Kalogeras Sisters SQUID GAME IN REAL LIFE!

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Speaker 3

You gotta go quick, this is gross.

Speaker 9

Who the is he?

Speaker 13

Hello, ma'am.

Can I talk to you?

Speaker 10

No.

Speaker 13

Listen, I want to let you in on a great opportunity.

Would you like to play a game with me?

Speaker 17

What do I say?

Who are you?

Speaker 13

I'm sure you played dachshund before.

Play with me and every time you win, I'll pay you $100.

Speaker 5

Wait, so if I hit your dachshund and it flips over, I get $100?

Speaker 13

And if you lose, you have to pay me the same amount.

Speaker 5

Give me the back.

No, get on my clip.

Speaker 13

So what color do you want to play as?

Speaker 1

Come on, come on, come on.

Speaker 8

Okay, cool.

Speaker 3

Go on it, go on it.

Speaker 13

Why am I going on the bus?

Speaker 5

You hit me in the head.

Well, the thing is, I don't have enough money.

I don't have enough money.

I don't have enough money.

Speaker 13

You can play with your body.

Yeah.

You should say that instead.

Well, you can play with your body.

Speaker 5

Okay, no, no, that was not.

Speaker 14

You cannot fucking stop me.

One more round, bitch.

Speaker 13

The bun fall.

Speaker 5

Wait, they never fight back in a real food game.

Guys, this never happens.

Speaker 15

Another round.

One more round.

Another round.

Speaker 8

Yeah!

Speaker 1

Yeah!

Speaker 1

Yeah!

Speaker 8

Yeah!

Speaker 13

If you wanna make more money, call this number.

Speaker 11

If you like playing this game, call this number.

What the heck?

Where are we?

Speaker 6

Where am I?

How did we get here?

Speaker 5

Kill ya, bro.

Lock in.

It's okay, it's okay.

We'll cut that out.

How do we... How do I get these clothes on?

What do you mean?

Who put the clothes on?

Bro, I put this on myself.

Me too.

Guard?

The fuck?

Speaker 1

Hey, hey, hey!

For the first game, you are going to be playing Red Light, Green Light.

Play as such.

Stop when it says Red Light.

Go when it says Green Light.

Speaker 2

If you go on the red light, I'll shoot the shit out of you.

Your ass will get popped.

Speaker 18

And I'm not afraid of fucking- You haven't bought me my jellycat of the week yet.

Stay with me now.

Speaker 5

I feel a pulse.

Did he stop his game?

No, no.

Go again.

No, I don't want to kiss this bitch ass again.

You took the time back to sleep.

I still want that jelly cat.

Nah, nah, nah.

Nah, nah, nah!

Speaker 1

Nah, nah, nah!

Speaker 5

Nah, nah, nah!

This is what happens when you say, my man, my man, my man.

Dude, you're so heavy, bro.

What is Noah called?

Stupid.

Who's wearing I Love T-Mobile socks?

Noah, why are you wearing my socks?

I'm not.

Noah's wearing Ellie's socks.

Squat, bitch!

I got it, I'm taller than you, Ellie.

I'm taller than you.

Speaker 13

Like, by a centimeter, bro.

Speaker 5

Who's the sexy guard on top of the tree?

Green light.

Speaker 1

Green light.

Speaker 5

Green light!

Yeah, you gonna shoot all this?

Green light!

Red light!

I've played these games before!

Don't move!

Speaker 16

Don't move!

Listen here!

You move and it's red!

Speaker 5

You're gonna get shot!

Speaker 6

Girl, I think she's the main character.

She's a fucking dumbass.

Don't tell me what the fuck to do, pussy-ass bitch.

Speaker 5

Alright.

Noah, hit it.

Don't move!

Don't move!

Speaker 6

Don't move!

Speaker 5

Don't move!

Speaker 6

Don't move!

Don't move!

Don't move!

Don't move!

Don't move!

Speaker 16

Don't move!

Don't move!

Speaker 5

Don't move!

