Became a Streamer, Made $21,169,810 in 48 Hours in Streamer Life Simulator 2

Hey there, it's Josh.

Welcome back to Let's Game It Out.

We're checking out Streamer Life Simulator 2 today.

I love everything about this title screen.

Gaming chair, green screen, cat creature, and this ominous thing up here.

And hey, developers, thank you for the key.

And for this rock solid description.

Streamer Life Simulator offers a challenging experience.

Attempts to deliver the real streamer life experience.

like how it goes from wow to oh first things first we gotta make our streamer well this simply won't do this guy looks like he's held a job and has friends and stuff we can't have that okay let's fix this up what is skin roughness like if we move this all the way to one side i can't really tell the difference but if we move it to the other side boy howdy look at that shine and freckles to max yes good on we can give ourselves a nice skin tint so wait if i make this like green oh

Ah, yes, excellent.

Full-blown jaundice, just the way we like it.

And now for some creepy soulless eyes.

Okay, yeah, there we go.

No hair, no eyebrows, no problem.

Oh, and finally we get to set their pose.

The most important part.

Wait, what the hell is this?

Why are there these two squares?

Wait, what?

We mean our mouth pose?

You know, when I was thinking of pose, this isn't quite what I thought was gonna happen.

Okay, so this top one controls their jaw and the bottom one controls their eyes.

Okay, seriously with this one, what am I supposed to do besides try to roll my eyes back into my head as far as I can?

And obviously we can't go mouth closed.

Okay.

So this is good.

This is better.

This is best.

The perfect streamer does exist.

We did it.

We made an actual zombie.

Start stream.

And here we are hiding in the bushes before we wander our way up to this random building.

Ah, Karen's hair salon.

Well, thankfully we're never going to need that.

You saw our hair.

Ah, thank you for the free ride.

And whatever you two are doing.

So apparently first thing we need to do is just wander through this back door.

Hello?

Hello?

Oh, well, thank goodness nobody is home.

I guess that means I'll just take this cash sitting here.

Surely no one will miss that or notice.

I mean, really, it's your own fault for leaving money lying around.

It's especially your own fault leaving money behind the counter.

Where anyone could just break in, wander back, and take it.

Why stop there?

Why not just make myself a sandwich?

Wait, hold that thought.

I see a much greater prize.

Like this old keyboard.

As you can see by our quest over here.

We're supposed to steal all the computer parts.

Okay.

Finally, an American keyboard all for me.

And not just that, but I can take whatever's in my hand and just shove it in my inventory and now it's part of me.

And now I can pick up more stuff.

Because really, why not just steal everything?

What about this monitor?

This 30 Hertz monitor.

Can I fit this in my pocket too?

Well, yeah, why wouldn't I?

Surely the office chair can't, right?

I'm sorry I ever doubted you.

Alright, well, come to me, Core Case Basic.

Wait, build?

Oh, I can open this up right here in the office.

And I can just rip all the individual components off of it.

Well, I mean, why wouldn't I?

And the game wants me to take my bike to get out of here.

But I'm kinda curious of something.

Obviously, cars are gonna come down this road.

Can I go ahead and just build my computer right here on the road?

Oh, well, that was unexpected, but even better, really.

I'm glad I basically have magic powers.

Who knew this placement tool would be so powerful?

That'll teach you to float on the water.

All right, well, let's go take our bike and... Oh, whoops.

Hold on.

Hold on.

Hold on.

Bike.

Bike.

Or I could do some horseplay first.

Why not?

Oh.

Oh, no.

Don't worry.

The bike is fine.

Okay, here we are.

Share the road.

Am I right?

Well, how nice for us.

There's actually, like, people and stuff.

What a harmonious little town.

spoke too soon anyway here we are home sweet home oh boy i can't wait to check out my new place oh how why well it's happened i think this is so awful even i don't want to look at it i mean at least this little patch i'll just not look at any of these walls and pretend it's not happening as part of that let's take our computer desk put it right up against this wall

There we go, the perfect PC setup.

And normally I'd be like, ugh, we need all this stuff to stream, but luckily we stole it all.

So we've got our old keyboard and of course our mouse, which we're gonna put right down here.

Does that count?

Yeehaw, it does.

Can't forget about the finest monitor, which inexplicably we can place like right here.

Oh, it's perfect.

Oh, do we have the zoomies?

Okay, so be it.

Very edge of the desk it is, which means of course we're gonna wanna put the chair right in front of it.

