Do NOT play this game in 2024

Oh my gosh.

Where are you?

What year is it?

What year is it?

Oh, circa 2098.

Holy cow.

We're in the future.

Actually, yes, because what we're doing is we're bringing back the past.

The history always repeats itself.

Can you even hear us over the sick rock riff?

It's a riff.

Just riff.

Watch.

Oh, oh, oh.

Get off me, bro.

Put that tongue away.

I'm allowed to do it.

I'm the tongue guy.

You're the freaking... Talk to him.

Tell him what we're playing.

Intro.

Go.

Hit it.

Weren't those a lot from the beginning of the video?

Happy Wheels.

One of the greatest games ever created, but I've never completed it.

I bet some of these youngins weren't even here for this.

really point them out for you i swear to god wait how old are these people i was talking to an 11 year old and i was like what and then i mentioned one direction and he thought it was freaking i was telling him to go so he's like whoa which way and i was like jesus you know what i mentioned to a kid beyonce these kids don't even know who beyonce is what about jay-z speaking of beyonce rent what are you worried about they forget the hove they forgot the hove

Y'all don't know the home?

Oh, we lost.

We're done.

Not the home!

renaissance speaking of beyonce they got a beyonce map renaissance ravager god damn how many votes okay read the freaking bio after safely landing the saucer to escape the aliens our hero stumbles upon a park where they happen to be hosting the renaissance what the ho reek havoc played 70 million times it's twice the population of canada so we're two people that's twice again oh remember him paul blart mall cop oh my god so wazzed are the controls bro it's never been wazzed

Oh wow, they weren't Team Waz, they were Team Control.

But I think there was, I think you had to jump with this.

Can you be the jumper?

Oh, you're the jumper and I'm the control guy.

Renaissance fear, I'm coming Beyonce.

This is such a nice game, nothing will go wrong, I think.

Come on, Marin, help me out.

I'm pressing as hard as I can.

You're not moving forward.

I'm gonna go back.

Martin, damn it, Martin.

Okay, go back.

I'm trying to get some speed.

Go back, go back.

And go.

Go back more.

Give me some time.

Give me some time to react.

Look at the beautiful sun in the cloud.

Come on.

Martin, why did you do it twice?

Okay.

One more time.

Here we go.

Yeah, boss.

Nice.

Oh!

We crushed his little fingers.

Bro, that's not right.

Let's go check on them.

Oh, we're glitched here.

We're glitched.

Let's go check on them.

Oh, we couldn't.

We can't.

We're glitched here, though.

No, there's a way.

Come on.

Yes?

A little bit more?

Power?

Pump it, pump it, pump it.

Pump it.

Yes!

Yes!

Oh, the kid.

Wait, wait.

Go, go, go.

Now's our chance.

Now's our chance.

Jump.

Hit the kid in the face.

Yeah!

What, you didn't know that that was going to happen?

You cheered for that?

Did you play with blood off before?

Yeah, I played peaceful mode.

This game is supposed to be bloody.

Look, his little, like, intestines and lungs and everything popped out.

Wait, let's crush her too.

Oh, she's sitting on a parchment.

I don't understand depth.

Okay, Beyonce, here we are.

Huzzah, let's roleplay.

Okay.

But maybe it isn't roleplay.

Damn it.

Wait, wait.

Go back one more time.

Come on, I want to crush his head.

Martin, you have your... You're sick in the head.

One more time, one more time, one more time.

Martin, I don't know if this is good for YouTube.

Okay, there's no way he survives this.

Oh, we got a thick skull.

Alright, let's get over this hay bale, huh?

Okay.

We're playing like difficulty infinity with the... Oh my god, it's really hard because you're...

Okay.

Oh.

Oh, let's use him.

Oh, perfect.

Okay, I'm going to start from here.

I'm going to get a boost and then you jump at the right time.

Ready?

This is all on you.

Three, two, one, jump.

Nice.

Okay, we made it.

We made it.

And jump.

Whoa.

Is this really happening in the world?

Those Facebook moms that believe all the GTA-like footage is real.

Really?

This is happening right now?

I'm going to show this to my mom and tell her that this is really happening right now.

Okay, let's do this right, Martin.

Mom, this Renaissance Fair.

And this guy on his Segway, what is it called?

Segway?

Yeah.

Martin, please time these right.

Jump.

There you go.

Yes.

How do I get past this?