Speaker 14

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

The guy was fucking right.

Don't move.

He was fucking right.

You were fucking right, bro.

I told you.

Speaker 5

I've played these games before.

No, this is real.

He's dead.

Green light.

It's real, guys.

Speaker 4

It's real.

What's my ass look about?

It's juicy.

Speaker 5

No!

No!

No, you look shocked at all.

Yeah, because I'm not.

No, guys.

There's f***ing bugs getting in my hair and s***.

F***, I wish I didn't die.

I'm so funny.

Okay, you don't need to die right away.

We can do a couple more scenes before you die.

So get back up.

Wait, why am I back up, bro?

Player 69 back in the game.

I'm back in the fucking game.

Are we live, bro?

I'm alive, bro.

Green light.

Red light.

Green light.

Red light.

Speaker 18

English or Spanish?

Speaker 5

Fuck off.

Green light.

Red light.

Speaker 17

No, I get it.

Come with me.

I'm dead.

Speaker 1

Red light.

Speaker 17

Bitch, I said red light.

Bitch, I said red light.

Speaker 5

I just fought.

Green light.

Yo, what the?

Red light.

Speaker 15

Green light.

Speaker 8

Red light.

Speaker 5

Red light, Thanos.

Speaker 8

Green light.

Red light.

Green light.

Red light.

Green light.

Speaker 15

Although there's something in my fucking eye.

Speaker 5

Are you okay?

Oh my god, are you okay?

Ow.

Are you okay?

She hit that stick?

Are you okay?

Yeah.

That's what you get when you jump split in red light, green light.

You either die or get hit by a stick or some shit.

Like, I hit the one branch on the floor.

Bro, is this considered my death?

Yeah, bro.

Right here wasn't shit Scared

Green light.

Speaker 9

It has to say green light or else I'm going to break it and I swear to God.

Speaker 14

No, the other one, bro.

The other one, bro.

Say green light.

Say it.

I ain't losing.

Speaker 5

Green light.

We're like, what the fuck?

That's fucking cheating.

Hey, no cheating.

Do you think the real players do this many takes?

Speaker 2

10 seconds remaining.

Anyone left will be shot up.

Speaker 5

No, flip the fucking camera.

Walk in here.

Bro, do they ever look at the camera?

I'm sorry.

Speaker 14

We all made it!

Speaker 16

We made it!

Speaker 14

Yeah!

Speaker 16

We made it!

We made it!

How did we all make it out alive?

Somehow we all made it alive.

I didn't even get shot once.

Speaker 5

By the grace.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Okay, we're good, guys.

Nice job.

We're done.

We passed.

Guys, we made it.

Speaker 14

He's going to fall.

No, you're going to fall.

That's a zesty status, bro.

Speaker 5

Oh!

Why did you tell me to move?

Why is everyone saying Squid Games are so difficult, bro?

That was easy as fuck.

We lived that shit, bro.

I didn't even get shot once, bro.

How is that difficult?

How did even anyone die, bro?

Literally, look in.

If you're in Squid Games, just look in.

Speaker 17

I'm on in the morning.

What the f*** was that?

I told you I played these games before.

What was that?

What the f*** is that?

Speaker 4

Wait up, bro.

Wait.

They said before, if we... Go again.

Go again.

Speaker 17

They said before, if majority agrees that we can vote to get out of here, I want to get out of here!

Speaker 5

Me too!

I want to get out of here!

I want to get the f*** out of here!

I told you guys!

Speaker 14

You have now completed the first challenge.

Speaker 1

If you choose and majority wins, vote to leave the game.

Speaker 5

Yes, I want to get out.

Yes.

If we all vote O... All of us, we all have to vote...

I can't take this, guys, seriously.

If we all vote X, then we can get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 17

Then we can leave and we can go back to our normal lives and we don't need to die by the hands of a scary-ass god!

A new pair of pants!

Speaker 5

All I want is to tell mom!

You don't want to leave me telling God!

No!

Speaker 1

That's what's gonna start playing.

