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Hello, friends, Sergey Boyko is with you on Boyko's Main.

I am delighted that a huge number of people, despite the secret transfer, were able to find the program and even connect to the live broadcast.

I hope that all the others will also pull up.

This is the case with normal presenters.

The programs are released strictly on time, on schedule, on the right days.

And you know, it's a little more difficult for terrorists.

Well, it's a bit more complicated.

You have to search, wait, catch, track.

Well, because that's how it works.

Forbidden content, you know, such a thing.

You have to strain a little bit.

But I'm delighted that you found it and didn't miss it.

And we continue.

Moreover, we have good news, of course.

I was a little doubtful, it just so happened that the stream coincided, we just recently moved to Thursday, and there was already a stream for sponsors of Popular Politics.

Become, by the way, sponsors of Popular Politics.

I really don't know from which tier they will show you the stream, if my ear will tell me, I...

I will say, become a big sponsor of Popular Politics, be sure to be on the stream for sponsors, they will probably still have time until tomorrow to call.

But who loves exactly Boyko's program about the main thing, you too become sponsors on Patreon, this is a little different.

On the stream with sponsors of Popular Politics, of course, they will not call you, but we will call you in a special chat, where you can discuss with the presenter.

life and all this, we will show it in the titles or we will not show it in the titles, it's up to you.

Well, I'll start, as I said, in two days we'll get you good news, so much interesting things are happening that it's not difficult, you can do the main thing every day, you don't need to, but you can.

For Russian schoolchildren, for students of 8th and 9th grades, I will start with education today, usually with fires, and then we only get to school.

Let's talk about education right away.

For students of 8th and 9th grades, a new textbook was released in Russia.

And this is not a history textbook, because the history textbook has already been released by Medinsky.

This is not even a math textbook, because what happened in math?

Nothing interesting.

There is a wonderful textbook, but it is written by a Ukrainian author, so it cannot be used.

But they released a textbook on unmanned aerial vehicles.

The book talks about the basics of control of unmanned aerial vehicles, their devices, and in general, literally what and how to do with copters.

That is, here, of course, it is necessary to understand that a ninth grader who will learn to control with copters can control well, cool, so cool.

Maybe he won't get into the trench.

Maybe he will sit in some base, in some Moscow business center, and remotely control the copters from there, until another copter comes there.

Because if you send copters somewhere, then copters begin to fly to you.

That's how life is arranged.

Nothing to do with it.

Well, in general, learn, children.

Alexander came.

Alexander came, immediately gave 50 sponsors.

That's it, life, life was successful.

Можно считать, что перенос на среду... Это штучный, разовый, не пугайтесь.

Дальше мы будем по четвергам.

Тут просто надо было подвинуться со стримом, который был заявлен раньше.

In general, it is good to teach children how to control drones.

I hope that they will tell you how to run away from drones there.

Because, as I said, you run drones, so someone runs them for you.

And to run away from drones, to knock down drones ... By the way, I'm not kidding here.

The regional stage of the High Technology Championship has started in Ulyanovsk.

You could think that at the high-tech championship they will, for example, implement something similar to the Moscow Neuralink.

This is when you use the power of thought to control a computer.

Or maybe some biotechnology, maybe editing a genome.

No, in Russia, of course, their own, their own, sovereign.

The most important, necessary, of course, high technologies there held competitions to counter unmanned aerial systems.

Well, these are the copters.

Countering unmanned aerial systems is just running away from the copter.

And you have to run away, of course, because in Dubn, a development enterprise of unmanned aerial vehicles was attacked by unmanned aerial vehicles.

In Zelenograd, the building of the Elma technopark, where unmanned aerial vehicles were also assembled, was damaged as a result of the attack of an unmanned aerial vehicle.

Here, of course, you can show Moscow buildings and houses that were damaged, but you need to understand that the purpose of the attack is...

It is organizations that, being near the capital, are engaged in military assembly.

That is, in principle, if you are doing military assembly in the city, it is not surprising that other drones will fly into the city.

Muromsky machine-building plant yesterday, this is in the Vladimir region, also attacked drones.

That is, these are such cunning Ukrainians, right?

Don't they want to give Kiev?

Don't they want to?

so they also shoot at the places where the drones are assembled.

That is, it would not be possible to meet in the field, in an honest fight, to wait until in Dubna or Zelenograd, the drone will be assembled, equipped, launched, it will fly somewhere and will fly over Kharkov.

They take and shoot at the place of production, can you imagine?

Small drones are still children, they haven't hatched yet.

They haven't even been born yet.

And they cover them up right there in the burrows.

Well, it's a nightmare, isn't it, what they're doing?

Well, it's a nightmare.

Do we condemn this?

No, of course we don't condemn it.

They're doing it right.

That's how it should be, damn it.

Also, several other regions were attacked.

In Moscow and the Moscow region, there were many explosions.

Well, it is clear that not everything was completed.

There were also explosions over Domodedovo.

Well, accordingly, airports did not work.

Neither Sheremetyevo, nor Domodedovo worked.

The flights were deployed.

That's how you buy a ticket.

You want to fly to Turkey, to some five-star, rest, as if there is no war.

But here comes a Ukrainian drone and breaks the whole schedule.

Turkish Airlines said that they will probably close.

I just didn't understand, to be honest, they say I read it three times.

Have they already made a decision or are they on the verge of making a decision?

Oh, this is Turkish diplomacy.

In general, in short, I think they cover the flights temporarily.

From Moscow.

In general, it was one of the most convenient ways to get to Mexico.

From Russia, Turkish Airlines through Istanbul.

It was a bad way, because very often Russians are not sent.

Turks treat Russians as third-class people.

And the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Russian Federation can't do anything about it.

Yes, they don't want to.

The Russian Federation itself treats Russians as third-class people.

Therefore, they do not feel any problem here.

Do you know how they do it?

I told it a long time ago, and the situation has not changed.

They sell, sell, sell tickets to the plane.

Places occupied by the Russians are not considered occupied.

That is, they continue to sell them to other people of the first kind.

And if some Russians did not have enough space, they are simply not put on a flight.

They say, yes, your passport is ugly, you yourself are not very good, go away, don't fly.

If there is enough space, then they put you on a flight.

That is, in general, kind people, if there are places, they can put you.

That is, if you buy a ticket from Turkey, if not from Moscow, in Moscow there are almost all Russians, if, for example, from Istanbul, you buy a ticket from Turkey, not a ticket to the plane as a transport service, but a lottery ticket, you will win, you will fly, you will not win, you will not fly.

That is, in principle, okay.

And Natasha also found us, despite the fact that Wednesday is not Thursday.

Welcome.

Thank you for 10 gift sponsors, Natalia.

A huge thank you for your support.

Well...

They say, we won't fly.

They won't fly, respectively.

Well, you can still get there.

The world is big, there are a lot of different planes.

Everywhere you can fly not with two, but with three, with four transfers.

Well, here, of course, the Muscovites will have to adapt to a new life.

And they say, in Moscow, even the war is imperceptible.

The planes don't fly in Ramensk.

Let's see the drone attack.

Hello!

Lie down, lie down.

Come here, come here.

Sal, turn off the flash.

Sal, turn off the flash, turn off the flash.

Quiet, quiet, quiet.

No, no, no.

Run to the houses, to the houses, to the houses, to the houses.

Run.

Don't touch anything.

Leave it.

In Podolsk, residents heard at least seven claps.

Yes, it is even correct to say.

And in the sky on Troitsky.

The drone is shot down.

Wait a second, I have a sound from the camera.

There is a small echo.

The airports of Vladimir Ivanov, Kostroma and Yaroslavl temporarily restricted the reception and release of aircraft.

In the Ivanovo region, a drone attacked a plant in Kineshmi.

Let's watch the video.

F**ked up the plant!

The deputy governor of the Belgorod region said that for the restoration of the Belgorod border, about 157 billion rubles are needed.

In fact, Putin's little things are only for a week, well, not for a week, for a month, for a month for the war.

What is it for a week?

I have to count.

I remember in dollars.

Spends so much on the war.

There is nothing at all.

Listen, well, the Belgorod border, what is there?

This is not the Kursk region, where the full-scale war was going.

The Belgorod border is like this.

Here the rocket banged, here the drone flew.

It is necessary to restore 3,500 houses and apartments, 1,500 GKH facilities.

Hundreds of communication towers, one and a half hundred schools, 90 public spaces, 70 cultural facilities, 60 polyclinics, 55 facilities.

How are they going to invest 150 billion?

Why are you lying?

There are billions for 500.

55 cultural heritage objects.

Cultural heritage objects are not very clear why to restore.

That is, if it was a monument to architecture, it was blown up, then what now?

There are no monuments, that's it.

Why the hell are you going to build a new one?

It's not going to be a monument anymore, damn it.

23 sports facilities.

Also in this money they plan to invest in demining and other things to put things in order.

So, look, the war is not over yet.

Well, and...

They promise to give compensations to evacuated residents.

I remind you, in the Kursk region, they give out 33 compensations a week, that is, in 1,002 years.

Psychological rehabilitation, subsidies, and they will even be able to help businesses.

By the way, how many commercial facilities, no one even counted.

That is, they counted that they have more than a hundred schools, 60 polyclinics.

Three and a half thousand houses and apartments.

