Эффект Ромашкина. Комедия. В главных ролях: Роман Ткачук, Михаил Державин (1973)

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Dear movie lovers, the factory of dairy products is announcing an open competition for the best advertising film about the benefit of kefir.

Life is becoming more and more active.

Our cinema is flying.

We are going to the movies.

We are going to the movies.

We are going to the movies.

To be continued...

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Young people, immediately release the passing part of the street.

Thank you.

People drink milk, the pleasure is great.

The one who drinks milk can jump high, can run far, can swim deep.

The one who drinks milk can think widely.

Where are you, my dear?

Well...

Vadim Pavlovich, мне пора.

А я, пожалуй, Аристарх Иванович, возьму еще стакан простокваши.

Ну и прекрасно, батенька.

Вы делаете успех, и из вас выйдет настоящий ученый.

Итак, до завтра.

While passing by, I heard your conversation.

So what?

Just a minute.

You are movie lovers.

Let's say.

And you want to make a film about the benefits of dairy products.

Interesting.

I am glad to help you.

There is a man, without whom you will not survive.

He is a pensioner, consuming only kefir, he sees a vision.

How will we see?

Behind this table sits a young man, a student of Professor Zanosov.

He deals with the problem of the transmission of visions.

And you could... No need.

We will find this phenomenon ourselves.

Don't you know his name by any chance?

By any chance?

I know by any chance.

Romashkin V. V. Romashkin V. V. Sounds like it.

If he looks like that guy... You just envy him.

Why do I envy him?

He can dream.

And you don't.

I don't know what else he's dreaming about.

Calm down, guys.

We need to find out the subject of Romashkin's vision, make a detailed list, select it, approve it.

Let him dream within the framework of the list.

And if he doesn't want to be within the framework?

He will.

We can't let Romashkin alone.

Even if they find Romashkin V.V., they still can't do without Vadim Balamutnikov.

Let them look for him.

I count on two powerful factors of life.

The power of science and the curiosity of women.

She will come to me.

Everything is going as best as possible.

Here is a business card of my scientific director, Professor Zanozov.

Give it to them and tell them that they can visit our laboratory for an interesting question.

Oh, I hope you understand who and how to give this card.

I guess by accident.

Will you go?

Yes.

Oh, Masha, you liked him.

Not at all.

I sacrifice myself for the sake of the common cause.

Tell me, Alyosha.

No.

What are you whispering about?

That art requires sacrifices.

Then we must talk about it openly.

I think not always.

Balamudnikov listens to you very attentively.

No, Aristarkh Ivanovich has left, and it is not known when he will return.

Yes.

Maybe you can call me later.

Yes, okay.

Hello.

Hello, is that you?

Yes, I'm here for Professor Zanozov.

Please, come in.

Please.

Please.

Sit down.

Sit down, it will be convenient for you here.

Aristarchus Ivanovich will be back soon.

Excuse me, how soon?

In a week.

Maybe I can be useful to you?

I need to know about the person with whom you make experiences.

If it's not a secret.

So, Romashkin... Romashkin is a galloping pensioner.

It's not that he'll have to imagine himself visually.

There's a more interesting task.

To control his visions.

We don't know each other, we didn't introduce ourselves.

My name is Vadim Pavlovich.

And you?

Masha.

Masha.

Masha.

Karakum?

Mashenka.

By the way, just call me Vadik.

All right, Vadim Pavlovich.

This is my last work, Masha, which I dedicated to you.

I see us performing in tomorrow's, and also in the day after tomorrow.

Your presence inspires me to solve unforeseen problems.

And everything is for you, Masha.

Only for you.

Vadim Pavlovich, you said that Romashkin will come.

Yes, he will come.

Later.

I would like to warn the guys.

They are waiting for me in the yard.

Wait, Masha.

This is your friend.

Does he love you?

Just a minute, Masha.

Remember, in our rational age of cybernetics and self-service stores, no emotions and illusions can withstand the might of science and technology.

Good, Vadim Pavlovich.

¶¶

Are you interested in where citizen V. V. Romashikin lives?

Yes, but if possible, as soon as possible.

The past is covered with a veil.

The lines are blurred with time.

But I repeat with sadness

Слова, что говорил мне ты.

