Easy & straightforward 😂

Melanie, I'm single, you're single.

What do you say we get married?

Well, I'm glad you finally decided on the direct approach.

Yeah, well, I'm a businessman at heart.

As am I.

What's your offer?

Single rich male seeks matrimony.

Primary residence?

Westchester County.

Would you be open to considering a secondary residence in Manhattan?

Central Park West?

South.

Done.

Time spent together?

Eight hours, five days a week.

Seven hours, twelve hours weekends.

Fifty-five hours aggregate, specifics to be determined later.

I'm amenable to that.

Children?

One.

Three.

Two.

Done.

But one of them has to be a male.

I'll see what I can do.

Vacations?

December, Hawaii.

June, the vineyard.

June, fine, but Hawaii?

Nope, the vineyard.

Is that a deal breaker for you?

I'm afraid so.

Me too.

Well, we gave it a shot.

I'm sure you'll find a better match.

Thanks for the time.