Vote X if you would like to leave the game and lose all the prize money, or O if you would like to stay and continue to fight.

Speaker 5

Yes.

Mia, you pressed the O, bro.

Oh, shit.

Speaker 8

Oh, shit.

Speaker 5

Why is she deciding?

She was just crying on the floor.

I told you guys I wanted to get out of here.

I can't do nothing to me because I ain't breaking any rules.

I ain't breaking any rules.

Speaker 1

The final verdict is out.

You're going home, pussies.

Speaker 5

Ow, bro.

Bro, you f***ing stabbed my f***ing foot.

Y'all be happy that we're going f***ing home.

Speaker 4

You need to listen and you need to listen closely.

We've been through a lot of dick.

Have you guys seen that joke?

Speaker 5

I'm sure you've been through a lot of dick.

Speaker 12

What?

What?

Speaker 5

Okay, first of all, why the f*** did you slam your laptop that fast?

What is on there?

Speaker 13

None of your f***ing business.

What can I help you with?

Speaker 5

Who's dandruff is on this chair?

Speaker 6

Mine.

Go.

Listen.

Listen closely.

There is an operation going on that you have no...

Speaker 14

We almost died, bro!

Almost died, officer!

We were almost killed!

All of us!

That's the shit.

Speaker 5

Always!

Yeah, we almost died.

Speaker 17

All of us, bro!

465 people!

Fuck, wait, 465 or 456?

Fuck, 456.

But it doesn't matter, it's our square game.

420.

Oh!

420 of us players.

Players, not even humans!

Just players!

For bank though, like we were gonna make bank.

Speaker 4

I was gonna get straight out of debt.

Speaker 17

You know how much Nutella I could've bought with that?

Speaker 5

But I decided to save it.

I could've bought like two jellycats with that money.

Speaker 13

First of all, who let you into my office?

Second of all, if you think that there was something like that going on in my town, that I wouldn't know about it,

I know everything that goes on in this damn town!

Speaker 14

Officer, I have spent too many f***ing days being told what to f***ing do!

You do not f***ing yell at me like that!

Now you come here and you listen to me.

I said it.

I was number one.

She was 420.

I won the games.

I won them last year.

She's played these games before.

Twice.

Twice.

And you're going to sit here and tell me that I won.

Hold me back before I go to jail!

Right now!

Right now!

Speaker 12

First of all, ma'am, calm the fuck down.

Humor me.

Tell me what was going on on this island of horror.

Speaker 5

They made us play child games, sir.

Child games!

Children.

People died!

They shot us if we didn't do it right!

A real one.

Explain it.

Explain it.

You basically said it all, bro.

Speaker 12

Child change, like, red light and green light.

Speaker 6

Why did he turn summer?

I like that he, like, has an accent sometimes.

Exactly.

Exactly.

Exactly.

Speaker 14

Literally.

That's what he did!

Speaker 5

That's what he did.

No, I don't know.

I don't know.

Sorry, Holly, come back.

I can't.

I can't.

Holly, come back.

We're 20.

Come back!

I actually just had to crop this.

I'm glad you have fun.

Okay, come back.

Come back here.

People need to be jailed!

People need to be saved!

Speaker 6

There are hundreds of men and women like me!

Like us!

Okay, your fart lingered in tears.

I want to see every single one of those red-suited motherfuckers on a spit!

On a fucking spit!

I want to roast them.

I want to roast them.

You know how many people they killed, officer?

Officer, can you comprehend it in your little fucking mind, officer?

Can you?

Sound like the Joker.

Wait a minute, officer.

We didn't say violence.

Speaker 13

Tell me what was going on in this fucking whore.

Speaker 1

Fuck off!

Speaker 1

Get her out!

Speaker 1

Go!

Speaker 14

Go!

Speaker 5

Go!

This shit's corrupt!

Fuck you officer!

Corrupt as fuck!

Eat dick officer!

Eat this ass, officer.

Yeah, mine.

Eat it good tonight.

