БРАТИШКИН ИГРАЕТ в СТАЛКЕР 2 + СМОТРИТ ВИДОСЫ | ЧАСТЬ 1 | ЗАПИСЬ СТРИМА

БРАТИШКИН ИГРАЕТ в СТАЛКЕР 2 + СМОТРИТ ВИДОСЫ | ЧАСТЬ 1 | ЗАПИСЬ СТРИМА04:10:46

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The stream starts with a brief intro at 0:00, followed by the beginning of the stream at 1:48. At 20:06 the streamer watches a donation report for a shelter, then reacts to a Renatko clip at 25:48. He watches "Неадекваты, ночные бабочки и изменщики. Кто катается ночью в такси бизнес‑класса" at 36:37, downloads S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 at 2:23:08, watches "Le Zap de Cokaïn.fr n°415" at 2:49:28, enters the game and configures it at 3:01:57, plays S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2: Heart of Chornobyl at 3:06:23, and ends the stream at 4:09:18.

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Speaker 1

Thank you.

Speaker 42

Hello!

Speaker 22

Hey, guys!

What the fuck is going on here?

Welcome!

What the fuck was that?

Let's do it without that, bro.

Fuck, I seem to have understood what my problems with the camera were then.

God, fuck.

The camera hub is fucked.

Then, in short, there was an AliExpress advertising project, remember?

And this is the thing.

I was sitting with this, with the phone.

The camera hub is fucked, apparently it was turned on, fuck, so my camera didn't work.

Speaker 26

Fuck, Brad.

Brad, fuck them.

Speaker 22

So, I think everyone has a question.

Chef, what the fuck?

Where is Stalker 2?

Right?

Chef is not a fucking finger.

Chef is waiting.

There has not been a release in my store yet.

As soon as the release is in my store, and it will be felt in 30-40 minutes, we will buy it in this store.

In a special, so to speak.

So, in principle, here.

At the same time, let's see.

Well, I think, two hours maximum, like this.

Why buy?

God, man, fucking sarcasm, understand, fucking moron, fucking.

In what my store, idiot?

Think fucking your head, fucking.

In my personal fucking.

Of course, in the green fucking, in what other store is it fucking.

And the results of the FPS tests.

The results of the FPS tests are very sad, by the way, something came out.

Plus, I, as it were, looked at some guys, something, he fucking, somehow, like, damn, I have a feeling, no, it's not to shit there, no, I didn't play, of course, I can't say.

It looks like it was supposed to be released about 7 years ago.

I mean, the graphics there are good, I liked the graphics.

I'm talking about the animations, that's all, got it?

It doesn't even reach Exodus, it looks so strange.

It's atmospheric, it seems to convey the atmosphere.

It seems to convey the atmosphere, it seems to be even not bad, the graphics are not bad either, although everyone fucked up the graphics.

The thing that killed me was the face animation of some of the streamers, they were so dumb.

They were so dumb, they were going left and right, they didn't understand anything, it was so cringe.

It was so dumb.

Maybe someone from Xbox is streaming there, and it's probably fucked up.

When Atomic Herd was released, there was such a thing that Atomic Herd was not updated in the Xbox store.

And everything was broken there.

And in Steam, everyone got the updated version.

Speaker 9

Vova is your store for Stalker, this is your bot.

Speaker 22

No, my store for stalkers is a green thing.

In general, I have a blue one, but we are waiting for a green one.

So here.

Yes, I think I'm not the only one waiting for a green one, as they say.

According to the comments, they say that he is a fucking bugged.

Well, fuck, dudes, I'm a little bit out of breath.

Have you seen the price on this game?

This is some kind of shit.

Like, fuck, this is an adequate price for this, fuck.

Bitch, what's there, three thousand, five thousand, what the fuck is this?

No, no, we buy, what piracy, fuck, no, no, no, no, we buy, what piracy, fuck, what are you, we're on Twitch, fuck, there are no pirates here, they don't exist, fuck.

Prices for everything grow, Vova.

Well, apparently not only in our country, apparently they all grow.

I will tell you this, prices grow not because, blyat, there is something for everything, blyat, the prices grow, but because the game dev fucked up, at least, blyat.

There have already been reports that games are growing because the headquarters is getting bigger.

It doesn't concern me as an end user, it doesn't concern me as an end user at all.

Delete your fucking marketing departments, delete your fucking departments, cut your fucking expenses and the games will cost less.

So, basically, that's it.

But do you remember that time when the games were worth 500 rubles and we were like, fuck, 500 rubles, that's fucked up, guys.

500 rubles, damn it, what the fuck is this amount now we have games for 5,000, in principle, the surprise is also the most and, in principle, all these games, as far as the publisher is concerned, they all cost a lot, notice that when some kind of indie company makes a toy, there is still a sum more or less, yes, that is, there are 1500 like this, maybe a thousand

But if some fucking AAA publisher takes it, it's all fucked up.

The game will cost a fucking thousand four thousand five in general.

So, in principle, here.

Yes, now we will wait, but she is there, I say, now it will all be fast, so let's swing.

Let's run, let's see, but I don't know, maybe I won't like it at all, if it's the same as the first three parts, or how many of them were there, two.

I just don't like it.

For me, the best example of a good idea of a stalker is the subway.

The subway is hype.

It's like...

I played the subway the way I liked it.

I don't know, I think we need to go through it again.

I'm talking about Exodus, by the way.

Exodus is fucking hype.

EXODUS EMBA, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Well, okay, we won't wait.

We won't wait, fuck your mother, right?

We will do business, fuck.

Then, as the news goes, the boss quickly, bam, from the download and flew, fuck.

Well, in principle, yes, that is, as if, well, what to sit and wait now, fuck.

It will obviously be.

There is no Denuvo, fuck, for some reason.

Why is there no Denuvo?

I thought, what the fuck, they told me it's like expensive, fuck.

I mean, just imagine.

I don't know where they're calling me.

Fuck off, son of a bitch.

So... What was I talking about?

I forgot.

Wait a sec.

Speaker 29

What's the most important thing I have?

Speaker 22

Okay, that's it.

What was I talking about?

Remind me, I forgot, it flew out of my head.

Fuckin' dog.

Speaker 23

Oh, Dinuva, fuck.

And why is she not there?

What kind of server is this?

How the fuck is that?

Oh, fuck.

Speaker 22

Well, just, what is the absence of Dinuva?

It's like we brought games to our friends on a flash drive.

This is the kind of shit that will happen now, if anything.

Got it?

Well, I mean, he came, gave the disc, that's it, he played.

That's the kind of shit it's going to be.

That's why I say, you just have to wait.

Show the video about Transgender in the end.

Yeah, well, it's no longer relevant, I think.

I've already watched it.

If he dropped something new.

Some guy.

Fuck, why don't you miss the donations?

I don't understand the joke, fuck.

Speaker 21

I don't get it.

Speaker 19

Oh, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go

Speaker 49

Listen, you broke up, fuck, fuck us, to be honest, everyone broke up, fuck, what to regret you, fuck me.

Speaker 22

Yes, I am.

Yes, nothing will be with them, it's a fucking liquid acceleration, calm down.

Hello, how are you?

Speaker 1

Hi.

Speaker 49

And you didn't say anything about Twitch?

Speaker 22

What do you mean?

Speaker 19

You said about me and you see your mistake.

It's good that you said about me.

Fuck you for that.

Donald, Donald, brother, fuck.

We won't fuck anything.

About that, yeah, fuck.

Speaker 22

Thank you very much.

Speaker 49

What do you mean, fuck?

Speaker 22

Hello everyone, and bye to me, fuck.

So, what do I want to say?

Firstly, it's 160 GB, secondly, I don't have a gigabit internet, secondly, or thirdly, it will be a green market, so to speak, everything will be very fast, and fourthly, there will be nothing for those who bought it, you know, it's impossible to control it in any way, I don't know, it's news, it's just the fact as a person believes, that's all, I as a person believe, I don't want to give money, that's all.

That's why I don't give a fuck.

And the fact that someone is being resettled?

Fuck, it's half of the country to resettle.

Can you imagine?

People made pre-orders two years ago.

So, in principle, it's okay.

Thank you for the saps.

I don't know.

Probably, fuck.

But the Xbox could have said that this was not possible.

They could have done that, of course.

Maybe there is, maybe not.

Speaker 49

No, bro, you too, yo, but turn the chat around, yo.

Speaker 22

Okay, I got you.

They will give faggots to the medics.

No one will give faggots to anyone, man, calm down.

God, what are you, I don't know, are you living here for the first day?

Speaker 27

Good evening, Vladimir.

Speaker 4

I'm your old subscriber, I've been watching you from time to time, sometimes on YouTube, sometimes on the stream.

Thank you for the stream.

The best streamer, chatku.

Speaker 22

Okay, the guy who broke up.

It's sad to realize this, sit down and finish whining, blyat.

He broke up, so fuck it.

I don't get it.

Half of my messages are deleted.

For example, Sky didn't buy it either.

He's probably sleeping right now.

It doesn't matter.

Or maybe he's already waking up.

He should wake up.

Speaker 49

Damn, but in fact, in my Steam, and I'm a Cossack, nothing about Stalker is written.

I have furry puzzles here, damn it.

This is in the leaders of sales, damn it.

Speaker 22

Twitch, you need to send a link in the chat now, how to confirm.

Bochkari, good health to you, thank you very much.

In short, we understood that nothing will be available today.

Speaker 49

We will not play anything.

I will not come back anymore.

No, I condemn this, I will not do this.

There is such a thing.

About Twitch I said that there are no normal analogs, but one grandfather who is 60 years old is responsible for all the blocks and he does not understand anything, so it will not work out.

Speaker 9

Vova, hello, tell me, please, will you share in your stalker link when it comes out in green steam?

If the post itself ish miner, I will not be offended, for the better, it will be better for you than them.

Speaker 26

The only mistake that I can do now is to pick up real shit, I didn't have enough of this on my computer.

Speaker 22

So, basically, I say right away, fuck.

Rish, you monitor the situation there, I'll look at some Vidik for now, got it?

But I'm sure by the end of Vidik, everything will be already.

Quickly, one button, back, fuck, and let's go, fuck, got it?

No, not Rish to buy.

You can't buy, fuck, I already said, fuck.

Rish is forbidden, fuck.

Come on, Rish, put together a repack.

What the fuck are you doing?

Why do people give you money?

What do people pay you for?

Come on, put together a repack quickly.

Rish, please, send it to me.

Rish will quickly send it to me.

Let's bang on the computer.

And with pleasure, you can fuck off.

No, I have an antivirus, fuck, excuse me, fuck, I have a specific antivirus, fuck, you'll go to hell there.

The guy who broke up, for fuck's sake, met himself for five years, thought he would get married, broke up a year ago, took care of himself and work.

In half a year, a good girl herself found Kaifu, everything will be in its time.

Will there be stream settings again?

Fuck, God forbid, it won't be today, God forbid, God forbid, it won't be today, fuck.

so we choose you can for now get acquainted with today's assortment which yesterday was minus vibe or the day before yesterday was minus vibe today plus vibe maybe choose any kind of fucking Harry Potter will be from hamster now there will be a public porco I warn

So, what the fuck is this disgrace here?

This is a raspberry berry.

Who is this?

Whose body came here?

Publicly fucking on villas, you can see it right away.

A person does not come to the stream, for which he was publicly fired and punished.

We watched it yesterday.

Where were you fucking yesterday?

I was running.

Why were you running?

I'm waiting for an explanatory note right now.

I'm waiting for an explanatory note right now, why I wasn't on the stream yesterday.

Right now, fucking.

Write it right in the chat, I'll register the appeal.

Everyone has already laughed at TikTok, the guy comes and says, hamster, let's watch.

No, not for nothing, you can just chat.

Speaker 23

Blyat, pizdenova is pizdez imba, guys, I'm telling you blyat.

Speaker 25

By the way, I was reading the news and I thought, I was fucked before work.

Speaker 22

It's a pity that you were fucked at work, but you could have been not fucked and watched the streams of the boss.

At least one thing happened in your life, some kind of fun.

You were fucked.

Everyone would want such a job where you can be fucked.

Or yoban?

Check this out, what is this?

Fuck, what shorts are these?

Speaker 36

I fucked up my shorts, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Speaker 22

Guys, fuck this shit.

So, RKN's agent said that there's an old 60-year-old grandpa in RKN who doesn't want to listen to shit and wants to ban everything from left to right.

So, RKN's grandpa

My agents are everywhere.

I want to say stop fucking banning everything in a row.

Fuck you.

Not deadlock, but deadlock.

Is it a threat?

No, it's not a threat, it's a fucking request.

And it's civilized, fucking human.

Fuck you, fucking banning.

Of course, my grandfather will personally ban me after that, because he will say, how the fuck are you talking about retirement?

We're watching the most toxic woman.

Oh, what's up with the cat?

Speaker 7

I'm telling you, streamers really help animals.

Ouch!

Thank you very much to the streamers, brothers, for the help.

500 thousand rubles for our friend.

I also threw in, by the way.

We couldn't even dream of such a gift for the new year.

What does it mean for us?

The debt for the boiler is closed, as well as for the generator, the snowmower.

In my opinion, the sun shines brighter.

And we also deduct the debt for the food.

The loan is completely closed.

And now the limit is 535,000 again.

And in difficult times, it will be able to save us again.

Thank you for such a New Year's miracle for our wonderful fluffy babies.

Thank you very much.

Fuck, this is fucking awesome.

Speaker 22

I added another M200, because I read... Well, I didn't want to publish it publicly, but I thought, just in case...

I added a very sad post about debts.

And my mom always said something like this.

I understand that not everyone has the opportunity to do this, but my mom always said that there is such a belief that the new year needs to be met without debt.

Speaker 19

Thank you very much for 5 thousand.

Speaker 22

And I thought, there is such a post that there are debts, I thought, let me throw in another 200 from my own.

So I took the money from Yvillon and threw it here.

And I also put 200 of my own there.

And they started fucking me up, like volunteers.

Volunteers again.

Fuck, here's the report.

I say, I have moderation, I checked everything.

Together with Gleb.

Well done, moderation.

Gleb, well done too.

Everything was checked.

Everything, where we threw the money, everything was checked.

Here's the report.

This man, in his farm, yes, that is, he makes reports in his cart.

Yeah, I don't have a good relationship with the volunteers, because you remember all these moments.

When we were throwing to the volunteers, one of them even fucked me up.

But in the end, I went in, there was a report, everything was going on there, all the checks, all the screenshots.

I think, pff, no questions.

Rish, if you share the chat, we will give you more Vova.

Speaker 9

Show the main map or hint.

Guys, don't be cowards, just a second is enough to understand where.

Take Radiowold in the chat.

Speaker 36

This is by the way the fund.

Chef, I've been watching you since 2018, since 15 years.

Today I was promoted to the director's office, and now I decided to thank you for being exactly the guy whose views I grew up with, being a pizdyuk.

Speaker 49

Hello, Volodya, I'm watching you, thank you for streaming.

Look, I'm not sitting with you on streams, I'm streaming myself, but I'm suddenly falling asleep.

Good luck in the streams and I'm waiting for content like China.

I fucked up all the money on Yo, but it was worth it.

So, why am I Yo?

I'm sitting with someone sad, then I saw you and it was fun, but that's not the point.

Yo to the chat, this is my last chance to chat on Yo.

Speaker 12

What kind of video is this?

Update the drivers, guys.

Let's see if there are any.

It's okay, it's okay.

What is this, bro?

Speaker 27

What the f**k is this?

Speaker 22

What the f**k is this?

Speaker 27

What kind of video memory is this?

What kind of video memory is this?

Speaker 42

F**k you!

Speaker 27

WHAT THE FUCK IS VIDEO MEMORY?

I HAVE FUCKING 4090 BLYAT!

What is video memory, you fucking whore?

WHAT IS VIDEO MEMORY BLYAT?

BLYAT COMPUTER FOR $5,000 BLYAT FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER WHAT IS VIDEO MEMORY BLYAT?

Speaker 22

Well, let it calm down.

The game is made on Unreal.

All the games on Unreal are fucked up very much without drivers.

I have 4090.

If anything, my deadlock starts and writes that I don't have enough memory.

Yeah.

Guys, I was lying in the bathroom just before the stream started, and I found another point.

Fail of the year in the Slay nomination should be won by... Fuck, I don't remember who it is.

Speaker 25

I think it's Rinatko, fuck.

And I think he watched this video strictly.

Speaker 21

Can you find it for me?

Speaker 25

Fuck, fuck, I got something, fuck.

Give me this shit, I screamed with disgust, like him, by the way.

Speaker 1

Fuck.

Speaker 28

I swear, I'm laughing for the second time.

Fuck, bro.

Speaker 25

It's a real fail of the year, isn't it?

Speaker 26

Or is it a breakthrough of the year?

I don't know.

Where is the best place to put it?

I'm about to cry, guys, I'm about to cry.

Speaker 22

Can I do it again?

Speaker 42

Will you try?

Speaker 28

It's important to pause at the right time, got it?

So that 2b continued is a meme.

It's just not funny anymore.

Fuck, what the fuck, fuck.

Speaker 23

Oh, fuck.

Phew, I can't, wait a minute.

Oh, it's too good.

The guy just writes, Synstilo, ask Booster to make you a carbon clover.

Carbon clover at the same time, blyat.

Fu, fuck, blyat, the smell is already gone, blyat.

Speaker 22

One more time?

Speaker 28

Okay, one more time.

Will you try?

Oh, blyat, asshole!

Oh, I can't, I'm looking for the fourth time, blyat, my tears are going again.

