BROSCIENCE - Are You Gay? Test (Results Guaranteed!) | Episode 4

This is the fourth episode of Bro Science.

I'm Brian Hahn.

I'm Lars Barker.

And today, we are going to take the Are You Gay Test.

Obviously, I'm straight, but Vlad here is a little... You are so gay.

Me?

I mean, uh, whatever dude.

I fucked like three bitches last night.

It was cold.

Bottom line, it's important to know your teammates' sexuality.

Because if you're gay, then you can strategically place yourself in the shower next to them.

And then at the right time, bam, drop the soap.

If you're not gay, then you can make sure that your ass and dick

isn't being filmed and then posted on Tumblr or Grindr or God knows what else.

There are benefits either way.

But...

Okay bro, my girlfriend was massaging me last night and said I might have some tightness in my hamstring.

You mind...

If he says no, then that means he's clearly homophobic and is 100% raging homophobic.

If he says yes, then that means he's comfortable with his sexuality and he's definitely straight.

You want to bang me on the bench real quick?