Speaker 12

You know what?

I've taken enough disrespect in my office.

Come here.

You are under arrest for disrespecting a southern officer.

Put your eyes behind your back.

You're going to have to pass the table, okay?

Speaker 15

She totally did this on purpose.

Speaker 12

No, no, no.

She did this to me.

Speaker 15

Yeah, do this to me.

Speaker 1

No.

Speaker 5

Okay, I promise I'm not.

Get her face, get her face.

Speaker 1

Kayleigh, I'm gonna get the out of the way.

Speaker 3

I would like to rejoin the games.

It's number 69.

Speaker 13

No, don't look at the camera.

Speaker 3

That's breaking the third wall.

No, no, that is cinematic.

Look at the camera.

I would like to rejoin the games.

It's number 69.

Speaker 18

Baby, did you get my weekly jellycat?

Speaker 1

I love you!

Speaker 18

I'd like to rejoin the games.

Number 420.

Speaker 13

Why'd you look at the camera?

Speaker 18

I'd like to rejoin the games.

Number 420.

Speaker 5

Good night, guys.

Speaker 8

Love you, guys.

Speaker 7

Ah!

Speaker 18

I want the bag so bad.

Speaker 1

I can't!

Speaker 18

I can't!

Hello?

I beg to join the game again.

It's number one.

Speaker 15

That was a 10.

That was a 10.

Speaker 17

That was total rug burn.

Speaker 9

I'm scared.

Ouch, fucking my ankle.

Hey, no, yeah, everything's fine.

It's just, it's getting dark out and there's no one around.

I'm getting a little bit scared.

Speaker 1

Yeah.

Speaker 9

I'll meet you.

Speaker 15

Don't drive you like that.

Speaker 13

We'll be driving and then I'll come up behind her.

Speaker 15

From the backseat.

No, no, no.

Speaker 1

That's too scary.

Speaker 5

Ali got scared.

Ali got scared of our idea, bro.

Speaker 15

That is very traumatizing.

Speaker 5

I wouldn't want to do that either.

Speaker 15

As long as I've been traumatized, I'm over 10 years.

You have to go the wrong way.

Speaker 4

Bro, he has to put me to bed at this fucking point.

Mew.

Speaker 8

Perfect.

Speaker 1

Hello?

Speaker 1

Hello?

Speaker 1

Hello?

Speaker 8

Noah!

Speaker 1

Hello?

Speaker 5

Okay, you look like you were about to break her neck.

We'll have it on video.

Speaker 7

It looks like you're breaking her neck.

I should be the one jerking you, bro.

Okay.

Guys.

Her hair.

You scout me.

I'm gonna have nightmares tonight.

I'm scared.

Get me home.

Speaker 5

Me personally, I've played these games before.

What is this challenge going to be?

Tell us!

You're going to break a cookie and die.

No!

Yeah, we're fucked.

Dalgona, bro.

I was so bad at that one.

I was like, yeah, bro.

Dalgona, bro.

Dalgona, no.

Everyone, trust me.

Pick the circle.

Bet.

I got it.

We got it.

Speaker 1

The next game is Dalgona.

You will pass if you cut out the sheet without breaking it in the time limit.

Speaker 6

No, no, not that on a playground, trust me.

Speaker 18

Circle, come on.

Speaker 13

Yo, give me my rifle.

Speaker 5

Wait, I didn't know.

Speaker 13

Player 420 eliminated.

Speaker 5

Bro, put your fucking mask on.

No, don't do that to me.

No!

Speaker 9

Oh.

Speaker 5

Oh, it's crazy.

Wait, I'm supposed to be dead.

Don't videotape me.

Please, I'm scared, Diamond.

you bro go yourself an umbrella bro i just told you i had kids bro i'm totally fine it's fine it's fine okay it looks like you're getting cunnilingus bro it's actually working is it actually working yeah ellie you're not allowed to eat it i'm eating the pieces that came off

Speaker 3

Did you break it?

Speaker 13

Wait, there's a rifle beside you.