Yes, there we go, just fall into its arms.

Okay, fine, you crybaby, stay right there.

And then we'll take this chair, and we'll shove it right on top of the bed, hopefully.

Wait, what happens if I hit sleep?

Oh, I see.

Well, goodnight.

Okay, it looks like we need to move this, or else we can't get the chair in the way.

And as much as I want to put it on the desk as well, for now we're just gonna put it on our disgusting floor.

Yeah, I bet you wish you'd left the mattress there now.

And the PC will go ahead and place on the desk back facing us like the Lord intended.

Wait, what's the problem now?

Oh, that's right.

I forgot.

I took all the components out.

Gosh, computer maintenance sure is difficult and everything's good.

Good, right?

Hello, monitor?

I'm ready to do some computing.

Oh, I just realized.

I need to hit the start button on the PC.

There we go.

The future is now.

And look at that.

This stolen computer already has a follower goal right on the desktop.

Aren't I the lucky one?

Oh, geez, and time goes so fast.

We're not getting any younger.

To the web.

Let's do this.

Let's download the programs we need.

No sense in even seeing what they are.

We'll figure it out as we go.

Okay, everything's been downloaded.

We did it.

We're career streamers now.

I've done a little streaming before.

We just open up OPS.

Enter our stream key, huh?

No problem.

We just go to the Dodo app for some reason.

Go to register.

And now here's where we make our all important streamer nickname.

Live colonoscopy.

And there we go.

Wait, can I just become a partner instantly?

Your application has been received.

Anyway, now we have our coveted stream key.

And before we do anything else, we need to change our stream name.

All colon, no painkillers.

Anyway, now that we've got our stream key, we need to put it into the other thing.

This number is really important.

if someone else were to have access to it they would be able to stream whatever they want to my account so imagine my surprise when i can just hit start stream and i believe this window is what i'm broadcasting meaning i'm just streaming my entire desktop which includes my stream key but hard to be mad we're already live on the internet i mean i don't have a webcam or even a microphone but

But hey, look at that.

No dropped frames.

Yet.

Let's take that quality from 360p to 8K.

Ah, that's more like it.

99.9% dropped frames.

Hi, the stream is fantastic.

Why, thanks, Cosmic C. I don't know what happens when I click, but this is my reward to you.

Oh, this message has been deleted by a moderator.

Well, whoopsie daisy.

Okay, but enough horsing around.

Now that we have the stream up and running, let's head over to fake Amazon.

And everyone could just watch me browse for cameras.

We don't have very much money, so we're going with the cheapest we can buy.

And we need to make sure to get a microphone.

Only the finest for us.

You feel poor.

Yes, thank you, game.

That was very helpful.

Ah, and here's our order right now.

okay thank you and then we pulverize the packaging right here and now oh my goodness i'm so excited put the webcam down here and let's put the microphone you're out of energy so the stream is off so be it it's sleepy time we'll pick this up the next day okay microphone down stream back on we're sitting here staring at our streaming program and we already got our first donation i'd

I didn't even know we could have donations.

Look at the chat, they're being so nice.

First time watching, it's going great.

Uh-huh, I'm sure it is.

Hey, just got here, this place is nice.

I concur.

And then my stream auto shut off because I ran out of energy.

We'll start it back up.

Your energy must be higher than 10%.

No problem.

That's what this mattress is for.

You must wait two hours to sleep.

Okay, plan B. Oh wow, quite the lock screen we have on our phone.

How nice of it to tell us that we're depressed.

Thanks, I guess.

Oh, and look at that.

We can put in a food order.

We're gonna go with the banana.

How many of these can I order?

Okay, please bring me my 10 bananas.

Yo, come on faster.

Bring me my bananas.

I gotta get my stream back up and running.

Surely you understand, right?

Yep, thanks, good hustle.

And not a single bit of packaging was wasted.

That's what I call it when each thing contains one banana.

And now it's time to eat.

Apparently peel and all.

And oh my goodness, look at my energy.

It's through the roof.

Time to fire up the stream again.

And anytime my energy starts to get a little bit lower, then I think we know what it's time for.

Mmm.

Mmm.

wait wait i think i just found a fun glitch so when you're first starting out this game you have like four live viewers but if you just start spamming stop stream and start stream over and over and over again watch what happens oh my goodness we seem to have confused the viewer count and just like that 80 people are watching well now we have to know if i just keep slamming this back and forth like for a while what the heck is my viewer count gonna look like i guess we're about to find out

Oh, glorious day, 157 people already.