Chicken.

Oh, look at this guy just chilling.

Awesome, awesome.

Oh.

Oh.

Don't touch the guillotine!

Worst date ever!

Oh my god, wait, she's filming.

She probably works for Lively.

Maybe it's OnlyFans or something.

Let's learn other stuff.

Really?

Yeah.

No way I gotta get over that.

Wait, wait.

Oh, okay, that could have been worse.

Whoa!

Live action battle.

Oh, we're gonna make it a battle, alright.

Hold on, hold on.

Eddie goes... Oh, there it is.

Oh.

What did that do?

I'm not sure.

Go.

What the hell?

Oh.

What happened to the catapult?

I don't know.

Weird.

Oh, it's going to be in the bush.

Wait, we screwed.

You ready to jump?

Jump on the rock.

Three, two, one, jump.

Nice.

Perfect.

Wow.

We're in.

We're in.

Calculated that perfectly.

We're in.

Annual jousting competition.

Wait, that was the watermelon.

Time out.

Wah, wah.

Hey, you should have moved out of the way.

It really is everyone's fault.

It really is everyone's fault, though.

It's not ours.

We're just trying to go on a peaceful ride.

Oh, wait, wait, wait.

Time out.

What are you saying?

Land here.

Eject.

Hold for up to one second.

Grab on.

Charge.

That's hard.

I don't understand any of this.

Eject?

Hold up for one second.

Grab on.

Space.

Marn, you didn't eject!

I tried.

I tried.

You didn't eject at all.

We're ejected.

I just ejected.

You didn't...

Okay.

Oh.

We're still holding on though, kind of.

Dang it, did we really just lose?

Go to a different level.

Oh, this one's gonna be so fun.

Pokemon.

Do you like Pokemon?

I love Pokemon.

I grew up watching all the movies, playing all the games.

Oh, I just, I thought it would let me figure it out first.

Wait, don't they all have different power-ups?

Yeah, I don't know why it immediately picked.

That's okay.

We're a different type of Pokemon here.

We're in the Pokemon gym.

Oh.

That's it.

Thunderbolt.

Oh, I dodged it.

I actually dodged it perfectly.

Oh, wait.

That was our bones.

Wait, we died.

I didn't even hear it.

So focused on the enemy that I didn't even hear it.

Is this the character we want?

No.

Yeah, it seems not very nimble.

Change character.

Change character up there.

Let's go.

My favorite one was always.

This is crazy.

No, my favorite one is the kid.

Dad and the kid.

Dad and the kid.

Oh.

Because you die first.

Okay, go.

Oh.

Oh, I got wheelie control now.

Careful, careful, because what we're supposed to do is make sure we don't die.

No, no.

They're going to do thunderbolt real quick.

Come on, thunderbolt.

Maybe I do have to kill him.

We're killing ourselves.

This is before we had the kids.

There we go.

There we go.

Careful.

All I can do is jump.

I can't even jump.

It's all you.

You can't even jump?

It's all you.

Beefcake.

Whoa, jeez.

This is with the facade.

That's the facade couple.

They just came here.

Can I walk through here without getting punched in the face, please?

Ready?

This one's going to be probably the final boss or something.

Usually third time's the charm.

Jigglypuff, of course.

That's one of the strongest Pokemon.

Careful, careful, because it's Jigglypuff.

Yeah, I knew it.

I knew it.

How did we just not die there?

How do people know how to...

Wait.

We were playing it wrong.

Oh, my God.

How do you survive that?

What Pokemon power is that?

What element is that?

Dude, we're playing the game wrong.

It's not about killing other people.

It's about surviving.

Doing whatever you need to do to survive.

What was the song?

What was the song?

I wanna get to the rest that no one ever was.

Dun-dun-dun come on careful cuz you my head's gone.

Well, no now the kid is fatherless And you know what happens when you have fatherless children what they grow up to watch Aiden Ross.

Yeah watch kick watch Our YouTube channels one of us Careful Wow good thing I did my Kegels this morning.

You have a helmet on but why does the kid not have one on no one knows I

You know, every time I see these bikers in IRL with the kid, I always think about what if the daddy farts on him, you know?

Yeah.

And it's like, damn it, because dad farts are the worst.

Dude, that's an intrusive thought.

It's an intrusive thought.

The fart or my thought?

What you were thinking about that.

The kid fart with the dad farting on the kid.

