HELLUVA BOSS - OZZIE'S // S1: Episode 7 - FINALE

Whoo!

That was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!

I'm still so jazzed up!

Well, you better stay jazzed!

because guess where I'm taking you tonight?

Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence, Moxie.

Sides, drinks are on me tonight.

Let's hit up the new dive down the street.

Actually, sir, it's our one-year marriage anniversary, so I'm taking Millie to Ozzie's in the Lust Ring.

Ozzie's?

No way!

That place is always booked!

Yeah, well, I've been planning it for quite a while.

Moxie!

Mwah!

Can you two not?

I'm sorry, sir.

Maybe another time.

No, it's fine.

I can come with the two of you.

Help you celebrate your boring-as-fuck monogamy.

Uh, no.

The reservation is for us.

Uh-huh.

Just us.

Mm-hmm.

Without you there.

Explicitly without you there.

I'll wear something nice.

It's a big deal after all.

See you lovebugs later!

Relax, sweetie.

Don't let him get to you today.

Let's just go home and clean his blood off.

Elevator 666 departing for last in five minutes.

Yeah, it's Luna.

Whoever you are, go for it.

Hey, Loony.

Just wanna let you know I'm not gonna be back home until real late.

I got something important tonight.

Hello there, buddy.

Got a reservation?

Oh yeah, I'm with those two.

This club is for couples only.

It's what?

No date, no reservation, no entry.

You know, you have really nice eyes, Daddy.

You fucking prude!

Why won't you love me, Alejandro?

That's a mood, Gabriela.

Hello.

Hello, Blitzi.

Stolas.

Hey, you, uh, you busy tonight?

Um, why do you ask?

I was wondering if you want to come with me to a club tonight?

Are you asking me on a date, Blitzy?

I, yes, I suppose that is what's happening.

How fast can you get down to Lust?

I can be ready in 20.

All right, fantastic.

See you soon.

I'll see you, Blitzy.

Come on, come on, come on.

Oh, Blitzy!

I'm here.

Wow.

That's a bit overkill, don't you think?

Well, I just wanted to look a little nicer for you.

This is our first real date, after all.

Oh, yeah.

I guess this is, huh?

You again?

Beat it, shithead!

Ahem.

Do we have a problem?

Oh, shit.

My apologies, your highness.

Please, go right in.

Oh, my.

Oh, no.

No, but yes.

Oh, Blitz, how romantic is this?

What made you choose such a place to bring me?

Oh, it just sounded like, I just thought we'd have a blast here, you know?

Gotcha.

Oh, Blitz, what are you looking at?

I'm looking at nothing.

How about that?

Can I get you two off?

I mean, start you two off with some drinks.

Yes.

Um, perhaps some wine to share.

Do you prefer red wine or white, Blitz?

Or perhaps some champagne?

Yeah, whatever.

Perhaps all three.

Why not?

So, Blitz.

How was your day?

Huh?

Oh, good, I guess.

We killed a bunch of beardos.

That sounds fun.

How did you kill them?

How?

I mean, there was a lot of them.

So, I don't know, bullets?

Right, right.

So, what made you decide to ask me out after all this time?

Uh... Ladies!

Welcome, welcome to Ozzy's.

Lust ring's number one place for all kinds of sick, twisted fantasies.

Put on display for all you sleazin', sleazins, the gem joint of Ozmodeus himself.

Come on, give him some love!

Did he just say I was Mojus?

Oh, no fucking way.

Not him.

I am the one and only Fizzarali.

Some of you might recognize this dashing clown face from my numerous toy-bodic replicas across the rings of hell.

Gloriously designed by the big man himself, and, uh, ribbed for your pleasure tonight.

We have a great lineup for you tonight.

Ferocica Mayday, Wet Dream,

And the squirters!

But as everyone's warming up, I got a funny one for y'all.

Did any of you hear about the bat shittery that happened at Lululand?

Oh, yeah.

Wow.

You know, I'll tell you what.

I'd sure love to shake the hand of the crazy son of a bitch who decided to burn down that off-brand shithole and then slap a fat subpoena in it, because I'm very much looking to sue.