And it's not going down by the way, it just stays there.

Who knew that no matter what you're doing on stream, the secret sauce was just to stop and start your stream over and over again.

And then enjoy being an up and coming streamer with an aggressively growing audience.

And anytime our energy gets a little bit low, no problem.

It's banana time.

And would you look at that?

The donuts are just rolling in.

$311 to be exact.

Don't mind if I do.

Well, I can safely say we reached our follower goal.

But why stop there?

There's so much more work to be done.

Okay, that was about four minutes in real life.

Let's see what this gets us.

Ooh, 3,480 people.

Very respectable.

I also noticed our stream toxicity is at a solid 100%.

I mean, you know how it is, no big deal.

Like, second day ever of streaming, 47,000 concurrent viewers.

And every so often we go outside and make sure to eat another banana to keep our energy high.

And then come back to 71,000 people.

Oh, and don't look now, we have mail.

Gasp.

Hi, thank you for applying to the partnership.

We have reviewed your channel and we think you are suitable for partnership.

Ooh, and we already have 158 subscriptions.

And yes, that's the icon I chose to represent my subscription.

Unfortunately, it doesn't look like we can give ourselves more subs.

Every time we stop and then start the stream again, it just kind of returns to where it was.

But that's okay, considering there's 115,000 people watching.

I'm sure someone will subscribe.

okay now before i go and like upgrade equipment or anything we gotta see how high these numbers can go right so hold please well i gotta say it turns out our stats can look pretty good i learned that we have a cap of how many followers we can have every time it tries to add more the game is like no you take your hundred million and you enjoy it meanwhile we have nearly eight million subscribers we're getting donations every second and there's a cool

76 million people watching right now.

Oh no, it's back to 75 million.

What a washed up streamer.

And if we check our stats, ah yes, here's our total payments we've gotten.

16,676,000 and then, oh actually it's changing.

Whatever, you get the idea.

And that doesn't even cover donations.

With some of these psychos donating as much as $136.

A coffee on me.

Enjoy your stream.

Oh, I shall.

Especially because sitting in my donation account,

We have an additional 4.5 million waiting for us.

Yes, please, just wire that to my account.

And oh my goodness, I didn't even try to show ads.

Oh my God.

Just from running that one 90 second ad spot, we made $5.7 million.

Dear God.

I gotta take a walk.

This is all too much.

Stream, while I'm gone, you can just run yourself, right?

Okay, thank you.

I'm sure no one will notice I'm gone.

Oh, I feel like I've been in there forever, just clicking and clicking.

Finally, let's go outside and...

Oh, yeah, good.

Everything's much saner out here.

Well, whatever, I... What?

Huh?

I recognized you.

Don't worry, I'll try not to faint.

What the hell is happening?

Wow, I guess they all watched my stream.

Oh, yeah, never mind that guy.

As long as you can get a picture.

See, it's not so funny when it happens to you.

Okay, so what I'm learning is, indeed, you reach a certain amount of popularity, and everyone just follows you around.

Unconcerned about the cars on the road.

Hey, let's take a selfie, but first you gotta catch me.

Awww.

Don't worry, we'll take it from your hospital bed.

Although I'm not really sure what the benefit is.

I can't talk to any of these people.

They just kind of follow me around.

Don't worry, if we can't shake these people, we'll just have the cars take care of them.

Anyway, nevermind all these corpses and stuff.

I'm out here looking for computer parts.

So maybe we can find some here at the pawn shop.

Let's take a gander, shall we?

Uh, okay, let's see.

It looks like we can only sell items.

And since I have nothing to sell, it looks like I have one thing I can buy.

A scratch card.

Well, I don't need these.

I already have enough money.

Like, look at that, I even won $10 and it's like, oh, big deal.

I don't know, it just doesn't feel like it matters that much.

I mean, there are some computer components, but it looks like this equipment is about as good as what we have.

So I guess it's up to us on the internet to go ahead and buy parts this way.

Okay, so let's see, we're rich as hell.

That means we're going with this 320 hertz monitor and not just one, not just two, but as many as it'll allow.

And oh, lucky me.

My shopping cart can have unlimited items.

That means they're going to be able to accommodate all the things I need.

Complete purchase.

Okay, now we just wait for our delivery.

Oh, how nice of you to walk it over here.

Sir, did you know you're carrying $590,000 worth of equipment?

Oh my God, what is he going to do?