Speaker 23

All the same, there is a fucking joke with these fucking microphones, I'm telling you, bitch, don't take these fucking microphones, if you would stick it on Shurik, no one would even understand that you are in underwear.

Speaker 19

Let's go to the Stalker voice-over, Gammy White is looking for a sponsor, just suddenly they will give you a role.

And I saw in your TG what they wrote, make your own MBS with Yandex support and not VK.

Speaker 22

Nobody fucking needs it, except for bettors.

Well, you can, in general.

But next year, of course, you can't do that anymore.

Well, you can think about it.

But again, I'm just thinking.

That is, you don't have to think that this is some kind of promise or something else.

Once again, fuck.

Go fuck yourself.

Are we going to watch this whole stream today?

Have you seen your collapse with fics in TikTok?

Speaker 19

No.

Speaker 43

Oh, I fucked up!

Oh, f**k!

Speaker 28

Oh, f**k!

Oh, f**k!

Oh, f**k!

Oh, f**k!

Oh, f**k!

Speaker 22

Grandpa Pi is 47 years old.

Today is his birthday.

Speaker 26

Happy birthday.

Why the fuck is he standing there?

Speaker 22

I would have run to put my ass under the pipe.

Oh, fuck.

This is fucked up, guys.

Well, it's okay.

I gave him a little life.

It happens.

Fuck.

Why the fuck should I live like this?

Fucking bitch.

What the fuck?

Rish, how is the process going on there?

Oh, fuck.

I can't, fuck.

Help the evil one, help the kind one.

Fuck, how am I supposed to help him, fuck?

Should I release the patch, fuck?

How am I supposed to help him?

Let him throw away the computer for $5, fuck.

Speaker 1

Hello, Vovan.

What to do if the video card in the game does not load at 100% and only at 30-40%?

The whole internet has destroyed the video card RTX 4068, JBL Pro, CA5 12600.

Speaker 22

In short, if you have already filled it somewhere, guys, write to Risha, he will give it to me, I will quickly download it, we will already see, damn, look at the fuck.

Speaker 23

Oh, damn, fuck him in the mouth, damn.

Fu, bitch, well, Rinatka, damn, I probably extended my life for 5 years because of you, you need to smoke urgently to get to zero.

Speaker 22

So, choose a fucking...

Choose a fucking video.

Phew, bitch.

I fucked it up and shit my fucking shorts.

Zola, fuck, you fucked up with this Zola, how much can you do?

Speaker 11

Ivan Zola.

Speaker 30

1000 minus 7, I have no problems except my head.

Speaker 49

Congratulations to my friend Alexander, his sister is pregnant, he will become a father.

Speaker 30

I congratulate my friend Alexander on his birthday.

What is your favorite character in Dota?

Mecnic, guys, Mecnic.

And Io.

This is IQ, right?

Speaker 11

I think we should get to know this person better, since... What do you mean not that, blyat?

Speaker 22

And what?

Was there another Ivan Zolo here?

Trump will cancel the blocking of YouTube.

Okay, guys, bye.

Fuck, this is fucking funny, we'll look at it later.

I really thought there would be some kind of meme now.

I created my own Roskomnadzor and blocked everything.

Oh, fuck.

Hello, pies.

It's very sad that YouTube was blocked.

This is not the... Fuck!

What kind of video is this?

I don't understand.

What kind of video is this?

Can you poke me?

Ivan Zola is having an interview on the program.

Speaker 14

Not many people know that Ivan Zolo is a programmer by education.

Due to the trend of blocking various sites, it becomes more and more difficult for bloggers to earn money on their content.

Speaker 39

So, well, now it won't work on the camera, because now the screening does not provide us with a connection.

Speaker 30

Okay, let me listen.

Speaker 22

And I can't even laugh about it, because I'm kind of the same programmer as he is, guys.

Well, that is, there will be nothing funny here, blyat.

It will only be sad if I pass the interview.

Speaker 28

Fuck, this is Titi.

Speaker 42

What do I like the most in this world?

Speaker 22

Tits and cats.

That's it, I don't need anything else.

Fluffy cats and tits are also fluffy.

This is the base of everyone on this planet, I'm telling you right away.

So, that's it, I finally returned the donations.

Oh my God, what happened to them?

Speaker 39

What the fuck is this shit called Viberis?

I'm bored, let's go on.

Speaker 22

Let's go on, because I have some...

I'm bored, and I want something more advanced.

Speaker 30

What do you mean?

What do you mean?

Speaker 39

Well, questions.

More concrete.

Speaker 30

More concrete, more perfect questions.

Speaker 39

Do you have any questions for me?

Speaker 30

If you do, go ahead.

I don't have any questions.

I have 7 years of experience.

Okay, go ahead.

Speaker 39

If I have 7 years of experience, I'm such an experienced person.

Okay, let's do it this way.

I'll give your resume to my colleagues for consideration.

Speaker 22

Fuck, it's a little stuffy.

Can I make a short cut?

Just 44 minutes is a fucking shit.

Your bank is laundering money from a drugstore, fuck, what the fuck is this?

The most toxic woman of all time.

Academician, fuck, what?

The most successful spy operation in Moscow.

Inadequate night butterflies from a medic who rides a taxi in a business class at night.

What the fuck?

What the fuck is this?

I prefer not to know about it, you know, something like this.

Fuck, okay, let's take a look at it, it's fucking interesting.

Speaker 19

Chat, let's support the idea of ​​a voice-over for S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

from Game Boys.

Who's the plus?

Speaker 27

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Speaker 19

Vova is the only one who can help and solve this faster.

I would throw myself in for this, and if Vova was there, even more.

Speaker 22

And what's the point of re-voicing?

Let's think about it.

Well, you can think, in principle, blyat, what the pizdez.

Speaker 16

Escort girl at night, probably 30-40 percent.

Webcams also drive, it seems that everyone is cheating on everyone, that no one can be trusted.

She calls some friend on the way on the phone and says, finally, my friend was taken to the hospital, he seems to have a stroke, I think I will soon be able to get an inheritance.

Well, yes, there was such a thing.

Well, what?

I went to suck the dick, blyat.

What the fuck is there?

Speaker 22

This bitch, blyat, tells all the shit, blyat, huh?

Speaker 16

I say, no.

Are you married?

No.

Let's have fun in the car or get up.

Pulls off the blouse and says, well, how do you not want to?

And they went for a massage.

And they go and discuss, so, how are we going to get home now?

We need to wash off the oil, we are all in oil.

We will be burned.

I had one gay.

Ilya, do you know that you can't hide emotions?

If you want something, you need it.

to do this.

Open up to something new.

I almost looked at everything, I don't know what should surprise me.

Fuck, what the fuck is going on in Moscow?

Speaker 23

Are you all fucking crazy?

Fucking villas of these escorts, fuck it all, fuck your neck.

Let them go to their village, fuck.

Speaker 28

Well, yes, in Moscow everything is fucking awesome.

And you have some kind of shit.

Speaker 16

My name is Ilya.

I'm 27 years old.

I'm in a taxi.

I'm in a taxi on Hong Chi.

Fuck, I'm cool.

I fell at the age of 19.

It was in Sevastopol.

I was still studying at the university.

And from that moment on, I've been in a taxi all the time.

For a maximum of a year or two, I went somewhere.

I was already 28 a week ago.

I studied at the Maritime College.

Speaker 22

Here you are yelling at someone, someone from the house.

Guys, to have sex, you need to get out of the house, you know?

Speaker 19

Here the taxi driver says that... By the way, it cost 1020 rubles.

It's not a shame to warm Goev.

Speaker 22

No, it's not a shame, because Goev needs to be warmed, otherwise other people will warm them up.

So, I say, you need to get out of the house to have sex, you know?

You see, here's a taxi, the guy just performs the order, he is already offered to touch his tits, blyat.

Well, what a lofa, freebie, blyat.

Speaker 16

Then I studied at the university, also as a sailor, but at some point I realized that the sea was not mine.

I had a 124 Mercedes from 1990.

Speaker 20

In Sevastopol, they took cars like this.

Speaker 22

I will not go anywhere, I will galaktirovatsya.

I will vote in the international union of Twitch streamers.

I will protect the Twitch platform from the attacks of Roskomnadzor.

Speaker 16

That's it.

It was called Taxi Pineapple.

Everything was on the phone.

I will... Fuck, what is it called?

Speaker 22

Twitch mid-rf.

Or what is it called?

Who could I be?

Speaker 28

Damn, in my case, the letter P instead of M. What a bitch.

The boss of Twitch, damn it.

Speaker 16

They call, they say, who to take, where to take.

That's it, and you go.

But in general, so to speak, I had a business in Sevastopol too.

But I never told anyone about it.

I traded all sorts of covers, accessories for phones.

Tariff and business.

You adjust to the passenger as much as possible.

Stop there, there is water, there is such a temperature.

You drive smoothly.

They can even ask you for chewing gum.

Well, that's not the standard at all.

But still, everyone asks for it.

Many drivers ride with chewing gum.

But I'm against it.

Because what should be according to the standards, it should be.

Speaker 49

And this is already some kind of licking of the client.

I'm against it.

They put Chupa Chups there, put some energy.

I know why they do it.

They do it for ratings.

Speaker 16

If I'm not mistaken, about 4-5 units come in a month, then you are blocked for half a year.

They can give you a bad rating, just because they didn't like your name, for example.

It happens.

You won't be able to work a lot here if you are nervous, irritated, dusty.

You should get out of the car.

Speaker 44

How did I get out of the car?

Where?

Speaker 27

They were supposed to be... Fuck, what the fuck are you?

I'm fucking... Fuck!

Speaker 26

What the fuck are you?

You are fucking scum, fuck!

I don't understand, this is not a person, fuck!

You, bitch, are going in a taxi, fuck!

Speaker 22

Do you want to hire a personal driver?

Fuck, what the fuck are you?

This is just fucked up.

Guys, there are a lot of them.

I'm sure I have guys here anyway who work in the taxi business, fuck.

I just sympathize with you.

Fucking pigs, fucking, but just horror.

Probably the most scary job is a taxi, blyat.

Here, blyat, pizdez.

Such faggots are just headless, blyat.

They still, imagine, put a unit there, blyat, so the doors didn't open a unit, the chewing gum didn't give a unit.

You can't get up here, because there's a camera that forbids you to stop here, and if you want, you get a fine of 5k.

No, fuck, one, fuck, and then you, well, it's fucking, I'll tell you so.

Fucking, fucking, fucking, just fucking everywhere.

I can't fucking these pigs, fuck.

I'm ashamed, bitch, to live with them, fuck.

On the same earth, fuck.

I'm talking about the planet, if anything.

Can you imagine how many of them there are within the planet?

It's fucking awful.

Speaker 49

She sympathizes with him.

Don't be sad.

Speaker 22

Thank you for the donation.

Take a seat in our chat.

Get distracted.

Speaker 16

I don't understand, Rish, what the fuck do we have there?

I don't understand, are repackers late or what?

Sometimes I go to business and don't let them open the door.

Speaker 20

But I take the water.

I love to drink, so I went to the gym.

Speaker 45

The bar won't lift itself.

Speaker 22

I'll give you in the mouth now.

What the fuck is this?

Speaker 29

It's fucked up.

Speaker 16

All right, Gleb, we're waiting, we're waiting.

Because there are people who you say, I don't like it, and he's like, uh-huh, he'll come out and give you a unit.

What happened?

Speaker 21

Nothing, fuck, get out, meme, fuck, go to the VK video, fuck.

Speaker 22

Oh, Lex, thank you very much.

Speaker 16

You determine these people.

Speaker 15

Did you get a massage?

No.

How so?

In business, in business, not a single machine has a massage.

I called Ultima.

Did you call business?

Come on, buddy, wait for another car.

Speaker 16

Ultima called.

I'm sure it will be a unit.

Econom, Comfort, Comfort Plus, Business.

Everyone is different here.

Even Comfort and Comfort Plus, I would say, are very different.

Speaker 22

Fuck, the guys on the car, on the Patricks, fuck.

Speaker 21

In general, holy fucking business, fuck.

Holy fucking business.

Why the fuck did I buy this BMW, fuck?

Speaker 22

To drive around.

Oh, guys, that's it.

I'll come back later.

Now I'll change my clothes and fuck off.

What the fuck is that?

Donates, I don't understand.

Speaker 16

Where the fuck are you going?

I have an order.

It looks like the tariff, but no, the contingent is still different.

Often the economy is so-so contingent, but not for everyone.

Speaker 22

A lot of good people go.

I myself.

Choose Comfort, Comfort Plus, dudes.

Don't miss it.

Business is you standing in traffic jams.

Yes, but there's music for you, fucking music.

Comfortnik, maybe.

What else?

Well, you will all stand in traffic jams, you take comfort, fuck, the drivers are fucking awesome, you drive along the stretcher, you always get there with a thrill, I say with a thrill, I'm just watching the video, fuck, I'm going to ban you now, you fucking idiot, fuck, what the fuck is a fucking stupid fuck, fuck,

Speaker 36

The booster was difficult.

Look.

Speaker 22

What kind of agent of mail.ru is donating to me here?

I don't understand.

Where to block this shit here?

Where is this shit here?

Oh, fuck.

This is shit.

Fuck you.

Got it?

Blocked.

Fuck.

That's it.

Speaker 16

70% of the time I go to the economy.

I ordered one time in the life of the entire premier.

This is the next tariff after business, and then I just ordered it from Anya.

Anya came to me.

In the tariff of business, there is support for a conversation.

In Moscow, on all tariffs, I noticed, often you go in silence, people do not want to talk.

In Sevastopol, every second wants to chat with you for any absolute

Speaker 22

Fuck, I don't want to talk in a taxi, not because I'm a fucking bastard, but because most often all talks in a taxi lead either to the discussion of politics, 100%, or a story about how he has a lot of businesses, and taxi is just a hobby.

How did you call at the same time?

It's impossible.

So that's why I don't like to fuck around, I'm like going there to do my business, I think, damn, at least I don't look like a bastard, I think everything is comfortable, we are going, everything is fucking fun.

I can call a business there in very rare cases, when I'm going with some fucking booze.

I sit down, I say, I'm sorry, I'm drunk.

Well, or they call me, by the way, the second option.

Speaker 16

That's it.

The topic we just talked about.

From 3 million you buy yourself a car that fits the tariff business.

If not, you rent a car.

I rent this car.

I rent it for 5,500.

Do you want to make yourself a day off?

Speaker 49

You don't want to.

You pay the rent.

The tariff is 450 rubles.

And in a taxi, yes.

Talks come to me before I'm fucking broken.

Speaker 16

You know, they broke the fucking truck.

The approximate cost of earning a business is a thousand a bad hour, one and a half average, two good, and everything that is above two, there are three or four, you can earn an hour.

Speaker 15

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

One and a half thousand, who are you?

Speaker 22

People, did you see the prices for new iPhones?

It's f**ked up.

Speaker 16

The passenger will not wait for you to unfasten the belt, open the door, go around.

Often they will open the door themselves.

I came up with a good phrase.

When you come up, you ask, can I help you get out?

Helping to get out is like, so, do I need to help?

I don't need to help, can't I get out myself?

It is to help, such a border, when 80% of people say, no, you don't need to help me, I'll do it myself.

There are a lot of points.

Speaker 26

You're a fucking bastard, why are you donating?

Fuck, what the fuck is going on there?

Speaker 22

Fuck!

This fucking sausage is banned.

That's it, it's banned.

Speaker 16

Fuck, what the fuck is this?

Speaker 6

You just drive and think that it's all over.

Fuck!

Fuck!

I think I know who said that!

Speaker 16

It's Kamapulya!

Speaker 22

Blyat, вообще нахуй викторина, блядь.

По-моему, в шоу такси вопросы наоборот, блядь, задавались пассажиру, а не водителю, блядь.

Speaker 16

We were driving, I don't remember where, on some street.

He said, do you know what was on this street?

I said, no, I don't know.

Speaker 18

How can you not know this?

Speaker 22

You're driving here and you don't know this.

Are you proposing a service?

Yes.

Speaker 18

I want to buy a service.

Fuck, in this lighting, it's fucking Egor Krid driving.

Speaker 16

Yes.

I want to buy a service.

Why don't you know this?

Speaker 18

What do you need in life?

You live in a country where you don't know what's going on.

What do we need?

Speaker 1

Wait.

Speaker 16

He wasn't even very drunk, he was a little drunk.

And I said, no, I don't know, no, I don't know.

Speaker 44

A phrase after which I said, that's it.

Speaker 16

I just told him that we are now finishing the trip.

He says, no, we will get there.

I say, no, we won't get there.

You are trying to get into a conflict, I don't need it.

I just stopped and said, our trip is over, I won't take you further.

Speaker 15

It will be convenient for you to call another taxi.

This is where we finish.

I have an order for you, you don't have to pay, you can get here for free.

Speaker 16

He came out, opened the door, he also said, here you are nervous, here you are wild.

Speaker 22

And that's it, yes, he dropped him off, and only then... Fuck, it's cool when you can, in short, profan your fucking, huh?

This is really nice.

Speaker 16

Tariff business is just some kind of patience in the people.

Yes, we endure all these moments.

Speaker 3

Man, change the house for me.

So I'm driving.

Anton Ovsienko, let's go there together.

Speaker 16

Well, here on the left is your address.

We endure, blyat.

There are people who are very uncomfortable with water.

They will take all the water from the car and they will also ask for a bottle with them.

Speaker 27

We will use all the services and chargers and napkins and connect to Bluetooth.

This is a pizdez blyat, fuck such blyat.

Speaker 16

Minimum business order in Moscow is 419 rubles.

If I'm not mistaken, it's about 2 kilometers.

