I took my duck to the State Fair 🎡🦆

Oh!

He's so happy!

Does that work?

Are we corn dogs?

Shows your wings, Wrinkle.

Is this a game for ducks?

Oh, that's real easy.

You don't have any hands.

He only has the wings.

Do you scoop a duck?

I need to get my own duck stick.

You guys got the duck stick?

Ah, this one looks good.

I like this one.

Look at his wrinkles.

A bad one?

You think it's a good one or a bad one?

It's a good one.

Everybody wins.

Wonderful.

This is a wonderful game.

I love this game.

It's my baby.

I was wondering if I could get one of those corn dogs.

And if I perhaps could get a slice of tomato and a leaf of lettuce in my duck wrinkle.

We got a lot of opinions, yeah.

Gotta calm down, wrinkle.

Dignified lady, get away.

Sibi Sibi Rainbow.

That's right.

She was.

It's a disability.

But it hasn't held her back.

She's so rich with a star.

A wrinkle.

Now, off it online, she goes as seductive.

She's an Instagram model, you know.

So much.

Yeah, we got a little salad, too.

Honey, don't pull back.

She loves it.

It's a game.

No, she sleeps right on my belly.

I know.

Now I'm open up.

No one can say no ducks in a minute.

That's right.

She's two and a half years old.

She's a Virgo.

She likes long swims at the pond.

Favorite TV show is Paw Patrol.

You okay?

No, she's not allowed to have a porn dog, but she's getting fat.

What do you want?

See, she knows what she wants.

She got that tomato.

Yeah, you made that whole thing like it was nothing.

How do you do it?

You go like this?

I know you.

I happened to be in your video.

I subscribed.

Is that right?

Yeah.

So good to meet you.

I've been waiting for you to come to see me.

Is that right?

I've been waiting to meet you too, Iron Man.

I'm a big fan of your work.

Don't forget.

You went to McDonald's to get your duck some salad.

That's right.

You got to protect us.

Thank you so much, Iron Man.

You got anything you want to say to YouTube?

Listen to this guy right now and listen to the duck.

Let's go for it

You could draw one of your French ducks if you want.

What do you think, Wrinkle?

What is that?

Oh, you gave your eye such a sparkle.

No toes, no toes.

Thank you.

Yeah, yeah, you're such a good girl.

That's right.

This lion will spit in your cup.

Look at it, Sprinkle.

See this?

Uh-huh.

Look at that.

Sippy, sippy.

Yeah, that's lion spit.

You must have been drinking a bunch of water.

Yeah.

I thought you were just showing off your bottle collection.

Ready, wrinkle, up is how you do it.

Hold up.

Bam.

You try to make sure you get it right in between the bottles.

You don't want to get it stuck on there and you're never going to get it off.

You're going to be mad because you ruined the bottle for life.

This has been one hell of a party.

Have a good one.

It's the toilet from the Flintstone.

Yeah, you go like this, wrinkle.

You go like that.

And then he goes, it's a living.

That's stupid.

He's just in bubbles.

Whoa, don't be scared of bubbles.

Yeah, I know, what are those?

What are those things?

I think I follow you on Facebook.

Yeah, her name is Wrinkle.

Wrinkle, yes.

But online she goes with seductive.

Yeah.

Well, this is a tiny little person.

Yeah.

Nothing to be afraid of those bubbles.

A little duck kiss.

I know.

You want a kiss, baby?

You want a kiss, but she doesn't have any lips.

She thinks she's a really good kisser.

Not bad.

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Thank you.

It's so cool.

Hey.

Good idea with the shoes.

Oh, yeah.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

oh wow blue ribbon you're a blue ribbon dog blue ribbon dog wasn't a part of the competition see that see how interested they are now that's a duck that's what this duck goes oh wait now that's a duck right that's an award-winning duck wrinkle say that duck won an award if you

Star Cosmometers from two different worlds.

It's a very beautiful duck.

Let's go look at some chickens.

Eat your heart out, honey.

Oh, look at that.

Fancy.

Look at you.

That's like you're ready for the snow.

I don't think they should be drinking Mountain Dew.

No one's just dying Mountain Dew.

And that one over there is a Popeyes original chicken sandwich.

This is like the scene in Silence of the Lambs where she's like walking through the fridge with a big old turkey.

Look at that turkey.

It's pretty delicious.

Then you're not a turkey, right?

No.

Big scrotum.

He's got a scrotum for a head.

Look at these goose.

Look at this little goose over here.

When people think that she's a goose, that's what they think that she is.

I can see why you think she's a goose, but I mean, if you actually see her by a goose, like, look at that.

That's a goose.

Look at how little Wrinkle is.

Go!

That's what you get for terrorizing that town in that game.

What do you have to say for yourself, Untitled Goose?

No, you don't have a title.

No, you don't have a title.

No, you don't have a title.

No, you don't have a title.

Aw jeez, let's get out of here.

Look at that one.

It's a shame he doesn't understand his situation.

Oh, yeah

Oh my god, they got a ducky.

Oh my god.

Hello.

What's your name?

Look at that side eye.

Oh, he's a mean old duck.

Mean old duck, doesn't he?

A grandpa duck.

Let's meet some ladies.

Hello ladies.

Hi.

Hey there.

How you doing?

Yeah, warbly, warbly to you too.

Warbly, warbly, warbly, warbly, warbly.

Having a meeting over there.

You're an important duck to duck.

Look at your little pom-pom.

Who did your hair?

Who did your hair?

You got a floppy poop.

If you move your head, it goes flop, flop, flop.

Yeah, you're so crested.

Look at you.

You want to poke my duck?

You want to poke my duck?

I know.

How do you get your hair done like this in prison?

Very expensive.

These duck know a guy.

Hi, Mr. Penguin.

What are you doing here?

Aren't you supposed to be in the Arctic?

Penguin.

He's got very good posture, these guys.

Very good posture.

Went to charm school.

This is what Ringel looked like when she was a baby, obviously.

Excuse you.

Who's the little bird making all that sound?

Alright, as I was saying.

Isn't it cute?

It's like a wolf.

It's like a wolf.

It's scary.

Look at Wrinkle next to it.

Right?

See that size difference?

Little double chin.

Look at that.

Don't be jealous, Wrinkle.

Don't be jealous.

Trying to not be looking at our ducks?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

She's jealous.

Wrinkle's jealous.

He's got like a slick back hairdo.

Look how mean he looks.

Hi lady like that.

All right fair enough.

He's already got herself a man Oh

There at the end, they wrinkle.

Don't eat their floor.

Current mood, that rabbit.

There's one more funny bunny.

Come here and go.

Good girl.

Good girl.

30 days.

30 days.

I did.

I can't believe that.

I know.

And then she hatched, and we've been together ever since.

It was wrinkled.

Wrinkled?

Yeah.

You got any grapes?

No, you got no grapes?

No grapes.

Only lemonade.

you think you can guess their weight i'll guess you with the duck just the duck the duck weighs 10 pounds that's a 10 pound duck if i ever seen one 10 pounds that's a 10 pound duck 10 pounds within three i gotta be that duck don't weigh nothing do you i never i never knew what a duck weighed man seven pounds seven pounds i was within three

Smell the flowers, there you go.

Come on, don't act like you don't like to smell the flowers.

She's worried.

What do you call that?

We ain't got no credit on, right?