Speaker 10

No!

I can't get enough!

I can't get enough!

Fuck, this baby bottle's good.

Fucking umbrella.

Speaker 18

Did you break it?

Aw, she's fucked.

Speaker 17

No, please!

Speaker 13

Yo, it's broken.

Speaker 5

F*** you!

F*** you!

Ow!

I put the shit on my hand.

Wait, I have a better f***ing idea.

Why didn't they think of this?

They're dumbasses.

Look at this.

Yo, that's Loki's heart.

You should be dead, bro.

Bro, I'm beating Dalgona, bro.

Wait, she found the cheat code, bro.

Look at this, look at this.

Oh, look at this, look at this.

That's not, that's not.

Oh.

Speaker 13

This should be way more cinematic.

Speaker 5

You're the fucking filmographer, bro.

I'm gonna even clean up the edges for them.

Lucky bitch.

You know what?

Ellie, you were supposed to live.

Okay, guard, there is sand in that and it's getting in my eyes.

Please don't.

Please don't chew.

I didn't mean to eat it.

Please guard.

Speaker 6

Yo, what's going on right now, bruh?

Speaker 13

I quit.

Speaker 6

What?

Bro, you're gonna get fucking shot.

Speaker 13

I'm in love with number 420, and they won't let me.

But you know what?

It's my time now.

I've had it.

They treat me unfairly, and I love her.

Speaker 6

Shut your bitch ass up, bro.

Speaker 3

Shut your bitch ass up.

Next time, shoot better.

Next time, have better aim.

Next time, have better fucking aim, bro.

Speaker 5

Guard number triangle.

Guard number triangle.

My guard.

Stop moving.

My guard number triangle.

Okay, why are you sitting in this?

Speaker 13

Wait, can I do it really cool?

Speaker 1

Wait.

Speaker 6

Please, baby, live with me.

Bitch ass thinks he can fucking kill me and get away with it, looking all fucking stupid and shit.

Speaker 5

You had the best day.

Yo, what was happening behind the scenes, bro?

Got you, bro.

Got you.

What the fuck is it?

Oh, fuck.

You get this in here.

What do I do with this shit?

Lighter, bro.

Whoa.

Bless.

Put it on the back.

It'll light up the sugar.

You're pitting it out.

What?

Yo, dab me up.

Dab me up.

Dab me up.

Dab me up.

Speaker 1

I got you.

I got you.

Speaker 5

Guard, don't look, bro.

Guard, don't look.

Dab me, bro.

Bro, just make sure to keep it on the deal because the guards...

Wait, guys.

What you guys got over there?

Fuck you, number fucking one.

What you guys got over there?

Fuck you.

Fuck off, number one.

Fuck off.

You're the weakest link.

You're dead ass the weakest link.

Y'all calling me the weakest link?

Speaker 6

Bro thinks she's the fucking Joker Batman.

The fuck is this shit?

Speaker 5

The fuck was that cackle, bro?

Speaker 6

Bro, you look fucking scary.

Speaker 5

Go fucking do your circle.

Watch me crack this without even any lighter shit.

Speaker 10

Subscribe.

Fuck, these chicks are funny.

Speaker 6

If you do that, you're actually Dalgona Squid Game final boss.

I promise.

She needs to get shot back.

Speaker 16

I'm a dude.

I'm a dude.

Speaker 6

No.

Speaker 1

The garden's gone, bro.

Speaker 5

I hate falling in sand.

I can't understand.

I'm in my asshole.

This is what I got out of the umbrella.

Speaker 4

It's fucking already broke.

Speaker 8

Bye.

Speaker 5

This was one of the dalgonas that we made.

It didn't turn out really well.

Speaker 10

Ellie!

Gotta readjust.

Speaker 5

Okay, bro.

Ellie!

Why are you yelling at me?

You dalgona, bro.

Bro, I live, bro.

I pass.

Don't shoot me, bro.

Don't shoot me.

How cinematic would it be if I fell off the swing?