Such people are immediately visible.

Two boys sit for 20 years.

They sit, do not go out, wait for the driver to come out and open two doors for them.

And with a bottle, the happy ones will go.

Speaker 43

And on the way, they will shoot us a couple of stories, how they go to business with cool music, and they will post it all.

Speaker 22

F**k, this is f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king

Speaker 16

Oh, look how polite he became!

Speaker 28

Oh, you bitch!

Speaker 16

веселый хороший девушки я решил но отвезут наверное мужчина доплатит мы подъезжаем и он говорит слышь и нас надо будет тут подождать и поехать обратно а я сначала не понял думаю может не послышалось

Ilyusha, Ilyusha, Ilyusha, Ilyusha, Ilyusha, Ilyusha, Ilyusha,

Speaker 41

I'm in business.

Speaker 9

I turn on Blue Poop, Chili Poop, Retrowave or Lo-Fi.

I hope I'm not bad.

Speaker 22

Blue Poop, Chili Poop, Retrowave or Lo-Fi.

You're handsome.

I even have one time...

I also always turn on Synthwave.

I had one case in business.

He says, young man, excuse me, can I change the playlist?

Because you have a good taste in music.

He just says, I'm going to sleep now.

And Synthwave, you know, he's so calm, he's like, I like him very much, I listen to him myself, it's just that now the time is later, I say, okay, the question is long.

Speaker 49

And the second one says, what kind of genre is this, what is it called?

When they fucked me up, I meant that the taxi driver tried to convince me, and I tried to convince myself, but you didn't understand.

Speaker 4

Sure, would you like to see mine?

Uh-oh.

Speaker 49

Okay.

Speaker 16

There's a girl there, she probably talked to him somehow.

Speaker 49

There's no link yet.

Speaker 22

He says, I didn't want to offend you somehow.

Go fuck yourself with your fucking meme.

By the way, anonymous, I advise you to get the fuck out of there and never read the news in this fucking place.

Speaker 16

I hear when people really understand their mistake, and when they were forced to say it.

How to magnify you?

Ilya.

My name is Ilya.

And what is your last name?

Ilya Dmitrievich.

Oh, Dmitrievich, thank you very much.

We drive home, and I say, it would be nice if a man, for the fact that we went to the store, waited, returned back, and paid.

He says, from 100 euros you will have a house, I have only euros.

Speaker 21

What, they don't give you a loan from the euro anymore?

What, they don't give you a loan from the euro?

Speaker 22

I have a euro with me, I'm in the Russian Federation, everything is in the euro.

Fuck, this is a goat, he fell out, look at him.

From the euro?

Fuck, I also have fucking dollars.

Fuck, from the euro.

Fuck, we don't have banks, we can't make a transfer through SBP.

Speaker 16

No.

Thank you very much.

Let it be with you.

According to the girls, I realized that he only humiliated himself, because the girls saw how he acted as ugly as possible.

Speaker 15

Why are you offended?

You don't need to talk to me like that.

Let it be.

Speaker 16

I made a decision to just calmly stop and try to put him in an awkward position when I told him, leave all this money to yourself, maybe you need it.

This was the situation.

We have secret passengers who check your work completely.

There are, in my opinion, 40.

Speaker 22

Oh, what the fuck, I don't understand, today is some kind of salary day or what?

Thank you very much, Lex.

Speaker 16

The car is clean, there are no scratches, there is no smell in the cabin, the door is open, the car is clean, the cabin is clean, there is nothing hanging there, there is no smell.

There are a lot of such 40 criteria.

And so, periodically, yes, there is a secret passenger.

We don't know what a secret passenger is.

Usually, these are some very short trips, five minutes, and it's one person.

And when it's like that, you immediately find the phone.

Five minutes are not enough.

We go carefully, we go straight.

I didn't pass a secret passenger a couple of times.

Speaker 27

The car was dirty, but I agree, yes, it was winter.

Speaker 45

Go fuck yourself!

Speaker 26

Fuck, what a fucking faggot you are, I'll fuck off from you, fuck.

Speaker 22

Fuck off.

Zartoga, how much?

Your card will be fucked up now, brother, thank you.

Speaker 16

In winter, they also support a clean car, it's extremely difficult.

And there was also a moment when there was no napkin, that is, we should be in the car according to the rules of the zone, water, napkins and chargers.

Speaker 22

Napkins for what?

So that you could drive more comfortably in the back?

Speaker 16

BMW, and there was nowhere to put napkins.

They were in the armrests, but the secret passenger put me...

Speaker 29

It will be, they will pour it now, it will be.

Speaker 16

The worst thing is that he didn't see the napkins there.

Everyone knows perfectly well, I still have napkins there.

I opened the armrest, everything is there.

The most angry places in Moscow.

Oh, these are asses, damn it.

I collect all the content at night.

Bolotnaya embankment, Rozhdelskaya, Moscow city, no, there are all more cultural.

And some, probably, Patrick.

Speaker 28

I'm a fucking chicken, I don't know, it's a fucking shame, guys, it's just a fucking shame.

Speaker 21

Maybe I'm bored to live, you just explain to me, I'm bored to live?

Speaker 29

Why don't I do that?

What the fuck?

Speaker 22

Slow down, you hear?

Put your fucking shoe on the floor, you hear?

Speaker 3

It will fly out like this.

Speaker 16

There.

Such a contingent appears after three o'clock at night, somewhere.

I don't understand why the fuck is it smeared?

Speaker 22

Oh, fuck.

I'm fucked up at the moment.

Why the fuck is it smeared?

I want to look at these faces, geniuses.

Speaker 16

This is the most such a contingent.

Speaker 44

Lena, stop, sit down.

It's hard to turn back.

Speaker 16

Some openly communicate with each other and talk that they are going for drugs.

Someone is on alcohol.

There are absolutely different people in Moscow.

Speaker 22

It's not a raffle, it's what I just saw.

Speaker 23

Your friend is better than you.

Speaker 22

Lex, thank you very much.

How do I get disappointed in people?

It's a pizdez, guys.

I hope no one thinks that this is the norm, fuck, in behavior.

Well, among those who are sitting here.

Because I still stand for normal values.

Until you are not in a relationship or somewhere else, do what you want, fuck with anyone, fuck, discuss what you want.

Well, fuck, well, this is a pizdez.

I don't know when fucking became a norm, fuck, I don't understand, fuck.

Ay, blyat, yobany cringe, blyat, что за пиздец.

У меня чё-то такие какие-то очень стрессовые, опасные работы, парни, удачи.

Lex, спасибо.

Speaker 20

Сотрудникам нужно сидеть в твоей предложке и подрабатывать таксистом.

План будет перевыполнен.

Speaker 22

Сотрудникам ВВД... Бля, я говорю, я готов был пойти...

On a deal.

We put a moderator in my telegram bot.

An M.V.D.

employee, but in return we don't block Twitch.

There you can catch just the finished fucking faggots in general, the fucking finished ones.

Well, that is, just any bullshit that comes to your head is so clean, but I wonder if a guy could sit on a lantern pole with his ass.

Fuck, this is already invented, this is in my bot, fuck.

Well, that is, you understand, yes, the joke.

And I have moderation, these fuckers are banned, fuck, well, that is, there is full of shit, there is a lot of fucking shit, fuck, there is help, mother fell out into the window.

From the same account after a while, blyat, his grandfather also fell out, blyat.

Speaker 49

Well, he probably thinks that if he deletes the message, then they are not visible, blyat.

No, I also raced with taxi drivers, the guy told me how he...

Speaker 9

I love taxi drivers who are in dialogue, you can learn a lot from them and about them.

Yandex, which loots 30 and all sorts of jokes.

The fact that business is a little more profitable for drivers, but not straight ultra.

Speaker 22

In short, he said that he fucked a woman because she didn't have money.

I thought, fuck, I wonder how much money she didn't have.

He said 300 rubles.

I said, fuck.

No, guys, it wasn't Yenina.

Yenin was fucked for free.

For a promise, just.

And here, as if, well, like, a trip, 300, there, with something rubles, blyat.

Speaker 23

The cheapest sex in his life, this is a fact, this is a fact, imagine.

Just a fact, fuck.

300 rubles, blyat.

Speaker 22

And that guy thought he would get 300 rubles, but in the end he just gave it for free.

It's profitable.

Quite profitable.

I enjoyed it for 300 rubles.

I'm watching you in cuts on YouTube while I'm going to work.

Thank you for the content.

Good stream.

Yes, taxi drivers are the most dangerous job, in general, in principle, guys.

It's a fact.

And in our country, I think, you will now say that you carry some kind of shit, but in our country...

All taxis are not equipped with special protective cameras, as it happens in other countries, which separates the driver from the faggot from behind, for example.

This will also protect you, by the way, perhaps from some freak who accidentally hit you or something else.

That is, it's better for everyone.

But for some reason we don't have that.

One taxi driver told me a very scary thing.

Four 17-year-old guys pushed him and threatened him with a knife so that he would give the keys to his car and that they would want to go for a ride.

And when he left, he was locked up, it turns out, to lead them.

But he kind of understood them a little, saying that all the cars in Yandex are tracked, where and how, so he says, take them, he gave the keys, they didn't take them.

They left, kicked the fuck out, kicked the fuck out of the car.

He says, since then, I don't work in the economy anymore.

He says, I'm in comfort.

In comfort, here are normal people and everything.

Well, it's clear that it was a generalization, but in general, you understand.

Therefore, this is a scary job, in fact.

Yesterday I went with a guy on a taxi to one event, there was a cool taxi, at the same time I showed my finger at the house where they were fucking in the window, I smiled.

Speaker 23

Fuck, this is fucked up.

Speaker 22

I'm fucking jealous.

I'm a family man, I fucked up my youth.

Fuck, behind the computer.

Speaker 16

Really rich people are very good people who are really rich, who really earned their own money.

I didn't drive a lot of such people, because most likely they ride at higher rates, but those who I drove, everyone is very calm, and those who want to refuse, this is already ...

Speaker 22

Yes, yes, this is a fact of life, dudes.

Remember, a rich person will never scream and shout that he is rich.

You will never know whether he is rich or not.

He can be dressed as simple as possible in some H&M or Uniqlo.

He doesn't give a shit who thinks what.

He just sits there and goes.

I know a lot of people like that.

And I know a lot of people who don't give a shit that they are rich.

I have money, but I never fuck with money, because it's the last thing you need to fuck with.

Speaker 1

Nobody knows.

Speaker 22

Today I have money, tomorrow I don't.

Hello, thank you, Anonym.

I'm rich because of my audience, not because I did something there myself.

Or I have businesses there.

Speaker 16

I have everything.

Speaker 17

Can I take two bottles of water when I go home?

We have a drink, right?

Yes, yes.

Can I smoke?

Yes, no problem.

Let's stop somewhere, let's see.

Speaker 15

Let's stop somewhere on the right.

I don't understand, I can't stop anywhere.

Speaker 17

I remember how I came back from the junkyard and the taxi driver was the first to ask me why I was in the junkyard.

Speaker 4

I nodded like that, and as a result, we just rode and talked, and four hours of anime was fucking awesome.

Speaker 23

I was in a fight.

We have such a thing in Moscow, by the way, guys.

Speaker 22

The most fun, blyat.

Speaker 9

You come for a massage, and the girl is like, I'll pull your penis.

Speaker 22

Although initially I went for a massage.

But I'm sure people, blyat, who really thought that they were going for a massage.

How does it work with free men?

In general, he could really come for a massage.

Initially.

But then he was offered to pull.

Speaker 25

Well, why the fuck not, since he came.

Ha-ha, nikhuyasik!

No, and people, no, they go there purposefully, obviously, yes.

Ha-ha-ha!

Fuck, this is a pizdez.

A nice bonus with an ending, I feel it.

Speaker 17

Listen, if someone stops you somewhere for a hundred years, I will endure it for three minutes.

That's what I told you.

That's it, bro, that's it, that's it.

Speaker 16

These are excerpts from our investigation.

In the tariff of business, well, in general, in premium tariffs, probably 30-40 percent.

Speaker 22

Blya, what a pizdez, I'm just looking at these photos, blya, I'm getting f**ked up, blya, I don't digest it at all, blya.

Speaker 16

Someone does not hide it, well, during the trip they talk on the phone and, yeah, this is it.

Speaker 22

Thank you very much, Nastenka.

Speaker 16

They are not shy, you somehow guess by many, webcam users also go, they also do not hide it, they say that yes, here is a webcam.

Speaker 22

Fuck, I'm fucking, I was on Tik Tok.

Oleg, thank you very much, thank you very much, thank you.

In short, I sit in Tik Tok and there is a girl who says, fuck, this is me, like, counting my pennies while, like, one acquaintance is buying an apartment for herself, because she has an onlik in the comments.

Speaker 21

This is my onlik, haha, fuck.

Speaker 22

I think, hey, f**k, when did it become a reason for pride, or what?

F**k, and there are children asking, women's sex, of course.

Well, boys, men's sex, children ask, give a link, f**k, of course.

And girls, and what, brings a lot?

I'll just tell you in advance, the entry threshold there is very low.

Even if you post your shit there, you will fuck off from the competition.

First of all, no one will shit on your shit.

You need to show it to everyone, so that someone is fucking interested in it.

Or fucking flex where ...

In short, you need to promote it somehow, you know?

It's not just that you take a picture of yourself naked, but no one fucking needs it, you know?

Most of the bloggers and OnlyFansers have a background in the form of subscribers somewhere in another network.

From scratch, well, you can't do anything to anyone.

Speaker 46

Well, and also, plus to everything... Hello, can you please give me an advice?

He lies to me in relationships and hides the lie.

For three years, and even now he lies to everyone, I even got fibrodinoms in my chest due to stress.

Speaker 22

I don't fucking get it, Victorinka.

What advice do you have for a guy who... What the fuck?!

Lies and hides for three years, and you're just fucking eating it.

And he also beats you, right?

I mean, fuck off.

What advice do you have, except that you need to get out of this relationship, right?

I would have enough, fucking, exactly a month, fucking, to understand what the fuck is needed.

And not even three years, fucking.

So here's what I'm saying.

And based on the fact that you, for example, you post your pussy, you post your boobs, and you're so fucking awesome, remember, tomorrow it will be 18, another.

And you've already fucking stuck to no one.

That's why, fuck, fuck, well, yes, maybe this year you're looting, fuck, but the next one will be 18, fuck, and there will be better than you, you know, you will no longer be young, like that, fuck.

That's what I'm talking about.

Do you understand what I'm talking about?

That's why the entry threshold is low.

You don't need to do a lot and know a lot to get in there.

Speaker 49

Because of that, you get...

I put marks, but like... Lower than an ordinary woman on the social network, of course.

Much lower, blyat.

Speaker 22

But higher than an escort.

Got it?

There is one girl who showed shit in her apartment, told how she washed herself for months, but on her boost there is a photo of a knife worth a million rubles, so the entry threshold is really low.

Fuck, but here you see, like, she just posts legs, you know.

Like, legs, just.

I don't give a fuck, I can't even judge it, fuck.

Speaker 20

It seems to me that if someone created an OnlyFans, where they would just post a sink, then at least one Joe would sign up.

Stalker, it will be like Salyut.

Speaker 22

I hope today.

Speaker 16

Well, yes, well, I get it there, not bad.

Stripper, very.

But strippers, how do they care that they are strippers?

Well, because I either bring them there or take them from there.

Well, it's clear that you are like that.

Well, plus, the girl is in a good shape, very well-painted.

Well, it's clear that she is a dancer.

Speaker 22

Why didn't you send me a link to the bot?

I would have already put it on ZerTog's download.

Thank you very much.

Missed the donation.

And I will not see him now because of ZerTog, if anything.

Thank you, man, for the donation.

We are still being given a dev build by very smart sheep.

I understand.

Speaker 37

We just started dating, and he was like, I shot such a cool Reels, you can watch it.

I said, okay.

He always sends me all the videos first.

Speaker 42

I watch it, and I just see it.

Are you married?

Speaker 3

No, he's not married.

Speaker 25

F**k, what the f**k is this?

Speaker 37

He's looking at his arm like this, like he doesn't have a ring.

Speaker 15

She took my hand and said, look at me.

Speaker 37

Yes, yes, yes.

And then I was very jealous.

Plus, at the end of the video, when she got out of the car, she called him Zay, pulled behind the water to his driver's seat.

She has boobs, asses, everything outside.

Speaker 22

Yes, yes, yes.

They didn't forget the video.

And we don't need to show it.

I'm just, well, I'm already tired.

Speaker 37

It was a nightmare.

Do you have a water bottle?

Speaker 3

Oh, thank you very much.

Zay, take it there.

Speaker 34

Blyat!

Speaker 28

What the fuck, blyat?

Speaker 9

Where to suck for VIP, Voki has already received one million V-Bucks and bought three vests of cattle, and Rish will go to business today.

Speaker 26

Calm down, there's a sticker, blyat!

Well, go fuck yourself, what the fuck is this, blyat?

Or was it blurred?

Fuck, what the fuck is this shit?

I asked for it myself.

I didn't think it would be there!

Speaker 22

There was a blur.

Fuck, I'm gonna check it again.

Yeah, there's a blur, for sure.

Speaker 28

I thought she was crying because her tits fell out.

And she's like, my hair is tangled.

Speaker 22

Oh, f**k, this is f**king awesome.

No, but why, guys, go to business, f**k, there are no such f**king... Hello, Vovka.

Speaker 49

I still left the girl, she manipulated, finished college thanks to me, but this is f**king awesome, it became easier in my soul.

The most annoying thing is that I didn't spend 4 years on her, yes.

Speaker 29

Well done.

