Best Of Michael Blackson 😂 Come Backs, Funniest Disses, & MORE! | Wild 'N Out

Consider, I'm confused.

I wanna slap you, but I wanna go to jail for child abuse.

Shut up, everybody!

Turn that music off!

Listen, come here, skinny bastard.

Look at this skinny .

You look like a healthy crackhead.

Big eyes, lips.

I bet you can whisper in your own ears.

I'm not finished with you.

Kiss my eyes.

He look like a Rick Ross starter kit.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

I bet you be in the village with a sharp ass spear.

You be behind bushes like, I'm about to make that lion bring that ass here.

Shut up.

Shut up.

Don't laugh out there.

You're not my type of woman, you're too skinny.

Me and you together, we'll start a fire.

You fat bitch.

You are eight months pregnant.

If you don't get your goddamn last citizen of Wakanda so the Black Panther has been stripped away.

Every time you walk, your legs talk to each other.

Just say, let me pass, I'll let you by.

You let me pass, I'll let you by.

It's your turn.

It's my turn.

It's all your turn.

Wait a minute.

you.

Kiss my ass.

Do the mother sucker.

Eat that ass up.

That's what it look like.

Eat that ass up.

Let's go.

Eat that ass up.

I seen all your movies.

You's a bad actor.

But your hairline so far back, it's still in Africa.

Try again, mother sucker.

Hear the music, please, DJ.

I don't need this.

Please.

Let's do this.

I don't need this in my village.

I don't want you.

No, no.

Come up here.

You are zealous actor.

Get out of here, please.

What you got?

Stevie J, come here, my brother.

Come here.

I got you.

I had to Google you to see what you do.

They said you was a hit maker, but this motherfucker ain't make a hit since 92.

Stevie J. I got you.

you mean.

Excuse me.

This is my lost cousin.

Listen.

I have a secret.

We went to a restaurant and I ordered my chicken fried.

He ordered his chicken alive.

I want to kill it myself, Motosoka.

Ladies and gentlemen of the King of Zamunda, I'd like to welcome my son, Michael Black's son.

He's the Prince.

Today is his birthday.

Strippers, DJ, drop some hot beat by OG Parker right now.

Let's go.

Twerking for the Prince, twerking for the Prince.

Twerking for the Prince, twerking for the Prince.

Twerking for the Prince, twerking for the Prince.

Why, sis?

He about to be king.

I'm twerking for the prince.

Yeah, I'm working for the prince.

Feet are braids, yeah.

Even iron shirts are for the prince.

I'm twerking for the prince.

I be full up in the caddy.

Yeah, the prince real ugly.

He look like his damn daddy.

I'm the prince, and I'm doing my thing.

All these girls twerking, I can't wait to be king.

Yeah, twerking for the prince.

Twerking, twerking for the prince.

Stop twerking for the prince.

Stop it.

I just got a text from the village, this ugly not my son.

Stop twerking, twerk for me.

Let's go, lady, put the beat back on.

Twerk for me, start twerking.

Twerking for the king, twerking, twerking for the king.

Twerking for the king, twerking, twerking for the king.

Twerking for the king, twerking, twerking for the king.

Why, sis?

Because he really the king.

I love a woman with a fat ass.

Every time we make love, all you hear is blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

Aren't you bored?

Nick Cannon, give him a Wild N' Out Achievement Award.

Let me see that gap in your mouth.

Smile.

No.

Yes.

No.

When you do, I know you hating it.

Those teeth are so far apart, they're in a long distance relationship.

Hold up, I'm not finished with you.

Hold up, mother sucker.

Come here.

Come here.

Hey you, come here.

Come here, punk bitch.

Look at this bootleg amigos.

You ain't Cuervo, you Jose.

You ain't Offset, you Off-White.

You ain't Takeoff, you Runaway.

Your topic is African culture.

I'm shooting my animal.

I'm shooting my animal.

Shooting my animal.

Now you wild out.

We'll turn out forever.

We'll turn out forever.

We'll turn out forever.

Now you wild out.

I'm wearing the gator.

I'm wearing the gator.

I'm wearing the gator.

Now you wild out.

Now you wild out.

Michael Blackson, you so dark it look like somebody threw some fire at you.

Your hair so nappy, I know when you comb it, it sound like firecrackers.

Shut up, everybody, shut up.

Look at this short .

You are shorter than my scene in the movie Next Friday.

Come here, motherfucker.

I'm on your ass.

You look like a thug and a nerd.

You gonna rob me or email me, motherfucker?

Look at this .

He look like future's past.

Do the World Cup goal celebration.

Hitman Holla, you are my peeps.

But how you a gangster rapper with a mouth full of baby teeth?

Hold up, Michael Blackson.

Let me make one thing clear.

You so black at night, when you blink, you disappear.

Hold up, mother sucker.

Let's go.