Приди, приди, я буду ждать всю жизнь.

Приди и слово да скажи.

Приди, приди, я буду ждать всю жизнь.

Приди и слово да скажи.

I must tell you that lately people are very interested in information.

Some are interested in when the train leaves, others are interested in the question of where you can register decorative dogs.

The third is a little light.

He needs to know where you can urgently remove the spots from the balloon cloak.

By the way, I knew one Romashkin.

His name was Mika.

He also started writing poems in high school.

He graduated from law school.

Then he married a woman.

She was two years older than him.

She had a mustache.

She left her husband.

He was a doctor.

And a terrible despot.

In the area of the ear, throat, nose, such people are born every 100 years.

His name was Nikolai Arkadievich... What's his last name?

Romashkin V. V.

No, don't beat me up.

Oh, my God.

I forgot my last name.

Wait, wait.

I've been waiting for a long time.

Romashkin, VV.

I have three Romashkins for you.

VV.

Three addresses.

Thank you.

Hi.

I told him there was no headset.

And he looked at me and said, without saying a word, I understand you perfectly well, everything will be fine.

I said, I wonder, what do you mean?

And he said, what I mean, you already have it on the table.

I made him a headset, I open the table, and there are already hundreds of them.

Can you imagine how cultured he was?

Romashkin, this is for you.

Hello.

Hello.

Are you Comrade Romashkin?

Well, Romashkin.

VV?

Well, VV.

What's next?

Can I talk to you?

Let's make it short.

Why?

Because I don't have time.

I need to provide furniture to the population.

That's right.

Got it?

Comrade Romashkin, I was at your house.

Now I understand, I understand.

By the way, keep in mind, the radio station that I have there is not mine.

One of my friends asked me to put it on time.

That's for sure.

It doesn't matter.

What?

Tell me, Comrade Romashkin, do you like movies?

Are you not a fan now?

No, we are fans.

In short, we want to glorify you.

Really?

First of all, dear comrade, this case needs to be proved.

Do you understand?

No?

And we are fully aware of the case.

What case?

What case?

They lie to you about me, they lie!

And you believe them.

Wait, wait, but... What?

Sometimes you see something.

What do I see?

What?

You see, I don't see my family here for three days.

I see.

I am materially responsible.

At work time, you see,

An imported wardrobe fell down.

Romanian?

Yes, Romanian.

And I...

Listen, boy, tell me straight, what do you want?

I don't want anything.

I'm sorry.

You're probably not the one.

Forgive me, please.

So what do I tell you?

First, you know, you have to find out, and then show up.

And then me too.

Look, he's walking.

Go, go!

Thank you.

Dear Vasily Vasilyevich, I am glad to inform you that we have decided to name the effect of the Romashkin effect.

Thank you.

You are welcome.

You know, Aristarchus,

Once again, when I find a vision, I think, eh, I would give it to the masses.

On the other hand, I think, what is so special about my visions that they are useful for the public?

After all, what do I see?

How I walked at my wedding, I see how I was listed as a progressive.

Other similar views on household matters.

And other things.

All kinds of things.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Excellent.

Vadim Pavlovich, are you ready?

Science requires respect for itself.

A great discovery is always a holiday, and you need to prepare for it.

We are with you, dear comrades, on the eve of an interesting discovery.

The mixture...

Get ready.

Attention!

The screen!

Hello.

Can I repair it for you?

Vera, it's your turn.

Why is it mine?

Who did the shaving for you?

What shaving?

We don't shave.

Well, not the shaving, but the shoes.

What's the difference?

And yesterday, when did you get a haircut?

When did I get a haircut?

I went to kindergarten for a teddy bear.

What teddy bear?

What were you thinking?

And you keep silent.

Who did the vacuum cleaner instead of you?

What vacuum cleaner?

We don't do vacuum cleaners.

Well, not the vacuum cleaner, but the iron.

What's the difference?

For you, there is no difference at all.

To you, the client.

Interesting movie.

It's your turn.

You take it.

Telephone, we have a schedule.

What schedule?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

Comrade, why are you standing there?

Can't you see?

It's lunch break.

Vadim Pavlovich, you turned off the screen very quickly.

I cut off everything unnecessary.