And the fact that the business also had some kind of shopping malls, some kind of shops, people need, yes, to buy a little potatoes for themselves, if they can somehow have a snack with bread, no one even counts it somehow.

Well, that's what we're talking about, that the school is a billion.

Heinz, well, the school is a billion.

If they are not going to rebuild 100 schools, then only 100 billion is needed.

What 150 billion will they rebuild?

60 polyclinics.

Poliklinika, каждая, если ее оснащать, ну, объекты здравоохранения, это же не только поликлиники, это еще больницы, вот, то есть, больницу, говоря вообще, если строить, оснащать, более-менее, ну, хорошо, это небольшие города, это, соответственно, небольшие больницы, то есть, это не такая там, как Новосибирская городская, там, 8 корпусов, а, ну, там, небольшие больницы, но это все равно 500 миллионов минимум.

We need to put more equipment there.

It's not like from an old demolished building you took the beds that were saved there and put them in a new hospital.

It won't work like that.

Although ours will do so.

I have no doubt.

And so, well, everything is fine.

And this is only the Belgorod region.

In Kursk, they didn't even count yet, in fact.

How much will it cost to restore the destroyed 20% of Ukraine?

It's scary, there are not even such numbers there.

To at least somehow, at least in some way, to bring it.

At least somehow relate to what happened before the war.

And so, nothing terrible.

800, well, and people.

People, of course.

After the occupation, about a thousand residents of the Kurdish border were never found.

Someone got undressed.

They probably didn't get hurt.

They probably didn't get hurt, because, as usual, no one got hurt.

Just no one can find a thousand people.

They disappeared.

Maybe the Martians took them, of course.

But Alexander Bastrykin promised to find them.

He'll probably find them, since he promised.

Right?

Bastrykin won't lie.

Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, our great leader,

I don't even know how to say it.

I'm in complete shock.

And how do ethnicists carry it all?

I don't understand.

Because he said that Russia was literally forced to start a special operation, and now they expose the guilty one.

Putin said.

That is, can you imagine?

Our great leader, our beloved, popularly elected for the fifth time, zeroed president, some bastards were able to force them to start a special operation, and now they expose them to the guilty.

Well, really, well, some kind of trash, and not the president.

Well, how are we going to re-elect him in 2030 with such a trash mood?

We need a great country, we need a great leader, a real, powerful one.

And what is this?

Someone forced it.

What do we have?

No sovereignty, or what?

We can't decide for ourselves whether to start a war or not?

Can we only have to start?

And we can't do it ourselves?

Take and firmly decide, let's go conquer Ukraine and go conquer.

Why should we wait for someone to force us?

What kind of independence is this?

Well, what is it?

Why is the president some kind of, well, just, well, what is it?

In such a powerful country, with such an economy, with such hospitals and schools, and such a president, well, literally, forced, forced, we are not local, well, what is it?

How is it even possible?

He came out and said, yes, I, yes, I decided, and what, and what will you do to me?

I'm in a bunker.

Well, they forced us.

Who forced us?

By the way, we voted last time.

I wanted to vote.

Who forced us?

Last time I thought it would be the same.

We already figured it out last time.

In the American Congress, they said that Russia commits military crimes in Ukraine, but Putin is not a military criminal, and we figured it out.

Who then?

Who pushed Russia into war crimes, if not Putin?

And the people decided that it was the beavers.

Neither Biden, nor Obama, nor any others, but the beavers.

The beavers pushed Russia, that is, the beavers forced it.

And here, literally in the American Congress, it was discussed that Russia started a war and committed war crimes, but Putin is not a war criminal.

And literally two days later, Vladimir Vladimirovich also says that it is not him.

Notice, it's not even over yet, it's not even a court yet, no one is even hanging him, and he's already telling that it's not him.

Does he feel it or something?

Why is he worried there?

And this is not me, they forced us.

Who made him do it?

We'll find out someday, I hope, who made him do it.

Maybe the judge made him do it.

I don't know how it is in the courts.

Good judges should be experienced.

And the judge will ask, who made you do it?

And how did you do it?

Did you put a soldering iron in the back door?

Did you put a bag on your head, Vladimir Vladimirovich?

How did you do it?

Did you attach it to the batteries?

They must have forced him somehow.

Of course, he's not a cyborg.

Wait, we'll get to that too.

I'm going to have a lot of great leaders today.

Hang in there.

Because it's a lot.

In general, it burns itself, of course.

Without a war, everything burns normally.

It's not like a war and everything burned down.

And without a war, it's okay.

Russia is burning.

In Irkutsk region, there is a workshop for processing... Well, it was burning yesterday.

A workshop for processing rubber.

I really... Friends, what I just want to say.

There has been a lot of chemical and industrial fires all the time.

The main thing is that you don't have to run to them for some beautiful shots for Boyko.

You can't breathe with all this.

It's all not for people.

By the way, I looked, just raised a few, and it's not customary for us to evacuate neighboring houses.

That is, when some large industrial complex is on fire, why not evacuate the residents?

In general, if the industrial zone is on fire, and some kind of production, and this is not production, I don't know, ecologically clean wood,

или авиационного топлива бездымного горения, то как-то вообще нельзя этим дышать.

Людей-то надо убирать от этого всего.

В Челябинске крупный пожар был тоже.

В Братске сгорели цеха по переработке резинотехнических изделий.

Мегету тоже можно показать.

Но!

Но!

I forgot to say this about Irkutsk and about Bratskyshchyna, that no one was hurt.

That is, nothing is said about the victims, which means, well, probably, no one was hurt.

Because, as we agreed, if no one was hurt, then no one was hurt.

The only thing is that we can't find a thousand people in Kharkov, somewhere.

Well, no one was hurt, but somewhere a thousand people are not there, no one knows where to look for them.

No, under Chita another village attacks forest, not forest, landscape.

Listen, is there anyone in the topic?

Tell me, what is the difference between a landscape fire and a forest one?

It's like if the forest has already burned down, and for the second time it's a landscape fire, or what?

Or is it a steppe fire?

What is a landscape fire?

Does the grass burn?

They came up with something new in the Ministry of Emergency Situations, just not to talk about the fire.

In general, the next settlements, well, they are not big villages, not Samachita, but the next settlements in the Zabaykalsky region.

In this year, the Zabaykalsky region has a record, and it is just incredible, record level of fire.

... ... ... ...

Who remembers the last show on Monday?

They came to check the quality of the road.

how it was repaired, and the inspectors were stuck, they had to be taken.

The next day, the ambulance was also stuck, that is, the check did not help, the road for some reason did not get better.

Let's watch the video about the ambulance.

Here, please, the ambulance was called to the village of Ilmovka, to a woman with a heart attack.

The ambulance did not reach anywhere, that's it, the ambulance is sitting in the ditch.

That's the kind of road we have here.

Было совсем-совсем не очень, а стала нормальная обычная российская дорога.

Ну, скорая не проехала, там у женщины был сердечный приступ, но скорая не доехала, застряла.

А вот, да, да, ну, смотрите, ну, сильно лучше стало-то с прошлого раза.

This is exactly what they filmed.

The inspectors came to see how the road was repaired, and they got stuck and couldn't drive through.

Well, in principle, you can say they checked.

And this is already after two days, well, everything is already dry, I don't know what the ambulance didn't drive there.

The road has become normal already.

Well, this is understandable, Raskishev, well, this is already fresh.

Well, much better, right?

Мне кажется, не зря проверяющие приезжали, ибо Стрикин обещал проверить, разобраться.

Ну, разобрался, лучше стало.

Скорая все еще не проезжает, но какая-то положительная динамика есть.

Есть.

Мне кажется, надо потерпеть чуть-чуть, немножечко.

Сколько Путину власти уже?

26 лет.

Ну, вот еще лет 50 потерпеть, и нормально будет.

Хорошо.

Here, in general, our constant sponsor, BandGun, writes, Putin needs to be pitied, his life is hard, he lived with his grandmother Rostov-on-Don for so many years.

Well, in general, yes, by the way, Lyudmila Putin is the owner of the largest company of fast money, well, these are those that take up to 300% of annual salaries.

So, really, she is not just Rostov-on-Don, she is probably one of the largest...

In Russia, probably, they even enter some kind of world rating.

In general, local residents have not been driving on their own for a long time.

There is only an ambulance and a checker.

Well, the ambulance can't get there now.

But it's a normal road.

Well, a little bit more, a little bit more, and the next rain will last a week.

You just have to understand, in the sea, if it's raining, then it's raining.

The Novosibirsk governor demands the resignation of the head of the village, who spoke in the interests of the residents.

Not the governor, the Novosibirsk governor did not speak in the interests of the residents.

What happened there?

In the village of Lenyovo, this is a fairly large village in the Novosibirsk region, there are useful excavations being mined nearby.

And heavy, loaded, dirty cars that carry all this, drive along the roads of the village.

And the residents, of course, don't like all this a little bit.

And in order to prevent the destruction of road surfaces during the snowfall from April 10 to May 9,

на протяжении нескольких лет вводятся временные ограничения движения большегрузов по дорогам поселка Ленева.

Чтобы большегрузы не разбивали дороги, пока там снег тает, пока асфальт в самом уязвимом состоянии находится, пока он не готов еще принять на себя эту нагрузку.