Speaker 37

I can see that he's a faithful guy, but... Yeah, it's hard.

I'm talking about content right now.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 21

Yeah, like, go to your assholes.

It's my job.

It's my fucking job.

Speaker 23

Pick me, right?

Would you call it pick me?

Start at night, not always.

Speaker 37

I'm not jealous.

Speaker 1

I'm not jealous.

Speaker 16

That's it, Gleb, got it, I'm waiting.

Speaker 37

Come on.

Speaker 22

And every exit is mine to work.

Yes, I'm in the brain.

Fucking freebie, what can I say?

Freebie blyat!

Guys, I say, what are you there, blyat, there was no girl, blyat.

Fuck, you go to the taxi driver, you go to business, fuck everything.

Yes, at the same time you will listen to fucking, and you will be fucked, and you will be fucked, but Friday is worth it, dudes.

Friday is worth it, blyat, in any case.

Zartoga, thank you.

But only carefully, it seems to me that there is a high probability of catching some kind of gonorrhea on your penis.

And he listens.

Speaker 37

Everything is fine here.

Speaker 16

And when did I behave badly?

It's they who behave badly, and I behave well.

Speaker 1

Yes.

Speaker 22

Hello, Vova.

I got a salary today, but I wanted to donate to you and go to the stream in general, but I worked for two months like a jackal.

Thank you very much for being here.

Speaker 16

I really appreciate and love you.

Speaker 15

Thank you for the donation.

Speaker 16

What the fuck?

Blyat, here, you know, you say, he said no.

Speaker 22

I'll just tell you why he said no.

He's filming all this shit.

He said no because of the fucking content.

If he said yes, everything would be over.

But he said no, after which the fucking content is thrown in.

Can you fuck it up?

Got it?

That's why I can't condemn him.

Don't pay attention to the chat, there is a wash-off.

What a froggy, come on without a wash-off.

Speaker 16

You can get a new man, just talk to him nicely, just offer him something.

There are in the common people as if such frames that the girl sleeps with whom she wants, the man sleeps only with those who give him.

Speaker 45

Will there be any wishes for the trip?

If you just stop somewhere.

Speaker 16

For what?

Speaker 44

To make up.

Speaker 16

I decided to completely change these rules, and I refused all the girls.

Speaker 15

It sounds like some kind of raffle.

I refused.

Do you refuse the girls?

Speaker 44

There are some certain principles, probably.

Speaker 16

No one has ever refused.

With a bag.

I took two girls, dropped one, the second one said, let's have fun in the car.

I say, how to have fun?

Well, she says, as an adult.

I answered, no, I can't, I'm at work.

She says, yes, I'll pay you.

Come on, how much money do you want?

Speaker 22

What the fuck is an imba?

No, guys, if you think you're so fucked up, no, it's just, well, he's pretty cute, that is, just like that, you know, that is, in another case, nothing.

Nothing, in another case, there won't be.

Here, look at me, then at yourself, and you'll understand that this is without options, you know, without options, fuck.

Oh, fuck, imba, there's also money, fuck, given for this shit.

Fuck, what, I did something wrong, I, fuck, became a family man, I do something, fuck, wrong, fuck.

I envy you, yes, I envy you, of course, blyat.

Because I'm, blyat, well-educated and awesome.

Hello, what are the batteries?

Don't be anonymous.

Speaker 38

Batteries interest me the least, blyat.

Let's go to me, let's go up.

Speaker 22

I'm the most fucked up, blyat.

Fuck, they probably don't care about their ego, right?

Speaker 38

I don't argue.

Speaker 22

I'm not filming you, I just want to be with someone.

You see, go to Albert, make an appointment with someone.

Speaker 16

How difficult it is with you.

I say, girl, I'll probably refuse.

She says, yeah, let's do it right here.

Speaker 22

Fuck, this is what radically changes my attitude right now.

Come on.

Right now, come on!

Fuck, I've only seen this in movies.

I don't believe it's not a production.

I've only seen this in movies, fuck.

What the fuck is this?

And if so, well, fuck, then come on, fuck.

Speaker 16

What don't you want?

I say, hmm, girl, no, I'll probably refuse.

Someone is trying to do it with his hand.

Do you want me to do it in the car, and then we'll get up to me?

Ilya.

Speaker 38

No, guys.

Speaker 16

No, I'm not ready to leave my woman for the sake of such bullshit.

Speaker 22

But like, guys, maybe it's cool for you to listen to all this, but it's not at all.

You see what the joke is?

In relationships, it's like love, there are all the things, values, a little different, blyat.

That is, well, okay, let's say you're having fun.

Well, once you did that, well, two you did that, three you did that, four.

Then you came home and you understand that you just don't have a constant partner, blyat.

And to meet in full seriousness with such that the first taxi driver was offered to suck eggs, well, I think you won't do it, right?

That's how it turns out, blyat.

It's fun to walk around, no bazaar.

But in the end, then you catch yourself on tilt.

I've heard many times from other guys, from media, from cool ones, that, like, there's no girl, that's it, f**k. Well, that's exactly what I want, love, affection, tenderness, so that a person waits.

F**king mouth, I have it anonymously.

Last time I ask, do I need batteries?

No, I don't need batteries, f**k, your f**king ass.

Speaker 16

Drivers agreed, and they probably didn't even...

Speaker 26

guys, the year hasn't passed, your mother, so to speak, and who is such a handsome guy there

Speaker 27

I'm going crazy right now.

Speaker 22

Fuck, if it fucking opens.

What the fuck?

Speaker 34

My Qubit doesn't open, bitch.

Oh, fuck, 150 gigabytes, fuck.

Speaker 22

Hello, Zartoga.

This is, of course, very cool, but I'm used to receiving from many people, not only from two.

It's you and another chelix.

You gave me a fucking jazz for today.

That's it, you have a limit on the cards, you won't be able to donate anymore.

Thank you very much.

I wanted to see what kind of chelix it was.

Well, Nick, please remind me of him.

He gave me a lot of subs.

Or gave, I don't even know.

Remember, I will not suck you.

I will be the most expensive prostitute in your fucking life.

Oh, I don't get it, what are we doing here?

F**k, I don't give a f**k. I don't give a f**k. I don't give a f**k. I don't give a f**k. I don't give a f**k. I don't give a f**k. I don't give a f**k. I don't give a f**k. I don't give a f**k. I don't give a f**k. I don't give a f**k.

We are not dealing with the spread of pirated software.

I am now, if anything, in front of your eyes, this is Steam.

On the background, yes, black a little bit.

Opening files on purpose.

I am buying a license now.

In front of your eyes.

Therefore, no.

I condemn this piracy of yours, blyat.

Also, computers are polluting.

No, no, no, fuck.

But there is no speed.

Something Steam does not pump.

Something literally 140 gigabytes, but Steam does not download.

This is sad.

And there are people who do not understand my sarcasm at all.

You read the chat.

This is a pizdez.

How do you live on this planet?

Fuck, you probably take all my jokes really seriously, it's terrible.

Rish, do you have another Steam?

File.

This one doesn't work at all.

The only norm.

Well, as a norm, there's just no one here at all.

And about a thousand people.

Speaker 36

Well, as if there's... Che, Shma, today we'll play with traps, and then we'll clean up from viruses.

Achi, send a link if there will be no viruses.

No, we won't, we won't.

Speaker 13

I don't know how to throw a link.

Dear chef, do you have a referral in the bot?

I would probably post it in tiktok.

Speaker 22

There are, of course, plans for a referral.

It would shake the bot very much.

It would shake my income very much.

It would shake your income.

That is, it would be great.

But I don't know what Johnny is talking about.

Maybe it's because I have Vlasik on.

Wait a second.

I'll check it now.

Stop.

Start.

Speaker 29

Opa, chat fell off, fuck.

Is xbox not easier?

Speaker 22

No, not easier.

Yes, they just sent it to me.

I don't have anything at all and that's it.

And the chat is stuck.

What the fuck is this?

Thank you very much.

We have an event on the 23rd, right?

Did I write it correctly?

I remembered, buddy.

Therefore, subscribe to the buddy, please, so as not to miss it.

We will go bowling there.

Speaker 49

Yura, bro, what kind of stream?

We are all waiting for you for the test.

We have a pizdez here, go help.

Speaker 22

Vitya is the operator of the third class.

23rd, yes.

That's it, subscribe to the buddy, please.

But you will find out.

We have 25,000 subscribers and we are going to subscribe to our friend Lyokha, because he is going to have a cool event, a bowling tournament.

No fucking way!

Spoiler, Paradeich will win, as usual, so I told Lyokha right away, why the fuck are we all here?

It's kind of like a retreat, only in games, where you can just give him a victory right away and not arrange any shows.

Speaker 29

There is an interesting line in the conditions, GSC does not guarantee that there will be no viruses in the game.

Speaker 22

Let's fuck with him.

Fuck, I don't have a fucking download, bitch.

I don't download the game, fuck, who doesn't download it either, fuck, write a plus.

Maybe something with my internet?

Hello?

Distribution, get up for distribution, fucking your ass, fuck, go to hell.

Speaker 21

Suka blyat.

Speaker 22

Okay, let's just continue the stream, and I'll monitor the situation on the background somehow, so to speak.

Well, so to speak, not to f**k around and not to sit just waiting for something, right?

We will wait.

Watch the video.

Now let's watch.

And how else, blyat, without this.

So, you can get out of the cart.

Oh, blyat, what the fuck, blyat, where, blyat, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.

Some kind of shit, blyat.

Speaker 16

They didn't remember these situations.

And the moment when the guy refuses them, most likely, I remembered them almost for the rest of my life.

Speaker 38

Can you leave at least one thought in your mind?

Speaker 1

To die here?

Speaker 1

Yes, please.

Speaker 16

I either try to get away from this, that let's exchange numbers, or I give my second number, which is often almost always inactive.

I have never met any of my passengers.

It's like a position so that the girls don't think that they can do everything, they can get everything they want in Moscow.

That's what the girls often think.

They get it, because I read such comments under these videos, and I'm like, yes, he's gay.

How could you refuse?

This is the first time in my life.

I would immediately agree.

I see in the boys that, I don't know, as if all the boys are hungry, and I understand that you will offer it to him.

Yes, he's gay, if anything.

Speaker 22

This is not a matter of hunger, but of accessibility, probably.

Speaker 16

And free of charge.

Like this.

So this is the joke, you know?

Speaker 22

This is the fucking joke.

Many of you will not understand the whole point.

How does the human brain work?

I mean, fuck, you don't even have to go to a psychologist with comments about this.

The more difficult the availability, the more interest, fuck.

That's how everyone lives.

It's just like that, like, to the guy who, come on, fuck, anyone would merge, fuck, you know what I mean?

So don't think that if you were sitting there and you were offered, and you're like, fuck no.

Yes, maybe, of course, it would work, but the important fact is that it was easy, fuck.

And you can see it by the temperament or something else, you can see that the guy is serious, nice, important, does his job, got it?

It's just that such requests don't come to those who got it.

Something is stuck, and my chat is fucked up, 1 and 2, something is fucking wrong.

Speaker 9

You said you gave it to me yourself, thank you.

Speaker 15

To be honest, I condemn this behavior and such short skirts.

Please, give me the strength to withstand all this.

Speaker 22

Oh, Moscow!

Oh!

Advertising integration, blyat!

What's up, F5?

Do you know what else I like?

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He's like...

He's like...

He's like...

Thank you.

I need this behavior.

Maybe she was going from the club.

She's like, fuck, no one took it off.

Let the taxi driver fuck it up.

Speaker 16

Listen, you don't need to generalize it.

Speaker 22

Do you understand that these are different people?

For example, I can't say that I can hold responsibility for all women, but among those who are present here, you understand that there are guys who are now watching this stream and there are the same girls.

But in most cases, I interpret some kind of family values, so I can be sure that the majority... Hello, can you hear me at all, blyat?

My internet, blyat, fell to hell, just like a dog's shit.

Speaker 29

Hello?

Speaker 22

I'm on the Internet, blyat!

Write, Rish, write to me, I'm on the internet, fuck, can you hear me?

Yes, ah, well, that I, in short, voice the correct values ​​and that most of my adequate ones, which is such a shit, this is not a norm, you know, so generalize, well, this.

Speaker 12

Download.

Distribution.

Speaker 32

Download!

Speaker 1

Yes.

Speaker 32

The speed has increased.

Speaker 23

We won't give up.

Bitch.

Fuck, bro.

Speaker 16

About cheating at night, this is generally a favorite topic.

This is not only on the tariff of business, this happens on any tariff.

A girl sits down to me, it was not on business, she sits down, we go, she calls some friend.

Yes, I know.

Speaker 22

This is probably due to the fact that Poperla went, and my VPN got clogged.

Well, you understand, right?

Because to watch YouTube and upload at the same time, well...

It's hard for my fucking internet and VPN, for sure.

Ay, Misha, not clean, in good condition.

Ay, Lev, the main thing, in good condition.

Quietly, carefully.

Thank you, Frohich.

We used to go to the kitchen and didn't fuck, I've already answered that.

Rish, don't take it out.

Whom?

Speaker 19

Ah, I got it.

I'm talking about these assholes.

Okay.

Who build from themselves I don't know what.

Speaker 22

Fuck, but you hear, the price for such women is 0 rubles 0 kopecks after the phrase, no one refused us, fuck.

It's fucking how much the fuck you have there.

No one ever refused us, fuck.

I also had cases in my life, fuck, right here, well, in the ass, they said, but I refused.

But it wasn't like, you know, like, I'm like, yo, and they just say it to me.

It's in some company or something else, blyat.

With some, blyat, hints.

Well, that is, I see for the first time that they said it so boldly, blyat.

Usually it's all somehow carefully, blyat, presented.

Like, let's get to know each other, blyat.

Then there are clarifying questions, like, first you get to know each other, yes, yes, yes, cool, blyat.

I get to know many, like, bazaar zero.

But I build my own borders.

I'm a streamer.

There's a guy from some agency.

I'm interested in it.

Just like he's interested in being a streamer.

But I build my own borders.

If I see some bullshit, I'm like, oh!

I'll tell you how I do it.

I'm sitting like this and I'm like, fuck!

And any story, Chuvikha tells you, because I'm not interested in girls, guys.

And you're like, fuck, you know, like, we were in Japan with our girlfriend too, it was fucking awesome.

I had that.

That's it.

Well, like, most often, well, I've never had a person to continue.

But right there, fuck, it can be fucking shit, it's a fucking taxi.

Yes, it happens, but it's very rare.

It's very rare, it can happen once a year, but most of the time I'm just used to the fact that such behavior comes more from men, you know?

And here, as it were, who did not fuck, mostly such bullshit and men suffer, as it were, and this is also obviously condemned.

Therefore, in percentage, there will be so many fucking men for such a number of women, you understand?

Therefore, here.

Yes, guys, with such a speed, of course, it will be possible to come the day after tomorrow, to be honest.

Speaker 29

How much is she fucking there?

Speaker 43

Although...

Speaker 22

Although...

Now I think we'll watch the video.

Let's get out of YouTube, do something else.

Speaker 16

He says, finally, my friend was taken to the hospital.

He seems to have a stroke.

Everything is very bad there.

I think I will soon be able to get an inheritance.

It turns out that the woman is over 40 years old.

And the boy is 20 years old.

Speaker 22

Well, I think that, probably... And one more thing.

Chat, remember, if you ever have such an idea, such as going to Patrick's.

Throw it out of your head, please.

Patricks for me is just some kind of blyadovnya, what not to eat.

There, with this cheap luxury, why cheap?

Because everyone is fucking out there.

It stinks like shit.

I already told you about rich people, you will never in your life find out that they are rich.

There, fucking fucking, it stinks just every fucking meter.

I was there once, I myself did not understand that it was Patricks, I did not know what Patricks were, that we had such a thing, I did not know.

I knew that there was a bar street in St. Petersburg, like Dumsky and Rubinstein, but I had no idea about Moscow at all.

But having been there, having gone to some restaurant, it smelled like that during the day, to be honest.

Speaker 13

Hello?

Speaker 22

So this is not mine.

This is probably NetPerdit in general.

So mine is pumping with a speed of 5 megabytes per second.

And the stream goes 8 megabytes, blyat.

Come on.

The guy says, can you not pump there, blyat?

My ping says 3000.

Bro calls me.

Speaker 19

And I really don't give a fuck.

Speaker 22

This is another contingent.

Aizu toga in momen tiki konditsii nabral Aikras, chik nash rovnyi patsangl noe bez suety dvigaetsya.

Uh, son?

Mom?

Guys, I have a fucking internet problem.

Speaker 4

Taxi driver Kras-A.

Women are greedy and greedy people.

I actually live in a men's monastery.

I didn't make it at all.

I have a job.

Well, you can make anime-tyanochek.

Lord, save and preserve.

I judge, blyat.

Speaker 16

They come up and start kissing very strongly around the back door.

And I'm like, well, okay, I'm going.

That's it, I realized that they are like a couple.

I think, well, it's okay, all ages, as you wish.

We go home, on the way she picks up everything she loves, I'm already going, everything, I'm free from work.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Speaker 21

I don't believe this shit, blyat.

Speaker 16

There were a lot of moments when I had a girl, she was already going with her lover, a guy calls the girl.

Well, I didn't hear the guy say something to her, and she answers him, how can you suspect me of cheating, I gave you a reason at least once, and so on.

And she kisses another guy in the back.

And it's the same with men.

He says, yes, I'm at work today, I'm generally delayed, I don't even come today, I take him with some girl to a guest.

There was a funny case, three men sat down with me, I go home at night.

As I understood from the conversation, their wives stayed at home somewhere in the same apartment, and they went for a massage.