Vasily Vasilyevich, dear, you have demonstrated to us a clear idea of life, its shortcomings, but science reflects not only the real reality.

It is an object

I would say, I'm not afraid of this word, philosophy, poetry, or something.

Do you understand me?

Well, how can I not understand?

About poetry or, say, philosophy, it's even easier than about household service.

For science, you can somewhere and philosophize, if only by and large.

It's not a pity.

Excellent.

But now that science has come to meet me, I have such a goal for myself.

To see only what will benefit all the workers.

The thought is excellent and, in my opinion, correct.

And if I see something wrong, then my comrades will correct me.

Undoubtedly.

I really believe in kefir, Aristarchus.

And I would like to convince all people in this.

It seems to me that it is a remedy against all diseases, a guarantee of health and longevity.

Can I show my vision on this occasion?

Very curious.

Get ready.

Attention!

Fire!

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Our soul aches when something goes wrong with you.

Thank you.

Vasily Vasilyevich, my dear, you're just an artist.

Vadim Pavlovich,

How do you like it?

Yes, Shakespeare, Rembrandt.

The next stage, I think, will be the recording of the image and the sound on the film.

Thank you.

What kind of Shakespeare I am.

So, lover.

What we see is given to us, what others do not see.

Thank you.

Do you like it?

It's wonderful.

Look at this pair.

In the center.

Remember this girl and her companion well.

I think I've already seen them somewhere.

I can't remember.

Look.

Look at them.

Remember their faces.

I never thought that at the same time

There are so many accordions in one place.

How wonderful it is to give them to people.

To give these accordions and bayanas for cash, in extension and somewhere on loan.

What do you want?

I was too selfish.

I deeply repent.

Masha!

Now, Tamara.

You decided to use women's curiosity rudely, and now...

Please, do not continue.

I sincerely want to help you.

I saw you with this cute young man.

How wonderful it is, how wonderful it is that high feelings do not fade in our rational age.

I invite you to his laboratory.

You will see Romashkin there.

I will do everything for your film.

But today Alyosha is in the evening shift.

Masha!

Okay, goodbye.

I'll come with Tamara.

No, it's better without Tamara.

Thank you.

Beautiful creation.

Vadim Pavlovich, may I say something?

Yes, please.

You see, I think I still have a lot of responsibility.

On the one hand, I see something personally for myself.

And on the other hand, I see it

For people.

Yes, of course.

Of course.

And now, please, attention.

Now we will make the first attempt to get into the future on the material of the last visual observations.

Yes, I...

Alyoshenka, what a wonderful and friendly family we have with you.

Yes, Masha, we live in a friendly and good way.

We work hard and have a good rest.

And our son has a good soul.

And we have a good daughter.

Daughter, feed the goat.

And you, son, play something soulful, will you?

We live happily and amicably.

The whole world knows it.

No one will quarrel if there is a drink.

¶¶

I'll go to Maxim, where my friends are waiting for me.

What is it?

What is it?

What was it?

Let's get out of here, Masha.

Let's get out.

Why did I see what I didn't see?

Vadim Pavlovich, what have you done to me?

They lived like people.

I protest.

You, you, Mr. Balamutnikov, have set it up.

I refuse to take part in your experiments.

Calm down, my dear.

since I invented the system of control of visions.

Well, let's assume you didn't invent this system.

Vadim Pavlovich, do your job.

Please explain what happened here in my absence.

I officially demand that my visions be used exclusively for peaceful purposes.

I'm in a state of ecstasy And I won't back down from love With my mighty intellect I'll get what I want Don't go away from me Don't go away from me I love you The whole evening and two days You were born to be the queen Everything else is a fuss

My mind and your beauty must unite forever.

Don't go away from me.

Don't go away from me.

I love you.

A whole evening and two days.

We will be together in snow and cold.

I will protect you from trouble.

недавно стал ученым мужем и просто мужем стать могу.

Не уходите от меня, не уходите от меня, я вас люблю.

Целый вечер и два дня, целый вечер и два дня, целый вечер и два дня, целый вечер.

Remember this girl and her companion.

Remember their faces.

Well, Vasya, are you going to lie like that?

Maybe you should drink some milk.

No need.

