Gaither's Pond Fishtales

NBA Drafts Buddy Greenfly, Gloria Gladiola gets a million‑dollar book advance, and Vestal Gooseman runs for pond president. These stories, published in Carp Lowry's newsletter, are making waves down at Gaither's Pond. But Carp learns a valuable lesson when he realizes that rumors require retractions and apologies where people are concerned. In this fish tale, watch for characters that bear an uncanny resemblance to Mark Lowry, Bill and Gloria Gaither, Howard and Vestal Goodman, Buddy Greene, George Younce, Jessy Dixon, Jake Hess, Guy Penrod, David Phelps and many others.