Oh, here we go.

Dodge the jigglypuff.

Okay, now how do we get past this?

Careful, man.

You go down the stairs aggressive.

It's hard.

Okay, careful here.

No, because you know what happens.

That was my strategy.

Oh.

Get past.

Epic explosion in the background.

Pass it.

Get past that.

Sorry, kid.

Helmet off.

Helmet's gone.

Rules are off.

No shirt, no service.

Things are getting serious.

No helmet.

Body parts are following us.

Go, go, go before they touch you and give you some disease.

And damn it.

Oh, God.

Pedo bear.

I told not long.

Huh?

What'd that say?

I don't know, but here we go.

Final showdown.

This way.

This way.

Did you just read an arrow?

Yeah.

Wait, go back.

There's a secret.

I like secrets.

Enable deflector shield.

Are you kidding me?

That's the trap.

They made this in the angle that when I pick it, it actually punishes someone who takes the easy route out.

Oh.

Okay, this one.

That's okay.

We don't need that.

It's fine.

And a swing and a miss.

Got him.

That one is funny because that would never kill us.

Yeah, we would know what to do there.

I mean, come on.

What are you doing?

What's next?

Final showdown, I believe.

No, it's not.

Yeah, it is.

Oh, wait, no.

It's this weird... What did you call it?

A pedo?

I did not understand that reference.

You don't remember Pedobear?

This is one of my nightmares.

He seems nice.

No, he likes to go after little girls.

Martin, don't make accusations like that.

Like Wilbur Sue is gonna end up like Wilbur Sue.

Dude!

What did Wilbur do?

Dude, you can't do that.

I don't know any of the lore.

Am I gonna get in trouble for that?

Maybe.

I thought he was just biting people.

He wasn't a pedo.

He was just a creepy dude who did stuff.

Oh.

Number one Wilbur Sue defender here, guys.

See?

What?

This is your guy?

Okay, let's keep going.

Psychic powers.

Alright, should be easy enough.

It's okay, it's just our kid.

It's just our kid.

Oh, my God.

Theme song starts playing.

I wanna be the very best.

Wait, let's start from the, so we have it on the right tune.

Okay.

Theme song starts to play.

Harmonize, harmonize.

I wanna be the very best.

That no one ever was.

To catch them is my real test.

To train them is my cause.

Pokemon.

Gotta catch them all.

Yes, dude.

Rate it, rate it.

Rate it.

Five.

Dang it that all the features the future data even back then they want to damn it What are they doing with it?

You know next level?

I don't want any puzzles.

I just want to yeah $1,000 Okay, go who can say no to $1,000.

Let's go.

Come on.

Who are we playing in this one?

I don't recommend skipping this if it's your first time the level is more clear that way What what are you about to show us a whole story?

Oh?

We need you to test our medicine.

Oh, it's Lady Gaga.

Be our guinea pig for a couple of hours.

Wait.

And get the free prostate check.

Do you see that?

I need to go to...

This is too much.

Did they really think this would help?

This is a video game.

They're cussing in a video game?

You need to...

Okay, that really cleared things up for me.

Okay, we're back.

It's just us and our son and we have to give them names so we know and just to humanize them a bit more.

Okay.

So maybe the dad's name is Alfred?

Alfred and our son is bald.

What would PewDiePie name him?

Timmy.

No, let's name him Symptom.

Symptom.

That's what I would name my kid.

Well, we are in a doctor's office.

Symptoms, viruses.

Oh.

Guys.

He's mewing a little bit.

He's mewing so hard.

Don't be scared.

Everyone is going to have to go through this if you get infected with the slushy noobs virus.

Oh, look.

There's a good car.

This is what happens when you watch slushy noobs.

You get happy and everything's awesome.

I would like to try that.

Oh, he's tripping, tripping.

Can we show that?

I'm trying to get past this.

Why are you still here?

Just go.

Oh, I'm trying.

Go, go.

I can't.

I don't want to watch this.

I don't want to watch this.

I don't know how to get past this.

Can we show that?

Oh god.

Oh god.

Oh god.

What's this?

What's this?

Oh god.

Oh.

He's gonna kill you if you... Oh!

Can I show that?

What we just saw?

Maybe.

Censor it.

We'll censor it.

Oh.

I'm in the poop.

Huh?

God damn it.

I should've never taken that.

We're on drugs.

