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I must have seen like at least 10 people a night throwing up.

I don't know what happened tonight.

Must be them hot dogs.

People never learn when to quit drinking.

It's not that you don't have to drink.

If you don't want to get sick, it's very simple.

What you do is, here's an easy analogy for everybody.

Next time you go drinking, you have to remember, it's like having a party, right?

But the party is in your stomach.

The stomach is the bouncer.

He's the door guy.

You don't want to annoy him, right?

Now, when you have a party, you invite your friends, you invite your family, because you know everyone gets along.

No problems.

Same thing when you have a party in the stomach.

Now, if you're going to invite alcohol, stick to one group.

Like beer, you can mix up all the beer you want, because beer knows one another.

They show up to Stomach.

He's here, I'm telling you, man.

Hey, Stomach, what's up, man?

Listen, just does beer, you know?

Looking for a little party, hang out, you know?

You know everyone.

You know Coors Light, Sam Adams, Beck.

Once, hello, he's crazy, man.

He's nuts, man.

You know Heineken, you know?

And your Stomach's cool with that.

All right, come on in.

Just keep it down, all of you, understand?

Beer goes, are you sure?

Because there's like 20 of us here, man.

Beer goes in, having a good time.

Now, the party.

People find out about parties.

So does other liquor.

Next thing you know, a couple scotches show up.

How do you stomach it?

You've got a good party going on in there.

Where do you get these things?

Some bagpipers?

What do you say?

Stomach, I don't know.

Come on, show them that.

Just went up.

Now you're mixing a crowd up, stomach lets them in.

Now that's when tension starts.

People don't know one another, and that creates tension.

Scott just walking around with his boys.

Come on, boys, look at that.

Look at that.

Look at that.

Oi.

Heineken.

Right here, you rot bastard, you.

Don't like you.

And now there's a lot of tension.

You can feel it going on in there.

But now everyone's showing up.

Jagermeisters and Sambuca, Saki.

We'll have the party here tonight.

We'll have a big party.

Come on, my friend, come on.

Now the place is packed.

There's a lot of tension.

Everything's getting out of control.

Your stomach, hey, hey, come on, guys.

I'm not going to tell you again.

Keep it down.

I've had it up to here now.

And that's when the crazy people always crash the party.

Who always shows up at the end of the night?

Tequila.

And tequila doesn't show up alone.

There's always eight or nine of them lined up.

Stomach gets all brave.

How you doing, Tequila?

Listen.

Listen.

All right?

It's a little late.

Can't let you in tonight.

I'm sorry.

If I let you in three weeks ago, you'll ruin the place.

You hear me?

Tequila's like, come on, man.

We won't start no trouble, man.

We just came here to have a good time, man.

Right, senor, that's right, senor.

We left the worm back in the van.

He won't mess with nobody.

Like an idiot, your stomach lets in one shot of tequila.

And then he sneaks in all his friends when no one's looking.

Come on, man, there's nobody looking.

Go to the legs.

Go get the worm.

Go get the bone.

In your stomach.

All right, that's it.

Everyone, get out.