But I ain't doing that for clips.

No!

Yeah, she's still hanging.

Speaker 6

What the f*** is this guy doing?

What the f*** is the guard on?

Speaker 5

Where's your mascot?

But I got the gun, bro.

Where's your mascot, ho?

Who's the sexy guard in red?

Looking lovely as always.

Speaker 13

You guys try to get up here without...

Speaker 5

Okay, hold this.

Ollie will get up there in one second.

No, I'm done with being shot bro like I I'm sure you've seen this in the movies before it's called Russian roulette Usually you place one bullet in the gun spin the cylinder and I'd like to make the game a little more serious

Speaker 18

Cause you're special.

Call it your assisters.

Oh fuck.

Cut to the chase!

The bullets will be fired within six attempts and then the game will be over.

What do you say?

Speaker 7

Lua!

She's making a boom noise, bro.

I can press the boom.

Speaker 5

I've always wondered how you made it out alive.

Considering you're so f***ing bad at playing dodgeball.

F***ing broke.

Speaker 8

I thought you couldn't even get it out.

Speaker 18

Here's only two more If this one doesn't make it then you win

Speaker 8

No.

No!

Speaker 6

Get me, get me.

That means your bitch ass is dead.

Are you gonna take the honor and shit yourself, you pussy ass bitch, and not go with it?

Speaker 14

Okay, bro, let me see my scene, bro.

Speaker 6

Your bitch ass!

Wait, we should probably kill Ellie.

No.

Speaker 5

Yeah, because we're never going to see you in a suit again, but we're going to still be in the game.

Speaker 13

But Ellie's already in the suit.

Speaker 5

But who cares?

Speaker 13

Okay, here.

Speaker 5

Wait, turn to me.

I pretend.

Fall to the ground, Ellie.

Speaker 1

Ellie, fall to the ground.

Speaker 5

Okay, here.

All right, let's go.

Next game.

Speaker 15

Noah, I need my pants back, and you can have yours.

Speaker 5

Let's get this game started.

Oh!

Ankle, ankle!

Now I'm gonna be fucked for fucking dachky, bro.

I'm gonna be fucked for hacky sack, bro.

One, two.

Pass it to me, pass it to me.

No, I'm done, I'm done.

Honestly, just shoot me now.

Just shoot me now.

Just fucking shoot me now.

Speaker 2

The next challenge is very hard, so you're fucked.

The pentathlon, including the following.

Rocks, diamond stones, this very hard game where you throw them up in the air.

If you guys manage to get this without CGI, you can shoot me.

Spinning talk, not even that hard, but you're fucked.

Hacky sack, kick it five times, you don't die.

Dotsky, what you suck at.

Speaker 1

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

Speaker 2

Please get into groups of three.

Speaker 5

Got me?

We need to find a third.

Guys, we need to find A.

Who else can we choose?

Guys, I'm right here.

Fuck, it's our last option.

Like, there's nobody else here.

Like, it's just Sunday.

Speaker 16

Am I in?

Am I in?

Can we do teams of two?

Can we do teams of two?

Speaker 5

Wait, what is that word?

Speaker 18

What is that word?

Hold on.

Can I?

Speaker 5

Can I?

Can I self-disqualify someone?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Can I self-disqualify?

Can we vote her out?

Can we vote her out?

Y'all, is this play about me?

Can we vote her out?

No, you may not.

I guess you're in.

You got the team.

Yeah!

You're in the team.

Yeah!

You're in the team.

We're in this together.

Yeah!

We're fucked.

Does she have to play a game?

Speaker 2

Yes, bro.

She does.

Speaker 3

We're f***ed.

We're f***ed.

Just listen.

Listen.

Listen.

That me?

That me?

That me?

Speaker 10

Pray.

Speaker 5

Oh, my God.

I'm not doing that.

She's scaring me.

No, you have to do that.

Speaker 13

I'm not doing it exactly like that.

Speaker 5

Put my smoothie on my shirt.

Get your bitch ass over here, guard!

