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i can't believe it whistler's mother has actually arrived in america now listen i am begging you as a man whose entire professional career depends on you behave rationally today there is no god

What do you think?

Nice frame.

She's magnificent.

David, well done.

Worth every bright green buck.

She's something else, isn't she?

All right, folks, enjoy her while you can.

After this morning, we lock her away until the guy who paid $50 million for her turns in.

And, Elmer, I believe we have a security meeting.

That's right, sir.

And this is your key to the encasement system.

There are only two.

I have the other one.

So if the painting turns up missing, I'll know where to come.

And if you could all join me at the security console.

Doctor, why don't you just stay here?

Maybe a look at the real thing will inspire you for your speech.

Please just stay here.

Don't leave this room till I get back, OK?

This chart maps all the security elements for the big day.

And as usual in these circumstances, I've given the operation a code name, which is Operation Whistler's Mother.

It's not a snazzy title, but I think it works.

Oh.

Oh.

Fear not, gentlemen.

With the system we've put in here, nothing will touch that painting short of an earthquake that brings down the whole gallery.

I'm sorry.

Oh.

Once we've gotten the general safely inside, the key figure security-wise will be Dr. Bean.

We've got to protect the painting without getting in the good doctor's way.

I'm sorry.

Hey!

Hey!

Seems to be a problem with the... door.

Where's the picture going?

White, white, white, white.

Oh, Jesus!

Oh, God!

Oh!

Oh, Jesus, God!

Oh, Mary, Mother of Jesus, Jesus of Nazareth!

You did it.

All I have to do is go out and tell them what happened.

Perfect.

Then they say, well, who left them alone with the picture?

And I say, me.

Then they say, well, you're fired.

I say, fine.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Then they say, firing was not enough.

Let's prosecute you for negligence.

Then I go to jail.

My wife leaves me.

My daughter becomes a prostitute.

I wind up on Death Grove staring a cell with Butch McDick.

Give me one more look at the painting.

Oh, God!

Oh, God!

God, oh, God!

Which renders the underground ventilation ducts completely secure.

Yes, well, that's good to know.

Thank you, sir.

Hey, do you drink, Bane?

No.

Good.

Neither do I.

The Yankees grab five-two.

Yeah, this one has extra innings written all over it, doesn't it?

Kosky hangs over the plate.

He's got the long ball threat from the left side.

down the line it's going it's a home run and the Cardinals