We're on that Teemu pack.

Oh, wow.

Look at the sink in the back.

Yeah.

Oh, he'd be alright.

Oh!

She's cutting her own finger.

For what, girl?

For what?

It's never that serious.

Oh, the helmet protected me.

It's a dull blade.

It's a dull knife.

All right.

And go.

Oh, how does that even happen?

No, you're not all right, man.

There's no way of recovering from that.

Symptom, start driving.

Come on, push us.

Come on.

Oh, damn it.

Yes.

Are we safe?

Oh, wait.

He in our booty, bro.

This is hell.

go to user levels go to user levels i want to play a user level these are all the newest ones that people are still making people live right now yep yep yep kanye west simulator where i don't even want to know what that is kidney failure he has kidney failure

You defo not playing Runaway by Kanye West.

Wait till this song over.

I spent three hours in my PC crash.

Oh.

Oh.

Isn't there a move to grab?

Oh, here we go.

Here we go.

Position yourself.

It's grabbing.

He's grabbing.

Why is he grabbing?

Let yourself fall.

Just let yourself fall.

Let it go.

Get in the Kanye.

Whoa.

Well, that was not nice of them to say that.

So this game has went through some changes that might not be very user-friendly.

User-level browser is a scary place.

You know, you don't know what people are posting nowadays.

And who still plays Happy Wheels?

That's kind of the question.

It's those kids that never really grew up?

Mentally.

That guy was a little bit behind.

That's okay.

We pray for him.

Pogo Fight.

Haunted Mansion.

What about that?

Because we like horror games.

Three new monsters.

Oh.

What do you think?

I'm okay with this.

A horror game?

Uh, yeah.

Sure you don't want to be friends?

Oh, run, run, run, run, run, run, run.

Symptom.

Oh, damn it.

Oh my god, wow, that was so extra.

Oh my god.

Wait.

It's doing it by itself, it's not even... Holy cow, symptoms.

That was so extra.

Careful, jump scare here.

No.

Damn it, you're right.

How am I supposed to survive?

All right.

Symptom.

We don't need anything to do with you.

Oh, he didn't even make it this time.

Okay, ready?

Go up the stairs.

Oh, my God.

Are you breaking ankles?

That wasn't us.

That was Symptom in the back.

I think that's you, man.

How do I refrain?

Okay, go slow here.

Go slow here.

Maybe I pass it.

Jump.

Jump.

You got the jump, right?

Okay, I got jump.

I got jump.

Three, two, one, jump.

Nice.

Teamwork.

Awesome, dude.

Ready?

No.

There's nothing happening.

In this one.

There's a yellow light.

That means there is something.

Okay.

Glass.

Nice and easy.

Nice and easy.

We're outside.

Oh, that's definitely a jump.

Wow.

Why did you do that?

That's okay.

That's okay.

That's okay.

Oh, this guy's cool.

Never mind.

Oh, no, dude.

Yeah, he's chill.

He's eyeing our prostate.

He's... Oh, is this from the ad?

Oh, my God.

Are you going to make it past this?

Wait, maybe.

Go back.

Go back.

Go over him.

Yes.

Easy.

Nice.

Oh.

Oh.

It's okay, we're still alive, we're still alive, we're still alive.

I know.

That was the jump scare.

No, that was him in pain.

That's okay, still alive.

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

Damn it, I don't think it's good.

We should see a doctor here.

Happy wheels.

It hits me every once in a while, like while we're actually playing.

It just takes me out of it.

As long as we're still holding on it.

Come on.

Whoa, we hit a speed boost.

He has a mission.

He has a goal.

He's going to do anything.

Jump.

Martin, that was for you.

Jump.

Damn it, Martin.

Oh, there's a trick shot.

Yeah, we're in purgatory.

Worst place to be.

That was on you.

You're supposed to hit the jump.

But how do we?

There's multiple exits.

There's multiple routes we can take.

We don't have to go the same way every single time.

It's like life.

It's not cookie cutter for everybody.

Jump that.

My neck.

Go, go, go, go, go.

I just licked the ceiling.

Jump through this.

Should we try to jump through this?

You want to try?

Yeah.

All right, Martin.

Jump!

No!

That's okay.

That reminds me of that clip, the Minecraft one, when you had the 1v1 at the end of the bed port.

That was literally what you did last time.

Well, dude, come on.

Who's actually good at happy wheels?