То есть, в принципе, то, что все это шумное, грязное, вонючее ездит там целыми днями и ночами, к этому как-то уже привыкли.

Ну, договорились, что хотя бы месяц.

пока вот дорога такая, чтобы по ней не ездили.

Казалось бы, но естественно, естественно, добывающим компаниям хер покласть на эти все ограничения.

Они спокойно ездят из 10 апреля до 9 мая.

Да и вообще 9 мая недостаточное ограничение.

Вон там вчера у нас сибирский снег выпал.

Знаете ли, Сибирь такая штука.

И в июне может быть снег, не то что в мае.

Но они все равно ездят.

Жители взяли...

And they went out to protest.

They blocked the road and walked along the pedestrian crossing.

It was still in April.

The story is not from April, but I'll just tell you the latest news.

And, accordingly, the residents blocked the road, they just walked along the pedestrian crossing all the time, so that large loads, which are prohibited...

So that they don't go, because it's forbidden.

And they walked, walked on the pedestrian crossing.

Well, of course, there's the police, they detained everyone, they figured it out.

And the head of the village spoke in support of the residents.

Well, he said that the residents are really doing the right thing.

Well, how to fight at all, he says.

Our village is being killed, destroyed just by these heavy loads.

People live here, actually.

Like, there are not only useful excavations here.

It so happened that on the territory of Russia, in addition to useful excavations for the beloved federal authorities, there are still living people.

They still killed everyone at the front, and that's why they live here.

Well, they are not to blame that they live at the site of the extraction of useful excavations.

They are not to blame, but that's how it turned out.

Of course, it would be great if there was one place,

where all the useful excavations are mined, and another, more humane place, where people live.

Well, it just so happened that they live next to these places.

That is, there is not even talk that since they live with these useful excavations, so that they get something from this mining.

Well, it was necessary to see the village of Lenyovo, it does not look like, forgive me, the inhabitants, but it does not look very much like a village, next to which some valuable, useful resources from the earth are mined.

It doesn't look like it.

It looks like there is nothing valuable and useful around for a thousand kilometers.

But at least, not that at least share the income from the natural rent, but at least not interfere with life.

Well, to build a bypass road or somehow really at least at night and in April not to go.

Well, simple enough things, it would seem.

Well, no, no.

The residents are to blame, because they prevent Putin from mining.

He needs to pull it out, sell it all, put it on his account.

And they walk here, walk something and prevent him from driving.

Well, in general, in the very essence of the story.

In general, the head of the village,

the head of the village, spoke out in defense of the residents, that, like, well, they're not just so outraged, he says, well, but it's true, they're going.

For what the governor, the governor, considered it unacceptable if the local authorities act in the interests of the residents.

Unacceptable, completely, and unacceptable.

when the head of the settlement, the city or the settlement, acts in defense of the inhabitants.

It is unacceptable.

Naturally, according to the Novosibirsk governor, who himself is not a fucking Novosibirskian, whom Putin's comrades-in-arms introduced to help extract useful minerals in the Novosibirsk region, and at the same time to cut federal transfers, he said that this is unacceptable.

The head of the settlement, of course, must act in the interests of Putin, not in the interests of the inhabitants.

At the same time, it doesn't even bother me that Putin is far away, but the residents are close.

It doesn't bother me.

He still has to act in the interests of Putin.

Therefore, the governor of the Novosibirsk region filed a lawsuit against the temporary resignation of the head of the village for the loss of the trust of the governor and the president.

Because they entrusted him to drive the peasants into the barn,

чтобы они не мешали добывать полезные ископаемые.

А он, сука такая, не оправдал доверия и высказался о том, что «А что вы жителей-то прессуете силовиками?

Они вроде ничего плохого-то не сделали».

Видите, не оправдал доверия, не оправдал.

Ну, сам виноват, получается.

Ну, все.

Сейчас хорошо, что если и не посадят еще.

У поселка есть только отстранят.

Dmitry Grushevoy, the head of Lenevo, has already said that the security forces are already giving him a warning.

Well, we'll see, I'll keep an eye on this situation.

Let's talk about money, since we're talking about useful excavations.

The people of Kemerovo complain that cabbage and beets have become much more expensive.

Isn't it just the season?

lemons for 15%, lemons are not seasonal at all, carrots for 20%.

Prices have increased by 15-20% compared to the previous month, but this is a seasonal situation.

Pigs are 5% more expensive.

Well, it's not a season of chickens, there will be a season of chickens, then they will be cheaper.

Pasta for 5%, well, because not pasta, never pasta.

grow.

Macarons grow in autumn, right?

Otherwise, my sponsors will write to me again, why are you comparing month to month, like, suddenly seasonal products.

Of course, pasta is a seasonal product.

Shrimps are 8%.

Shrimps are the most seasonal product.

Did you plant all the potatoes?

Who planted the potatoes?

Write how good you are.

Нет, Юля, нас обманули.

Макарошки не стоят одинаково, тоже дорожают.

Медленнее, конечно, чем картоха, но дорожают.

People are writing in the chat that macarons are getting more expensive.

We have Pricing Day.

Can we have this poster?

Is it available?

Pricing Day.

There is a special site, we monitor everything, you go there and you can see it.

It's a very cool project where you can see it.

Because you don't realize how much it got more expensive.

You just feel that before with 5000...

Sorry.

With 5000...

went to the supermarket and could buy something.

Now with 5,000 you can only roll around in the supermarket and you won't even feed your family.

But this is subjective.

On the website, objective information, price statistics, you can compare different periods.

People write that they were put in jail.

Well done.

Potato will save you.

It saved us in the 80s and a little bit in the 90s, while there were communists and democrats.

And that's all.

So potato will save.

Potato has all the hope.

That's the only way to survive.

But there is good news.

There is so much food in Russia.

I don't understand why it is so expensive then.

But there is so much food in Russia.

что в Челябинской области сожгли 22 килограмма недружественного сыра.

Потому что сыр этот был нетрадиционный, конечно, с чуждыми западными ценностями.

Наверняка вкусный падла был.

Потому что европейский сыр, конечно, сильно... Простите, те, кто в России, но это, конечно...

After Medvedev and Putin imposed sanctions, finding a normal cheese, at least something similar to cheese, became an incredibly difficult task in Russia.

That is, something similar externally, with some sound names, it certainly exists, but in order to...

I ate a piece, it was somehow like cheese, it certainly became difficult.

And here they brought, you know, real European, of course, this is impossible.

Just here, too, you need to understand.

Well, because people are already slowly used to eating this shit instead of cheese.

And you will bring them normal cheese, you will let them try.

They will not want this anymore.

They will say that we want more of this.

And what is this in general?

What are you feeding us with?

Give us normal cheese.

Therefore, it is better, of course, to burn and not to seduce.

Well, while in the Chelyabinsk region they are burning unfriendly enemy cheese, which threatened the homeland and forced Putin to...

напасть на Украину, цены на сыр тоже на 10-15-20%, ну, в зависимости там от сортов и брендов, тоже подросли.

There, by the way, in April, they destroyed 17 kilograms of French and Dutch cheese.

Well, people are working, they are trying.

They write that they can find normal cheese, only the kidney will have to be sold.

No, you don't need to sell the kidney, but go around without cheese for now.

Well, Vladimir Vladimirovich also spoke about potatoes, by the way.

Not only Lukashenko knows or thinks about potatoes, Vladimir Vladimirovich also thinks about potatoes.

Let's listen.

I met with representatives of different business directions, including the agro-sector.

We don't have enough potatoes, it turns out.

I talked to Alexander Grigoryevich Lukashenko.

He says, well, we have already sold everything in Russia.

He says, we don't have enough?

Listen, it annoys me alone, and he tells it with such a smile.

Bitch, I can't imagine.

That is, he tells about the fact that the people have nothing to eat in the country.

Even potatoes, damn it.

Potatoes are the most cheap, useless, just a pure source of calories.

In those quantities, at least, that poor people eat.

Potatoes, not meat, not cheese, damn it.

It's not about vegetables, it's not even about tomatoes and cucumbers.

Banal potatoes are not enough in the country, there is nothing to eat, even cheap food is not enough.

He tells it with such a smile.

It turns out that we have nothing to eat, people will start to puke from hunger soon.

How funny!

Wow!

And I asked Lukashenko, and he says, there is nothing to eat for me either.

Да, я, говорит, свою страну тоже довел до такого, что жрать нечего.

Классно вообще.

Весело что.

Видите, хорошие новости.

Хорошие.

То, что я выслал на прошлой неделе, вы уже давно съели.

Как мне подсказывают правильно.

Оставьте картоху.

Он реально, он даже не понимает.

Он вот то, что это говорит, он у него хоть в голове.

Как-то это отражается вообще?

Он о чем говорит вообще?

О том, что еды в стране не хватает.

Food is the most basic human need after breathing, damn, and drinking.

Well, Vladimir Vladimirovich has something to eat, probably, in this refrigerator, where kefir stands.

There's probably a compartment for vegetables, there's probably potatoes there.

They'll put it there, they'll bring imported ones from China.

В 50 раз в этом году вырос импорт картошки из Китая.

Как мне рассказывали всякие путинисты про то, что Путин обеспечил продуктовую независимость России.

Обеспечение продуктовой независимости вылезло в огромный рост импорта продуктов питания из Китая.