Get your bitch ass over here!

You know we could just f***ing block you right now, bro.

Yeah, where's his gun?

Looks like he doesn't have anything.

All he has is his f***ing pants undone.

Do we say one, two, one, two?

Left, right, left, right?

F*** you, f*** you?

One, two, one, two.

Everyone start with this foot.

Your outermost foot.

I don't have an outermost foot.

Oh yeah, wait.

You have to start with...

Wait, wait, we're fucked.

Okay, three, two, one.

Okay, guys, guys.

Okay, don't push too hard.

Okay, guys, it's right there, and we're going to run out of time.

No!

Mia, you move this foot first.

You guys move this foot first, okay?

Okay.

One, two, one, two.

Hey, guys!

Speaker 1

One, two, one, two.

Speaker 5

You guys aren't realizing how difficult this is for me.

Look at me.

Don't refer to me as my name, refer to me as 69.

These feet first.

guys we're gonna die guys we're gonna die can we be this close no you gotta throw it oh my what's the what's the time are you

Okay, at least try like aiming for it.

Bro, I'm trying.

Wait, you have to... Oh my god.

Speaker 16

We have to go get it.

Ready?

One, two.

Speaker 5

One, two.

Two, one, two, one.

Back, everybody.

Backwards, three, two, one.

One, two, one.

These foot farts.

I couldn't be myself.

Three, two, one, go.

Speaker 10

One, two.

Come on.

These chicks are fucking hilarious.

So fun to watch.

You should subscribe.

Subscribe.

Drop a like.

Drop a like.

Speaker 5

How many minutes do we have left?

Like one.

Like we're dead.

Oh, that got air time.

Come on, Mia.

What?

Come on, Mia.

You got this, bro.

Harder.

Speaker 14

Come on, Mia.

Come on.

Oh, fuck that.

Stop it.

Come on, you're getting anxiety.

Come on, Mia.

Okay, okay, okay.

This is our lives on the line, bro.

Watch this yourself.

Speaker 5

Okay, no, we're CGI-ing it.

No!

Speaker 14

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11,

Guys, I can't do this.

We're so fucked.

I can't do this.

Walk in.

Walk the fuck in.

This is all of our lives.

Speaker 5

I love my ankle.

Mia, my ankle.

You just twisted it.

One, two.

One, two.

One, two.

One, two.

One, two.

Speaker 3

Solve our lives on the line.

Please, Kalia, please.

Speaker 16

What the fuck is she doing?

Speaker 14

What the fuck are you doing, bro?

Bro, we have to fucking die, bro.

Speaker 16

Are you whooping right now, bro?

Speaker 5

I used to have whoop dreams until I found out there was other ways to do it.

Shut up.

I need peace and quiet.

She's gonna miss it.

come on bro i saw you i used to play these when i was younger this was my signature game in my school dochi oh what's it called bro not dochi

Okay, I fucking missed one.

Okay.

Come on, Ellie, please.

This is our lives on the line.

We have one fucking minute left.

Come on, Ellie.

One minute, bro.

Come on, Ellie.

One minute.

Okay, I actually forget how to play.

Oh, my.

Come on.

Ellie.

Come on.

Oh, my.

Are you kidding?

We have to one-two our asses over there.

Guard.

Guard.

Kick that to us, please, guard.

Please, guard.

Please.

No!

No!

Get me the gun.

Get me the gun.

Get me the gun.

Noah!

Speaker 6

Noah, go get it.

We did some freaky shit to get the guard to pass it to us, but he passed it to us, and that's all that matters.

Speaker 5

Ready?

Speaker 6

What the fuck, bro?

Lock the fuck in.

Speaker 3

Wait, what do I do now?

One minute till death.

Let me go on them.

Let me go on them.

Let me go on them.

Go on them.

Yep, one, throw.

Speaker 5

Yep, yep.

No!

Oh, jeez, jeez, jeez.

Pretend I cut.

Yeah, yeah.

Just cut that out.

Because there's no way I'm doing this.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yes!