Oh, my porch runneth over.

Yep, he's still going.

Still going.

Wow, that guy sure has stamina.

Well, good thing there was nothing expensive in there.

I would hate for my computer parts to be crashing all over the place.

Oh, I think he's finally done.

Oh, never mind.

He moved on to the smaller boxes.

How does

this even work do you have like a black hole in your pocket and how am i supposed to get that one off the roof oh there we go he's finally done i mean kinda he kept crapping boxes on his way out of town and off he goes out of my life forever i mean let's be honest this was the greatest thing to ever happen this is the stream first i need to just get into my place which means opening up boxes till i can clear the space for it

Okay, made it in.

Hopefully nobody's gonna bother all my crap.

But actually, first we need to find one of the cameras.

Nope, that's just a new mouse.

Nope, that's another gaming monitor.

Okay, look, one of these has to be a camera.

Ah, there it is.

A quantum capture max.

Now you would think we're gonna set it up here on the desk like that.

But what we're actually gonna do is grab the desk.

oh yeah wow that's a nice trick anyway we're gonna place it over here against this wall and our reason for doing so will make sense in a second which is we're gonna place this camera we're gonna aim it like right out there like that and now we can finally click the old show camera button let's see and now all we need to do is aim this which is now looking at the big pile of boxes outside okay and start stream now let's buy a bunch of crap from amazon and have it delivered

$200,000 in inflatable pool should do the trick.

And now all we need to do is see if this guy will deliver.

Oh, there he is, doing his box thing from a weird, creepy angle.

We can't see it, but we know it's happening.

Okay, now all we need to do is see if he can manage to dispense all of these items.

Well, he's probably gonna be at this a while, so hold, please.

Oh, I guess he's done.

Off he goes at one frame a second.

It took nine and a half minutes for him to deliver that.

Wait, wait, wait.

He's coming back.

I guess he's going back in for more.

Godspeed while I start the timer again.

Oh, there he is, finally emerging.

Surprisingly stoic for all that he's done.

You might find this surprising, but it's a little hard to move around.

Now that our game is once again a PowerPoint slideshow.

Although as I step back, I realize something else.

He's actually still doing more box stuff.

He just stopped doing it at the house.

I'm not sure what made him decide to come over here and finish the job, but that's what he's doing.

See, this is how I know he's still delivering.

Here's his signature move, the chimney of boxes.

Okay, I think he's finally done.

Is no one in this town concerned about this?

Oh, the game crashed.

Honestly, thank God.

Ah, here we are back in our place.

I was gonna say it was all a dream, but all the boxes I opened are still here, and all the boxes I didn't open are gone.

Well, that's awkward.

I wonder if it all just got ransacked.

I don't think I got a refund, but honestly, how would I know or even care?

Speaking of not caring, I was gonna explore a bunch of these icons, but they're all worthless to me.

I was like, what's plane?

Can I buy a plane?

No, it's just a gambling thing.

It basically works where you bet a bunch of money and then you watch this plane fly into the air and you try to cash out before it lands, I guess.

So I just hit cash out on both of these and I made 15 grand on each.

That'd be great money if I cared.

And what about this skin case?

To nobody's shock, it's just CSGO style gambling.

On the other hand, house should be very interesting.

I'm so excited that we can have entirely new places.

This is perfect because I grow tired of this place for some reason.

Now let's see.

Do we want the cozy house, the suburban home or beach villa?

Trick question.

We're renting all three.

It's completed.

Now all we need to do is find them.

Out of the way RGB keyboards and a random video card.

I've got places to go to go find us our new homes.

Glad to see everything's sane over here.

Oh my goodness.

I think this is it.

What do you think?

Crazy looking dog.

Oh my God.

I can tame you.

Huh?

Well, if you say so.

Let's try to catch it in a ball.

I did not expect this at all, but it doesn't mean we're gonna stop.

Success!

Okay, what happens now?

This dog just belongs to me?

What will taking it do?

You're right, that was a stupid question.

I guess I have a new companion.

The pet teleported home.

I mean, it says that, and yet I can still click the build button and bring it out like this.

And then I can use the outline of the dog to shove things around.

Honestly, this is like the least insane thing we've seen so far.

We can also shove people.

Lady, come on, you gotta get up.

Never mind, I don't think you are after that.

Ooh, I think this might be it.

Hello?

Hello?

Ah, yeah, definitely my house.

You can tell by all the- Oh, there's our dog friend.