No one.

We're jumpers.

We have to jumpers.

Oh, hell no.

No, that thing's pulsating.

It's pulsating.

oh huge just go just keep running just keep running about to tickle us no martin i couldn't make it wait no don't leave without us damn it all right the jumps because i want to see what's the end because at the end of a horror game it's so satisfying because it shows you the journey and it's worth it what's the story here whose house is this

I think it's like, with all the anuses, who would have an anus-themed house?

Think about it.

Oh god, so many people pumped up to mind.

Pumped up to mind?

So many people pop up into my mind is what I was trying to say, but I'm too distracted by this freaking anus monster.

You want me to be able to pump that to my mind?

Wait, we've never jumped that gap.

A rose for us?

Oh my God.

You should jump mine.

Wait, we've already been here.

You should jump, Martin.

No, we should go forward.

This is a trap.

Who would lay that rose there for you?

A beautiful girl.

You're so gullible, dude.

It's a trap.

Something's gonna fall from the sky and eat us now.

Hello, girl.

Where are you?

I am here for you.

No!

Not a girl.

Wait, if he left us a rose, maybe he's actually really nice.

Don't judge a book by its cover.

How about you jump before I cover you on a magazine of...

These things are harmless.

Wait.

It's the slow game.

Look at this guy dancing on the right.

Happy wheels.

Blood.

Barrel.

Dude, you're saying this as if it's funny, but honestly, this is our childhood.

It's our culture.

I played this nonstop.

It did irreversible damage to my brain.

Oh, yeah.

I mean, you guys can see it.

This was my, this was, this was like how I got desensitized to like death.

Whoa!

Desensitize that!

Wait.

You should beat the level.

It's lagging because it's trying to stop us from seeing.

It's trying to generate our reward at the end.

Generated.

Slenderman.

Slenderman.

Slenderman.

Damn it.

Go, dude.

He's fast.

He can teleport.

What are you slowing down for?

Alright, full speed ahead.

Jump!

Okay, come on.

That's why I didn't go ahead, because you need a frickin' two-day notice to actually know what's going on.

I don't think you can jump there.

You can.

Oh, here.

Oh!

Okay.

Now I'm getting cocky.

Come on.

Damn.

Alright, so I guess we're in Slenderman's Crypt.

Glowing house.

Knock on the door.

Knock on the door.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Shut up, you square.

Just thought of that.

I'm gonna do those more often.

Knock-knock jokes?

Whoa!

I got a knock-knock joke.

Knock-knock who's up there.

Shut up, you square.

Dude, you just got totally...

They're gonna see that you copied me.

Nope.

Editor, cut it out.

Oh, nice.

Preemptively.

Wow.

Oh, gold coins.

Wait, that's our first ever coin ever, ever.

We have to rate him five stars.

Rate him five stars.

slushy noobs is the prehistoric watch the renaissance ravager and the prehistoric pilgrim this level is a continuation oh we know we played renaissance we played renaissance ravager we just need to play prehistoric how does the prehistoric virus continue from renaissance radio seriously you don't know the happy wheels lore a gun shoot it do you have a button to shoot over there let's shoot test out which shoe click stop

dang it sorry oh grab it grab it what are you what are you clicking there uh space space hey uh don't mind if i come in your world in happy wheels happy wheels blow your fucking head with the shotgun it's full of lead full of lead and we coming in your world

We're gonna take over this world.

We'll take your girl and we'll take your money.

Smile if all you want, this shit ain't funny.

I don't like that.

I don't want to take anyone's girl.

I don't want to take anyone's money.

We're not all about that.

All right.

Just walk up to him.

Hello, officer.

This is us.

We caused all this damage.

Oh, nice shot, man.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Keep going.

Keep going.

Cross the road.

Keep out.

Don't split.

Don't look.

Split.

Oh, okay.

I think I gotta jump over this little piece of wood here.

I'm having trouble.

Sorry, I didn't even see that.

And jump.

Awesome.

Go back.

Go back.

Go back.

Oh, what?

Jump.

You're not... Jump!

Someone's throwing stuff at us.

Stand here?

Whoa, we're following directions.

Oh, perfect.

Move out my way.

We're entering a maximum security penitentiary.

Damn it.

What was our crime?

Being too goddamn good looking?

No, he's following us, dude.

Yo.

Yo!

Yo.

Blow his head off.

