ЧУМОВАЯ КОМЕДИЯ ДО СЛЁЗ! УЛЁТНЫЙ ФИЛЬМ! "Ну, здравствуй, Оксана Соколова" НОВЫЕ КОМЕДИИ

ЧУМОВАЯ КОМЕДИЯ ДО СЛЁЗ! УЛЁТНЫЙ ФИЛЬМ! "Ну, здравствуй, Оксана Соколова" НОВЫЕ КОМЕДИИ01:39:52

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Speaker 48

Just wait.

Hello, everyone!

Speaker 49

On male radio, and with you I, his new, throbbing host, Ilya Naga!

From this day and forever and ever, the morning show on live air will be all about me!

Ilya Naga.

No, it's me.

Iliana Gunn.

Iliana Gunn.

Speaker 1

Angele, the past century.

Speaker 20

There is an unreal bomb-like new line.

There are also closed options.

Although with your figure, what to hide?

Speaker 25

Popov, you're trying to talk to me again.

Quiet, quiet, quiet.

Talking to you, baby, is now my... ...work.

Speaker 31

So this is male.

Speaker 20

This is unisex.

Male?

Yeah.

How much?

Speaker 50

Yeah.

Speaker 25

Come on, I don't need anything anymore.

Speaker 20

The host of prime time.

Speaker 25

Yes.

Speaker 20

King of the air.

Speaker 25

Why is there just a star?

Speaker 20

And just a star.

That's enough, dad will kill.

And so for you half a year will be reduced.

I'll give it all later.

Speaker 48

Sponsors... And then... Money... Producers... Contracts... Advertising...

Speaker 13

I'm about to burst into tears.

Thank you.

Speaker 26

Now you will listen to me every day.

Prime Time, the morning show.

Ilya Nagant.

And what, straight male radio?

Can you imagine?

Only men work.

Speaker 52

I just think, how did you get there?

Speaker 26

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 48

Thank you for watching!

Speaker 13

Oh.

Speaker 1

Oh.

Speaker 13

Thank you.

Speaker 41

Hello everyone!

Hello everyone!

Speaker 51

Hello everyone!

Speaker 8

You're a moron!

Speaker 28

I can't hear anything!

He's not saying anything!

Speaker 29

You can't say anything.

Speaker 28

How about this?

Khatiko.

Yes.

Valiko.

Validol.

O-A-O-Y.

A-O-A.

A-O-U-Y.

How many words?

Inspired?

Not inspired?

The toad is strangling.

No.

X-Men.

X-Men.

Rasamaha.

Rasamaha.

That's it.

That's it.

That's it.

Muhammad Ali.

Speaker 29

You!

Ugh, I'm going to puke.

Come on, say it.

So... You want to shit.

No?

Speaker 22

Why didn't you play yesterday?

Let me sleep.

Grandpa Pekhto, Oksana... Oksana Sokolova.

Because I don't know what I did yesterday.

I understand, I understand.

Why are you laughing?

He's a DJ, he has 10 broadcasts, no voice.

Speaker 1

What's so incomprehensible about it?

Speaker 1

Idiots.

Speaker 53

Where is it?

Oh, yeah.

Speaker 22

He's a DJ?

He's on air at 10.

There's no voice.

Speaker 27

I see.

Speaker 39

What time is the show?

Speaker 22

What time is the show?

At 10.

Speaker 39

What?

Speaker 22

Both of you go to hell!

Speaker 40

No, not at all, dear, stop it.

It's completely unnecessary.

Why?

There is, of course, one option.

A direct shot in the ligament.

But I warn you right away, chances are 50 to 50.

Speaker 39

So, don't talk for half an hour.

If anything, call me.

Yes?

Yes.

Go, go, go.

With God, with God.

Don't worry.

Speaker 38

Nina Filipovna.

Ninochka Filipovna, my dear, let go.

Why were you sitting all the time?

What are you doing?

My dear, that's it, that's it, that's it.

Speaker 22

All right, that's it.

Let's go home.

I forgot my phone at your place.

I forgot my phone at your place.

Speaker 47

Is that clear?

All right, Ilya, let's go.

All right, Ilya.

Speaker 20

That's what I've always wanted.

Let it be 50.

They don't have a lot.

What if they don't buy it?

They will, they will.

I'll say that Nagan recommends it.

Speaker 58

The main thing is that your Nagan doesn't miss the morning broadcast.

And then he likes to shoot you in the face.

I've got everything.

Speaker 20

I saw her contract.

Brazilian panties... 100.

Speaker 9

The sun goes down in the window, and it's morning, knock-knock.

Speaker 22

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 9

Thank you for watching!

Men's radio.

Speaker 45

Radio made for men.

For men.

Speaker 33

Hello, everyone!

Speaker 43

Hello, everyone.