No need.

I don't want to see anything else.

Give me some kefir.

It's not that they had a fight.

It happens to everyone.

I didn't want to see anything, but he made me do it.

Calm down, Vasenka.

What right does he have to make me see what I wasn't thinking about?

What?

Thank you.

Vasya, we have guests for you.

What?

We have guests for you.

We're here for you, Vasily Vasilievich.

Yes.

We're here for business.

We're movie lovers.

We want to make a movie about the benefits of kefir.

I see.

Well, that's good.

Very good.

What do I have to do with it?

We want to use Professor Zanozov to show your vision to the audience.

I see.

It would have been interesting for you to look at my vision in the lab.

It would have been pleasant for you to see the bias in your family life.

If Vadim Pavlovich gives me his personal vision, I do not agree to participate in this case.

I have no habit of offending people.

We are not offended at all.

We are even very grateful to you.

For what?

For your sharp satirical speech on the family matter.

And our happiness, we see, is different.

You see, Vasya, how everything turned out well.

People came to thank you.

That's right.

Well, if so, okay.

Okay.

Only I will have a mandatory condition.

So that all there was personally commanded by Zanozov Aristarkh Ivanovich.

Don't worry.

It will be so.

Good.

Thank you very much.

Goodbye.

I'll see you off.

Sit down.

Well, Vadim Pavlovich, you're cunning.

And I'm more cunning.

Thank you for watching!

You, by the way, did a good job.

Instead of coming up with something yourself, you decided to take advantage of what has already been done by others.

Aristarkh Ivanovich, if you're ready, we'll start with your big plan.

Just keep in mind, please, that today is my debut.

I'm not a film artist.

Once, in ancient times, humanity paid attention to the fact that its own representatives have the ability to imagine.

And so it happened that those people who imagined a lot were always in the center of attention.

But the extremely developed instinct of frequent ownership at that time led to the fact that only its owner could use the product of imagination.

And then humanity wondered, is there such a real opportunity to make individual fruits of imagination the property of wide masses?

And I have to say that this problem has gradually found its solution.

There was a klinopis, a zhivopis, a mashinopis, a zvukozapis.

At the same time, there was a book printing, a cinema, a radio.

And I'm not afraid of the word television.

The song by Zanozov is the third take.

Let's start.

In the primitive age, people lived in a very bad way.

Because before science, everything was out of hand.

The world of mind has become many thousands of years old.

Not learning is darkness, but learning is light.

People of the Middle Ages had a weak health, because their legs and hands were torn off for science.

The world of minds has been fighting for many thousands of years.

Not learning is darkness, but learning is light.

And now a lot of scientists will not live without them for an hour.

Because it became clear that everything is under the power of science.

The world of mind has been hiding for many thousands of years.

Not learning is darkness, but learning is light.

And now, Aristarchus Ivanovich Zanozov will tell you about an outstanding phenomenon, the modest pensioner Vasily Vasilyevich Romashkin.

A lucky coincidence brought me together with a person who provided me with an exceptional help, well, naturally, in my face and in the whole science.

And this person is our highly respected Vasily Vasilyevich Romashkin.

Having a phenomenal visual memory and a rich imagination, Vasiliy Vasilievich came to our laboratory and told us about himself.

And then we decided to find out what was the trigger of Vasiliy Vasilievich Romashkin's rich imagination.

Soon we managed to establish

that the kefir introduced into the body of Vasily Vasilievich, having reached a critical mass in combination with the willful complex, creates a striking effect expressed in visual and sound manifestations.

And then a bold, and I'm not afraid of this word, bold task arose before us.

to solve the problem of control of visions at a distance.

That is, to put the effect of Romashkin on the service of workers.

Stop!

Excellent.

Aristarchus, everything is going great.

Now, Vasily Vasilyevich, you need to look directly into the camera.

There?

Yes.

And try to blink less, okay?

Get ready.

Later, later, Masha, later.

Let's begin.

And so I continue.

I am deeply convinced that bright pictures of imagination based on high-economic kefir reveal to us the richest opportunities to spread the Romashkin effect all over the world.

Thank you for your attention.

Stop.

May I?

In the frame.

Vasily Vasilyevich, thank you.

You can rest.