Well, you just jumped, Martin.

I got scared.

Blow his head off and you blew your own head off.

Okay, okay, let's go.

And we're coming and we're thinking of the world.

Shotgun in our hands and we're ready to blow.

Blow, blow, blow, blow, blow.

We're going down this hole.

Down this hole.

And three, two, one, according to my calculations.

Mr. Yo is going to come.

Yo!

Oh, he's late.

It's that friend that you don't really want to hang out with, but they keep wanting to hang and...

Go, go, go.

Oh, he fell.

Do we go backwards?

That's so embarrassing for him.

I think we go backwards there.

No.

Forwards.

Backwards.

Oh.

That sound effect killed me.

Oh.

Who the hell?

T-Rex?

We're at a bullet.

We're at the boss.

Okay, I got a jump.

Light jump.

A light one.

Careful here.

I can get around my way to convincing.

Okay, we go on top of him.

Hello, this is Lyle the crocodile.

I met him once in college.

Pretty nice guy.

You have to sing to him.

Careful, you're going to go off the edge.

Go back.

Go back.

I think I can slip right back.

Oh, no, you jump on his head.

Yeah.

Jump.

Perfect.

Oh, it's not Lyle.

This is a freaking Spinosaurus.

And?

Into the vat.

Whoa.

Perfect.

You almost cut your head off again.

Perfect landing.

Do we take the ladder?

No.

Keep going.

Yes, take the ladder.

Take the ladder.

And then we just... What?

Where's the physics in this, bro?

Dude, seriously, you've never climbed a ladder before?

Bro, are you serious right now?

Wait, these are our friends.

Hey, guys, we made it to the function.

Hey, gang.

Did you guys BYOB?

That's what I said, it's BYOB.

You know it's all your fault?

What?

Someone feed him to the dinosaur.

I'm gonna end the virus.

bro i'm not hanging with you guys we're gonna end it we're gonna end it once and for all and boom just ended the virus perfect timing and we're going back in the past it's taking away the virus

Where are we?

What year is this going to be?

It's 2002.

Kill myself?

Kill you so you never went to the Renaissance Fair.

You don't even have a...

Wait, jump on him.

No, no, no, no, no!

We need to kill him.

Ourselves, I mean.

Bro, if he's born, if he's dead, then who will be us?

It doesn't matter.

We got it to kill the virus.

And it took us 156 seconds to kill the virus.

We just changed the time.

We just changed the world.

This doesn't feel like a victory.

We killed ourselves.

That's not a victory.

We want to make that clear to the viewers.

Not a victory.

No, only in this special circumstance, you're allowed to do that.

What circumstance?

Well, a virus that's about to take over the entire world.

The only way to stop it is to kill yourself.

That's a sacrifice I would make.

You would make that sacrifice?

Yes.

I would.

For all of humanity.

Hmm.

Color me selfish, but I would maybe have to sit on that dilemma for just a moment's notice.

Well, color me a hero.

King of pop.

Go.

Michael Jackson.

Ow.

He used to say that when he was alive.

Ow!

And try to pick Michael Jackson as a character.

Alright.

Hmm.

No Michael Jackson.

Maybe this one?

We pick this guy.

We don't give him any love.

No.

This is the classic.

Happy wheels.

That's Michael Jackson right now.

I heard he's not doing well.

Can you space do anything for you?

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Careful, careful.

MJ, I'm a huge fan.

Where are you going?

Dude.

Oh.

Wait, no, because it's Jackson 3.

Jackson 3.

Michael, Michael, Michael.

I'm a big fan.

Oh.

Michael?

Michael.

I didn't know Michael had that gangster in him.

I don't want to hang out with Michael.

Come on.

Dude.

Matu Batu?

Matu Batu.

Matu Batu.

Like the Sims thing?

Hey, Bruce.

I want to thank you for all supporting my levels.

This is a fixed version of Matu Batu.

Follow me on Facebook.

Okay, Matu Batu.

I'm never coming to Matu Batu again.

Wait, this is beautiful.

Holy cow.

This is a salvia trip.

Oh, my God.

I got to take salvia.

This is what it's like.

Can we take Salvia?

I don't know, but what character are we playing?

I don't know.

They made their own.

Jump.

You gotta jump here.

Bro, this is...

I'm never coming to Batu Batu again.

Nah, bro.

Your level's cooked, man.

Mega Slam Dunk Arena.