That robo-me made us more money entertaining those kids than the ones we sell to get you freaks off, if you know what I mean.

Oh, I know what you mean!

I have four of them!

Okay, keep that guy far away from me.

So, without wasting any more time, our little opening act is a fresh one.

Coming at us from a little imp from the Wrath Ring, give it up for Moxie!

with no creative stage name whatsoever.

Hello, everyone.

Oh.

Hi.

Thank you for letting me be here.

It's an honor to play.

Uh, hurry up, Bullet, and sing, boy!

This song is for my beautiful wife, a surprise for our first anniversary.

I love you, Millie.

I love you more than the brimstone loves the fire, more than the elsa loves her bub.

A maggot loves gangrenous stubs.

You make my spirit sing.

Yeah, you make me glad I live in hell.

Our love is a story sweet to tell.

Yeah, you cast a special satanic spell over my heart.

Love is a journey we decided to start.

Yeah, I hope we'll never, ever be apart.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

Who's singing love songs in my lustful lounge?

Aussies ain't the place for sentimental sounds.

Your demon host, Osmodeus, the embodiment of lust.

Give me a thrust.

Yeah, show me some lust.

From the groin to the bust, in desire we trust in the house of Osmodeus.

Trumpet.

If you came here to sing your serenade, perform your feelings on a velvety stage,

Only little bitches strum the strings in their hearts.

You wanna hang around this lustful town?

Ditch the lovey-dovey before we knock you around.

Here we sing about wars and desires.

Defrappity, savagery, loins hotter than fire.

So give me a thrust.

You just must in the house of osmodeus.

Come on, sing us a song.

Make sure the subject is getting it on.

Make it graphic and tacitly loud.

Be sure to rhyme song and schlong.

Go ahead.

The mic's on.

I want to.

Yeah, what do you want?

Butt stuff?

Piss play?

Bondage?

Make gentle love to you.

Get a load of this dweeb and his unsatisfied pride.

Hey, now, I've watched those two pork many times.

What?

Blitz?

And honestly, they make missionary look relatively exciting.

Is that Blitzo to your show and your face?

Hey, everybody, this guy's a total disgrace.

Some nerve you got to comment on a relationship.

Last I checked, your love life is a pile of shit.

Oh, Blitzo, I used to date him.

Oh, Verossica, you're here.

I'd stroke on my Play-Doh.

Yeah, but when it was my time, he didn't know reciprocating.

A selfish imp in the sheets, and just as bad in the streets.

A reckless heartbreak in the heat.

Who's that at your table?

Is your date a demon prince?

Stokes, is that you?

Are you sleeping with an imp?

Woo!

My dark lord, how the mighty do you fall?

You used to have a smoking life.

Again, you had it all.

I hope you didn't give it up so you and the imp could get it up.

You sold your life for a thrust.

Now that's the spirit of lust.

Grab your groin or a bust.

I think you were trying to sing something for me, Mox.

Yeah, I was.

I love us.

I love us just the way we are Don't have to pretend to like to do things we don't I've always got you around to laugh at my stupid jokes I'll never take you for granted I'll always give you my best And if you can offer the same fate, we'll handle the rest Cause I love you Cause I love you

You know what?

This was a mistake.

All right?

Let's just... Let's just leave.

Oh, right.

Of course.

Oh, ain't that just such a happy display?

It sickens me.

Get the fuck out.

Thank you for inviting me out tonight.

Despite everything that's happened, I enjoyed spending time with you.

Yeah.

You know, I have some more wine in the house.

Octavia's with her mother this weekend, so we could...

I'm not fucking you tonight, okay?

I'm really just...

I'm really not in the mood, Stolas.

We could talk, or watch a movie, or maybe cuddle.

Stolas, don't act like what we have is anything but you wanting me to fuck you, okay?

You make that really clear all the time.

But I just, I can't do it tonight, okay?

I'm sorry.

Okay.

Good night, Blitz.

Night.

Oh.

Thank you for watching.

Thank you.