And they go and discuss, so, how are we going to go home now?

We need to wash away from the oil, we are all in oil, we will be burned quickly, we will all run into the shower quietly and we will all wash together to wash away, so that it all happened faster, so that no one would burn us.

Speaker 22

Fuck, less burning is to run into the bathroom in three people and wash in three people.

I would suspect that something is fucking wrong here.

These would probably be the last days when I, your wife, would let you and your friends flex somewhere.

And not that you changed a woman somewhere.

No, not at all.

What the fuck, three men come, three in oil and close themselves in the bathroom.

What the fuck is this?

Speaker 16

As if it seems that everyone is cheating on everyone that you can't trust anyone.

I was alone for two and a half years.

Speaker 22

By the way, that's where my house is.

I'm cheating somewhere there.

Right now I'm sitting at this moment.

This is filmed in the evening.

Eight in the evening already, if anything, I'm cheating, blyat.

When you see all this every day, you don't want to trust anyone.

Yes, I cheat on streams with my life and youth.

Which I could have spent, blyat.

For something more useful than watching videos like other people live, blyat.

Speaker 16

In short, what the fuck am I doing, blyat?

I could drink beer.

Speaker 22

That's what I told you about.

That's what I told you.

Take these in your mouth and fuck them up.

Find the only one.

The same with the girls, by the way.

Find the only one.

It absolutely works with everyone.

Speaker 16

I don't know, you won't do anything with it, just try to find the right one for you.

Speaker 9

I'm sitting now, drinking multijagodny smoothie for 700 cast.

On the street is my Lary Granta for 300 thousand.

I am in the city of Norilsk, Russia, in a house for 100 thousand rubles.

Soon the boss will start... 100 thousand rubles!

Speaker 23

...girls, and hope that she... Smoothie, fuck, for 700, fuck!

Fuck!

Speaker 16

And that's it, nothing left in Poland.

If a person wants to cheat, he will cheat in any case, you will never know about it.

I didn't agree with chicks, even when I was alone.

It is clear that now, when I'm not alone, I will not agree with anyone.

Such moments are practically constant.

If there are no sober girls at night, there is a high probability that they will start flirting with you.

But they become more interesting when the driver does not pay much attention to them.

Here!

Speaker 22

Do you understand what the joke is?

I said about it.

Speaker 16

I'm like, what's up with him?

Why doesn't he pay attention to me?

Speaker 25

Why doesn't he pay attention to me?

Dude, I'm going to suck your ass right now!

Speaker 22

He's like, no, I'm not interested in that.

Like this, fuck!

Like this, fuck!

He's like, no, I'm not interested in that.

Fuck, at least put a number on it.

He's like, do you trust me to open it?

Fuck, it's fucked up.

Fuck, there's a minus ego there.

Speaker 23

What the f**k is this?

Speaker 19

If I agreed to this, I would f**king kill you.

Speaker 22

He's even stronger.

Speaker 16

Thank you.

Speaker 22

No, he's a f**king bot.

You're a bot.

By the way, after the Steam update, go to ue.bot.

It's a great bot.

If you behave well now and follow me a lot, I'll be like that.

I'll go to my admin panel and throw money.

I will send money directly to the chat, activate it on the site ue.bot, if anything, authorize in advance so that it does not hang, this site will be yours, this is ue.bot, it is called ue.bot, you will now be left with a link, I will now send you a promo code, you will find a promo code where to activate

For free money that you can spend inside the bot on any service that my service provides.

My personal service.

My personal service.

Got it?

ue.bot In Telega you can get acquainted with a more extended... Fuck, what is it called?

assortment.

There are mobile games, spotify, xbox subscriptions, steam, mobile games, adobe photoloop, whatever.

Speaker 19

Now I'll give you money.

Speaker 29

First I need to go to the old version of the admin, because the new one is some kind of pizdez.

Speaker 22

So, I create a promo code.

For 250 rubles, let's say, 400 activation, 250 rubles.

So, how much is it?

It turns out minus money.

100,000 rubles, I just fucking created it.

Now I'll throw it in the chat, activate it on the site.

that is, 400 people will take 250 rubles, the rest will suck the eggs, here I throw it on the site, you will find where to enter it, you can use it to replenish yes, there is a large commission for the pizda fell shul no, it didn't seem to fall, I'll do a lot of people now, let's do it for 500 rubles and

Speaker 47

Frogich, I fucked up the site, you hear me?

Speaker 22

I created a promo code for more money than I have on the bot.

The site fucking fell.

Fuck, my mistakes are fucked up here.

So, for 500 rubles, 200 people, let it be.

How much money is this?

Fuck, the promo code is not created.

Fuck.

Speaker 29

Also 100,000 rubles, it turns out.

Speaker 22

Well, okay, 200,000 rubles, I'll throw it in the chat now.

Fuck!

I can't copy this promo code, the server doesn't answer.

Let me copy it, bitch!

Fucking pepega.

Websocket true, awesome.

Not in the bot, in the telegram, but on the site, go there, you need to activate it.

Here, I found it.

There is a promo code here, somewhere in the face, you need to go there, click on the site.

I don't know.

Am I in the chat or not?

The internet is fucked.

The site is down.

It can't be down.

Speaker 49

Oh, no, it's really down.

Well, then remind me later.

Monty, everything is there to shit.

Speaker 22

Now they'll throw you a guide on how to do it.

I'm so fucked up that I always have 200 people there.

Why did 3000 people come here?

It fell down.

This is my bot, if anything, write it down for yourself.

There are also subscriptions to Twitch for those who are abroad and it is profitable to take.

Change of region.

Well, in short, all sorts of shit is shown here.

I fucked up these Fortnite.

The trick is in the bot itself.

By the way, he also sends you ... Fuck your mother, blyat!

Speaker 27

Cloudflare fucked off!

Speaker 22

Fuck!

522!

I see this for the first time, blyat!

Frogich, bro, what, you stopped donating right away, huh?

Well, come on, go work, blyat, that's it, what to do.

That's it, fuck, guys.

Is it mine?

Or is it everyone's?

Guys, it turns out that only the bot who is in the cart is left.

I don't know how you will get there, because you had to go through the site.

Speaker 49

Hello, Vova.

I can ask you to say hello to me and my friends, Nastya and Yulia.

Speaker 29

Thank you in advance.

Nastya and Yulia, of course.

Speaker 22

Nastya and Yulia, hello.

Thank you very much for the donation.

And 20 hours of downloading.

Speaker 9

Wow, your mother's fucking hype.

Here's lagging, he's lying.

Well, then, fuck, I'll throw the promo code later.

Speaker 16

He says, no, I threw him, he earns less than 2 million a month.

Why do I need this bastard?

Speaker 49

Then maybe we'll look, not today.

Speaker 22

Although, maybe I won't even have time to give stalkers today.

Tomorrow then we'll give.

Speaker 16

They also have a lot of situations.

Those who stand on patricks and tell people that a man should be more.

This is what she tells, these two tell, let them not tell.

Maybe I'll come up with it, but no, when they discuss it with me in the car, less than 2 million, less than 5 million.

Why do I need such a man?

What can he give me for her?

2 million.

Speaker 22

Imagine that they are the same girls.

Just imagine that they are the same girls.

They are like, why the fuck do I need a guy who earns less than 5 million?

Oh, what a taxi driver.

I'll take you in my mouth.

Give me the fucking number.

Fuck, dude, I'll give you two rubles.

A million, if not less, you're a pauper.

Speaker 16

There was a moment when I introduced two gays.

It was at the airport, so we're going.

Speaker 4

That can't be.

Kushev, say hello to Evie Morris, boobie-baby.

Speaker 29

Evie Morris?

Fuck yeah.

Speaker 16

One guy, I would never say in my life that he's like that, but as they say now, he's a scuff.

Speaker 22

He's a scuff guy, and the other one...

There is a special category for gays, the designation of these guys.

They like scoops, but it has something to do with the bear.

Sugar Bear, I think, or something like that.

How do you know?

Fuck.

Believe me, I'm a streamer, I know, not because I'm like this.

Fuck, yes, I refused the girls, but the guys kick my ass after the stream.

I said, dude, I'll give you jazz right here in the taxi.

I don't have any money.

Speaker 16

It was all good.

Will you buy it for me?

Will you buy it for me?

I treat it like this.

You don't touch me, and I don't touch you.

And that's it.

Well, that's a normal reaction.

I had one gay guy who came up to me.

I drove up, saw that there was a guy, and he was like... Well, as I understood, he said, don't do anything.

He turned out to be waving that it was him.

Speaker 22

Hello, Vova.

Cool stream.

We are watching it now with the most beautiful girl, Masha.

Hello, Manya.

Fuck, bro, if... Well, my name was Masha.

And some faggot called me a fucking maniac.

I would have left this house right now.

It's like, I don't know, hello, now I'm watching with the most handsome boy.

What the fuck is this?

Hello?

Well, Alina, I don't download anything, but the Internet will hang, damn it.

Go to Roskomnadzor, Alina, why did you come to me?

I'm sitting with VPN, my stream is lagging, damn it.

So I can't download anything either, I'm watching a video now, damn it.

Alina, my speed is 1 megabyte per second, you hear me?

And in 30 minutes it will also pump with a speed of 2 megabytes per minute, if anything, nothing has changed from this, huh?

Speaker 29

Well, yes, Roskomnadzor will fuck us with the Internet, is it the first day we live or what?

Speaker 22

Come on.

I don't know, in Alina's opinion, I'll be playing S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

in 5 minutes.

Well, apparently.

Speaker 34

I only have 3% downloaded.

And it's downloading 2 megabytes per second.

Speaker 28

What the fuck is this?

The internet is lagging.

Why?

Speaker 1

Why?

Speaker 16

I open the door.

Speaker 34

She sits here.

And I f**ked this Masha yesterday.

F**ked, f**ked.

Ask where she was yesterday.

Speaker 26

After 11 o'clock.

I'm waiting for him, f**k, she's a f**king idiot.

Speaker 16

He sits in front and says, Ilya, you know, according to the rules, you were supposed to open the door for me.

I can't really appreciate your work.

You can be punished for that.

Then he starts, oh, there's a girl.

Ilya, you know, you can't hide emotions.

If you want something, you have to do it.

Open up to something new.

And that was it.

Open up to something new, give it to Vachko.

He says, yes, yes, I also paid attention, unfortunately.

And you can't tell him, get out of here.

And you try to stay a professional.

In the end, he said to me, think about it.

Speaker 22

I said, I'll think about it.

And that's it.

Speaker 35

Fuck, I like the fact that, listen, fuck.

Here we are, women, never cheat on the account of sex partners.

It's a matter of boys, everyone builds such formidable fuckers out of themselves.

1-0-0-5-0-0 women fucked, and in fact they are sitting in a fist, getting drunk.

Speaker 22

Well, the base is the base, by the way, but I also see some kind of generalization here, by the way.

I want to tell you this, and some are faggots, and the second one is also faggots, and live with it, and find not a faggot, blyat.

Only do you understand what the joke is?

The stick has two ends, as they say.

The boys are faggots that they fucked half of the planet, and the girls are faggots, do you understand what I mean?

Different topics.

By the way, these are called double standards.

Speaker 16

He went to look at naked men's asses.

I had some kind of Narcosha, he asked me... Hello.

Speaker 19

Hello.

Tell me, is it possible now to somehow confirm the account?

No, not at all.

Without the ability to write in the chat, we pay everyone in Chernobyl.

Speaker 22

No, you can't write in the chat, it's forbidden.

Speaker 16

5 times more than it costs in the store.

The light bulb in the store costs 20 rubles.

Speaker 22

Fuck, this is generous shit.

Speaker 16

I said, I'm going to get a deposit, I'll take it.

I see that my registrar is writing to me, I say, okay, if anything, everything will be fine.

I had a case because I often did not know in Moscow, when you have cash, you even forget to ask people for a payment.

I took the dude, I took him for a long time, something like a thousand for five, in my opinion.

And he had cash, I didn't pay attention to it.

And that's it, they went out with the girl, let's go.

I've been leaving for five minutes, and only then it comes to me that I didn't take his money.

I go back to this house, and at night, according to the tariff rules, you can't call the passengers if they forgot something, or something else.

And I understand that I will not go here in any way, and often people just don't pick up the phone in such situations.

How did you find out which floor?

Speaker 22

Blinked in the window.

Speaker 16

So you blinked to other people?

Two minutes later, a man came out and said, what?

Speaker 12

I say, what?

I forgot the money.

He, a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-

Speaker 49

to write in the chat without confirmation.

Buy a bag.

Base.

Speaker 16

Delivered.

Well, they always dialed, always gave everything.

There was one moment, a man left me a wallet.

I broke into the company, this wallet only cost 70 thousand.

Well, I put it, I think, well, such a man will definitely dial now.

I just went for lunch, well, do not dial, do not dial, do not dial, do not dial.

I went on to work, there was no call.

At 11 o'clock at night, no, at 10 o'clock somewhere, I decided to call myself.

Well, through the aggregator, I say, I forgot my things, he calls me, he says, I left it with you.

I say, yes.

He says, I've already interrupted everything about the taxi, I haven't thought about it at all, I've been at the exchange all day, such an important wallet, can you please bring it?

I say, no problem at all.

He brought it, he gave me 5,000, I think.

I said, well, thank you, that's it.

Speaker 22

I always give everything to everyone, because if you take someone else's, you will lose twice as much.

I also have a taxi, so my documents fell out, blyat, I'm standing in the airport, I think, blyat, where are the documents?

I call the taxi, he says, blyat, I call you, I call you, but I have a white list, but the call does not come, I say, blyat, man, I will give you two thousand, bring it right now, you are not far away, he says, no, no, now I will be fast, bullets, blyat, piu, I gave him two thousand, he says, that's it, man, do not lose, I say, thank you very much.

Speaker 16

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Speaker 22

Oh, fuck, it's so fucking delicious, huh?

Speaker 16

I gave jazz.

Something was leaking on the wall, on the floor.

The man says, is five thousand enough?

I say, yes, okay, that's enough.

He gave me five thousand, and Yandex also compensated for me with chemistry.

Fortunately, I don't have such a thing.

If I see such a thing, I don't have it either.

I'm normal, but such a thing is just ... Well, it sucks.

Yes, I eat.

Well, and he decided to clean the toilet, and not eat.

That's it, the work is over for today.

On Kutuzovsky Avenue, the man says, urgently slow down.

I said, I got it.

There is a warm toilet for now.

In short, dear, I recently found a tiktok, there is a girl who says, blyat, I put like a unit if

Speaker 22

A person didn't come to my house, he writes in the comments, so you could specify a place where it is forbidden to stand.

I don't care, I put one and I write in the comments, thank you, Yandex.

For the fact that, who didn't know, I'll tell everyone now, once and for all, fuck.

Taxi drivers also, fuck, rate you, fuck.

And they also put stars on you, fuck.

And if you, fuck, gave someone a one, and you behave like a fucker, you are also given a one, fuck.

Well, here.

And when you are given a one, you are selected by the same fuckers, who also have a bad rating.

That's how it turns out, fuck.

You do shit, so you roll with those who also do shit.

Understand?

Oh, fuck, fuck.

Speaker 16

I listen, sometimes people sit down and say, now there will be horror music, you are not going to, I say, you will not surprise me.

Because I listened to everything, and the Vladimir Central, and the newest rappers, and the Red Fog were included.

Who knows, who will understand what songs.

Speaker 3

Pasha, sit down.

I'm sorry.

Speaker 15

I told you I love you.

All the best, goodbye.

Goodbye, I love you.

I really love you.

Speaker 7

I really love you.

Speaker 16

No, they are so cool, so funny.

I agree with anyone.

From what I saw in the taxi, especially at night, probably I was more disappointed in people, in many.

You are from different people, from different societies, from the upper rich, from the lower.

And you see everywhere that people, while their second half, a girl, a wife, is sitting at home, they are going somewhere with someone.

Therefore, yes, probably to a greater extent,

I was disappointed in people, but Tanya made me understand from the very first moment.

Speaker 22

That's all, I have 4.95, but it's stable.

Either faggots, for whom the comments with the place need to be read, or in the living room, as if the homeless were faggots.

But it was the same.

My minimum rating was 4.8.

But it was after I got a call from my phone from a party, and I was fucking puking, but not on myself.

I asked, how do I do it, in short, as I remember, I'm like, fuck, you can stop, he's like, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, and I'm like, open the door, I'm a fan of puking, to be honest, because I'm okay with alcohol.

My body is fine.

Until I either don't sit down, or when I was sitting, I won't get up.

Got it?

I don't fucking know what it is.

Everything is fine for me.

If I was sitting, I can't get up.

If I was standing, I can't sit down.

This shit works weird for me, so...

Well, I'm not talking about prison right now, I'm talking about... 4k.

Speaker 19

Yo, that's fucking awesome.

Speaker 22

What's 4k?

Yo, that's fucking awesome.

Speaker 16

Someone donated $4,000 here?

Speaker 9

Thank you.

What the fuck is this?

In a week or two, I'll put you in jail.

Come on, make a DOS chat so that we can understand where the narrow throat is.

Speaker 22

The narrow throat is in your fucking ass.

Come on, let's go in.

I'm throwing a new promo right now.

Come on, ue.bot.

Come on, update the page, just for the sake of interest.

Okay, now I will throw a promo, get ready.

It went, it went, I throw a promo.

This is 500 rubles and 200 activation.

Only one of you activates.

That's it, you can spend anywhere.

Can I do more?

Speaker 49

Maybe you... Look, it's very important, as the driver says.

Speaker 22

Either you knock on the door, or you...