Speaker 45

Male radio.

Speaker 41

Radio with a heart.

On air.

Male radio.

Speaker 44

Oksana Sokolova.

Speaker 42

From this day and forever and ever, enjoy the music.

Speaker 16

What's this?

Speaker 43

Guys, I want to go home.

What are you doing?

Speaker 46

Please, I want to kiss you like a man.

Speaker 53

Sit down.

Speaker 44

Where?

Speaker 46

Where?

Be quiet.

Speaker 53

Be quiet.

Be quiet.

Speaker 43

Be quiet.

Be quiet.

Be quiet.

Be quiet.

Be quiet.

Be quiet.

Speaker 1

Be quiet.

Speaker 53

Be quiet.

Be quiet.

Be quiet.

Speaker 1

Be quiet.

Speaker 48

Be quiet.

Be quiet.

Be quiet.

Speaker 13

Hello, everyone.

Speaker 44

This is Male Radio.

And it's me again.

Oksana.

Sokolova.

And today we are going to talk about what is bad luck and how to deal with it.

Write us your options on the male radio site.

And for now, advertising.

Speaker 45

Well, brother, are you tired of office life?

Do you want to rest like a normal man?

Wilde Подмосковье.

Wild rest for wild animals.

Speaker 50

Wild forest, wild beaches, wild women, wild animals.

Hey, where are you going?

Let me go!

Hey, stop!

I need to take my phone!

Fixers!

They're going to kill us!

Speaker 45

Ha-ha-ha!

Speaker 22

It's a crossroad, can you imagine?

Speaker 45

Won't there be a lighter?

Are you tired of being a chubby?

Do you want to be mighty, stinky and hairy?

Food additives Ceylanti.

Ceylanti, be a man.

Speaker 1

It's Ilya.

Who?

Doctor, it's Ilya.

I have a problem.

Speaker 39

Girl, you really have a problem.

Speaker 1

I can't help you.

Doctor...

Speaker 1

Wait!

Speaker 57

Hello?

Hello!

Speaker 20

Hello, Kroshka?

Who are you?

Kroshka, it's me.

Speaker 43

What the fuck is wrong with you, Kroshka?

Call Ilya!

Wait!

Just listen to me!

Do you remember when we met?

Speaker 57

You were in such a... Tell this moron not to call me anymore!

Speaker 20

Do you understand me?

Speaker 43

Just a moment!

Hello?

Kroshka?

Hello?

Hello, doctor?

Speaker 10

Oksana!

Speaker 43

What?

Speaker 10

It's 10 a.m.

Speaker 34

Hello.

Speaker 45

Who are you?

I brought my pants.

Male radio.

Radio with a firm position.

Speaker 44

One, one.

Well, yes.

I'm still with you.

Oksana Sokolova.

What is not lucky is the topic of our conversation today.

And we already have the first opinion.

It's not lucky when you want to listen to your favorite radio, and there's some chick talking.

Ambal 16 writes to us.

Oh, my God!

Poor Ambal 16.

He's not lucky.

Now the evil aunt will tell you what is not lucky.

Not lucky.

It's when, instead of a cough pill, the doctor gives you a strong sedative.

And it turns out all this on a white party.

During your ten-minute introductory speech.

In a minute, so on the first.

When you decided to cough, you stand and understand that with every cough you are not lucky more and more.

But this is not all.

All this is happening live on the very rating channel.

And then there is some smart guy who says that he has come to listen to the speech.

That's what I call bad luck.

Dear Amba 16.

And how to deal with it, I do not know yet.

Speaker 3

Your friend is talking.

Speaker 44

So I continue to cough.

Specially for the male radio.

Speaker 46

The evil aunt Oksana Sokolova.

That's it.

Oksana, you will answer.

Fire, fire, fire.

You will answer together.

Where did he come from?

Speaker 48

Where did he come from?

We will die, he is in the studio now.

New York and London and Madrid.

You captured with your full force.

Speaker 30

I don't know how to do it.

Speaker 12

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Speaker 14

Yes, but there is such a situation.

This is not quite a girl.

Speaker 30

This is a woman!

And we will bring her now!

Speaker 48

Go away!

Everything is fine here.

Speaker 30

Well, let's go.

What's up?

Speaker 10

Ksana.

Ksana.

Ksana.

Ksana.

Speaker 30

Ksana.

Ksana.

Ksana.

Speaker 22

Aren't there any lighter?

Speaker 48

Aren't there any lighter?

Speaker 51

No.

Speaker 50

Where are we going?

Speaker 57

Look down, you fool!

Speaker 22

What are you doing?

I've been waiting for him for half a day, and he's leaving?

Speaker 50

People!

Good people, look!

Look what's going on!

They steal chairs in broad daylight!