Вот она, настоящая продуктовая независимость.

Китайская картоха.

What, by the way, is delicious?

Write.

Who ate Chinese potatoes?

It's not written that it's Chinese, by the way.

It's okay, not worse than ours.

Hid everything in the fridge, so it's not enough.

No, no, you're offending for nothing.

You're offending the authorities for nothing.

You're offending the authorities for nothing.

The Minister of Agriculture, or the Minister, who loves fenomenology, the Minister of Agriculture said that since there is a shortage of potatoes, she and the entire ministry will not eat them.

To give more to the people.

They will focus on more expensive vegetables.

And on beef.

And potatoes will be left for the people.

But something did not help.

Either they lied and continue to eat at night.

Until no one sees.

Whether it was a insufficient measure.

In general, she promised, no, the authorities promised that they would not eat potatoes, so that the people would get more.

So you blame Putin for nothing, that they ate everything.

No.

She says, potatoes are sold from Israel.

Well, she will say it in Chinese.

In the Kaliningrad region, it is forbidden to take potatoes from the region.

Here, after all, in the Kaliningrad region, it is convenient, of course.

Удобно, что со всех сторон границы, поэтому можно запретить что-то ввозить и вывозить.

То есть продуктовая безопасность Калининградской области обеспечивается тем, что она отделена от России.

Представляете, если ее совсем отделить, как она заживет?

Так что все.

В Калининградской области все будет хорошо с картошкой, потому что картошка не может больше покинуть Калининградскую область.

Если она туда попала, то она больше оттуда никак уже не может уехать.

Смотрите, если вдруг из Калининградской области полетите куда, картошку с собой не берите.

А то таможня отберет и накажет, оштрафует.

Потому что вывоз запрещено.

Египетское много.

Из Египта тоже большой импорт.

Да, я согласен.

Вот как раз египетское, это действительно египетское.

Потому что...

Well, there are huge imports from Egypt, in my opinion, even more from Egypt than from China.

Now I'm afraid to make a mistake, because I need to look at the numbers, I don't remember them in my memory.

You write correctly, you write correctly.

It's Columbus's fault in everything.

Columbus.

He opened this damn America, from there they brought this fucking potato.

Well, it is now getting more expensive and spoiling people's lives.

If there were no potatoes, they would eat macaroons calmly and that's it.

Well, nothing, they are less expensive, they are such a deficit.

But by the way, I talked about cheese, but the head of the Rostselkhoznadzor, do you understand what the problem is?

I will formulate it now.

When the deputies of the State Duma carry shit, we are already used to it.

Well, because who is a deputy of the State Duma in essence?

In general, a deputy is such a thing, it's just representative power, he must make decisions on all issues.

Expertism, it does not happen on all issues, and therefore, if a very responsible deputy, then he slowly begins to understand everything.

I was told recently, how do you know all this?

I said, well, I was a deputy, I had to understand.

They write about maternity hospitals.

And you're a boy, how do you know so well about births and maternity hospitals?

I said, well, I was a deputy, I went to maternity hospitals to see what was going on.

And a deputy has to understand everything.

But if a deputy is responsible for the issue, he has to understand everything.

And if he is irresponsible, then he can understand nothing at all.

But at the same time, he is obliged to have his opinion about everything.

Because he is a deputy.

He has to vote.

If he is not a unicorn, and not a communist, and not an LDP-er, and not one of the new people, then he, of course, needs to think a little before voting.

But if he votes with three people, then, in principle, he may not understand anything.

And somehow everyone is already used to it, that a deputy is such a stupid person who carries some kind of nonsense, does not understand anything, well, and hell with him.

We even have such a competition with Dima in discrediting, where you need to guess fake news or true, and guess whether it is fake or true.

In Russia, you can guess for sure.

And we agreed not to take any more news from the deputies, because any shit can be said by a deputy, any.

And this is how everyone got used to it.

But when experts, for example, the head of the Ministry of Agriculture, begins to say that the only solution to fight the shortage of potatoes is that she herself will not eat them.

Well, are you a fool, no?

Why are you saying this?

Well, didn't you come up with something smarter?

The previous time she offered to pray for the harvest.

Well, she says, we have such a situation with the harvest that we need to pray.

That's it, there are no other decisions from the ministry.

And here is the head of the Rosseelkostnadzor.

The head of the Rosseelkostnadzor is a person who must understand agriculture.

Understand how the system of production, delivery, distribution and distribution of food products is generally arranged.

He gets his salary for it.

If he didn't know about houses or aviation, it would be normal.

Because a person who is the head of the RSS can't understand how the plane flies.

And it's normal.

He doesn't know how solar batteries work.

And it's acceptable.

Because he's the head of the RSS.

Although he could already know about solar batteries.

It's useful to put them in southern regions.

But...

Do you understand?

Well, in agriculture, it probably implies that he must understand something.

Well, it's logical.

Well, otherwise, how did he become the head of the Rostselskosnodzor?

Not for me, you probably, but for the expertise.

Well, I think so.

It should work the same way.

No?

Well, I told you.

that you have low-quality and fake dairy products, and it's impossible to buy normal cheese, normal milk, sour cream and cottage cheese.

They make it out of some shit.

Because, Karl Marx explained it.

The whole thing is in Karl Marx.

You see, Karl Marx wrote his capital in which he explained that business wants to get profit at any price.

And this damned business, damned, he takes and makes you beef and cottage cheese.

He could have made a good one, but he makes you beef and cottage cheese out of something incomprehensible.

And that's it, he says, that's the whole thing.

The head of Russel Kostnadzor.

I don't even imagine.

Well, that is, really, really, well, what else is the problem?

Everything is a problem from businesses.

Here is a German business.

For some reason, they make sausage from meat.

Probably they didn't read Karl Marx.

Uneducated.

Uneducated.

That's why they take it and make sausage from meat.

Lithuanian business.

For some reason, they make cottage cheese from milk.

They would have read Karl Marx.

You have to do it from shit, like in Russia.

And they do it from milk.

Well.

And the Russian business, he read Karl Marx carefully.

That's why he feeds the people with all sorts of shit.

And the head of the Russian agricultural supervision can't do anything with it.

Well, you see, that's the problem.

Well, it's his business to supervise, he supervises.

Comes, looks.

Oh, this is milk falsification.

Oh, and here they made sour cream out of palm oil.

They wrote that it's from milk.

Oh.

Well, Panadziral, Panadziral seems to have done his job.

Well, why is it all so bad?

Well, it's Karl Marx's fault.

In the States, for some reason, it's not his fault.

In Germany, it's not his fault.

In France, it's not his fault.

There's wine from grapes, cottage cheese from milk.

And in Russia, you know, the whole thing is in the capital, in the capital, in Karl Marx.

Well, okay.

They solved the problem of cars.

I started to get a little bit into the Russian auto market, and I'm shocked.

I mean, before that, well, news about the auto market, well, cars are getting more and more expensive.

Well, that's it.

And potatoes are getting more expensive.

Well, against the background of potatoes, the car is not the most primary thing.

But it just happened.

We had a discussion in the game stream yesterday.

I studied it.

It's a nightmare, really.

I mean, well, everything is very bad.

That is, in Germany, a new Volkswagen can be bought for the money for which the new Niva is in Russia.

Polo is a car, but it has safety pads, cruise control, ABS, suspension, parking sensors, rear cameras and so on.

And Niva was a good car 60 years ago.

Well, since then, a lot of time has passed.

This is such a coffin on wheels.

Well, that is, with her family, you will not travel around the city so that it is safe.

In general, well, like, very expensive.

That is, for this money, in other countries, you can, like, buy normal cars, for which buckets are sold in Russia.

Well, somehow it's hard with all this.

But!

But!

Already decided.

решили эту проблему в России.

Я просто вам хотел хорошую же новость.

Передача Бойко о главном, это передача хороших новостей.

Я хорошую новость вам расскажу.

Ну, то есть, есть реальная проблема, есть реальная проблема с автомобилизацией.

То есть, автомобили стали супердороги, невероятно.

И на фоне снижения общего уровня жизни и того, что картоха подорожала, до автомобилей уже совсем не доходит.

И россияне начинают ездить на старом совсем автохламе.

А тем более, зачем менять

If you bought a Niva 20 years ago, you come to the car dealership, there is the same one.

And why would you change the car wash?

Technologies that have been tested over time.

And the Russians began to drive old cars.

That is, you cannot buy a new one, so you drive the old one.

Well, in principle, it is logical.

What do you need to drive?

The stabilization of Russia is already lower than in Mexico.

Although there is not so much oil and gas in Mexico.

But...

государство уже все решило.

В России повысят транспортный налог на автомобили старше 15 лет.

and will ban the registration of trucks older than 25.

That's all.

If someone suddenly drives a car older than 15 years old, then he will be given such a driving license that he will quickly run and buy a new one.

That's all.

Because he is such a bad bastard, he drives an old one, and you need to drive a new one.

Do you understand?

Therefore, there will be such taxes on the old one that you drive on new ones.

On new ones, otherwise you drive on old ones for some reason.

The authorities of the Russian Federation do not have enough money to bury the soldiers who died in the war.

So much has started to die that there is already not enough.

Therefore, the State Duma has made amendments to allocate another 700 million rubles for burial.

There they will save a little, there they will...