Don't shake your legs because it's snowing now, for example.

When you open the door, you always need to put your ass, legs around your leg and inside.

For this, some drivers are fucking respected.

I was told many times, thank you for this.

He says, why are you doing this?

I say, because I'm the driver myself.

He says, respect, fuck.

He says, every time they sit down with these, fuck, it's fucked up here.

What else?

Gently say hello, you always need to say goodbye.

That is, thank you very much for bringing everything.

Or you can throw something like, I'll give you a good rating.

That's it.

But the rating has the property to drop within two months or so, or once a month it drops, so it's always 5-0.

That is, you will not be shit all the time, and I would be for the fact that shit should always be constant.

Well, I also leave tea, so I have no problems with the rating.

If, for example, someone has been waiting for me for a long time,

Speaker 4

I have a rating from 5 to 4.

8 fell after a deaf-and-mute taxi driver himself came not there.

I also rode dangerously.

And at the moment I decided to show the skill of drifting and made 720 degrees to the glider.

Speaker 22

TAI!

In short, I made another promo.

Go to the site, I'll leave you the link again now.

Speaker 9

The best channel is down there.

Let's finish the boss 500, click the chat in the cart.

Speaker 22

I'm throwing it.

It's for 150 rubles, but it's for a lot of people.

What is ID?

You have your own ID in Telegram.

I told you to watch it in advance.

Speaker 20

Post and region, downloads in Steam, Ukraine or Kazakhstan.

Speaker 26

Downloaded in an hour.

What about them, blyat?

Well, you're a smart bitch, blyat.

Speaker 16

You didn't see anything?

You didn't see anything, guys?

Speaker 22

How was the site called?

Rish.

Ah, right, now, look.

Fuck, god damn the internet, fuck, please, god damn the internet, fuck, I beg you, fuck, let me in, I beg you, let me in, fuck, I have nothing on the internet, fuck.

I don't understand how the stream is going.

f**k your mother blyat very little blyat error in the activation of the promo code so it's already over blyat guys, are you f**ked up or what?

look look look blyat now they will only load me now look

Opa!

Chef, with moderation, bought an ad on the site, by the way.

That's how it is, blyat.

Uebotix, fuck, on testicles.

Have you seen, blyat?

That's how it is.

We had a task to make the banner look like shit, so... We have this kind of concept, you know, everything looks disgusting, so it's in our style, fuck.

Everyone does it for fuck's sake.

Why do it for fuck's sake?

It's normal.

We just put a fucking picture in the paint, fuck.

Here it is, fuck.

You have to do it for fuck's sake.

I work for fuck's sake, and for fuck's sake.

Last taxi, so that's all, we turn off the vpn, quickly download, oh, it's fucking accelerated, give me a code, guys, I've already given you 400,000, are you kidding me, I'm printing money, or

Speaker 4

Monty!

Monty!

Speaker 22

Here they explain to you how you can not find anything.

Here's a guide for you, they throw a guide for confirmation.

There will be no gg.

150 rubles.

Yes, use uibot.

So that I can throw promo codes.

Pay a healthy commission.

So, we have a crazy one there.

Fuck, guys, but something, in my opinion, today it does not download, I'll tell you that.

Right, not at all.

Why?

Because the speed is very low.

How long does it show?

21 hours, are you kidding me?

Plus, I still have internet.

As if my internet speed is minimal.

Oh, no, listen, it's up to 12.

Should I wait for a whole day?

It shows 4 hours now.

Every time it's less and less.

Speaker 29

Take me to Steam.

No, I don't want to.

Speaker 22

So that the fools don't fuck me up later.

No, you see it yourself, I think you have speed too.

You see, she dances like this.

Like this, straight fucking.

Speaker 36

Beep-beep-beep-ga-ga-ga, blyat.

Speaker 22

Wait, it's gonna get better.

Speaker 9

It's not gonna get better, there are 6,000 people.

Speaker 22

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Wee-wee.

Samadmin said, wait and we'll speed it up.

There's no way we'll speed it up, guys.

How can you speed up guys who give 5?

Like, it's unreal, blyat.

So, basically, that's it.

What else is there?

Speaker 8

He was in a taxi... What else is there?

He was in a taxi in Bangkok.

The driver was clicking seeds.

He was playing on the phone in the passenger seat.

And from time to time, he got into a car at a speed of 80 km per hour.

Speaker 22

Wow, fuck, that was some kind of Caesar, you hear?

He could do several actions at the same time.

You underestimate him.

As a taxi driver, you can say that this is really not a hobby.

So that he doesn't fuck around all his life.

And on the 22nd, by the way, there will also be an event when you can play S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

Speaker 29

Oh, tomorrow.

Tomorrow he will download it for sure.

Speaker 34

Oh, fuck, I'm fucking ashamed.

Speaker 22

I downloaded only 9, it still writes 5 hours.

Here, it also writes 5 hours for me.

And downloaded... How much?

Speaker 29

8 percent.

Speaker 22

Fuck, Vovan, why are you so young?

Fuck, you have a T-shirt like a 7-year-old.

All in the lights, hap-he-hip.

You are a fucking moron.

Speaker 19

Guys, we need help.

There is someone who is playing for Sklytica.

C-Sharp.

We need to give up the practice urgently.

And no one can help.

I will pay for it.

I really need help.

Speaker 9

Vovchik quit Hantico Post and Moebotik like Chips.

He wanted to ask you directly.

Why are you shy during Yax?

He said that he also uses Moebotik.

Speaker 49

They ordered a taxi at work at night.

Of course, chicano.

As a result, the driver on the traffic light came out of the car and started smoking.

The next day, the taxi driver takes some bottle and says, your health.

Speaker 25

Fuck, these stories are like Storybob.

We're going to watch a movie here.

What movie, Dyan?

Speaker 22

I also have a drunk taxi driver.

He says, let's go watch a movie.

I met a girl named Vova.

Now we are degrading together and going to raids.

By the way, this is also your subscription.

Oh.

It's fucking sad for your family.

My husband is playing World of Warcraft.

It's a grief in the family.

And here is my wife.

Horrible.

While you are playing, what to do?

Don't worry about me.

I'll figure out what to do.

My internet is in shit.

And my mouth too.

I don't understand why he lags like a bitch on youtube they say that you have a pre-order on the second what do you mean blyat I have a pre-order for fuck's sake and maybe they gave it to me for fuck's sake blyat, and I really got stalker from somewhere for fuck's sake and for fuck's sake I've pumped it up for fuck's sake

Speaker 34

I hope they gave it to me.

Speaker 22

Because I don't remember buying it.

So, maybe we'll download it, fucking cheese?

Fuck, my internet is fucked up.

My Steam writes that there is no internet.

Fuck, what the fuck?

Fuck, I'm going to download it right now, get the address.

What?

But it seems to me that they don't download anything here either, dudes.

But I don't have a provider anymore, fuck, no fucking, only MTS fucking.

Okay, I'll go out.

And if they gave me this, I can, like, give it back.

Speaker 25

Fuck, I'll do it right now, I'll do it right now, I'll do it right now, I'll do it right now, I'll do it right now, I'll do it right now, I'll do it right now, I'll do it right now, I'll do it right now, I'll do it right now, I'll do it right now, I'll do it right now, I'll do it right now, I'll do it right now, I'll do it right now, I'll do it right now, I'll do it right now, I'll do it right now, I'll do it right now, I'll do it right now, I'll do it right now, I'll do it right now, I'll do it right now, I'll do it right now, I'll do it right now, I'll do it right

Speaker 34

Think about this.

I'll say I didn't like it.

Speaker 9

I didn't like it.

The Internet is shaking because the chat went to the site.

A little more from those who download Stalker.

Speaker 22

Fuck, I don't know, dudes, I have something with the internet, fucking specific ass, some kind of speed test.

Now, probably, it will definitely hang, because I'm measuring.

No, the f**king speed is f**ked up.

Why is my internet not working?

Speaker 9

I don't get it.

What are you complaining about?

You had good taxi drivers.

My driver usually sits on his glasses as if he's driving for the first time.

Together.

Speaker 22

Oh, let me see how much the load goes here.

Speaker 49

Oh!

Oh!

Oh, fucking hell!

What the fuck is this speed?

Speaker 22

So, I just need you to then understand, strictly tell me to...

I'm there, you've already played for an hour, turn it all the fuck off.

Speaker 29

We live, we live.

Speaker 2

Boo!

You scared me!

Don't be afraid!

I'm a security guard!

I won't hurt you!

Come here!

Come to me!

Sit next to me!

Speaker 22

Let's fill up the form at the state service!

No fucking way!

I don't want to!

You have a good taxi driver, and he's an unusual guy with a driver's license and glasses, if he's driving for the first time.

It's mutual!

How much time is it?

Speaker 21

Fuck, an hour.

What the fuck, fuck?

Speaker 22

Can you leave the money back to the one who gave it to you?

I'm not fucking with you, maybe I pre-ordered it at all, I don't fucking remember.

And I'm sitting here like this, fucking speeding up, Nero, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Speaker 4

Hey, I have a suspicion that I really bought it, blyat.

I have two fucking accounts.

Speaker 49

Hey, Vova, I'll take the first T-Mobile up to 600k.

I chose three T-Mobiles.

Can you tell me the first T-Mobile?

It's Avensis 2.0, 150, two Mazdas... Dude, it's a good car to drive to the top, I think.

Why are you so angry?

Speaker 22

I'm just kidding.

Who?

Fuck, when did I buy this?

Fuck, I can't even see it.

Speaker 49

Contra-strike, Contra-strike, glass, no more room in hell.

But the funny thing is that my SMS code doesn't come to the number.

I can't even get to the QR code.

I enter the number, wait for the code, and there is no code.

There is trouble in this.

Speaker 22

Once human, damn, donate, no room.

Damn, this is a pizdez.

How many Georgians do I have?

Can I, damn, if I pre-ordered a long time ago, like, I can, like, say, go the fuck away.

From here is my stimulus.

Yes, no, well, I don't see this game at all, it should be displayed here, Indica has already finished.

And how long has the pre-order appeared?

Can you tell me the approximate dates?

I'm just going to finish them now.

You can delete it from the account.

So what, do I need to return the money instead of deleting the account?

Speaker 49

I know how to delete it.

Speaker 18

Guys!

Speaker 49

Guys!

I came up with it!

I'll buy it now.

Well, I already bought it, or they gave it to me, I don't know.

Speaker 34

In short, I'm going to download it quickly, copy the folder to the desktop.

Speaker 23

And will it start like this or not?

Speaker 12

Chik-Chirik, thanks for the stream.

Awesome, bro, for the nickname.

Speaker 22

I've already reached the finals, I don't know where.

Can I poke at the game itself and see where it is from?

With quick access, and not through history.

Well, 34 minutes, guys, on the library page, go to support.

And there you will see.

Ah, go to the game page, in the library, there.

Where, blyat?

In the library, there is support.

Now I'll see where it is, blyat.

Speaker 32

And where to look, blyat?

Speaker 22

I really bought the ultimate for them, I have 5 chats again, yes, what is it, but if it says I want for a stop, but where is the button I want a refund

I wrote, I want to delete this game forever from my account.

That's it.

here I found everything I found guys there is a button here everything is there, in short, you need to press this thing I want to delete and then such no, I changed my mind or I wanted to return the money

Speaker 29

Well, we're waiting for it to download, fuck.

Speaker 22

You won't get your money back, fuck, more than two weeks have passed.

This is some kind of complete bullshit if the pre-order was made, fuck, two years ago.

And I couldn't know if I liked this game or not, what the fuck, fuck, well, this is complete shit, it shouldn't be like that.

This is bullshit.

It's logical that two weeks from the release.

Imagine, you pre-order a game, it comes out in two years.

And you're like, f**k, you run it, and you don't like it, and you're like, f**k, what the f**k. And Steam will tell you, get the f**k out of here.

It shouldn't work like that.

This is complete bullshit, are you fucking kidding me?

Okay, the bottom pleases me here.

This is fucking speed.

There is nothing left to pump, generally fierce.

Twenty-five minutes.

Internet stopped this one, well, fucking.

Okay, but we need to make a report from the moment, I'll click this there.

Well, thank you, by the way, now I know how to watch quickly.

Before, as an idiot, I constantly clicked on my account, then about the account, then the story of purchases, and sat scrolling this all the time.

Then I clicked on the position, clicked to request, it turns out that there is support for the game and everything is already there.

Yes, I stream from prison, tomorrow at 3 o'clock it will be approximately, so here.

Speaker 29

And here, by the way, it's very sad for Torrents.

Oh, from where?

For whom?

Speaker 22

5 hours, blyat.

Well, that's of course... That's of course sad.

When will the animatronic ebot appear in the lower left corner?

Never!

I will have a overload on the screen, that's for sure.

Hey dude, tell me who's watching you on YouTube and wrote in the comments about... Oh, thank you dude, I would sit like this now, and tomorrow would be even better.

It turns out I have it from somewhere.

And if you believe my Steam, it was bought on the 1st of November, I think.

And then I was introduced to...

The internet fell again, fuck.

Fuck, what the fuck is going on?

Fuck, I don't know, it's either something stuck to me Or what?

Why is my internet lagging today?

I'm fucked up, my chats are constantly falling off the map

Speaker 49

Everything seems to be working.

It turns out you don't want to, it's a pity.

I just didn't want to find out about the first test.

Speaker 22

Derevo, blyat, I don't need your, uh, your device, vitu, rapey, hole.

It will cut to the router, the code is open on it.

No, I don't need that, thank you very much.

Everything is fine, you can roll the money.

Then I'll do it smartly.

You know how?

I'll play for a bit, leave the computer for the night, it will download, I'll ask for a refund, my files will probably stay, and tomorrow I'll fucking transfer all the saves.

Speaker 23

This will be W. With my mind?

Speaker 29

Really with my mind?

Why 89?

Speaker 19

Thank you, chat.

Confirmed the account through the browser.

But I spent money on 6 months of subscription, the money was written off, and the subscription was not made up.

Who is a fool?

Speaker 49

Vova, jokes are jokes.

And I live in Lugansk and have been watching your streams with VPNs for a week only after 12 o'clock, plus or minus.

Twitch is banned and you can turn off the VPN and watch without it.

Speaker 22

What you don't want to buy.

But I don't even like it, blyat.

It's just that they threw it away.

Well, it turned out that it was bought, blyat.

This is the most fucking raffle, blyat.

But there are advantages in this.

I just thought, I'll do it all quickly now.

Repackage there.

And he, bitch, doesn't pump at all.

Right, blyat.

прям блять я не знаю нахуй это и с такими темпами он даже и завтра не скачается еще к вечеру там блять кто сейчас сидит ну я думаю вы видите что там происходит там вот так вот хуебит

There will be a raffle, imagine if I have shit like Zlova.

I'll press it now, and he'll say, go fuck yourself, there's no 4090 memory, blyat.

Here, blyat, we'll sit here for a long time.

100%, I have the same assembly as he has, almost one-on-one.

Blyat.

And I know what kind of mistake it is, because, yes, I realized that I would return the money, I will do so, if anything.

In what language will you play?

Well, I don't give a fuck, we'll choose.

I also thought English, because I don't understand anything.

There are subtitles, right?

It seems.

Okay, Ukrainian voice, okay, that's how it will be.

Or is it more, well, in short, it's just like that, well, you can understand something or not.

Okay, got it.

Okay then.

What are we waiting for?

Rudin, it's not falling yet.

Speaker 28

What the fuck is this?

Speaker 27

What the fuck is this?

What a video memory!

What a video memory, damn it!

What the fuck is Video Memory?

I have fucking 4090!

Speaker 23

What the fuck is this?

This is a classic for Unreal Engine.

Just a classic.

Oh, your fucking mouth.

Speaker 22

But I also remembered...

RENATKA?

Something went wrong in my head.

Look at the reviews.

Let's see.

Let's open it.

Mostly positive.

I couldn't even start the game.

10 out of 10.

Memory, memory, memory.

Speaker 28

This is an angry comment.

Speaker 22

So.

Chromite optimization.

The English sound is played very strangely.

I don't recommend buying and playing it yet.

I'll tell you right away, I'm not a stalker player.

Come on, run to make a patch, and this is crazy.

Prod 114, 165%...

But I heard that there is something wrong with the performance, blyat.

Of course.

By the way, do you know what I'm waiting for?

I'm waiting for the release of 9... 9... 5... 0... X3D.

Speaker 21

Next year it will come out, I'll buy it.

Speaker 22

And welcome to M5, finally!

I'll fuck this fucking Intel without thinking at all.

I hate Intel, fuck, bitch.

There's always some fucking shit happening on it.

I'll fuck it without even thinking.

Will you play Pirates?

What Pirates, bro?

This is a license, can't you see?

Ah, I got it.

I'll patch it tomorrow.

And I'll give it away.

I have no idea why the weight is so big.

What the fuck is there for 150 gigabytes?

I just have it.

I just have a question.

Is everything in 4K?

What's wrong with Intel?

Well, first of all, it burned out on me, and secondly, it constantly gives me some kind of shit.

There is a 120 degree tilt, as they said, if there is a virus, then the developers are not responsible.

Fuck, then I don't see the difference where to download, in Steam, fuck, or...

150 gigs of trojans, fuck.

And I have 7TV, I fucked up, class.

People just write letters to me.

Cool.

Is there a pill in the repackage or what?

I don't understand this fact.

Slash refresh, come on.

What month is it now?

Fuck, it's November.

My chat is dead again.

Fuck, I don't know, I'm going to leave this fucking provider, he just fucked me up, I'm telling you.

The fucking gigabit is connected, I pay 1500 a month, for what?