Good job, good job.

Yes!

Come on, come on, yes!

Bro, like we're cheating and you still can't f***ing do it.

Bro, walk in, I promise.

If our lives were on the line, we'd actually be dead.

Like if our lives were on the line.

Oh, bang, bang, bang.

Now?

Guys, I have to catch this.

Or else it's not going to even be a dead video.

Oh, you actually suck.

No, I promise you wouldn't be able to do this.

Ready?

Speaker 8

Just pretend I didn't.

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Speaker 7

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Give up.

Speaker 15

Give up.

Speaker 5

Give up.

One, two, one.

Oh, fuck you, Kalia.

One, two, one.

Kalia, come on.

What the fuck is this?

Oh, my.

How the fuck do I do this?

I swear to God.

Speaker 3

I swear to God.

Speaker 5

No, take the dachiki, bro.

I practice.

I've played these games before.

Stop touching me, bro.

Bro, that's weird, Kalia.

Why are you touching on me?

Don't be touching on me, bro.

I ain't played these games before.

Why are you touching on number 69?

I know her number is 69, but that doesn't mean she wants to be 69.

It means nothing.

It means nothing.

Sorry, bro.

My bad.

Come on, Mia.

You got this, bro.

No, you f***ed it up already.

No, I didn't.

Okay, why don't I just f***ing take this game, bro?

No, Mia.

You're not doing it.

It's not going to spin like that.

I promise.

Yes, it will.

I'm doing this one.

May I hand it off?

Guard.

Guard.

Say yes.

May you hand off, bro.

May I hand off?

Oh, my God.

Seagull.

Cacao.

Cacao.

Okay, go.

What if it attacked us?

We wouldn't be able to run.

We're finishing this shit off in heaven, bro Come on

Okay, guys, your breath will stink.

Speaker 3

If you don't get this on, I promise I'm using your toilet tonight.

Speaker 7

No, no.

Speaker 5

Actually, one time I went to Mia's room while she was literally there and I took a massive shit and then dipped.

I've been on a toilet before recently.

How about you guys?

You got this, you got this, you got this.

Oh.

That counts, that counts.

Let's go, let's go, let's go.

And one, Mia, run for it, run for it.

One, two, one.

You made me trip.

I'm gonna fucking go crazy.

And I promise we have to go.

No, no, no.

Come on, please.

Come on, please.

Put your foot, you're hurting my ankle.

Okay, why'd you grab my back?

Mia, I promise you're hurting my ankle.

Have you ever tried that one, bro?

Mia, you're hurting my ankle, I promise.

Yeah, I'm hurting your ankle, look at me.

I'm hurting your ankle, bro.

Ow, ow.

Help me, I have my ankle.

You know I have weak ankles.

Guys, do I throw it up in the air and then kick it?

Yeah.

Okay, yeah, no, you kick it right off the- No, you just throw it into a distance.

Oh my God, we're- I'll kick it.

No, I got it!

Give it to me, give it to me, give it to me.

Oh my God.

Speaker 15

Ready?

Speaker 1

Three, two, one.

Speaker 15

Not even a turn back.

Three, two, one, go.

Speaker 5

One, two, one.

Why do you start with this one when you know it's always the other foot?

Speaker 8

One, two, one, two.

Speaker 16

Ow, get off me, get off me, ow.

My ankle, my ankle, my ankle's fucked.

Speaker 5

My ankle is like, like look at this.

How are you on that side?

Speaker 8

One!

Two!

Speaker 15

Hold on, let me pull up my pants.

Me too.

Speaker 5

No, no, no, wait, hold on.

Have you got lip gloss?

Speaker 6

If you step on my fingers, I swear to God, I'm going to fuck you up.

Speaker 16

Guys, I'm having trouble holding my breath.

Hurry up.

Speaker 1

What?

Speaker 8

Ha ha ha!

Speaker 1

Ha ha ha!

Speaker 8

Ha ha ha!

Speaker 14

Gotcha, bitches!