Сейчас вам даже подскажу, я себе помечал.

Ну, там на медицине немножечко поэкономят, чуть-чуть совсем.

Это небольшие деньги для медицины, что там 700 миллионов.

На минсельхозе поэкономят.

Ну, потому что вы картоху же сами посадили, зачем вам теперь минсельхоз нужен?

Что, вы без минсельхоза не разберетесь, когда ее выкопать, что ли?

Look, the main thing is that the Colorado beetles do not eat and spray with something.

You will understand why the Ministry of Agriculture.

Therefore, they will save themselves in agriculture, in medicine, and allocate additional money to the Ministry of Defense so that they finally bury everyone who was killed there on the front.

Plus, they also have disabled people who do not have prostheses.

There are also disabled people who do not pay pensions due to disability.

В общем, не хватает денег на всех, кто погиб и всех, кто инвалид, поэтому придется немножечко еще подужаться с медициной, подужаться с едой, чтобы как-то маленечко рассчитаться хоть с мертвыми солдатами.

Депутаты Госдумы обсудили, не надо ли поднять зарплату медикам.

so that the salary of medical personnel was at least not lower, well, this means basic medical personnel, of course, nurses, nurses, so that it was not lower than two and a half minimum size of labor payment.

Two and a half minimum size.

That is, to carry ducks, and for this two minimum size of labor payment.

This is, of course, power.

But they decided that it is not necessary.

It is not necessary.

And so nurses work normally.

Нормально, ничего страшного.

Там подъедят за каким-нибудь больным, который не съел свою тарелочку, вот и не умрут с голоду.

Нормально, решили, не надо медсестрам.

Военным надо деньги платить, какие медсестры вообще?

Russian entrepreneur, politician, public figure, Konstantin Malofeev, a well-known guy, owner of Tsargrad TV channel, a patriot, a Putinist, all so Orthodox, traditional, offered to cancel his pension.

Well, because there's no money.

And why do we need these pensions?

I said, for those who are not 40 yet, cancel the pensions, let them give birth to children, and then children will keep them.

I'm not against this proposal at all.

The only moment, the only moment with this, let's cancel the pensions, let's cancel the pension insurance.

Well, that is, people who are now 30 years old, take money to the pension fund.

But then they promise to pay them a pension.

For God's sake, let's cancel it for 30-year-olds.

And we'll stop taking money from them from the pension fund.

Right?

Because if they don't pay them a pension, then it's not worth it to take money from them from the pension fund.

We leave this money to people.

They will figure it out themselves.

They want to go to a private pension fund.

They want to give birth to children.

And they will feed them with this money.

Especially since potatoes are more expensive.

It's logical.

If so, then okay.

And if not, then it's like this.

That is, you have to pay for a pension, and then you, the state, buy it.

It turns out somehow strange.

And then, says, liberal politics led to the fact that today's pensioners did not give birth to children, but want to live well.

So today's pensioners paid pensions all their lives.

And probably, since they worked all their lives, paid pensions, now they want a pension.

Well, it's like that works.

должно, по крайней мере.

Работает, конечно, не так, но должно.

Ну, ладно, давайте хорошие.

И те, что уже забрали, конечно, пусть вернут.

Логично.

Юрий, конечно, а как же?

Ну, правильно.

Ну, потому что или так, или не так.

А как-то странно получается.

То есть, ты бабками скидываешься на пенсию, когда до тебя дело дошло.

Тебе говорят...

денег нет, все ушли на фронт.

Ну, есть, немножечко есть.

В Алтайском крае ввели выплаты беременным школьницам.

Это не хватало, просто в Кемеровской области уже были, уже более 60 регионов ввели, а вот в Алтайском крае до сих пор не платили школьницам за беременности.

Вот, наконец, эта несправедливость устранена.

Uстранена несправедливость.

Все.

Алтайские школьницы теперь тоже могут радостно беременеть, потому что алтайским школьницам теперь тоже будут платить.

Правда, по полтиннику.

По полтиннику.

А вот в Кемеровской области, между прочим, сотку платят школьницам за беременность.

А в Брянской вообще 150.

Так что, если у вас вдруг в семье беременная школьница, вы в Алтайском крае ее езжайте прописывать в Брянскую область.

На сотку больше дадут.

Почему брянские школьницы в три раза ценнее, чем алтайские?

Алтайские какие-то третьего сорта, что ли?

Непонятно.

Почему нельзя всем школьницам, если уж хочется платить школьницам за беременность, чтобы они времени не теряли и быстрее беременели, то мне кажется, надо как-то справедливо везде одинаковую цену по стране делать.

Ну, для московских, конечно, школьниц отдельные условия установить.

Well, after all, it's Moscow, there are always separate conditions.

And for all the other schoolgirls, it should be the same.

Well, why is Bryansk by 150, Kemerovo by 100, and Altai by 50?

Well, it's not fair, right?

In the Rostov region, they close the only maternity hospital that served 125,000 people.

That is, there is money to pay schoolgirls for pregnancy, and there is no money to maintain the maternity hospital.

Well, of course, they will be able to find another place for the families.

They are already told to look for another place for the families.

I remind you that in recent years, more than 150 maternity hospitals have been closed in Russia.

This is only in recent years, and in total, with Putin, 500.

Why do they say they don't give birth?

Maybe nowhere?

They once, as they give birth, give birth in these terrible maternity wards, which still need to be driven for 200 kilometers.

And she goes out of there and thinks, bitch, never again in my life.

I will not go to any man just to not be in this institution again.

No price, what do you want?

Abortions, condoms, what do you want?

I will never go there again.

Think of a typical Russian woman.

Why in a family of one child?

Would you try not to torture them in the first birth?

Maybe then they would think of the second one.

You look.

In general, some research is needed.

By the way, I haven't met a good one, I need to look for it on purpose.

Some research on how much the desire of a woman to have a second child depends on her experience with the first birth.

It seems to me that there must be some kind of dependence here, for sure.

The woman has a head, she makes some conclusions.

Well, such an experience.

I don't want anything else.

Well, close more houses and then they won't give birth anymore.

Economists have calculated that in Russia to raise a child, I don't know at what prices they calculated, if the prices change every month, but in the current ones, as far as I understand, to raise a child in Russia costs from 1,200,000...

до 3,5 миллионов рублей.

Это все расходы от рождения до окончания школы.

Питание, одежда, медицинские услуги, детский сад, школа.

И в отдельных случаях высшее образование.

Высшее образование, ну, тогда получается ближе к трем.

То есть, еще раз, от 1,2 миллиона до 3,5 миллионов рублей полностью затраты на вырастить ребенка.

Я уверен, что время родительское не считали, потому что сильно дороже бы вышло.

Ну, время типа бесплатно, ну, же у вас и так есть.

Ребенки – это счастье, веселье, с ними классно, всегда они там вселяют радость, это я как отец двух детей говорю, со всей ответственностью.

Мы с Кристиной договорились, что один день я с ними сижу, ей потому что нужно там, поэтому я сейчас всю эту радость прочувствую в полном объеме.

Ну вот, власти Ханты-Мансийского автономного округа на фоне этих исследований подняли выплату за отправку на войну

To 3 million 200 thousand rubles.

That is, look, if you don't send it to the university, why the hell would you send it to the university if you still have to send it to the front for meat?

If you don't send it to the university, then it costs 1,200,000-2,500,000.

And then for 3,200,000 you can send it to HMAO for meat.

It turns out, in principle, business.

За миллион двести вырастил, за три двести сдал.

Только надо поэкономнее растить, поэкономнее.

Потому что если уже упереться в планку в три миллиона, то есть накосячить и отправить в ВУЗ за чем-то, то уже тогда невыгодно будет.

Therefore, if this business is connected, it is necessary to carefully look at the costs so that it does not turn out that it will be unprofitable.

Until July 2025, they promise such a payment.

But this is a very dangerous project, because it already needs some time to grow, to spend.

For example, in the Yamalo-Nenets Autonomous District, at first they paid 3 million, and in April they took it and began to pay 2 million.

If you, like a fool, grew it for 2 million, and then only 2 million are paid for it, then it is already unprofitable.

In Nizhny Novgorod there was also 3 million, now they pay 1.5 million.

It turns out that you raised it for 2 million and gave it back for 1.5 million.

Well, what's the point?

There is no topic at all.

Moreover, okay, if they pay, but if they take it for free?

Here, you know, everything happens.

In Buryatia, 500 urgent soldiers were sent to war.

They collected a pack and sent it.

They didn't ask for a special wish.

They didn't sign any contracts with them.

But they explain that they are actually not going to war, but to the Kursk region.

500 Buryatia recruits.

Not to war, not to war, only to the Kursk region.

in the Kursk region.

They will get to the Kursk region, everything is fine there.

In the Kursk region, there is nothing terrible there.

Well, they will just stay there.

And I wonder, if everything is fine and calm in the Kursk region, then why not leave them in Buryatia to go through an urgent service?

Why drag them across the country to the Kursk region if there is no war in the Kursk region?

Let them serve in Buryatia.

It's expensive, like, to transfer 500 people.

But no, they say, they will not go to war.

But just in case,

На всякий случай волонтеры устроили солдатам-срочникам проводы и нахормили их хорошей домашней бурятской едой, чтобы они перед вылетом почувствовали вкус родного дома в последний раз.