For the fact that he constantly fucks me up?

Fuck, he fucked me up.

There's always some shit falling down.

Something's hanging up.

Welcome to MTS Home, guys.

Speaker 23

Twitch.

Speaker 22

What do you mean?

I didn't buy the game, I swear.

I bought it, I forgot about it.

I was sitting there like an idiot, playing it.

Speaker 29

Nah, we'll give it up.

What's up?

What's up with the admin of Steam and the game?

What's up?

Speaker 22

I confirm that it's a witch.

My chat is working fine here, but it's not working on that PC.

How can it be Twitch?

Let me try something else.

Fuck, guys, I already gave away 300 pieces, I can't do that much, I don't have that much money, I gave everything away.

Like, it looks like for you that everyone activated for 150 rubles, and for me, like, well, for the number of activations, there's like a good amount of money flying out.

How much time is left?

Oh, 14 minutes, fuck you.

So, what about the music?

Music, music, we need some normal one.

Smudo, did you give it back?

No, of course, fuck.

Bitch, how to give something back on VK Play, fuck.

I fucked it up so much that no one bought it.

By the way, there was an update for the game.

And you know what?

The game is still fucking shitty.

Well, it's an ad for W, but I don't think it's an official ad.

This is where the child tells the teacher in the school that you shouldn't do this.

Fuck, how do you know this?

You shouldn't do this.

How did you change the Steam interface?

In short, you need to put a patch there.

Damn, maybe turn on some memes?

But now, dudes, I can't turn on memes, because YouTube is fucking unavailable, I have to turn on VPN, now everything will fall off again, fuck, we sit like this for 13 minutes.

Oh, fuck, we will sit for 12 minutes and eat goats like dippins.

TikToks, fuck.

Oh, it's for me to connect to the scum.

Look how the fucking guy flies with a knife in Minecraft.

VK-videos?

What are you talking about?

What VK-videos?

Let's wait, we've been watching about taxi drivers for an hour.

That's it, everyone is silent.

We're all sitting in silence.

Everything is quiet.

We sit in silence, blyat, listen to music.

These are memes, this is another matter.

I will watch with you.

Blya, ebany, this is how to stop blyat.

W moderation.

This is the first time I'm watching a video like this, to be honest.

Glass and minus.

Good.

It's fucking hard to watch a video that you can't stop, bitch.

Speaker 42

Are you married?

Speaker 23

Are you married?

Speaker 42

Are you married?

Speaker 41

Are you married?

Speaker 42

Are you married?

Speaker 22

I'll find a way to stop it, wait.

Speaker 23

F**k, no way.

Speaker 42

F**k.

Speaker 22

Ha, it's fucking funny.

Speaker 42

Fuck off.

Speaker 40

social credit by the way

Speaker 42

Blyat, in my opinion, something either rolled down, or what the fuck is this?

Speaker 22

The guy caught the foil.

Lezap seems to have rolled down, no?

Speaker 26

Hello, why?

Put a pause, blyat.

Hello, put a pause, blyat.

Speaker 22

Anyone?

Thank you.

Blyat, so 7 minutes fucking left.

Blyat, I ... Bitch, how long is it?

It's just a fucking.

Listen, there were 7 and there are 7 left.

Is there something else, hello, moderation, something else, a cooler video?

We don't like it, we want something else.

Can people, or unusual memes?

On Unusual Memes.

Or with cats, some cool selection.

Good morning, friends.

Speaker 33

Anton Sarvachev is with you.

Speaker 22

And now, in three minutes, I'll try to tell you how not to go to jail.

Fuck!

I'll fucking give it back!

Fuck, you fucked it up!

Is there a normal video?

Or... Fuck, I'll fucking give it back to you if you fuck up.

And we won't watch Stalker today.

But we'll have to watch it tomorrow.

No, I'm not su, the problem is that I'm not su, the problem is that I wrote a post and forgot that I bought the game.

They also gave it to me at home, by the way, and then I looked, it was really bought on the first day of the last fucking year.

I somehow drank water from such a thing, it's some kind of strange taste.

From this bottle, from this.

Well, not from the bottle, but I shot myself in the mouth like this.

And for a long time Bartik, will there be another cat?

This is some kind of, well, well, a cool cat, but he's some kind of bum.

Speaker 23

Is the cat going to be fluffy?

I fucked up.

At least.

Speaker 22

Download the video and wait.

That's it, I've already seen it, it's the second time.

Speaker 40

I am Schnappi, the little crocodile.

I come from Egypt and I lay right next to you.

First I lay in an egg.

Then schnie, schna, schnappi, I am free.

It's Rish.

Schnie, schna, schnappi, schnappi, schnappi, schnappi.

Schnie, schna, schnappi, schnappi, schnappi, schnappi.

Schnappi, das kleine Kuckudi.

Hab scharfe Zähne und davon ganz schön viel.

Schnappi, weißt du, was ich schnappen kann?

Ja, schnappst du, weil ich das Kuckudi kann.

Schnappi.

Speaker 22

Guys, what's the point of the equipment?

I can't even turn on anything, the moderators just turn on everything for me.

What else will they turn on?

Just, fuck, we need to make some kind of day when the moderators will do some kind of shit, just elementary, and that's it.

Just sit and watch this shit and let them interact.

They can technically do anything here.

Put any pictures.

Vova, what about the purchase of the key from the third-party site?

Yes, it will be.

Speaker 8

They put you in prison.

For life.

Hello, Vova.

Here you are advertising IOTA.

Yes.

I use one SIM card from it, well, the Internet, of course.

Your stream with this Internet does not load me.

Speaker 26

Why mine, f**k?

Speaker 22

That's f**ked up.

Guys, don't worry, this guy is f**ked up.

Speaker 9

His father locked him in the basement, the internet doesn't work there, everything is fine.

Speaker 22

Got it.

Speaker 28

A whole minute!

Come on, get ready, fuck!

Speaker 22

Come on, get ready, fuck!

And immediately this shit too, fuck.

Continue.

Ops, play, run forcibly.

Everything went, let's go.

So, your bets.

Will it start or not?

But first I will need to copy the game.

Speaker 49

And...

Speaker 43

Where?

Speaker 22

Chat is stuck again.

Chat, do you know what?

I suddenly understood such a pattern.

As soon as I turn on this blue thing, which also pumps my game somewhere else, because I'll return it here, it pumps my blue toy and fucks up my chat on the second computer for some reason.

Speaker 49

Max Tubik, say hi to pz.

Speaker 22

To who?

Max Tubik?

No, thanks.

Speaker 8

Don't drink kek.

Speaker 43

Here we go!

Speaker 27

Let's do it now.

This is necessary.

Why would I copy Eternity?

Speaker 22

What is your microphone model?

7dB.

Why?

I fucking explained to you why.

I'll let everyone play.

wait for the patch on I doubt that it will come out tomorrow like as usual now the patch of the first day is not given on the first day if you pay attention to the patch of the first day comes out a week later for some reason there is a defense there is no

I'm copying it so that I can combine it later.

First of all, who is the programmer?

Me or you?

Me.

Don't f**k around.

Ivan Zola.

Me and Ivan Zola.

Two programmers.

The rest are f**kers.

Speaker 29

Okay, f**k.

Speaker 22

Fuck, at least not like Arthur, fuck.

Speaker 9

2012, I watch TV.

2015, I watch YouTube.

2018, I watch YouTube reactions.

2021, I choose a streamer who watches YouTube.

2024, I watch a streamer who shows videos.

Where did the technique come from?

Speaker 22

The computer is stuck.

The computer is stuck, fuck.

Speaker 29

Oh, it's okay.

Speaker 22

Okay, let's play for an hour.

We'll play tomorrow.

Got it?

Basically.

It seems to me that the game won't work for me at all.

Fuck, if it's the same as the first parts, fuck, oh, I just fucked up the first one, fuck, I didn't like it at all.

This is the top, fuck, well, please, you will tell me now, here, too, fuck, you need to walk, read these texts, fuck, suffer some kind of shit.

Speaker 29

Oh, fuck, what the fuck did I do then, fuck, I pumped it.

Speaker 22

Sobchat?

It's impossible to spoil here, sobchat, fuck it.

What were you waiting for?

Well, when I saw bread in 4K.

Yes, I was waiting, I'll be honest.

I thought, maybe, I hoped that the guys who left GSC, they did Metro, and I thought, damn, the same game will come out as Metro.

And the subway for me is just a fucking cannon.

Here's Exodus, I say, I'm right on it, I would play it again now.

This is the atmosphere in the train.

I thought, damn, well, cool.

So, some kind of policy that your mother is fucked in the ass and the money will be transferred somewhere else.

Fuck.

And how to accept it, fuck?

What the fuck, fuck, how?

AC.

So, the first thing I see is that there is no Russian language.

And they are here!

What the fuck?

Wow, holy crap.

Dynamic range.

What is this?

Fuck, let it be medium, I don't give a fuck.

Color correction.

Oh, this is for some guys.

Well, should we put English or Ukrainian?

Choose I don't care I, in principle, English generally jumps off my teeth, I know everything That's it, let's put Ukraine then Thank you for the pre-order, blyat, in nature, fuck So, now I will check the graphics Blyat, epic, there is a suspicion that ...

There is GG, it seems to me The computer will be fucked

Let it be turned on.

FSR-3.

Let it be FSR-3.

I'll play quietly.

I can't hear anything myself!

Is it okay like this?

...who are equally interested in the plot and combat clashes.

Fuck, who am I?

Fuck, I'm a pussy.

I need a newbie.

Okay, let's take a regular one.

Fuck graphon, why did everyone say that graphon is shit?

Turn off the server.

My computer exploded.

Speaker 48

And the last question, Doctor.

Fuck, but it works fine, by the way.

Do you know that the perimeter around the zone is enough?

It's not lagging at all.

Speaker 11

Listen, the Zone has been stable for years.

Besides, we wouldn't have established the most advanced institution in the history of mankind if we hadn't guaranteed its safety.

Can you drive here by car?

As the head of the scientific research institute of the Chernobyl Anomaly Zone, or short for Indychaz, I believe that the miracles we bring to the world cover all risks.

How big are these risks?

Shit, fuck.

The Zone is opening a new, completely different world.

Of course, we can ignore any changes.

But tell me, do you want our ancestors to remember us as warriors?

Or as those who expanded the horizon for the good of all mankind?

Speaker 24

The emergency services are on their way.

The number of injured...

It's atmospheric, by the way.

Let's remind our listeners that this is the second incident.

They call on the population to stay calm and assure that the situation is under complete control.

Speaker 22

But wait, this is not the graphics of the game, this is just a pre-recorded video, as I understand it.

Speaker 26

Or is it fucking in the game, I don't understand.

Oh no, it was fucking in the game, the rendering, fuck.

Speaker 22

Can you see anything?

Are you alive there?

Yes, yes, I'm alive, fuck, yes.

Speaker 32

It's okay, it's okay.

It was bustling today.

I don't want to.

Speaker 22

Why should I turn off FSR?

Try without swearing.

Speaker 32

a special artifact

I forgot his name.

Speaker 23

What a bogeyman!

Speaker 32

Who missed 220 through the Gypsy?

Creosan has to go on the rubber.

Speaker 22

Bro, you're going crazy now.

Speaker 32

Fuck, I don't fucking understand.

Fuck, I was looking for what the fuck to choose.

Speaker 22

I thought I would understand by ear, I don't understand anything.

Speaker 41

Oh.

Speaker 22

He said it doesn't matter.

Fuck!

Speaker 32

I was told I would understand everything.

Do you know what this scanner cost me?

If this is not an artifact, then it will spread to the fucking mother.

I will not allow my achievements to go through you in the wind.

Speaker 42

I will not allow you to interfere with all evil.

Speaker 33

Calm down.

This stone gave me a new home.

Get out of here.

We are wasting time.

Speaker 22

I don't want to play when they're here.

Speaker 32

Get to the bunker.

The accident will explain what to do with Skano.

He's already waiting for you.

Speaker 42

Good luck.

Speaker 41

прикольно ой а чё за пиздец а

Speaker 23

I don't know, maybe I'll try it like that.

Speaker 43

Oh!

Speaker 22

F**king input lag, but at least...

Speaker 49

What the fuck is this shit?

Wait.

So, how do I throw the bolt?

Speaker 22

Fuck, what am I pressing?

I don't fucking understand.

Z to the left, C to the right.

Who came up with this?

I wasted another one.

How do I turn on the flashlight?

Speaker 21

I can't see shit!

Speaker 22

Oh, I got it.

Turn on the middle mouse button.

To be honest, it's unreal to play without frame generation.

Oh!

Genius!

189 IQ move.

I thought it would be impossible now.

Speaker 41

Oh, the asshole died.

Speaker 22

What?

Oh, fuck!

Oh!

So, how do I take my gun now?

Wait, what the fuck?

Why?

Oh, fuck, this is a game for smart dudes.

It's been five minutes since I played, and I'm already dead, if anything.

Just so you know.

I don't know, I'm collecting something.

Why do I throw it in my inventory?

Okay, fuck it, let's go.

Where's the chelix?

Speaker 27

It's dead.

Let's pick it up.

Fuck, take everything!

Speaker 22

Fuck, it hurts!

Oh, fuck.

Okay, let's go.

Did I drink beer?

Okay.

Speaker 26

What the f**k?

Speaker 27

I'm f**king down.

Speaker 22

F**k, f**k, f**k.

Fuck, what the fuck, I just came in to play, well.

Look, I put a collage, like, oh, that's it.

Everything is so slow due to the fact that frame generation is on.

Very slow.

And also, considering that I didn't play the original S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

at all, because I didn't like it.

Is there any loot here?

Can I loot here at all?

Oh, you can.

What, do you have a man?

Fuck!

Wait a second, wait a second, why did I take him?

Speaker 29

Oh, f**k. He's just lagging.

What?

Speaker 22

I don't read.

I don't understand what you want.

Increase brightness.

Maybe I should change the interface to Godic.

But the interface is just f**ked up.

Look at this.

Oh, f**k, it's bandaged again.

I don't remember how to turn on the interface.

I've already forgotten, to be honest.

Speaker 29

Oh, there's a ladder here, God.

Speaker 22

Oh, quiet, quiet, quiet.

Fuck, there's a guy who just fucked up, you hear?

I'll sit here.

How do you throw these nuts?

I'll reload just in case.

Oh.

It's free.

I'll take my AK-47s with me.

We need to get everything.

We'll sell it later.

Speaker 32

I hope there's no overweight here.

Speaker 22

I don't get it.

I don't think it'll be that easy.

Speaker 33

But I'll figure it out.

Speaker 22

But from the interface, the wheel of this choice of weapons is just cringe, to be honest, dudes, I'll tell you that.

Like, fuck, the 25th year is coming.

And it looks like they did it on my GTA project.

Speaker 33

What the fuck was going on here?

Speaker 22

What is it, guys?

Contradictory, take it.

The sound is f**ked up.

Did you hear it?

It's cracking.

I'm a simple person.

Can I take everything?

I'll just take everything.

I don't give a f**k. And I'll take everything from this one.

I took everything.

Well, what's up?

Where did you disappear?

Speaker 33

Negoda is dead.

Like the rest of the Channels.

Speaker 22

And I'll take this one.

Speaker 33

Be quiet, man, don't yell.

Speaker 22

We'll figure it out now.

What to do here?

In short, it is not yet clear what items are taken, what are not taken.

They just stand as traps.

Now I will probably be caught by some babayka.

Speaker 5

Hey, Negoda!

What's up?

Did you get Herman's client?

Tell him that the new exit is at the new point.

And at the new point, the account is new.

Speaker 33

Negoda is dead.

I'm Herman's client.

Speaker 5

Well, you guys are a bunch of liars.

I've never liked the earth to this wise man.

So, wait for the client.

And you, Herman, at least explain what to do with the coordinates.

Yes, I'll figure it out myself, come on, somehow.

I have a chat.

Correct answer.

Oh, ouch.

Well, and the plug is already on.

Speaker 22

But, by the way, the voiceover is cool, but the sound is also a problem, it cracks, blyat.

Speaker 1

Did you get it?

Speaker 1

Hope so.

Speaker 33

Further, only more difficult.

Oh, okay.

Because before that everything was easy.

Speaker 22

Like, like, it sounded very good.

Find the detector for the beginning.

This is a bunker.

What kind of detector for the beginning, blyat, I don't understand anything, okay, I don't care, I think they'll draw me here on purpose.

Speaker 32

You need to get an artifact that will protect you from radiation.

What the fuck?

I don't get it.

Speaker 22

Okay.

Is he behind the wall or what?

Okay, I'll try not to die here somehow, to be honest, but I'm already fangirling, to be honest.

Wait, there's some kind of grass growing there.

Is this a canopy?

Use it, fuck.

Speaker 21

What the fuck, use it, I don't understand, what the fuck is this?

Speaker 22

Fuck, what the fuck is drawn there?

Speaker 26

I don't understand what to use.

Speaker 22

Fuck, should I fuck the bottle?

It didn't work for your health, it's not right.

Maybe this one?

Oh, f**k, they are bad guys, they didn't know how to turn off the radiation, f**k. I should have just f**ked up the water and everything would be fine.

So, to be honest, something pissed me off a little.

Oh, the world has become more colorful.

Who is yawning?

Speaker 26

F**k, f**k, okay, f**k. Oh, f**k, not here.

F**k, there's a pig infected.

Okay, that's it, I don't have a second bottle, keep that in mind.

Speaker 22

F**king medicine.

I have some kind of medicine.

F**k, f**k, that's it.

Is this it?

A first-aid kit.

No, what's this?

A scientific first-aid kit.

