He really can’t lie

I do not understand.

I can't lie.

Listen, you bastard.

I want my money.

I am not going to end up as 31-year-old divorcee on welfare because my scumbag attorney had a sudden attack of conscience.

31.

If Mr. Reed has no further witnesses, then I have no choice but to...

Your Honor!

I call Samantha Cole.

It says here you're a blonde, are you?

I'm a brunette.

Thank you.

Now let's see.

Weight 105?

Yeah.

In your bra.

Your honor, I object.

You would.

Bastard.

Quiet.

Overall weight.

127.

And it says here you were born in 1964, but that's not true either.

Is it?

No.

Can you tell me what it says here on your birth certificate under date of birth?

1965.

Now let me get this straight.

That would mean that you lied about your age to make yourself older.

I changed it so I could get married.

She was only 17 when she got married, which makes her a minor.

And in the great state of California, no minor can enter into any legal contract without parental consent.