Here, for example, the Ministry of Labor and Social Defense

ordered in the last three years the printing of one and a half million certificates for disabled people and members of families of dead military personnel.

For disabled military personnel and members of families of dead military personnel.

In total, 308,000, this is from 2022 to 2025, 308,000

for members of the families of the dead, that is, that is, this is the most, it turns out, the assessment, that is, they are 308,000, they have now placed an additional order, that is, their previous ones have ended.

That is, literally 308,000 members of the families of the dead have ended up in the Ministry of Labor, the Ministry of Labor and Social Defense.

That is, literally now in Russia there are 308,000 people whose family has died.

on the front line.

And 800,000 more veterans and disabled people's certificates.

200,000 there, 200,000 here.

What else is there?

But there is good news.

There is good news.

Well, you see, you say there are the last wires.

Well, how can he not go to the memorials himself?

That is, these are such pre-

predpominki, получается.

Ну, типа, провожают на смерть, ну, и решили накормить хоть нормально, покормить хоть раз.

Нормальная практика.

Зря вы осуждаете.

Давайте хорошую новость вам расскажу, а то опять начал какой-то кошмар.

В 2025 году 50 тысяч мест в вузах России выделят для участников войны их родственников.

Вот.

So it's not in vain that the guys left their legs on the front.

Now they can study.

For example, there was a very good accessible environment in the NGU.

People were studying there on wheelchair too.

True, they passed exams and shone with intelligence.

Well, that is, they were taken not because they are without legs, but because their head works.

Well, times have changed.

Now it's enough to be without legs on the front and they will already take you to the university.

Good one.

Well, at the same time, you can be a doob-doob.

Well, okay, that's not the main thing.

The main thing is that Putin left his feet in the trench.

So 50,000 seats will be taken by war participants and their relatives.

You see, it's not for nothing.

It's not for nothing, guys.

Why do they need a university?

Well, what for?

Why not?

What should they do?

They don't give a fuck.

They write that in the United States they also feed before execution.

Well, you see, we take the best practices from the West.

And they say we have traditional scrapers and we don't need Western practices.

Well, that's okay, too.

pre-school students.

Oh, I also really liked this one.

Now wait, about Chelyabinsk.

In Chelyabinsk, SVO participants brought weapons, well, to prepare them for all this, to the universities, to the universities across the front.

SVO participants brought weapons to children who have experienced violence in the family.

That is, in the rehabilitation center, in the center where children are gathered,

who were beaten or raped in the family,

They are gathered in a rehabilitation center, and they live there.

And they were brought there by machine guns, grenade launchers.

That is, a person who has survived a serious, huge injury, well, of course, he needs to have a machine gun in his hands.

It seems to me the most logical thing to say to him.

You see, you were tortured by bad people, but you can kill all bad people with a machine gun.

This is rehabilitation, this is help to children, I think.

Very appropriate, logical.

Here you are, buddy, a machine gun.

Learn to control a machine gun, you will kill everyone.

Who offended you?

Mom is not a mom, dad is not a dad.

This is good.

But they reward preschoolers with medals for participating in the children's parade.

You know, this year there were a lot of school parades.

I even told...

что дети в обмороке падали, а все равно продолжали парад, потому что кто там этих детей считал.

Ну, в некоторых местах детей даже наградили, пришли военные, ветераны войны в Украине, и наградили участников парада медалями за хорошее участие.

Это которые прям в настоящем большом параде принимали участие.

А так в России больше сотни.

On May 9, school and kindergarten parades took place.

That is, this is now a mass action.

This has never happened before, but now children are parading.

Well, they fall, of course.

Well, who is there, nothing terrible.

Well, let's talk a little more about business.

About business.

By the way, don't forget to like.

Why don't you like?

Еще не сажают в России за лайки?

Пока.

Я расскажу, как начнут.

Пока не начали, не надо пугаться.

А, это у меня просто не обновилось.

Но все равно, кто еще не... Нет, не придется.

Народ рассуждает, что его будешь растить, вложишься, его какая-нибудь бабенка окрутит и все деньги себе заберет.

Нет, нет.

Так не работает больше.

Там же есть решение о том,

что женщине не положено, если она женилась уже в процессе войны.

И при разводе ничего не полагается, если она после войны женилась.

Так что аккуратнее там.

Нет, все родителям достанется.

Не переживайте, государство защищает тех, кто инвестировал в государственное мясо.

Защищает, пытается хотя бы, по крайней мере.

No, so don't worry.

Even if she turns, she won't get anything.

And if he dies.

And his children won't get anything if he dies.

How the grandmother and grandfather decide, it's more obvious to them.

So don't worry.

And if he stays without a leg and starts beating and has to divorce, then he won't get anything either.

Everything is fine here.

Well, let's talk about business after all.

Why are we talking about all this?

Vladimir Vladimirovich got married, of course, yes, excuse me.

Vladimir Vladimirovich dealt with foreign businesses firmly and clearly, firmly and clearly stated how we will now work with foreign companies, because foreign companies, of course, must know, must know their place.

They are completely out of their minds.

They are out of their minds.

They produce and supply everything to Russia.

And we don't need all this.

Let's listen to the great leader.

Including users.

And in fact, one of the most, I would like to emphasize that large companies switch to our software or our colleagues in the industry, such as Yandex.VK.

But the Russian user, the so-called B2C segment, they have user habits.

Yes, yes, yes.

Let's get rid of everyone who can't get rid of these harmful habits.

Okay?

I'm not kidding, seriously.

Thank you, we'll work it out.

Thank you.

We need to slowly finish, okay?

He called on foreign services to be suffocated.

They need to be suffocated, he says, without any embarrassment.

We did not kick them out, did not interfere with anyone, provided them with the most favorable conditions for work.

And what about them?

And what about them?

That's why, he says, we need to strangle them.

They inflated us.

Inflated us.

That's why, he says, we need to strangle them.

It's, of course, incredible.

Putin is sitting in a German microphone, Bosch.

who are stuck in the Californian Policom, this is the equipment for teleconferences, looking at the Korean LG monitor, telling that these are foreign creatures, they need to be suffocated and banned from using foreign, only domestic.

The Italian suit from Brioni, unlike Policom, I don't understand the suit, but it's Italian in any way.

He sits in an Italian suit and in a German microphone says that they are all beasts, they need to be strangled and let them run away from Russia.

So start with yourself.

Start with yourself.

The costume of the Bolshevik factory, they also make good ones, normal.

Microphone, I don't even know the domestic microphone, they can't make nails, not to mention the equipment for videoconferencing.

Monitor, there are some with labels from China.

What?

What kind of LG did you catch?

Well, you can somehow decide, of course.

You can start with yourself and show an example.

Also, he told me that he is not a cyborg.

He says, my friend told me that I am a cyborg.

You are completely a cyborg.

I don't know.

Grandpa doesn't hear well.

Maybe there was another word.

You don't know?

What do you think?

I just think, maybe he said something else, and he heard a cyborg.

Well, because there is already, of course, age, ears can work a little worse.

Cyborg, not cyborg.

But he is certainly not a cyborg.

This is for sure.

You can, yes, take a glass.

We used to play like this in childhood.

You tie a rope there, and in another room you need a long rope, and you pull it, and you can hear it well.

It's certainly not a cyborg.

I'll tell you.

I'll explain.

The fact is that a cyborg is a biological organism, it's a human.

Well, with additional mechanical parts.

But there's a human inside.

And Putin doesn't have a human gram.

There's no human gram in this reptiloid.

There's been nothing human there for a long time.

That's why.

He's certainly not a cyborg.

I'm telling you for sure.

It's right here, he didn't lie.

That rare case, rare case when this cyborg didn't lie, of course.

Well, okay, let's talk more about good news.

There's a lot, a lot of good news today.

Literally two days have passed since the last broadcast, so much good news.

In the Novosibirsk region,

The administration department released a monument for migrants, how they behave in the Novosibirsk region, because migrants in the Novosibirsk region behave badly.

Therefore, they were told how to behave.

The most important thing that they were told is that they don't need to speak their language, but in the presence of Russians, they need to speak exclusively in Russian.

No Uzbek, Tajik or Kyrgyz.

The monument, by the way, was released not only in Russian, but also in Uzbek, Tajik and Kyrgyz.

And they were told in Tajik that if there are any Russians nearby, then don't dare to open your mouth, if you can't speak Russian.

According to the Department of International Relations of the administration of the Novosibirsk region, such an aid will help migrants to adapt faster in society.

So that they don't fuck here in their Kyrgyz language, understand?

Only in Russian, so that they speak.

I have only one question.

Fascism, of course, has been defeated in Russia for a long time.

He has been defeated for a long time, and in Ukraine he will soon be defeated, as the great leader promises us.

But I have two questions, in fact, not even one, but two.

To the Department of International Relations of the administration of the Novosibirsk region.

Two questions.

The first.

And if they are not taken to school, where do they learn Russian?

He doesn't come from space by wire, that is, it implies that a person goes to school, there they learn the language.

In particular, my children go to kindergarten in Mexican, and they speak Spanish better than me.

Even the younger one.

And the older one also helps with translations and understands better by ear.

Well, that is, it is necessary to accept children then in educational institutions.

But they don't accept them.