I always wanted to play these!

These are the good ones.

You gotta get in there and then... Oh, yeah!

God, so much freaking blood.

Isn't it gorgeous?

Oh, yeah.

Freaking raining down on us, man.

Rain on me.

Rain on me.

Let's do it again doing it back to get as much blood.

Yes wait there.

Oh Whoa wait this could actually help us come on Stop you want to press it you want to try oh, oh you got controls over there, too.

Oh

Oh, okay.

No, we can... Front flip.

Into the... No front flips.

Okay, got it.

Backflip.

And perfect timing.

No.

Is this what we want?

We want to get on that side.

How is that possible?

Enough of the breaking.

Dude, come on.

Don't you wish you could do this with your dad?

This is like ultimate father and son bonding time.

No.

I don't want to do that with my dad.

What organ are we following now?

This is so interesting.

The heart.

That's obviously a heart.

It's following the heart.

The brain.

Some people think the brain is the most important.

Some people think the stomach.

the truth is it's your heart because that's the one thing that will never leave you i think the most important organ oh here we go maybe wait it is the heart that's the one that's the cameras what monologue am i doing here you think i'm talking about my ass it's the heart it always followed the heart i said that but i came to my own conclusion what if you press z midair

I'm cooking, I'm cooking.

Wait, you have something going on.

Let our son go.

Goodbye, son.

Press it.

You gotta press it earlier.

Okay, okay, okay.

So look, so look.

Ready?

And goodbye, Symptom.

And I'm gonna go be a star.

Oh, Symptom, you came with me.

Okay, let's try it again.

Here we go, backflip.

Wait, Symptom might make it.

Wait, Symptom, go without me.

Go.

Wait, here we go.

No!

Oh!

Oh my god!

Are we gonna do it?

What?

No, dude, this is hard, but I know we can do it.

Symptom, goodbye.

Oh!

Yeah?

He said, damn it.

Oh, my leg's stuck, damn it.

So, we have to just fall right perfectly.

Look at Symptom posted up.

I like his fit, though.

I feel like I have some clothes like this.

Symptom, Symptom, take my head.

Damn it, but it's the heart.

You were one of the brain guys I was talking about.

Some people like the brain.

I think with my... Something else.

What?

It's too much gore, man.

Do you think YouTube's gonna ban us?

My stomach hurts.

No, there's no way, because PewDiePie played this.

Not only did they play it, it was a blueprint.

Well, he... And he had, like, a hundred episodes.

Boom.

Here we go.

Perfect.

Aw, I thought that was it.

Look at those legs, though.

He looks really good.

You should take that helmet off more.

See how, yeah, it's thin.

We have a chance though.

We have a chance.

We have a freaking chance.

We need to get blasted up and then just fall down.

That's all that needs to happen.

It's so simple.

And, oh, that's perfect.

Damn it.

Oh, overlaunched it, overshot it.

And boom.

Wait.

What?

What just happened?

We just gained the perfect momentum and just overshot it.

I've never seen that happen before.

How much did you play this?

Oh my god, dude.

We could have made it there.

What is hap- I like learned some new techniques that give me hops.

I'm just hopping over these.

What is going on?

Is there a way you can slow down?

I'm doing these big jumps now.

Wait, what if you did that, but then we ejected?

But then I hit it backwards, then you eject down.

Oh, I like that.

I like that.

Okay.

And up, and it- Come on!

Am I- Wait, I'm not supposed to eject.

That was so close.

I think you're supposed to land with your bike.

There's no rules to this game.

You cut...

There's multiple ways to...

There's multiple ways to skin a cat.

What?

There's a saying back in the old country.

What country?

The old country.

You never... You never... Dude, there's no country for old men.

You're so dumb.

Everybody just mean.

Why would you just... Is that not a movie?

You think you're in the movie?

Roll credits dude cuz I know there's probably a lot of people that love movies.

Yeah, that's why I'll do that That's why I did Al Pacino.

It's for the movie lovers.

Oh, here we go.

His legs moving faster.

Oh

I hate this level.

I might give up.

I might've gave up.

Rope swings.

That sounds like her.

Okay.

Grab things with space bar.

Oh, thanks for the tip.

And grab.

I'm grabbing though.

Well, wait, we got to grab that with your ass.

We got to eject.

We got to eject.

So no way.

Jump, eject, grab.

You grabbed a scooter back.