Good people, look!

Speaker 22

I'm going to yell at you now!

I'm going to yell at you now, understand?

Speaker 51

I've been following him here for half a day.

Can you shut up or not?

What am I doing to you?

Do you have brains at all?

I love to walk on the roof with my balls!

Get out of here!

Do you see that I have a problem?

Speaker 8

What are you doing here?

Where are you?

I'm asking you.

Speaker 30

Where did you come from?

Speaker 7

Come on, get off!

Look what he did to the car!

Speaker 1

Bye.

Speaker 1

Bye.

Speaker 1

Bye.

Speaker 1

Bye.

Speaker 22

What a life, man!

Speaker 30

Where is the nearest police station?

Speaker 22

I don't know.

What a day!

Speaker 31

Tell me from the very beginning.

I don't understand what you're talking about.

Speaker 36

After lunch, after lunch.

Let's make it up, make it up.

There's no time.

Make it up.

Girl, I remember about your scooter.

Please sit here on the chair.

Wait literally five minutes.

Sit down.

Where's the statement from yesterday?

Speaker 62

Where's the protocol on the 27th?

Speaker 36

Where?

Tolya, what 27th?

Speaker 62

I'm getting married.

Tolya, Tolya has a title, by the way.

Speaker 36

Tolya.

Am I in the nose or what?

Speaker 56

Hey, hands off!

Speaker 36

Say your last name.

Speaker 39

Hey, you!

Hey, you!

Speaker 36

Hey, you!

Hey, you!

Hey, you!

Hey, you!

Hey, you!

Hey, you!

Ha, ha, ha!

Ha, ha, ha!

Speaker 1

Ha, ha, ha!

Speaker 56

Ha, ha, ha!

Speaker 36

F-A-M-I-L-I-A!

Well, Vasilyev, are you done running?

Sanya, did you bring this guy with a chair?

Well, yes.

Speaker 37

Looks like he's got a lot of work to do.

What else?

Speaker 36

We need to remember all the cars.

Get out of here, rememberer.

Speaker 62

Get out.

Oh, Irakli, you're healthy again.

Speaker 6

What do we have here?

Speaker 62

I don't know.

Speaker 36

He's an asshole.

You're an asshole, right?

Say your last name!

Wait, where are you going?

Why are you bringing them here?

Speaker 4

Don't you feel tired?

Let's continue.

Speaker 6

Men's radio.

Speaker 4

Radio for free souls.

Speaker 30

I'm Naganova.

What Naganova?

What Naganova?

What's his pseudonym?

How can I find his pseudonym?

Here.

Here.

Give me the document.

Here.

Ilya Popov.

Naganova.

Ilya Popov.

Speaker 10

Here.

Take it.

Speaker 30

Okay, I'll take it.

Wait.

I'll take it myself.

Speaker 1

Hello?

Speaker 14

She has a hangover.

What are you doing here?

Speaker 53

I have a stomachache.

Speaker 51

It's on the nervous system.

Speaker 14

What hangover?

Speaker 30

Well?

He gave me half an hour.

That's why we left.

What are we going to do?

Okay, okay.

We need to find him in half an hour.

What are you talking about?

Listen, you have it all in your head.

She, half an hour, that's all.

In general, handsome.

Excellent plan.

Speaker 14

What is it?

What is it?

Brother says we need to break through the nearest circle.

Who is our brother?

Speaker 23

Alik.

Uncle Sasha is calling.

Yes, creative elite, what do I owe you?

Quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet.

What do you want?

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Well, I'll find some free people now.

Don't freak out, your DJ will be here by the evening.

Speaker 7

Sweetie, make one call, okay?

Yes.

This world is kindness.

This world is kindness.

Hey, eat your food.

I beg you.

Please, I beg you.

Please, I beg you.

Please, I beg you.

Please, I beg you.

Please, I beg you.

Please, I beg you.

Please, I beg you.

Please, I beg you.

Please, I beg you.

Please, I beg you.

Please, I beg you.

Please, I beg you.

Please, I beg you.

Speaker 19

Can you shut up?

I can't hear a thing.

Okay, I got it.

Speaker 29

I got it.

Speaker 19

Hello?

Yes.

Everything's in process, right?

Yes.

Oh, great.

Tell him, he's really going to puke now.

Speaker 59

Yes, tell him.

Tell him.

Speaker 19

Where?

What are you doing with this?

Speaker 1

What?

Speaker 19

Well, you're deaf and dumb, aren't you?

Speaker 15

How do you know what I'm saying?

Speaker 14

Yes.

He reads lips.

I watched TV shows.

Speaker 15

Really?

Cool.

Can you read what that cop says?

Yes.

Can you read what that cop says?

Speaker 12

Come on, don't be shy.

Speaker 15

Well, what does he say?