Officials were happy to say that they could not let thousands of children go to school, and they happily reported it, that all these children will not go to school now.

But this is one question.

But I have another question now.

Can you speak Buryat in Buryatian with Russians?

Or Yakutian in Yakutian?

Is it possible or not?

And here's another question, look, will anyone start speaking Tatar in Novosibirsk?

And I assure you, not many Novosibirsk people distinguish Tatar from Kazakh, for example.

That is, it is better not to speak Tatar then, right?

Well, just in case, otherwise someone will think that Kyrgyz skin will knock.

Or the Bashkirs would also better not open their mouths.

Well, because why would they be on their Bashkir?

Like some Kyrgyz.

Or Tajiks.

There's just a little bit similar, but one family of languages, in fact.

Bashkirian, Kyrgyz.

He'll open his mouth, this Bashkir, and immediately think that he's Kyrgyz, they'll knock on him or they'll come and say, you didn't read the monument?

With Russians, just don't speak Russian here.

You see, he found himself here, talking.

They speak Russian in Russia, do you understand?

Everyone, damn it!

Read, it's written here!

Respect our relations here!

We have a multinational country, so everyone should, bitch, speak Russian!

Are we supposed to teach you all this, or what?

Listen here on the bus, how you opened your mouth!

Your own!

That's it, or speak Russian, or keep silent!

We are Russians!

Not fascists, not racists, and not xenophobes!

Будешь не по-русски разговаривать, башку открутим.

Потому что на русском не разговаривают настоящие фашисты.

Все.

Если по-русски не разговариваешь, то ты фашист.

Бомбу тебе.

Чтоб молчал.

Все должны разговаривать по-русски.

Понятно?

А кто не знает, тем памятку выпустит.

Департамент междунациональных отношений администрации Новосибирска.

Я... Вы знаете, у нас соседи, мы когда с женой разговариваем по-русски...

But we live in Mexico.

We say hello to our neighbors in Buenos Tardes, and they try to say good day to us.

And in the Ministry of Migration, maybe they forgot me.

In short, they didn't give us a monument that either in Spanish, come on, or don't fuck with us here.

Apparently they forgot.

Maybe there is also such a monument, I don't know.

But probably they forgot to give it to us, so even on the street we sometimes speak Russian.

И наши соседи это знают и с нами тоже пытаются разговаривать по-русски, улыбаются.

И никто не говорит, заткнитесь тут.

Чего это вы по-испански не разговариваете?

Оказывается, можно по-другому.

Но как-то в других местах по-другому.

Well, Russia, of course, is fighting fascism, so it is necessary, of course, to go there.

To fight fascism better, it is necessary for everyone to know the Russian language.

That's it.

And don't open your mouth if you don't speak Russian.

Well, in short, the only question is what to do with Tatars and Bashkirs.

Well, where to put them?

Buriats, again, these are all chuvashs.

In general, it's difficult, in short, that's it.

Well, somehow it needs to be solved.

Well, probably punish.

What to do?

The State Duma is concerned that migrants replace Russians.

The deputy brought statistical data that there are almost no Russian multi-child families, but the families of migrants have many children.

Many children.

Do you understand how it turns out?

Russians do not give birth, but those who dare to talk in their Kyrgyz language, they give birth.

Five children, they say in the State Duma.

Why are they giving birth to so many of them?

Why?

Where are there so many of them?

People who have defeated fascism say.

Where?

They were born here.

And you?

Well, Bostrykin has already calmed everyone down.

Bostrykin is one of my favorite characters.

Bostrykin, because he decides everything.

A thousand people have disappeared, he will find them.

The road is such that no ambulance can pass through it.

He will fix it.

They complain in the State Duma that migrants were born here.

Five children were born.

He already knows how to solve this problem.

Let's listen to a decision from Bastrykin.

They are not fascists at all.

The military investigation department is authorized by me to conduct regular raids on the places where the migrants are.

Together with the Ministry of Internal Affairs, the Russian Guard.

For what purpose?

We are catching the citizens of the Russian Federation, who received citizenship, foreigners.

but did not get on the military record, although they are obliged to do so.

We have already caught 80,000 of such citizens of Russia, who are not just on the front line, they do not want to go to the military command, because, like this hero, they can be sent to the front line, but this one went for the sake of citizenship, and this one is not.

So we caught 80,000, put them on the military record, and already 20,000

young Russian citizens who for some reason do not like to live in Uzbekistan, Tajikistan, Kyrgyzstan, are on the front line.

How to understand this?

Maybe someone can explain what they do not live in their homeland?

You say, worry that there are a lot of them, and we are already catching them and sending them to the front.

He says, 80,000 caught, 20,000 already at the front.

So don't worry, we'll kill them all.

Why are you worried that there are a lot of migrants and they don't want to speak Russian?

He says, we'll kill them all, everything is fine.

He says, don't worry.

That's it, we'll kill them all.

He says, they didn't want to live in their Uzbekistan, so we'll kill them.

That's it.

And then, you see, they drove here.

Kyrgyzstan, they didn't like it.

Now we'll kill those too from Kyrgyzstan, who we'll kill.

We've caught everyone.

That's it, we've caught them.

I used to think that catching is still in the municipality of Novosibirsk.

You know, there was no such shit, of course, with me.

That's why they used it only for stray dogs.

The term catch-up.

But life is changing in Russia, you know.

We're fighting fascism so hard that now catch-up can be used on people.

They caught it and that's it, they're already there.

They won't come back.

These, they say, won't come back.

Don't worry about these.

It's all right.

Or they were worried that they were overgrown.

Now, like stray dogs, they are overgrown, they are caught.

The residents complain, look how many stray dogs have been caught.

And those who are from Kyrgyzstan can also be caught.

Of course, there are all of them.

What are they?

These are not enough, they began to travel less from Kyrgyzstan.

Because they thought that maybe they do not live very well in places, but everything is still better than in the trench.

Therefore, now from North Korea,

привезли много, рассказывают, что привезли из Северной Кореи трудовых мигрантов.

Приморцы пофотали этих трудовых мигрантов.

Они почему-то все в камуфляже, трудовые мигранты.

Давайте фотку посмотрите, сами оцените.

Ну, смотрите, трудовые мигранты с бронежилетами приехали.

Сразу видно, трудиться они приехали в окопах русско-украинской войны.

Я так понимаю.

Я бы еще предложил,

Look, dogs in civilized countries, they are chipped there.

And even if they are released, then they also know that it is for dogs.

And it seems to me, once such a drunkard has gone, that it is possible to catch and kill migrants, it would also be possible for those who were released to have some bandages on their hands or stars on their breasts, some red and blue ones, which are from Uzbekistan, which are from Kyrgyzstan.

I would suggest laughing at it.

ну, типа, как бы до абсурда, знаете, есть такой механизм, чтобы показать всю бредовость, надо довести до абсурда ситуацию, и тогда даже до самых тугих доходит, что это какая-то херня, и так делать не надо.

Но они это уже реализуют.

I mean, I wanted it as an absurd joke, and they do it.

The State Duma adopted in the third reading, this is the final one, a law on the implementation of new rules in Moscow and the Moscow region.

All migrants will literally be chipped.

They will be obliged to continuously transmit the geolocation of their smartphone.

If there is no information about the geolocation from his mobile device for more than three days, then he will be removed from the account and sent to the front or home.

This is just as lucky.

That is, literally in Moscow and the region, every person without a Russian passport who is

Well, not for tourist purposes, but the resident must continuously pass his geolocation to the state.

If you don't pass it in three days, that's it.

Goodbye.

Luxurious.

Luxurious.

That's why.

That's why.

It seems to me, well, still not finished.

Let me finish.

Well, it's very difficult for me, because what I wanted to offer as absolute madness and absurdity, they are already doing.

But I will finish.

Let's stamp them.

Let's stamp them.

Well, what if he lost his mobile phone?

Let's stamp on his forehead that he doesn't have a passport.

Well, so that each of us knows, ah, this migrant went.

Surely the bitch doesn't even speak Russian.

Well, why only transmit geolocation in continuous mode?

I know, I'm absolutely sure that there are people who support all this.

In Russia, they think, and that's right, why did they come here?

Taxi drivers have to work here, cleaners, janitors, sanitary workers.

No, let them sit at home.

I'd better go clean up the shit myself.

But for these people, I have good news.

Очень хорошая новость.

Для тех, кто радуется всему этому дерьму, решению вопроса миграции, у нас реально в России есть проблемы с миграцией, но те решения, которые предлагают Путин с Бастрыкиным, это, конечно, невероятная штука.

Для тех, кто этому всему радуется, у меня для вас тоже есть хорошие новости.

Если эта система действительно заработает, ее обязательно распространят и на россиян.

Обязательно.

Все мобильные устройства будут в прямом эфире товарищу майору геолокацию передавать напрямую

Do you think that if you have a Russian passport, it gives you some kind of rights?

Some kind of freedom and human rights?

No way!

In a country in which people are divided into sorts, in which they are dictated in what language to speak in public places,

And where to find them.

Very quickly, very quickly, sorting systems expand and begin to work on everyone.

I assure you, as soon as this shit works fine, former prisoners will be included in it at the beginning.

They have this system there, I forgot the word, what is it called.

Well, in short, those who sat down, they are then on the monitoring of the cops.