Okay.

So jump, eject, grab.

Okay.

Oh, whoa.

Jump, eject, nothing.

Okay.

Maybe I should wait for it to come back.

Jump, eject, grab.

Go.

Dude.

Stop edging me.

Oh, that's how it feels to be edged.

Jump, eject, grab.

Remember.

The mantra of life.

Jump, eject, grab.

Oh!

Ready?

Ready?

Yes!

Yes!

No!

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding me?

We can do this.

We can do this.

We can do this.

Jump, eject, grab.

Jump, eject, grab.

Why would you let go, Mario?

Let it swing.

Let it swing.

You should have let it swing.

Bro, let it swing.

Jump, eject, grab.

Jump, eject, grab.

Come on.

It's on his neck.

I'm crying, bro.

give it some no don't worry it's the heart everything's in the heart it doesn't matter about your heart you don't have a brain the knuckles okay hold it just holding i'm holding i'm holding it see look this is what i've been waiting for already no i'm not i'm not okay this is awesome actually

Just let me get one more swing in.

One more swing.

One more swing?

Because momentum matters.

One more, right?

And... One more.

One more.

Okay.

It's because you let go and now we're so goddamn low on this thing.

One more.

And...

Yes.

No.

Come on.

Wiggle a bit.

Wiggle a bit.

Oh, that's it.

That's it.

It's like those videos where the person never lets go on the rope swings.

This is just funny.

Worth it.

Yes.

Let go.

Okay.

Yeah.

Come on, Martin.

Well, it escaped me.

Ready?

And one.

Oh, God.

This is going to kill us.

We still got our arms.

That's it.

That's it.

Let's go.

No.

Oh, I got to grab it on its way out, like this.

That's a new one.

Interesting.

Damn, this is a frustrating one for sure.

I'm getting hot and sweaty.

Because it's all there.

You know, all the pieces are there.

Okay.

Okay.

Wow.

Wow.

That's the next.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Give me some momentum.

Something to work with.

I'm having nervousness.

There you go.

Don't get stage fright.

Is that what it's called whenever you can't perform?

Right now.

You.

This is what we call it.

And that's it.

Why do you death drop?

Whoa.

Death drop.

Ironic.

It originated from Happy Wheels.

Dude, drag queens play this a lot, probably.

To learn all the poses to fall in.

Oh, these are some really talented, you know.

Oh, helmet saves lives?

It doesn't save that much.

Oh!

Wait!

No!

How did my neck not snap?

Oh, man.

Dude, it's such a gamble with people dying and not dying.

Oh, like in real life?

Yeah, in real life and in this.

It's such a gamble.

Some people land on their neck and are lucky and never die.

Hold on, hold on.

Just shut up.

Damn it, you're right.

That was a gamble.

I shouldn't have let that go.

I shouldn't have let that go.

Why don't I play the Seinfeld freaking... No, no, no, no, no, no.

He thought he was gonna catch it.

He thought he was so confident.

Oh.

Dude, enough laughing.

This is serious.

Okay, help me.

We have to win one of these goddamn things, huh?

I think there's something called the slushy noob's curse.

Where basically we're not allowed to win anything.

There we go.

Why are you doing that?

Why are you jelking?

Go.

It's about momentum.

And jelt this.

Grab it.

Nice.

Okay, I'm going to let it a little bit.

Oh, wow.

Okay.

And let her go.

landing on your neck is definitely not advised yeah and when it comes back to me i say hello can i come with you on the way back yes please bring me with you and then we grab it martin martin don't play with me okay let's breathe let's breathe breathe this is not happening wait i'm gonna why because i wanted to let go grab again oh man my vision's blurry of anger

I'm going to click restart.

Then what we're going to do is I'm going to do the same thing, but this time we're going to land here and I'm going to grab it perfectly, swing across Georgia, the jungle.

Death drop down.

Go on, show them.

Show them what you've been practicing.

You want to really see my death drop?

Yeah.

They don't call it a death drop because I'm going to have a heart attack and die.

It's because you guys are going to be stunned.

I'm going to put some pillows here.

All right, Lauren.

Maybe some blankets.

All right, there you go.

Guys, don't try this at home.

Watch out, watch out, fish.

Go ahead, Lauren.

Death drop.

Was that good?

Let me try.

Alright, here we go.

Wait, are you okay, dude?

Are you okay, dude?