Speaker 22

Comrade policeman, where are you going?

Oh, there you are!

Well, you are just... What floor are you from?

I would have killed myself.

You live a good life.

Do you do this every day?

What's your address?

Speaker 12

I need to pick up the phone.

Hello.

Speaker 22

Hi.

You're a good guy.

To get you out of here?

What else can I do?

You completed my annual entertainment standard in half a day.

No, I told you no.

I have a lesson.

A group of 12 people.

Each of us gets 200 rubles, plus lunch.

What are you doing?

I'm making circles for the pens.

Macrame in the morning, flamenco in the evening.

No, that's it.

Give me the address.

What?

Pull me out.

Pull yourself out.

What is this?

Well, what?

Speaker 13

So... Wow, you're with money!

Speaker 60

Who's with money?

Speaker 51

Half of this is for me?

Half of this?

Speaker 22

Oh, come on.

Swear?

Listen, it's so funny, he was yelling at the women on the roof with his voice.

Speaker 45

I was shocked.

Speaker 11

I was like...

Speaker 15

He was yelling with his voice.

He was deaf and blind.

Speaker 22

I need 8,642 pensioners.

Speaker 45

Male radio.

Radio for those who have nothing to hide.

Speaker 30

Are you tired?

Haven't you seen the fridge before?

Let's do it again.

Who are you?

Huh?

Who are you?

Stop lying.

Who are you?

Well?

Speaker 11

Well?

I'm Oksana.

So?

Well?

And?

Me.

So?

I don't want to say anything like that.

Speaker 37

You'll say what you pay for.

You took the money.

Speaker 33

Say it.

Speaker 37

I don't understand.

Where are you?

Here they are.

Handsome.

Well, well done.

Congratulations on all the PR department.

It's, of course, bold.

Speaker 1

Well?

Speaker 37

Well, it's a working issue.

You've been walking for a long time.

I went to sign the sponsorship.

I was told to deal with PR here.

Speaker 10

What is it?

Speaker 1

I'm Oksana.

Speaker 11

Are you morons?

Speaker 37

Where is Sokolova?

I'm asking you, where is Oksana Sokolova?

Guys, let's be serious.

I urgently need Oksana Sokolova's photo for a cover-up.

We took the photos from the network for the digital camera.

From the network?

Yes!

Her photos are from the network!

What do I have to do with it?

Yes?

No?

The photos from the network?

Come to my office.

You have an interview tomorrow after the interview.

Take off your coat and come to me!

Speaker 24

Did I warn you?

Speaker 10

The only woman who was in the male radio at the time of the scandalous broadcast.

Oh my God!

Speaker 14

And who is this?

Speaker 22

Come on in, come on in, Blen.

Speaker 21

I just forgot to turn off the lights, so the battery died.

It happens.

We'll be right back.

Speaker 38

Are you not going to get in the car?

Me?

Speaker 22

Yes, you.

My friend is sitting there.

Speaker 27

Are you going to blow?

Speaker 33

What's going on?

What's going on?

Speaker 1

Wait, wait!

Speaker 1

What's going on?

Speaker 33

Don't shoot!

Speaker 1

Don't shoot!

Speaker 1

What was that?

Speaker 32

What's that?

Where's the wall?

I'm asking you, where's the wall?

Answer me!

Speak louder!

I can't hear you!

What are you doing?

I'm telling you louder!

Answer me!

I can't hear you!

Where are you going?

Speaker 33

Where are you going?

Where are you going?

Where are you going?

Speaker 34

Where are you going?

Where are you going?

Speaker 28

Where are you going?

Speaker 29

Hello, yes.

No, it's not Oksana.

What Macrame?

Sush, I don't know if she'll come to Flamenco or not.

Goodbye.

Gleb, it's... Woman, I don't know when she'll come back.

Yes.

Tell the pensioners not to worry.

Speaker 19

You already called.

Speaker 29

Yes, well, 10 minutes ago.

I said... Goodbye.

Speaker 19

Hello.

Speaker 29

Hello.

About Flamenco or Macrame?

Speaker 19

Is this Li Popova's apartment?

Speaker 29

No, this is our shared apartment.

We rent it.

Is there anyone else at home?

Listen, let him come and you'll talk to him yourself.

Come on.

Speaker 28

Gentlemen, just a second.

Where are you going?

Speaker 53

Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch.

Speaker 19

You know, you won't remember it right away.

Speaker 29

I can't hear you.

I say, you can't remember it right now.

Now it's like the time of Moscow, the rhythm.

Well, of course.

People meet here and there.

You memorized it, right?

Speaker 19

Yes, a little bit.

Speaker 52

And that's how you remember?

Yes, yes, yes, you remember, you remember.

We drank all night yesterday, then we came here, and we had such a fat girl with us.