Maybe a policeman can come home any day and check what you are staying at home.

There are limitations in the rights, long enough, and not every lazy district official can just knock on your door and ask, are you sitting at home or going for a walk?

Sit at home, bastard.

At first they will add them, then more, more, more, and so on.

If Putin lasts long, then everyone will be added to the system.

About everyone.

In the State Duma, they have already suggested that for migrants, a social rating is needed, as in China, they say.

Why is there a social rating in China?

We don't have it.

And I will also say here, in principle, the idea of introducing a social rating for migrants is understandable and will find public support.

Well, and there you can expand it to everyone.

Well, let me tell you some good news again.

Nadzor, да, надзор, правильно.

Есть такая, под надзором находятся.

Те, кто освободился из мест заключения, находятся под надзором.

Тем более, товарищ майор и так старается все про вас знать.

Яндекс.

significantly broke its own record for revealing user data.

The company received one and a half times more requests from the authorities and satisfied 74%.

Here, of course, the question is not to Yandex or the security guards, because the security guards ask, Yandex satisfies.

The fact that in current Russia Yandex satisfied only 74%,

This is more like a plus for Yandex.

That is, let's look at things positively.

In 26% of cases, that is, in every fourth case, Yandex sent the security guards to hell and the request was not satisfied.

That is, this is more like a plus.

I'm not a big fan of VK, Yandex and other domestic IT companies, because they help to build a dictatorship so well.

But here I try, as far as possible, as far as possible, it doesn't work very well, I try to be objective.

This is a plus for Yandex, that is, they do not provide 100% request requests in VK, but sometimes try to somehow protect users.

But comrade major sent 78 thousand requests, wants to know,

Where do you go for a Yandex taxi?

What food do you order for delivery to Yandex?

What are the addresses?

What are the addresses you take scooters?

What are the addresses you return them to?

Comrade Major is calmer when he knows everything about you.

But I remind you once again, YouTube does not issue likes on YouTube.

It does not issue.

You can put likes if you agree with me that all those restrictions on the rights of migrants that are now being made in Russia...

Не будем уже голосование делать, уже заканчивать пора.

Но все те права мигрантов, которые сейчас ограничиваются в России, если вы со мной согласны, что это потом распространят и на отдельные категории россиян, а потом и на всех, ну, если Путин продержится достаточно долго, конечно, для этого, лайк ставьте прям.

А любые могли быть запросы, любые.

Куда жена его ездила, он может спросить.

Запросто, ему что для этого надо?

Просто запрос.

Okay, if his wife went somewhere, she chose him.

If a woman chose herself as a husband of a FSB officer, then she herself, or a cop, then this is her conscious choice.

Another thing is that he can ask where your wife went, because he likes her.

This is a much more interesting situation, maybe.

And no one canceled it.

If the prosecutor liked your wife, then it becomes your problem.

Очень быстро, я вас уверяю.

Все, у нас голосование по четвергам, а сегодня среда, так что не надо тут бунт устраивать.

Кто хочет голосовать, давайте, маленькая промо, да простит меня Мария Певчих, наш самый лучший главный редактор.

Через 20 минут после окончания стрима на Твиче эксклюзивом будет стрим, где все зрители управляют городом.

Наголосуйтесь, вот так.

Come.

There you will vote for real things, not all this.

Better than the deputies of the State Duma.

These are like a popka-durak on the button.

We have discussions, real voting.

Only you need to register in Twitch, who is not yet registered.

There is a link in the description to the stream.

Find the link, register in Twitch, if not yet.

Come and vote above the roof.

There is voting after voting, literally.

So, have time to vote.

Today, as a matter of fact, we will not.

Let's give you some more good news.

Well, for a good mood, to somehow finish.

One international.

Trump just said, he's been there for a long time, for one day, ending the war between Russia and Ukraine.

But since this war doesn't work, because as it turned out, Putin lied to him.

Putin lied to him.

And now the Trump administration says that we created golden conditions for him.

And he, the bastard, deceives.

And, probably, in this whole situation, we will then get out of these negotiations.

Let them figure it out themselves.

But since Trump is a little uncomfortable that he is so, he decided to tell that he at least pacified India and Pakistan.

Russia and Ukraine could not, but India and Pakistan pacified.

Well, that is, at least some kind of peacemaker.

Well, at least not there, so there.

I will tell you that India and Pakistan...

Unlike Ukraine, which, according to the advice of the United States and France, transferred its nuclear reserve to Russia and remained without a nuclear reserve, India and Pakistan are both nuclear powers.

So, if anything, anything could have happened there.

But it didn't.

Trump said it because it was him.

He took it and reconciled it.

But then it turned out to be a completely inconvenient situation.

The head of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of India

Субрахманям Джайшанкар.

О, я вот в отличие от Путина умею выговаривать всякое.

Все-таки лучший интеллект еще сохранен.

said that Trump is not involved in this at all, that in fact India and Pakistan agreed on their own.

And I, by the way, know, in fact, there was a lot of noise around this, around India, Pakistan.

I immediately said that there will probably be nothing there, because they both have nuclear weapons, they understand how it will end.

The leadership of both countries understands how it will end.

Therefore, they will try a little and break up.

They did this every 2-3 years.

They took it out, measured it.

The only thing is that 5-10 people will die there, some border guards, and 100 on the other side.

But they took it out, measured it, and everyone went on with their business.

It's a constant story for them every 2-3 years.

They forget it there, and they need to measure it again.

If people didn't die, it would be even funny.

Well, of course, there is very unlikely to be some kind of escalation, because escalation in this situation is an absolute disaster for both countries.

Well, they understand, so that's how it usually ends.

Well, Trump tried to smear himself, but he was cut off.

It's just so luxurious.

In general, it's just good news for you to have so much fun.

In short, it's just incredible.

In fact, India has quite close ties with the United States, but they were not afraid to say, hey, hey, hey, wait, wait.

Zhulya Kryzhyi, why didn't you participate in this?

And how are you not involved in this?

Go, stand aside, you want to smear everyone.

No, they say, finish some real war, then you will smear.

As a war, we get out of negotiations, we still can't do anything.

And how to smear, so please.

Well, one more news, it's not very, of course...

Not very, of course, well, on different sides.

I told in one of the broadcasts that the magnificent, incredible, safe, cool and progressive domestic aircraft Baikal decided to close this project because Danila doesn't have a stone flower.

But here's just an incredible anecdote.

That is, literally recently, the full-fledged president of the Far East Federal District confirmed

что проект закрыт и производства не будет, но глава Минфина Силуанов заявил, что средства из бюджета на проект продолжают выделяться.

То есть самолета не будет, проект закрыт, но средства из бюджета продолжают выделяться.

По-моему, классно.

Will there be a plane?

No, there won't be a plane.

Do you need money?

Give me money.

Will there be a plane?

No, there won't be a plane.

Why won't there be a plane?

Why won't there be a plane that doesn't fly?

Why won't there be a plane that doesn't fly?

Give me money.

Do you still have money?

Do you still have money?

Give me money.

Do you still have money?

Give me money.

Do you still have money?

Give me money.

In general, I'm just incredible.

And it would be nice to be somewhere in some village.

And they, yes, they have everything, Baikal.

And the processor, which in two years will be 200 times faster than Intel.

And the plane, which will fly faster than Boeing.

They have everything, Baikal.

How, what, so immediately Baikal.

Because Baikal, national pride.

Baikal itself has already been significantly fucked up.

Well, the name is also already such.

Well, everything that does not fly, everything is Baikal.

Baikal, because it's deep and everything sinks there.

It doesn't fly.

Baikal is a lake.

Everything sinks.

If something sinks, then it's Baikal.

Well, the main thing is that...

The main thing is that...

I knew you would support me.

No, it's just incredible.

In fact, it's so impudent that it's really funny.

Well, they write to me correctly.

The main thing is not victory, the main thing is participation.

We were taught at school.

In fact, at school we were taught that you can't make mistakes.

And then it hinders a lot of people in life.

Bye-bye Baikal.

Well, that's how it happened.

In general, the plane is, of course, good, but the deer are better.

On this wonderful news, I suggest...

If they make a submarine, then they will call it Everest or the peak of communism, and the plane is Baikal.

Because it sounds like a joke.

In general, the main thing is that...

Деньги выделяются.

Голосование будет в игростриме.

Берите ссылку на Твич и приходите.

Славное море, священный Байкал.

Всем большое спасибо, что смотрите и спонсорам за то, что поддерживаете.

И кто не поленился поставить лайк, потому что чем больше лайков, тем больше посмотрят.

Всем большое спасибо.

Следующий Бойко о главном.

В понедельник.

Придется подождать.

В 6.30 по Москве.

У нас теперь по понедельникам и четвергам обычно, ну, всякое бывает, конечно, но обычно, ну, ориентироваться можно, по понедельникам и четвергам в 6.30 по Москве.

Дискредитация, кто там не нашел последнюю, теперь по воскресеньям в 10 утра по Москве.

Вечернее пятничное шоу, для него не нашлось лучше времени, чем 10 утра в воскресенье.

Ну, и игростримы, за всем этим можно следить, если подписаться в мой телеграм-канал.

Точно ничего не пропустите.

Всем большое спасибо, кто сориентировался, не растерялся и пришел сегодня.

See you next time.

Bye.