DC, you know Nick has to sleep with every girl to get him on the show, right?

Are you sure you want to make that wide-eyed girl your wife?

Let me tell you something.

I don't give a damn.

Because I ain't no wimp.

I told her, you still got to work for Nick because I'm a pimp.

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I'm going to start with this brother looking like Drake with a concussion.

Come here.

Come here, looking like an unsuccessful Joe Buttons.

Come here, hurry up and buy.

Fat brother, come here.

This guy have stomach and titties.

Happy Father's Day and Mother's Day, mother sucker.

Whatever you do, just don't step on my shoes.

Don't step on my shoes.

Please don't step on mine, because these kicks are fly.

Please don't step on mine, because these kicks are fly.

Yo, look, you want to know what's important to a black man?

Never step on his jaw.

No, no.

Stepping on my jaw is just a no-no, especially when I got on white shell toes.

And you know Michael Black the King Luke, because when you look under his feet, he got on skin shoes.

What are those?

I don't know what those are.

What are those?

I don't know what those are.

I don't know what those are.

I don't know what those are.

Please don't say it.

You bitch ass .

You look like a 12 year old lesbian.

Boy, if you don't get your goddamn- The food's ready.

You have tattoos of all the you owe money to.

You don't get your back up, thriller dancing looking now.

And guess what?

You ain't even need makeup, stupid ass boy.

DC stands for Chaser.

Guess what?

In your car, I bet you ain't got this part high in the floor.

Yabba dabba doo feet havin' ass.

Kiss my ass, mother sucker.

You son of a .

You are shorter than a with no legs.

This has his face and his feet on his license.

Yo, Nick, why would you bring somebody this black my way?

I mean, this so dark, he probably only shop on Black Friday.

Look at this .

Somebody pour bleach on Rick Ross.

Someone send me 35 cents so we could feed him for the day.

There is a colonizer.

Jack H, please come here.

Jack H. You have 11 kids.

Either your pool game is weak or you need some love.

But by the way your grandma's face is set up, I think you just need some hug.

Hey, back up, back up.

Excuse me, excuse me.

Hey, Michael Blackson, nothing you just said was funny at all.

You're standing up here looking like a dark chocolate disco ball.

Yeah!

I want your leader.

I'm here.

Nick Cannon, you think you're slick coming up with Wild N' Out.

You only have rappers on the show so they could help you finally put an album out.

Hold on.

Hold on.

Michael Blackson, you really shouldn't say another word.

If you created Facebook, your name will be Dark Zuckerberg.

I mean, this kid sucks.

When are you gonna give up?

Your hair's so nappy, it look like a bunch of Black Panthers with they fist up.

Since you're dressed like a disco ball, I'm about to get my dance on.

How dare you come on live TV without any pants on?

Shut up, don't laugh at this .

I want Carlos Miller, come here, please.

You've been on this show for 18 seasons.

Nick Kenny is still rich and you are broke.

This is keeping all your money.

My brother, stay woke.

Yes!

Turn this music off.

I don't have to say a word.

Just look at me.

Silence of the Lambs.

When darkness falls.

Wild out.

Little come here.

You think you're a boss, but it's not all of that.

I won't bother you face to face, but you only reach up to my sack.

Michael Blackson, everything you said, that's tragic.

You so dark, if you was a magician, it would only be black magic.

Wild out.

Yo, Bob Bob Black Sheep, in a black Jeep, with a black seat.

He black, he so black.

We black, we so black.

Hold up, hold up, hold up, look.

I'm so black, you gotta talk to me at the right time.

So black that if I wear black, I'll look naked at nighttime.

I'm black.

My skin got me on a hurt mission.

I'm not fooled, but if I was fooled, I'm so black, I'd be jerk chicken.

He black.

I gotta say I'm black like every time.

If my skin had a clock on it, it'd be 11.59.

We black, hey, hey, ain't nobody doing better.

I'm black, my skin looking like the newest leather.

I'm a black sheep, hey, and a black sheep with a black seat, hey.

We black, motherfucker.

We so black.

We black, motherfucker.

We so black.

We black, motherfucker.

We so black.

We black.

We black.

Turn that off.

In my village, we rap in a cappella.

Where's that red bone ?

Uh-oh.

Right here.

They say once you go black, you never go back.

But I come to Mariah, you making us look like a bunch of liars.

You little dick .

Kiss my ass, your whole team.

Look at this dirty .

This took a bath and lost weight.

Hold up, hold up.

Come here.

Hold up.

Get out of the way.

Look, rush hour eight.

What?

Wait a minute.

Big Becky.

This is shorter than Embarro's ponytail.

Hold up, Michael Blackson.

You the same color as Coca-Cola.

Man, everybody take two steps back.

I believe this got Ebola.

Kiss my ass.

Turn that off.

This has no bank account.

This is how he transfer money from his savings to his checking.

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