Thank you.

Dear fellow movie lovers, we can get down to business.

No need.

Egor, we're shooting right from the screen.

One moment.

Let me just say one word.

Please.

Egor, are you ready?

I'm ready.

It's possible that during the experience

and I do not see what is needed, then you are not protected.

And if any vision does not suit you, you forget it.

It seems that it did not exist.

I ask for full attention.

Get ready.

Silence.

Five, four, three, two, one, pause.

Dear comrade Romashkin, Vasily Vasilyevich.

Vasily Vasilyevich, not so long ago we took you on a well-deserved vacation.

and expressed the appropriate sensitivity and attention to you.

We decided to add sensitivity to you.

And in honor of this important event, the team of our factory of milky-sour products announced a competition for the best artistic film about the benefit of kefir.

Dear Comrade Romashkin, our beloved Vasily Vasilyevich, you have worked hard and continue to work in a voluntary society, a friend of health.

And your selfless love for life for our people, and tireless care that every elderly person was alive and well, and always inspired us to be younger,

¶¶ ¶¶ ¶¶

Thank you.

Thank you.

Dear audience, ladies and gentlemen, mesdames and messieurs, today in our circus there is a black mask.

The black mask calls for a decisive fight of all the fighters of the heavy weight.

Parade, allez!

Maestro, march!

The African Pouyga, the world champion, from the city of Sarajsk, is calling for you!

Black mask!

The Black Vaska has won!

Toyama Takanawa is the champion of Japan!

The door of the world has closed.

The champion of Europe and her region is here.

Dear ladies and gentlemen, mesdames et messieurs, we have received a proposal from the St. Petersburg workshop, Vasily Romashkin, for a match with the Black Mask.

Kefir for me.

Kefir.

Horses!

Horses!

Horses!

Horses!

Vasiliy Vasilievich, you opened my eyes.

I saw everything.

I understand.

Well, if you understand everything, then explain to the people so that he is aware of the matter.

Comrades!

Comrades!

I am now clearly convinced that any... any attempt to use the great invention of the greedy

Friends, look at me carefully.

In front of you is a completely different person.

Well, friends, well, look at me carefully.

There is a completely different person in front of you.

Surround, my friend, half of the world, try everything on the way.

There is no right to find anything tastier than kefir.

I'm ready to say that the world has heard me.

If you want to be always healthy, sing and drink ETHEREUM!

ETHEREUM!

My dream is forever ETHEREUM!

This is yes, yes, yes!

ETHEREUM!

ETHEREUM!

ETHEREUM!

You are my idol!

Если будешь в ресторане и устроишь пир, Попроси мой друг в стакане принести кефир.

Мы сказать готовы, чтоб услышал мир.

Хочешь быть всегда здоровым, пой и пей кефир.

Кефир!

Моя мечта!

Кефир!

Вот это да!

Кефир!

Кефир!

Кефир!

Ты мой кумир!

Nasha pesnya, leysya shiri, Obleti viss svet.

Kto vospitan na kefiri, Prozhevet sto let.

My skazat gotovy, Shtov uslyshil mir.

Khochesh byt vsegda starovym, Poy i pey kefir.

Kefir!

Moya mizhta mizhna!

Kefir!

Ode kata mizhna!

Kefir!

Mezhir kefir!

Mezhir kefir!

Mezhir kefir!

Mezhir kefir!

Exactly.

Good always wins evil in our lives.

Vasily Vasilyevich, thank you for the lesson.

I understood everything.

Exploring this supernatural feature, we made another important discovery.

It's not about kefir.

And I would say, I'm not afraid of this word, in a kind heart.

We happen to know each other by chance, and we have secrets in life, everything happens.

It seems that there are no wonders in nature, and they still meet.

When you are in grief, when you are in a quarrel, when you are in a dispute or in a minor, when you are sad, when you are heavy, you need, you need chamomile.

We told you everything that you knew, of course you understand.

And now you yourself will never miss a meeting with miracles.

When you are in grief, when you are in quarrel, when you are in dispute.

или в миноре когда вам грустно когда вам тяжко вам нужен ромашки вам нужен ромашки вам нужен ромашки вам нужен ромашки вам нужен ромашки

Thank you.