Don't Wish Him a Happy Birthday

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Speaker 5

Hello everyone, this is your Daily Dose of Internet.

Speaker 4

If you told somebody that it's my birthday and they're coming to say happy birthday to you, I'm going to stop them.

Speaker 3

Attention, Hurricane, we have a very special birthday today.

Are you serious?

One, two, three.

Happy, happy birthday, Hurricane to you.

Happy birthday to you.

What the hell am I supposed to do with this?

Speaker 5

Can you smell my feet?

Texas, it's your turn.

Get it, get it, get it, get it!

They were waiting in line for the vet office to open up.

I think there might be a leak in her violin.

Speaker 1

Hey, y'all, don't forget to ODP Youp Favorites with Doop Dash and Uber Peets.

Speaker 2

That's too cheap.

Speaker 5

Oh!

So, this is very unexpected.

The cheating scandal I covered in the last episode is now a huge meme apparently.

This delivery guy wasn't expecting this to happen.

Speaker 4

I thought that was gonna, I thought that was gonna hit me.

Do you want to come check your drawers?

Speaker 5

This dog keeps censoring itself with a car horn.

Speaker 4

Are you trying to get your daddy?

Speaker 2

Are you?

Speaker 5

I have never seen a bird stand their ground like this before.

Speaker 2

He just got out of surgery and still had anesthesia in his system and he started getting emotional over the weirdest things.

Speaker 3

I had no idea that slinky experts existed.

Speaker 5

I guess it's a good thing that he put the watermelon on a cutting board first.

Someone in China recorded this super close-up shot of a rocket launching into space.

Having your phone out on a roller coaster is probably the dumbest thing you can do.

So in China they have competitive robotic sports now.

One of my subscribers can move their veins in a really weird way.

Speaker 4

This taxi driver in Peru had 11 phones going at the same time.

Speaker 1

This taxi driver in Peru had 11 phones going at the same time.

Speaker 5

I went to an aquarium and recorded this video of these upside down jellyfish.

They spend their entire lives upside down and grow algae on their tentacles to get food via photosynthesis.

Speaker 4

This guy wasn't going to let a flood ruin his day.

Speaker 5

I know this toy is like 500 years old, but I've never seen anyone play it so well.

This friend had trouble getting inside of this hole.

I had no idea that bodysurfing could be so extreme.

Speaker 4

What?

Speaker 1

What?

What?

Speaker 1

What?

Speaker 5

This poor snake got trapped inside its own skin.

I am currently in Norway, and I wanted to share some incredible video footage that I took while I was out exploring nature with friends.

That is the end of this video, I hope you enjoyed.

And I'll see you guys again very very soon.

Later.