Why do you look so small and bright?

Oh, you're just part of my viewing space?

Do I just have a vision of a dog just stuck in my pupils?

What is happening and why?

Doggo, let me just put you down right here.

Oh, thank God I can put the dog down and it goes away.

Anyway, you stay in here.

Never mind, come with me.

Anyway, what a palace.

I wonder if that's the case with the other places.

And if I'm looking at the map correctly, the farmhouse is all the way over yonder.

Ugh, but it's so far from where we are.

If only we could buy a car to drive there.

And it turns out we can.

Hello, yes, I would like to buy your nicest car.

Much better.

This is definitely part of the streaming experience, especially the crashing.

And also, I didn't do that.

They were already doing that.

All right, we're on the way.

Everybody buckle up.

Don't worry, that's just me crashing and flipping, I think.

Oh, this looks like it.

But we'll know if it's ours if it's covered in humanity.

Yep, sure is ours.

Oh good, I'm glad you're here.

And as you can imagine, this place is a huge dump.

Actually, wait, I have a better idea now.

Can I get this car into my house?

Easy, easy.

No!

Maybe if I just shove it hard enough, it'll go through the wall.

Easy, easy.

Oh no!

My car!

who could have possibly seen that coming well I guess we're walking from here to here okay I think this is it wow what a modern Paradise and yet still covered in crap I'm glad someone had the time to make and maintain this fire and still find time to take a crap all over the floor isn't that right random cat yeah I would leave too it is far away from prying eyes though so we're gonna go ahead and live here now all we need to do is get everything set up but we're not just gonna set up here like before

To the web.

And now to this.

Link worker.

And we're gonna hire some people.

Except not Ashley.

She looks like she just got out of the trenches of World War I. I think she's seen enough.

She doesn't need to go through, you know, this.

And I don't really need our house painted, so we're gonna skip on Bob.

On the other hand, first name uwu, last name girl, a five-star streamer, an employee who will streamer and fundraise for you, needs a computer for that.

Say no more, you can use mine.

All I care about is that you're streaming, I guess.

Oh, I didn't realize you're a Half-Life 1 streamer.

Well, keep up the good work.

Actually, wait, can I use the computer real quick?

Thanks, move.

As I was saying, we can actually hire other people too.

Lisa B, Punk Dan, Carla L, not to mention Big Boy.

Hire them all.

Ah, yes.

Hello, everybody.

Nice to meet all of you.

I'm gonna have to get you all set up on your own gaming PCs.

Okay, we got all of our computer parts here.

Don't walk in front of me.

I'm trying to show off all the stuff I'm buying for you.

And complete purchase.

Oh boy, I can't wait for all this stuff to arrive.

And I bet you guys can't either.

Oh, nice walk you got there.

You definitely don't look like you're about to take a crap in the house.

I don't get it.

Where's my deliveries?

Oh, I found it.

It all gets sent to your old place.

Wait, I was kind of wrong.

Looks like he's also delivering here.

Go ahead and put them wherever.

Yeah, that's what I meant.

Thank God it's so well organized.

And I guess he's done.

Okay, you guys get to work.

Build your own setups.

Or I guess just stare at me like I'm gonna do it.

Okay, fine.

Let's get started on these obnoxious desks I ordered.

Thanks for helping, by the way.

You're really doing great work by just following me around.

or what huh what the hell happened are you guys dead oh you're all just asleep thank god oh yeah that's the spirit just go to sleep right in that pile that's the caliber of streamers i was hoping for anyway back to the unpacking okay here we go a pile of desks and chairs and monitors and cameras and stuff and a muscular man sleeping under a pile of pcs ma'am don't mind me i'm just gonna build a computer around you okay you're fine where you are just don't move your hands or any part of you okay

Okay, wake up all you degenerates.

Your workstations are ready.

Okay, so far so good.

Everyone's doing great.

Just knocked unconscious at their desks.

Except this guy.

Oh, never mind.

Well, the hell with this.

We gotta fight fire with fire.

Let's buy a bunch of huge boxes like fridges.

You know what to do.

Just make yourself at home.

Oh, yeah.

Okay, cool.

Just tussle all the desks.

That's what I meant.

Good work.

Thank you.

There you go.

Yes, fill up the space.

Special delivery.

Are they dead?

Probably.

But our dog friend is fine and that's all that matters.

Oh, you're going back in?

Good for you.

So I hope you had fun.

I know I did.

And I'll see you next time.