Sigh.

We love you, Mom.

We love you, Mom.

Ugh.

Good job, Lincoln.

Thanks, guys.

I'm going to watch it a thousand times.

We do have one more present for you.

Oh, please, no.

We're going to leave you alone.

Oh, you remembered.

Happy birthday, Mom.

So I got you this tropical mister.

Oh, wow.

Fancy.

Alizé.

I've never been, but I hear it's great.

You know what I would really like for Mother's Day?

And Gwyneth fell into Dawson's arms, and she was finally on the other side of the mountaintop.

Oh, I knew she'd make it.

4 AM.

Yeah, well, he wanted to get the tent set up by 4, so it's more like 345.

So you already got it down from the attic?

3.30.

And you know how to set it up?

3.15.

You went from hero to tent setup guy.

I gotta say, you're taking it pretty well.

12-year-olds want their heroes to be young with huge muscles.

I'm less rip hardcore, more rip floss more.

I will take rib floss more any day.

Oh, thank you, honey.

But I can't help you.

Mama's got a free massage, and this baby expires tomorrow.

I can just get four hours?

I should be good to go.

OK.

The princess and the everlasting emerald.

Yay!

There once was a boy from Royal Woods named Lincoln.

You're Lincoln.

That's right, Lily.

And the boy fell in love with a beautiful princess named Charlie, who came from a faraway land called Tennessee.

Princess.

But the princess fancied a different boy from Royal Woods named Rusty.

But soon, young Lincoln won the heart of the princess, and they became the toasts of royal woods.

They have frowns.

Yay!

Here's Lincoln.

As you requested, I found him out in the bushes.

It's not my fault.

Lana's just trying to use the bathroom.

Thank you, Todd.

The reason I summoned you here today is because I think I have the solution to your bro-pro.

Bro-pro stands for brother problem, mi hermano.

Mi hermano means my brother in Spanish.

Spanish is a...

I got it.

Just tell me why I'm here.

I give you... a Robro 5000.

It's your very own older brother.

I watched numerous movies and TV shows from the 1980s and programmed him with all the features of an ideal older brother.

Needless to say, he's brimming with bro-tensil.

Thanks, Lisa.

So I can just sit here and hang out with him?

You can do better than that.

I don't know what to say.

Go say hi to your new brother.

Lincoln?

Clyde McBride!

Step into my office.

Clyde, into my office.

What's going on, Lincoln?

I'll tell you what's going on.

You, superstar.

I've decided to become your manager.

I'm Lincoln Loud.

The manager with the planager.

Your days of closet drumming are over because your new manager has booked you a gig with none other than... the Bucket Bashers.

What do you say to that, Clyde?

That was your practice bucket, Clyde, but...

Okay.

How can you not be excited for this opportunity?

I am excited.

Clyde, I've seen your excited barf before, and this is not it.

Well, it's just that...

I never drummed in front of people before.

Well, the gig's not for two weeks, and your manager with the planter... is gonna get you ready with a three-pronged approach.

I'll start you off with some smaller venues, coffee houses, theater houses, that log down by the lake where all the teenagers hang out.

I don't know what they're doing down there, but I've always wanted an excuse to find out.

You know, Lincoln, I like your enthusiasm.

Prong two...

You know what?

I think it's just one problem.

Word on the street is you're starting a new talent agency.

I like what you've done with the place.

You know, the Doodads are looking for a primo manager to take us to the next level.

We're about to drop our new album, Doodads, Doodads.

It's where we do famous songs by famous dads.

We're going for a clientele with a little more of an edge.

We're edgy.

Ever hear of matching vests?

Sounds dope.

Why don't you go step outside and talk to my assistant?

Sure, sure, right away.

Okay, yeah, you got it.

Okay.

What do you say, Clyde?

Should I book you a trip to the stars?

Bucket basher style?

You'll get me some practice gigs.

Of course.

And I've got two weeks to get ready.

Clyde, baby.

Let's do it.

I'm just gonna slide my demo under the door, okay?

Let's go.

Zoop!

Robro?

Robro?

This better be important.

Robro was having a dream about Robot Weather Lady.

Robro, I think we've been being mean to Clyde.

Who?

C-Train.

Forget that guy.

He is not a bro like us.

He may not be a bro like you, but he's the coolest guy I've ever known.

I agree with half of that.

Listen, Robro, me and Clyde are like this.

And if you think he's not cool, then you think I'm not cool.

I think you're both not cool.

Well, I think we owe him an apology.

I think I owe you a wet willy.

What?

You know what, Robro?

I don't want you to be my big brother anymore.

Too bad.

Robro is not going anywhere.

My battery has a half-life of 5,000 years!

Well, you're not in charge.

I'm in charge.

Then why are you hitting yourself?

Stop hitting yourself!

Look, it's the robot Weather Lady!

Weather Lady, receive my affection.

Those green drinks look delicious.

Green is my favorite flavor.

Cool place, Lucy.

Uh, can we get a coffin for four?

Sorry, you're not on the list.

They didn't let us in either.

Apparently, we're not from another time or dimension.

It's a very exclusive club.

Whatever, come on.

You have to let us in.

Yeah, you took our Wi-Fi.

Good point, Linny.

Clyde?

When did you get glasses?

The Wi-Fi going out was an unintended side effect from the plutonium orb that powers our jukebox.

What is this witchery?

Oh, Huey Lewis!

It's okay.

This is ridiculous.

Yeah, who listens to Huey Lewis?

I love Huey Lewis.

Besides, you're our little sisters.

You can't keep us out of this place.

We can't.

But he can.

Can we get the green drinks to go?

Looking for this?

Chili out.

You guys are next.

Let's go reevaluate.

We throw ourselves at his feet and beg for mercy.

That's my go-to move.

No, Clyde.

We can't give up.

Sure, he's bigger than us.

And stronger than us.

True.

And smarter than us.

Yeah.

Oh, and also cooler than us.

No, Clyde.

We've been in tighter situations than this.

As long as we have the element of surprise on our side, he can't win.

Surprise.

It's go time, nerds.

Sorry, Robro.

My best friend's afraid of the dark.

Come catch these hands, you... glorified vacuum cleaner.

Your pain is my gain.

You're up, buddy.

I'm gonna hit you so hard, your robot kids will be more dizzy!

I've got abs of steel.

You call that a wedgie?

It normally goes over his head.

Clyde!

Wedgie time.

Let me go!

Ow!

How is it hanging, bro?

Wait a minute.

Lincoln, don't you see what's happening?

I'm seeing much of anything right now, Clyde.

You can't out-roll this guy.

I mean, he feeds off it.

If we have to kill him, we have to kill him with kindness.

Roro, we know you're really not this mean.

We know deep down that you have feelings.

Robro feels nothing.

We don't hate you.

We know there must be some reason you act like this.

How is your relationship with your father?

Robro's father worked at Mill.

Never had time for Robro.

Well, that's not your fault, Robro.

We have time for you.

And we're not going anywhere.

Nerds.

Bench press.

Muscle car.

Robro losing bro energy.

Your dad may not have loved you, but I do.

Bro bro, Dios.