What's this?

Energetic non-stop.

Oh, I think I need to use this one.

Okay, I'll swim now.

Wait, what?

Ah, the animation just crashed.

Okay, let's go, let's swim.

Something tells me that I don't need to swim.

I won't get there.

I need to do something with this thing.

You see, it's flashing, as if I need to... Fuck, how do I...

No, don't ask, I just sat down, I ate food.

I don't know how I pressed the key.

Where is the artifact?

So here it is, this fucking artifact, what am I supposed to do with it?

There is a mark on top.

Well, here I see this mark, it shows me over there.

Mushrooms, can I?

No, you can't collect mushrooms.

Oh, my dad is lying there, snoring.

Why can't I jump?

Got it, stamina.

I think I have to go back.

Speaker 26

Fuck, it's on its own.

Speaker 22

Guys, should I go to the middle?

Speaker 29

I'm afraid to die.

Speaker 22

And what?

Oops, I found something.

Guys, I feel some kind of shit is about to attack me.

Speaker 27

Oh, fuck!

Speaker 22

I don't understand why it flicks.

Oh, f**k. F**k, it covered me, guys, a little bit.

Oh, f**k!

What the f**k?

Speaker 26

F**k!

Go f**k yourself!

Speaker 22

F**k!

Speaker 26

The f**k is invisible, f**k!

Invisible!

Invisible!

F**k, I'm f**ked!

Oh, f**k, I'm f**ked!

What the f**k?

Where the f**k are you?

Speaker 22

You're f**king dead.

What the f**k are you doing?

And that's it?

She's pretty hardcore, by the way.

Oh, the mushroom is activated.

So, I guess I'll leave just in case.

Speaker 27

Fuck, I killed him, fuck!

Speaker 22

No, he's not alive anymore.

Oh, fuck, fuck.

Why is the game so difficult?

It's very difficult for stupid people.

I already died twice, and the game is just starting.

Put the artifact.

Now.

Wait, not all at once, I just get used to the control.

It's very strange here, actually.

So, I'll go away.

Speaker 41

Don't wait.

Speaker 33

It seems so.

Listen, charging is always so unnoticeable.

Speaker 22

And what does this artifact give me?

Speaker 21

Who the fuck is yelling at me in the ear, I don't understand.

Speaker 26

Who is there?

There is some kind of shit.

Speaker 22

Now we'll check the intelligence.

Speaker 23

Guys, I'm here, come here, faster.

Oh.

Fuck.

Look, he's running, fuck.

Speaker 26

Are you fucking crazy?

Oh f**k!

They are running away!

I thought they would come right there.

Speaker 22

I don't give a f**k. I don't have a lot of HP.

I need to get out of here.

Speaker 26

F**k!

He is alive!

Speaker 22

Fuck, I'm fucked.

How much HP does he have?

I think he's dead.

Let's take it.

Let's take this one too.

Oh, we need to put this one down.

No, we need to take this one.

Take it.

Steam overlay, open and look at the FPS.

The FPS is very bad, if anything.

Well, I don't even have an overlay.

Something went wrong, you see, blyat.

I don't even fucking know what it is, blyat, at all.

Speaker 29

Okay.

Speaker 22

I need to change the stream color.

Wait a second.

Better?

Yeah, just like mine.

A little darker, though.

I'll paint it a little more.

Fuck, OBS is stuck.

Speaker 29

Let's wait a little bit.

Yeah, just like mine.

Okay?

Speaker 22

To be honest, there is no FPS.

Fuck, it's just some fucking shit, I don't even know.

Can I try to turn on Riva Tuner now?

He seems to need MSI there.

Or I need to go back to the game.

In short, here.

Can you see?

No.

What can be seen, but it freezes.

Fuck, he fell.

Who is singing, I don't understand how it is inside.

Is this a barge or what?

I don't understand.

This dude died while I was playing torrent.

Not there, the second floor.

I'll climb up now.

How do you know where to go?

Is there a parkour here?

Can I climb up, catch something and just climb up?

I can't climb up like that now.

I need to throw the barrel up.

I still don't have a parkour here, but okay.

Fuck, well, in short, I thought I was going to climb the roof now, fuck.

Okay, I'll try to go around here, maybe there's something here.

Fuck, I'm an idiot.

Fuck, I can't get in here either.

What the fuck?

I thought so.

It was so planned, guys.

Empty boxes.

Fuck, where is the sound coming from?

I don't understand.

Upstairs?

Phew, so good.

Taking.

Now it's clear that I have to go there.

The hint is not bad in the form of light.

In this hole, of course, I would not really want to get in.

There is also no bullet.

Speaker 26

A guy came.

Speaker 22

Go back to the mark.

Why?

If the overlay doesn't fail, I'll try to go to the construction site with my Steam.

No.

Explain to me, kind people, why I...

Well, by the logic of things, the cave doesn't just light up like that.

I probably need to go there.

Here is just a place to climb up.

Okay.

Among all the weapons, they have ammo.

What the fuck do I have to do here?

It turns out... Oh, no.

Or yes.

5.45.

Fuck, how the fuck do I charge it?

Where is it?

Did I charge it?

I think I did.

Okay, we'll figure it out later.

Did you think I didn't see you, asshole?

Fuck!

He was just standing there, did you see him?

No, look!

I'm showing you!

Fuck, it's not standing now, it was standing before that, it fell.

Fuck, what am I supposed to do with this information?

What is it lying around?

I need to take it.

Oh, we take it.

Fuck, he's gonna fuck me up now.

Speaker 33

No, he won't.

Overdrive yourself.

Fuck, it's as if the voiceover could have been made a mod or not.

Speaker 22

I don't fucking understand, maybe I'm the only faggot on this planet, but I don't understand anything at all.

Speaker 26

Fuck, why can't I jump?

Speaker 33

I think I went too far, chat.

Speaker 22

Can I put it on Russian?

Yes, yes, you can.

On the left, from below, overweight.

Yes, it is clear.

I just need everything, so I will walk like this.

Guns do not lie on the road, guys.

Everything is always with you.

F**k, I f**ked up.

Just in case.

F**k, there was a normal place before.

What the f**k?

Something is on fire.

Oh, f**k, why did I...

Speaker 33

Don't fuck up.

Speaker 41

How does it work so bad?

Speaker 33

So bad, guys.

Speaker 22

At 40-90 it's fucking awesome, I don't know.

It freezes so much in some places that it's fucking awesome.

So, I feel like there's an anomaly here, right?

And how to save quickly?

Is there any way to save quickly?

Yes.

F5, I think.

What the f**k?

I don't even understand what happened.

At first I thought I got a comfortable FOV, finally.

That's it.

If you don't get it, the game is fucking stuck.

Hello?

Fuck, it's some fucking anomaly, to be honest, I was sitting in a fucking shit right now.

Speaker 34

What the fuck is this dispatcher?

Speaker 22

What the fuck is this task dispatcher?

I've never seen anything like this, fuck.

Speaker 26

And it says that my fucking computer is running on... What the fuck?

Speaker 23

What the fuck?

Fuck, my browser is now fucking 30.

Speaker 26

6GB of bra...

Speaker 22

He can't eat that much, you know?

Or maybe I... Fuck, I opened the tabs.

So.

Come on, just for the sake of interest.

Speaker 29

Well, Steam is still needed, blyat.

Speaker 22

The smartest, blyat.

How much did I play?

Blyat, this is a pizdez.

Who, in general, makes such games, blyat?

Yobany in the mouth.

It's just a pizdez.

Guys, I have the frame generation enabled, so that you know.

The frames are generated, that is, the video increases the number of frames, and it lags with this.

And again, compilation of shaders, by the way, like in The Witcher.

No, my DLSS is on with additional frames, with generation.

It feels like I definitely have 65 frames with drops to 40.

Everyone is fine with you, as always.

Yes, I somehow looked like that, not everyone is fine.

But I have 2k monik.

But my mouse is very slow.

It slows down.

Here you can see smoothly, here you can not see smoothly.

Here, too, smoothly.

I look at the anomaly.

I will not step here, I don't care.

Speaker 25

Ha, the crow is fucked up, blyat!

Speaker 22

Stop, cowboy, blyat!

Ah, it flew away.

Oh, let's take a bottle and put it in my ass.

So, uh...

I got it, guys, no questions.

I'm not a fucking fool.

We collect everything, loot everything.

What is it?

Oh, we take it.

So, what does it tell me, if I'm honest?

Now I'll put this thing here and I'll have to climb somewhere on the roof.

Oh no, you're thinking wrong, look.

In short, the graphics are cool here, the textures are cool, but it's as if all the textures are cool, except those that hit the frame.

Well, let's say this fucking scanner is probably in 4K.

While this mattress or car is of poor quality, you know?

Speaker 41

Well, what's up?

Anomaly?

Speaker 22

Because of this, there is no fucking FPS.

Speaker 41

I see the scanner.

Try to increase the anomaly activity on the radio.

Speaker 22

Yeah, shoot, you fucking asshole.

Where are you going?

Speaker 41

You, Nadar.

I'm going to fuck them up, guys, quickly.

Speaker 35

I'm hiding in the closet.

Speaker 26

I don't want to eat!

Oh, fuck, someone shot a guy.

Fuck, there's a sniper.

Where are you going?

Speaker 22

Throwing a smoke.

Or wait, yes, a smoke.

Wait, moron, where am I?

What am I doing?

Taking the scanner.

Ah, there's probably a smoke.

I think the smoke didn't spread there, by the way.

Speaker 21

Fuck.

I have nine more guns, moron, don't shoot.

Don't!

Don't!

Speaker 29

Don't shoot, uncle!

Speaker 41

Well, they took the scanner.

Speaker 22

That's all.

Well, that's it, guys.

End of the game.

To everyone who came, thank you very much.

Don't eat, blyat!

Don't tell me that he robbed me!

Well, the dog is very poor in terms of graphics.

But the grass is fucking realistic.

I don't understand how so.

Bobik flew away, but it's okay.

Speaker 33

And this is sad already.

Speaker 31

oh i got it it's like in the portal now there will be tests this is a local gladiator

well, I'm not stupid, I'll just go the other way now, there's no anomaly here,

Speaker 19

Blyat, or there is?

Thank you for the EZ.

Very cool hosting.

I plan to take more for pet projects.

I wanted to apologize.

I was dumbstruck and didn't follow your link.

This is, so to speak, a small compensation.

Speaker 22

Well, you would give me more money in the future.

I want to break the game, I don't want to get out of here.

Just for fun, get out.

Or is there a fucking invisible wall here?

Okay, I guess I'll have to throw a bolt.

Speaker 19

Vovan came to say that if lags, then in the latest version of SteamDop or for or frames from the game, they seem to eat a lot of FPS.

They gave me a female as a gift.

Speaker 22

Well, why is he standing like some fucking asshole?

Okay.

Hello, fucker, come back!

Bitch, don't even cut it.

Speaker 31

Fuck, he stole my weapon.

The idea of ​​not getting it is unrealistic.

It's not him.

Speaker 1

Yes?

Speaker 22

I was attacked, it's none of your business.

Speaker 33

It takes a long time to tell, I need to find one person.

Speaker 31

Okay, I won't be biased, the game is done well.

Speaker 22

In terms of technical, it's fucking disgusting.

Atmosphere.

Speaker 31

There.

Bitch, don't cut it.

Speaker 22

The atmosphere is cool so far.

Technically, it's just terrible, I don't know.

Speaker 21

Fuck, I've been looting all this for fuck's sake, huh?

Speaker 22

Bitch.

You just look at the sheet and that's it, minus FPS.

He said that lags in the latest version of Steam.

Speaker 31

So this is my last day on Steam today.

Speaker 22

I'm making money back.

Oh.

Speaker 31

Fuck, and here they surrounded the guys.

Speaker 22

Fuck, what the fuck, everyone was killed here.

I'm fucked, you know, I could have opened this box later, but I opened it now.

Why the fuck did I do it?

What if the loot is broken again?

Let's just check.

Fuck, no.

Speaker 31

I don't see anything.

At least they didn't steal the flashlight.

What the fuck?

I would ask what the fuck you just said.

I didn't understand anything.

Okay.

Speaker 22

He probably talked about some sensors.

You mentioned these sensors.

Speaker 31

Yes, in principle, I don't give a fuck.

Speaker 22

Let's go to the tower and climb in.

Speaker 19

I'll look at it in advance.

Unfortunately, that's how it came out.

It's a pity that you can't point out the fact that I came from you.

No, that's it.

S is the best support I've ever talked to.

Speaker 22

How to throw a bolt?

The guys quickly told me.

I'm going to die otherwise.

I see a fucking ball here.

C. Run.

Fuck.

I can't go from the other side.

I decided to just check.

Fuck, give me the weapon, bitches.

Some fucking sausage.

Fuck me.

Okay, let's check.

The first thing I want to check.

F**k, got it.

I f**ked up as if there was never water there.

So there is no water there.

F**k, what the f**k is this?

This is water.

There, see, it bulged.

So, now let's try to do it in a smart way.

Look, chat.

Ha, did you see the f**k?

fucking in the mouth here you have to be afraid of loading the game at some point it may just not load and hang why not oh blyat on your fingers

As far as I understand, the height here is like in The Witcher, you can't jump a meter.

Otherwise, everything is fucked up.

Oh, look at the tractor.

It's water, I told you, it's water, look.

Oh, there's a fish swimming.

Come on, stay in the fight.

I see.

It's a big fly.

I shot it.

Speaker 23

Fuck, I just remembered how the grenade hit me.

Oh, fuck, calm down, calm down, calm down.

The shootout is tough.

Speaker 26

Oh, there's no bullet?

Speaker 22

I can't see that I'm getting hit, guys.

How can you make a game like that without understanding if you're getting hit or not?

Got hit.

Now I understand.

But he died right away.

Fuck.

This is fucked up.

This is fucking hard.

What a difficult game.

How can I...

now the alarm but now let's try to fuck them and let's go to hand over the fucking analysis, of course, you can play stealth in this game,

I'm just looking through f5.

Oh, fuck, it hurts.

And who did they shoot at, fuck?

Quiet, I'm here.

I hid here.

Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.

Quiet, there were three of them.

Killed only two.

There is one here.

To whom?

Speaker 41

Oh, mother, f**ked up.

Speaker 26

Fuck.

Well, that's it, I got him.

Speaker 22

Oh, fuck, they were shooting at some guy.

Well, that's it, guys, I returned the fucking everything.

Here.

Oh, what is this?

Oh, Jorik, fuck.

Fucked up.

I don't know why.

Probably shouldn't have done it, but whatever.

And I didn't know that I could kill everyone.

Jorik, sorry, bro.

I thought it would be the same shit as...

Come on, I don't give a fuck about the winch.

It's beautiful, it's beautiful.

Really, the game is made very beautifully.

But the fucking price of this beauty.

Oh, the steering wheel.

The price of beauty is optimization.

F6 is a load.

F8 is a load.

I wonder if it was saved after I fucked up Zhorik or before I fucked him up.

Oh, before.

I'm fucked.

Guys!

Oh, they hit each other once.

By the way, the guy left the one-shot.

Speaker 26

Fuck, are you fucking armored or what?

Fuck, how did I decide to drink it?

Okay.

Speaker 22

My brother passed by.

Speaker 26

Fuck, this is fucking shit.

How much do I have to put in my head?

Fuck, I drank it again.

Fuck, who is this?

Speaker 21

Bitch!

Speaker 10

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

You've been here for a while, haven't you?

Speaker 33

I'm going to be rude to everyone, I'm an idiot.

And you don't care.

Speaker 10

That's also true.

Why me?

In someone else's business in the Zone, it's worse to climb than to an anomaly.

Thank you for your help with these scrapes.

I know I'm being rude, but maybe you can help me with one more thing.

Speaker 22

It's time for an alarm.

Well, yeah, let's get the fuck out of here now.

Okay, let's lay it out.

Tell me, what's there?

Speaker 10

So, look what we are doing.

Now I'm doing a refund for the pre-order.

Speaker 22

Quickly download the correct version, because there is no fucking sense in it.

Speaker 10

And tomorrow we are playing reggae.

Nice.

I don't know what they are doing with him there, but I don't think so.

I think everything will be ready tomorrow.

We need to get rid of him.

Well, and break through these bastards.

Speaker 22

The clouds are blinding.

Okay, man.

Speaker 10

I'll take it.

Fuck.

Speaker 22

And there are a lot of them there.

Fuck your mother, I'll take it.

Fuck, what the fuck is this fucking cheese?

I drank something again.

You can't move your own, you can.

They are stored there.

I'll quickly pull them now.

I think they are stored here.

Speaker 29

Where are they stored?

Here they are.

Speaker 22

That's it.

What kind of folder are the children?

What folders are the children?

I don't have a folder for children.

That's it.

Fuck, it's freezing.

No, well, it's beautiful, guys, it's beautiful.

In short, that's it, I'm going to do a refund.

I'm waiting for you early tomorrow.

Got it?

So that you will definitely fall now.

Oh, fuck.

So be sure to fall.

Tomorrow we will play all day.

Got it?

I sent you another VAR in TG, check the speed.

Got it, thanks, Vanchus.

Oh, I see a lot of followers, thanks a lot.

But I don't know, guys, we'll decide tomorrow.

I don't understand a fucking word of Ukrainian.

I don't know, maybe you understand, I don't understand anything.

In English, it's as if I understand more.

But it's as if they said that there is a very bad English sound, very bad.

That it's a complete minus-vibe, fuck.

Well, okay, we'll think about it.

Speaker 29

In general, see you.

Let's.

Do not spoil anyone there.

I went.

Speaker 22

Here is my cart, if what.