Then we went to the hospital, and then he went to the radio, and we came here.

God forbid, it hurts.

Oh my God, how can he be like this?

Speaker 19

You remembered everything right away, right?

Yes?

Flamenco?

Well, of course it will be.

Got it.

Give me the address.

Speaker 59

Albert called.

They brought a man from the 69th department.

A man in a chair.

Looks like ours.

Speaker 19

Okay.

Pasha, Andrey, stay with these kids.

The rest stay with me.

Speaker 22

What are you doing, fool?

What?

I pulled you out as I asked.

Speaker 51

I didn't ask you to break the door!

I... you...

I thought we'd make a deal!

Give me the money!

Speaker 22

With that much money?

Where are you going?

To the hospital!

And the money?

Fuck you!

Not the money!

How did I get you out?

It doesn't count!

Does it count?

Speaker 31

Don't worry.

Don't worry.

I don't worry.

Don't worry, Comrade Colonel.

Speaker 25

What?

Speaker 31

I don't understand.

It's not a standard situation.

What is it?

It's not a standard situation.

What happened?

It's not a standard situation.

It's not a standard situation.

It's not a standard situation.

Comrade colonel!

Speaker 33

Comrade colonel!

Comrade colonel!

Comrade colonel!

Comrade colonel!

Speaker 17

Comrade colonel!

Comrade colonel!

Comrade colonel!

Speaker 33

Comrade colonel!

Comrade colonel!

Speaker 1

Comrade colonel!

Speaker 1

Comrade colonel!

Speaker 55

For some reason, part of the wall, the building, the site is destroyed.

The operatives are considering several versions of what happened.

What is this guy doing?

Looks like him.

Speaker 8

Those who saw these people,

and knows their location.

It's very serious.

Half of the police station is destroyed.

112.

It's a police phone.

112.

That's it.

No more comments.

Goodbye.

Yes, thank you.

Speaker 19

If it wasn't serious, we wouldn't have been called.

Speaker 54

Well, we'll keep an eye on the developments.

Speaker 44

Tell me, please.

Miss, where is this doctor?

Anatoliy Ivanovich is on an operation.

Where?

New block, 4th floor, 2nd operating room.

Speaker 5

Mom, why?

To talk in a manly way.

I ask you to call 1-1-2 immediately.

Speaker 35

Hello?

Stop, stop, where are you going?

This is an operation unit.

Some kind of a mess.

Eat it, let's go with me.

Speaker 30

Why do you have so many people here?

Get ready, get ready, guys.

So.

One more time.

He was on air in the morning.

Did you see him?

Yes.

Did you see him?

Yes.

I saw him.

This is his contract.

Speaker 32

What does it say?

Speaker 30

Ilya Nagan.

But it says that Oksana Sokolova... With a female voice.

With a female voice.

But everyone thinks that Oksana Sokolova is her.

Have you seen her today?

With a brick.

With a brick.

Speaker 1

With a brick.

Speaker 30

With a brick.

Speaker 37

Is it working?

Yes.

In fact, such things need to be agreed with the PR department.

What do you mean?

Nonsense!

Too much PR!

Speaker 14

Enough of self-employment and let everyone do their own business!

Speaker 5

Retreat!

What did he say?

He says, too much PR.

A little too much.

Speaker 37

What do you have?

Give a warning in the news.

Tell them that the police department was destroyed as part of the PR campaign.

Oksana Sokolova breaks the walls of misunderstanding.

Now it's your turn.

Great.

Add slogans to all social networks.

Speaker 17

Oh, oh, oh.

Doctor!

Are you already here?

Get everything ready.

Speaker 2

We'll start in five minutes.

Where is her throat?

Speaker 44

She said it was a second operation.

Speaker 38

The next one.

Speaker 43

Doctor.

Speaker 44

You!

You gave me a shot!

Speaker 6

What's wrong with your voice?

Speaker 44

Wait for me at the registration office.

Doc... How do I wake him up?

How do I wake him up?

Speaker 43

You have to do it in the air.

What the... Ow!

Bring me a rolling pin.

Here we go.

Speaker 17

Second heart surgery!

What's the matter with you?

Speaker 43

I don't know where they ran off to, but I don't know for sure.

I told them to go to the new block.

That's it.

I don't know where they are.

Calm down.

Okay.

Then there was a young man and a girl.

Speaker 22

What are you doing?

Did you roll?

You roll, I hold.

Speaker 11

Come on, come on.

No, no, no.

Come on.

What are you doing?

I was holding it.

Speaker 3

Good day.

Have you seen this young man?

Speaker 53

No, I haven't.

Speaker 3

No, I don't know.

Look again.

Speaker 29

No.

No, no, no.

Speaker 17

Let's go.

My legs hurt.

Good evening.

