Chuck Norris: Critical Hit

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In Dungeons & Dragons, the dice decide your fate. Unless Chuck Norris is at the table. This is a dead-serious, blockbuster-style fantasy “campaign recap” where Chuck doesn’t just roll well—he rolls beyond the rules. Natural 21. No saving throws. No mercy. The monsters learn the hard way: the Dungeon Master isn’t in control… Chuck is. What’s Inside Initiative theft: Chuck goes first. Always. Mimic bench-press: The treasure chest learns respect. Absolute rule-breaking: When Chuck crits, the campaign ends. Tools & Workflow Suno AI (Music & Vocals) Nano Banana (Image Generation) Kling AI (Image-to-Video Animation) Topaz Video AI (Upscaling) DaVinci Resolve (Editing) ChatGPT (Concept + Prompt Engineering) Lyrics [INTRO] [Heavy Guitar Riff] [Explosive Drums] (Chant) CHUCK! NORRIS! CHUCK! NORRIS! CHUCK! NORRIS! CHUCK! NORRIS! [VERSE 1] (Staccato Rhythm - Punchy delivery) Rolls initiative! (CHUCK NORRIS!) He goes first! (CHUCK NORRIS!) Kicks the Goblin! (CHUCK NORRIS!) Head gonna burst! (CHUCK NORRIS!) Opens a chest! (CHUCK NORRIS!) It’s got teeth! (CHUCK NORRIS!) Punches the snout! (CHUCK NORRIS!) Beats the beef! (CHUCK NORRIS!) [CHORUS] (Big Rock Anthem) Yeah! He rolled a twenty-one! (Natural twenty-one!) The game is over before it’s done! (Before it’s done!) He breaks the dice, he breaks the rules! Playing D&D with a room full of fools! CRITICAL! NORRIS! [VERSE 2] (Driving Bass Line) Green slime cube! (CHUCK NORRIS!) Thirsty work! (CHUCK NORRIS!) Drinks it up! (CHUCK NORRIS!) With a smirk! (CHUCK NORRIS!) Giant Dragon! (CHUCK NORRIS!) Breathes the fire! (CHUCK NORRIS!) Lights a smoke! (CHUCK NORRIS!) On the pyre! [GUITAR SOLO] [Screaming American Rock Solo] [BRIDGE] (Half-time Heavy Stomp) The Dungeon Master is sweating beads The Goat is the Wizard, planting the seeds No magic missile, no saving throw When Chuck walks in... you gotta go! [CHORUS] (Maximum Volume) Yeah! He rolled a twenty-one! (Natural twenty-one!) The game is over before it’s done! (Before it’s done!) He breaks the dice, he breaks the rules! Playing D&D with a room full of fools! CRITICAL! NORRIS! [OUTRO] (Chant to fade) GAME OVER! (CHUCK NORRIS!) GAME OVER! (CHUCK NORRIS!) YOU LOSE! [End] Hashtags #ChuckNorris #DnD #CriticalHit #AIVideo #SunoAI #KlingAI #NanoBanana #CinematicAI #AIAnimation #DungeonsAndDragons #EntertainingAI #Metal