Fancy Party Shenanigans - Sonic Comic Dub [e-vay]

What do you mean you're not going?

You can't not go!

You know I can't stay at social events.

But I'm gonna be performing there!

Aren't you gonna support me?

I stopped by to send you my well wishes.

I'm sure you'll be perfect.

Remember when you told me you love me?

When you said you'd do anything for me?

That did not include dinner parties.

Excuse me?

Oh, I'm sorry.

I missed the fine print on that one.

You dumb, stupid, old... Fine.

Fine.

If you're going to be like that, I'll make sure I dance with every single guy at that party.

Huh.

As if that stubborn father of yours would ever allow that.

Please, he will be so relieved that I'm not fussing over you.

He'll be overjoyed.

I wouldn't, would he?

Well, I hope you have a fabulous time by yourself.

Oh, I didn't know you were going dressed like that.

Let's get going, Tiny.

Good night, Grump Hog.

Aurora, wait.

I need to find a suit.

Introducing Mr. and Mrs. Sonic the Hedgehog and family!

Welcome, Hedgehog family!

Oh, thank chaos you're here!

You look wonderful!

But Sonic, I believe it is customary to wear a bow tie to black tie events.

That's what I've been telling him!

I put on pants, didn't I?

And we're all just so proud of you, babe!

Knock it off, Ames.

Pants are a big deal, okay?

Introducing Mr. and Mrs. Knuckles the Echidna and family!

Is something wrong, Uncle Tails?

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

These rich snobs are just a handful, that's all.

I can't wait to hear you sing, Lightningbug.

Welcome, all of you.

Thanks for having us.

Boys, what do we say?

Thank you for inviting us to this elegant affair.

I didn't mean you too, Knuckles.

Miss Rory!

Hey, T-Man.

Hey, Ruff.

I've never seen you boys looking so fresh.

Mom put snot in our fur.

Hair gel, T-Bone.

But might as well be snot.

Well, my date stood me up.

Maybe I can steal a dance with you two so I don't have to spend the entire evening by myself.

That won't be necessary.

Introducing Mr.

Shadow the Hedgehog, quite unexpectedly.

Hey, you watch your mouth, young lady!

I'm glad you changed your mind.

Me too.

I'm sorry about earlier.

You look phenomenal.

Back off, creep!

Oh, I didn't realize compliments were against the rules.

Great parenting skills, Sonic.

Now everybody listen.

We are all gonna be polite and get along and not fight at our friend's party.

Or so help me, I will beat you all into the ground.

Curious.

I was looking forward to Styx attending.

Don't take it personally.

This isn't really Styx's thing.

You thought you could pull a fast one on sticks, eh?

Inviting me to your evil robot party?

I've got my eye on you.

So, how are things with Tails?

Mostly pleasant.

Though there continues to be a language barrier at times.

It's so peculiar.

In my former life, my purpose was to translate languages between computers.

Yet with Tails, there is so much I still do not understand.

Oh, don't worry, Cece.

It'll come with time.

Sonic and I are so close, we don't even have to talk with words anymore.

Watch this.

Huh?

It worked.

What did you tell him?

Oh, just that we forgot something back at the house.

Sorry, Cece.

I'm going to steal my wife from you for a bit.

OK, thanks, bye.

We'll be back.

Impressive.

Mmm, chicken.

Dad, can I please have the leg?

Only take the leg, just the leg, I swear.

Of course you can, bud.

Yes, thank you.

Just hand me your plate.

It's mine at last!

Return my appendage or I shall exact the law of Talion upon you.

That's the spirit, T-Bone!

Stuff this fancy party!

Okay, so while everyone was focusing on the kids, I may have accidentally stolen the snackles from someone.

Mmm, this looks delicious.

Oops.

Come here.

As much as I'd love to knock you on your drunk tail, need I remind you that we agreed not to fight tonight?

Keep walking, tough guy.

Wait, I don't understand.

Bartender, get this pipsqueak a drink.

You don't have to do that.

Oh, but I do.

You see, I've come to the painful realization that I'm stuck with you, so let's just drink up.

And let me pick your brain, because that's what in-laws do, right?

Get your finger out of my face before I rip it off your hand.

Cheers, you son of a bi- Wait, are you even old enough to drink, little grandpa baby?

Baby grandpa science experiment man?

Give me that.

What did I miss?

Have they killed each other?

No, they've just been... talking.

I just can't believe my daughter had to pick a genetically engineered mutant to date.

She's what?

Who are you laughing at?

I just pictured the violation showing up at your door in a tux like, hey pops.

No!

No, no.

But daddy, I love you.

It's a salamander.

stop stop it hurts i love you man but i still wanna kick your teeth in and you're like my friend but i can't freaking stand you we should do karaoke yes my dad and my boyfriend are making drunk jokes about me well at least they're bonding you know

Sticks threw me in a dumpster.

You all must be clean to your hoity-toity facade.

Come on, throw something else in.

I can keep this up for ages.

That's a family heirloom.

I want my teeth back.

Put your party pants on, Leroy.

Here's a strong word, bud.

I really, really, really, really don't like you.

Get off the stage!

No!

I'll fucking kill you!

You have to give it all back, Rouge.

Your thieving days are behind you.

You can't make me, you stubborn brute!

Tumble, you get down here and give Cece your leg back!

No!

Give it back, T-Bone!

Her hand won't stop attacking me!

Welp, I've been set on fire.

This is my cue to go home.

Love the party!

Oh no.

Oh.

This party went to hell and I had nothing to do with it.

Why am I on the floor?

Why am I wearing clothes?

Why is he in my house?

Your voice is even more annoying than usual.

Well, let's see, shall we?

The two of you drank the place dry and refused to be separated for the rest of the night.

So you invited Shadow over to build a pillow fort!

Oh, and you both thought it would be hilarious to bring up embarrassing Aurora stories.

She made you both breakfast, though.

Guess she's not that bitter about it.

Oh, wait.

Yes, she is.

Good morning.

I thought you guys might be hungry, so I made you this.

No hard feelings, right?

Oh, and I took the liberty of developing the photos from last night.

Don't worry about distributing them.

By the time you wake up, I'll have already hand-delivered them to everyone.

P.S.

This one's my fave.

Aurora.

Oh, sweet chaos.

You have my permission to kill me now.

That's my girl!

Rose!

So, you, uh, didn't come to bed last night.

You decided to work instead?

I do not require sleep, remember?

Yes, uh, but, well, I'm sorry about the party, you know.

You are forgiven.

However, I revoke your privilege to host any more of these events.

Actually, now that you mention it, I already agreed that we would- I forbid the hosting of future events.

Holy crap, Cece, I was kidding!

Regulate your heartbeat.

It was only a taunt.

I could not harm you even if I tried.

What is wrong with me?

Some type of firewall in my chest cavity?

I may need to install some upgrades.

Oh, I'm sorry again.

Um, you, uh... Well, you, uh, you looked really pretty last night, I meant to tell you earlier.

I'll just get to work now.

I completed most of today's tasks while you were sleeping.

I proposed the idea to use the spare time to do a leisurely activity together.

Perhaps to make up for last night, so to speak.

And you looked quite... pretty... as well.

Heh.