Speaker 59

Uh-huh.

Girls, have you seen this guy here?

Speaker 44

Actually, we're not looking for guys here, we're saving lives.

Do you want us to save you?

Speaker 1

Out!

Speaker 22

Ilya, get out of here!

Speaker 19

Stop.

Did I say it wrong?

I said get out of here.

Stop.

Do you have hearing or perception problems?

Speaker 22

Well, who has problems here?

Speaker 24

There is information that the destruction of the police station is nothing more than a scandalous PR campaign of a new morning show on male radio.

Even yesterday, the unknown radio host Oksana Sokolova became a new star on the Internet.

Speaker 30

So, let's do it again.

Stop eating!

So, this is Nagan.

This is Oksana.

They really destroyed the police station.

Right?

Right.

Maybe it's a PR campaign?

Everyone thinks it's PR.

Except...

Speaker 14

Except me.

Hello?

The hospital?

What?

Yes, it's our business.

Speaker 45

Yes, we'll get rid of the self-employment again.

Speaker 14

Yes, we won't do it anymore.

Speaker 30

They stole a patient from the operation and stole the ambulance.

What?

What?

What the hell are you?

Speaker 22

What the hell is this action?

Speaker 43

And who is this guy in your picture?

I don't know.

Turn off the transmission.

You can turn this siren off.

Speaker 1

Really?

Speaker 9

Here, here, here.

Well, our guys are standing there, so there's no problem.

Speaker 44

Listen, I once stood...

I wanted to go home.

Speaker 22

Let's go to my place.

I'm taking pictures of the room in front of the house.

Speaker 32

I don't understand.

How could you miss them?

Speaker 31

Who do you want to sit in the car with?

Speaker 54

Who do you want to sit in the car with?

Speaker 33

Idiots!

You hear what I'm saying?

You hear what I'm saying?

Speaker 54

Get out of here!

Well, the crazy race continues.

Just a couple of hours ago, it was an ordinary city hospital.

Now it's the epicenter of shocking and incredible events.

And again, the main figure is the well-known radio host Oksana Sokolova.

Speaker 37

Oksana Sokolova, medicines for all diseases.

Speaker 54

Yes, thank you very much.

Speaker 37

We have a live broadcast.

Go on.

Yes.

Speaker 54

Was it?

It was.

Speaker 3

Excellent.

Yes.

Hello, Oleg.

Nikolay.

No, he can't talk right now.

Where?

To the radio station?

I got it, I got it.

Okay, let's go.

Yes.

Let's go to the radio.

Speaker 47

Cool!

Speaker 44

And then?

And then?

And then I fell off the roof because of you!

Well, I didn't know!

You didn't know.

What should I do now?

I don't know!

The main thing is to decide with your voice.

We'll sort it out with the rest one way or another.

Well, you're still a madame.

With a pribabakh.

It's necessary to demolish the wall in the police station!

Speaker 22

Don't say that!

I thought I'd just bend the railing, but look what happened!

Thank you for the hospital.

Come on, I still couldn't get away with it.

Mom...

I wonder if this is considered a robbery or a kidnapping?

Speaker 51

Is this your D.K.?

Speaker 44

Yeah.

And what about your seniors?

Did they come for flamenco at night?

No, they look more like your friends.

I have to hide somewhere until this anesthetic is gone.

Speaker 57

What a fool!

Oh, no.

We'll sell it somehow.

Yes, we will.

We'll sell 100 of them.

We'll sell 100 of them.

We'll sell 100 of them.

We'll sell 100 of them.

We'll sell 100 of them.

Speaker 47

You know that I love you alone.

You know that I love you alone.

Everything is for you.

Speaker 20

The dawns and the clouds are for you.

The sea and the ocean are for you.

The flowers are for you.

The sea and the ocean are for you.

Speaker 47

The flowers are for you.

Speaker 44

The sea and the ocean are for you.

Speaker 57

What's wrong with you?

Say it again.

I have a problem with my crotch.

Speaker 20

Girls, this morning he was a DJ, and now he's a doctor.

Hello.

Say hello to the girls.

Hello, everyone.

It could only happen to such an idiot like you.

You know what I'll tell you?

If you see this pile of junk, you'll still pay me for it.

Got it?

Galya.

I can't.

Can you try on Brazilian panties?

Speaker 22

Hey, goat, why are you laughing at him?

Speaker 20

What the hell is this?

Didn't you get an apology from me?

Who is this?

Is this your barrel?

It got into Kimmerer's bushes.

And you go there.

Speaker 53

Sorry, I'm sorry!

Speaker 11

That's it, that's it, you're not a barrel, I'm sorry!

Not mine!

Not hers.

Ah, mine.

I'm sorry!

I can't hear you!

Forgive me, Ilya!

Just like that.

Speaker 1

Okay.

Speaker 44

Ouch!

Listen, the doctor must have woken up.

Doctor, there, there.

There it is.

Mother, come on.

I'll explain everything.

I'll explain everything to the doctor.

Speaker 22

Who are you?

I'm Andrey.

How did the operation go?

Looks like we messed up the skates.

Speaker 59

Did I... die?

Pop.

Speaker 22

Well, what's the plan?

Speaker 44

What plan?

To look for a fiance.

Maybe someone will marry him.

And she's right.

But it could happen to a moron like me.

Speaker 43

Come on!

Look at me!

Speaker 44

Oh, Ilya Nagan!

The star of the show.

All my life, through my ass.

I was on the radio.

I had such a chance, and that... And most importantly, that voice!

Speaker 22

I'm looking for cops.

Well, cool, cool.

Well, okay, what will you think?

But... What?

But what?

But you had such a great day!

How high did you fall from the car?

I've only seen it in the movies.

And how did we run from the site?

You're such a fool!

I'm a fool myself!

And the hospital?

And the ambulance?

And how did we get to your goat?

It was all very bad!

Speaker 11

Bad!

Bad!

Speaker 22

And in general, if you want to know, it was the best day of my life.

I'm not afraid to die now.

Yes?

Yes.

Too much.

Well, in general ...

Where are you standing?

Call the doctor!

If this car is gone and the doctor is gone...

Speaker 43

Hands!

Speaker 53

Quickly!

Speaker 5

Problems?

Speaker 30

No, no.

No.

One and a half million views.

Thank you.

So, let's do it again.

So, at first he was with us.

Then, then he was with you, right?

Speaker 32

Yes, yes, he was with us and we are looking for him now.

Speaker 30

And she?

Speaker 62

She was with us too.

We were looking for her too.

Speaker 30

And then they were together?

Speaker 62

Together.

Speaker 30

Two of them.

Speaker 44

They were in the hospital.

Right?

Speaker 31

Yes, yes, yes.

That's his stuff.

Speaker 30

And he talks like a woman.

They probably didn't go far.

Maybe we have a chance to return his coffee.

Speaker 23

Why is he looking at me?

He's asking the captain.

He wants us all.

Speaker 34

Captain, comrade captain.

Speaker 32

Because these little stars don't give you anything.

I'm going out on the street now.

You and you will get up like this.

I'm very sorry.

What is it?

Speaker 36

Comrade captain, we found a stolen ambulance here.

Speaker 6

We found it.

Speaker 36

We?

We didn't lose it.

Listen, when are we going to count the places?

Don't push me.

I'm not into money.

I'm not pushing you.

Speaker 22

How does it work?

It's free.

Really?

That's convenient.

Speaker 43

Yes.

Doctor!

It's Ilya!

It's me, Ilya, DJ.

Speaker 61

Yes, I remember you.

Speaker 43

Doctor, did you stab me?

I'm talking like a woman now.

Speaker 11

How can I restore my voice?

Speaker 61

There's no way you can't restore it.

It's for the rest of your life.

Speaker 43

For the rest of my life?

Speaker 61

And then the physiological changes will come and you will be turned into a woman.

Speaker 33

You hear me?

You will be turned into a woman.

Speaker 52

You will be turned into a woman.

Don't call here anymore.

Speaker 11

The doctor will not be able to help you with anything.

You will be turned into a woman.

Speaker 50

Hey!

Oh.

Speaker 22

Why are we standing here?

Shall we go and stand on the shore?

Look, what a beautiful morning!

The air!

The air is so fresh!

It's so beautiful!

I want to live!

Speaker 1

I want to live!

Speaker 4

Oh, my God.

Speaker 55

.

Speaker 9

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.

.

.

Speaker 55

.

Speaker 1

.

Speaker 1

.

Speaker 1

.

Speaker 1

.

Speaker 1

.

Speaker 1

.

Speaker 9

There is information that this is an action in support of gaining... ...an action of donation or fake PR.

Unfortunately, there are more questions than answers.

But the main one is who you are, Oksana Sokolova.

Speaker 37

Wake up.

The show is in five minutes.

We'll tell you what's going on every minute.

You and you, be careful, don't miss it.

And immediately after the press conference.

Then the photo session, the presentation in the evening.

Got it?

Let's get to work.

Oh, you woke up.

Well, hi.

Look, everything is ready.

The show is called «Oksana will figure it out».

Do you hear me?

Do you hear me?

You're the voice, and she's... Hey!

Advertising face.

You say it, we show it.

What did you say?

Speaker 60

What's wrong with you again?

Speaker 4

Ha!

Ha!

Ha!

Ha!

Ha!

Ha!

Ha!

Ha!

Ha!

Ha!

Ha!

Ha!

Ha!

Speaker 51

Ha!

Ha!

Ha!

Ha!

Speaker 10

Ha!

Ha!

Ha!

Ha!

Ha!

Ha!

Ha!

Speaker 1

Ha!

Speaker 46

Kill her, bitch!

Kill her!

Speaker 37

Kill her!

Kill her!

Kill her!

Kill her!

Kill her!

Kill her!

Kill her!

Kill her!

Kill her!

Kill her!

Kill her!

Kill her!

Kill her!

Do they need to come to someone for the destruction of the site?

Yes!

We'll start in a minute!

We're all here!

Speaker 50

Take her away!

What are you sitting there for?

Go to the studio!

Go!

I'm not going anywhere!

I'm not going anywhere!

I said I'm not going anywhere!

Speaker 33

Help me!

Get out of here!

I'm not going anywhere!

Speaker 7

I'm not going anywhere!

Stop resisting!

Stop!

Help me!

Push her!

Push her!

Speaker 9

Sit down.

Speaker 45

Oksana will figure it out on men's radio.

Speaker 22

Hello everyone.

On the air is the male radio.

And I am his new stunning host Oksana Sokolova.

And today

Always, always.

The show Oksana will figure it out.

I will be Oksana Sokolova.

Speaker 45

Problems.

Oksana will figure it out.

Speaker 22

But today I'm not alone!

Meet my co-host and author of the show, Ilya Nagan!

Speaker 26

Yes, friends, it's me, Ilya Nagan, and you can't imagine how happy I am to say this!

Speaker 22

And the topic of today's broadcast is cool changes.

Speaker 26

We have cool changes, but one remains unchanged.

You write us messages, and we analyze them.

Speaker 22

Your changes are disgusting.

Take this cow away.

Otherwise, my friends and I will come and have a real men's show.

Ambal 16 writes to us.

Shit!

What?

We have some cool changes, don't we?

Dear Ambal 16, you are answered by cow 25.

First of all, if you don't like something, you just take it and switch it.

No, although I understand that it's hard for you when you can't reach the switch without a stool.

Secondly, what kind of name is that?

Ambal 16.

He will come here with his friends.

Speaker 27

His friends are generally dangerous, guys.

Macho 14, Destroyer 12.

Speaker 22

The whole 9th, huh?

What?

It's a pity not everyone can come.

Why?

Speaker 25

And in the third, dear Ambal 16.

And the rest of the cool guys.

It may sound a little strange, but... Don't be afraid of the new, no matter how scary it is.

It may turn out that even the worst changes that happen to you will turn out to be the best thing that has ever happened in your life.

And now, dear M-Ball 16, enjoy the music.

Speaker 1

Yes?

Speaker 1

What's going on there?

Speaker 12

Why don't I know?

Have you forgotten who pays your salary?

Why am I the last one to find out what's going on on the air?

I'm asking you.

Why are you silent?

Speaker 37

We'll fix it now.

Speaker 12

I'll fix it for you.

You broke your self-employment.

You were completely hyped.

The whole of Moscow is buzzing from your PR companies.

They also brought some Nagant.

Okay, go on.

But let me know.

Speaker 18

Oh, my God.

.

.

.

.

Oh, oh, oh, I'm an ordinary girl.

Oh, oh, oh, I got married without love.

Oh, oh, oh, I made a million for myself.

Oh, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my,

Speaker 28

Why are you whining like a woman?

You knew that the money was returned.

Speaker 24

Guys, I really didn't know.

I didn't know.

We'll see.

Let him go.

Speaker 19

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Speaker 6

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Speaker 18

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Speaker 1

Thank you.

Speaker 1

Thank you.

Speaker 1

Thank you.

Speaker 1

Thank you.

Speaker 1

Thank you.

Speaker 18

Thank you.

Speaker 19

Thank you.

Speaker 18

Thank you.

Thank you.

Speaker 1

Thank you.

Speaker 18

Thank you.

Thank you.

Speaker 1

Thank you.

Speaker 1

Thank you.

Speaker 1

Thank you.

Speaker 1

Thank you.

Speaker 18

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Speaker 1

Thank you.

Speaker 1

Thank you.

Speaker 1

Thank you.

Speaker 19

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Speaker 1

Thank you.

Speaker 55

But after the defibrillator, I have a heart.

I was standing here, I was standing here.

Girls, count her.

Tell me, tell me, Strauss, is there?

There is Brazilliana, take Brazilliana, is there?

Speaker 1

Two.

Speaker 1

No, no, three.

Speaker 1

Three, there is Brazilliana.

Speaker 1

Yes, there is Brazilliana.

Speaker 40

Hello.

Speaker 22

Well, hello, Ambrose 16.

Speaker 20

Well, hello, Maxon Sokolov!