Key & Peele - High On Potenuse (ft. Gabriel Iglesias)

The right triangle's longest side is called the hypotenuse.

And it's this side here.

Hey.

I wish I were high on potenuse.

I wish I was high on potenuse.

Okay, okay, okay.

Oh, Mr. Morris, it's very funny.

It's very funny, but let's get back to the lesson.

And we can see the longest one, where it goes from this point... That was my joke.

I know, man.

That was hilarious.

...of a triangle.

I've labeled them here, A, B, and C. No, but I mean, I said that.

They can be labeled anything.

I said it.

I said it.

I said that!

Please, please, Mr. Jackson, keep your comments to yourself.

Thank you.

Now, the hypotenuse is... Mr. Morrison, you really got me on that one.

Oh, so great.

Oh, oh, Principal Martel.

Principal Martel, come here, come here, come here.

Tell Principal Martel what you said, Troy.

Oh, she was talking about the hypotenuse, and I said, I wish I was high on potenuse.

I'm sorry.

He likes it.

Principal Martell's cool.

That's very funny.

Principal Martell, Principal Martell, I said that.

Mr. Jackson, that is enough.

What I said at first.

Oh, Mr. Iglesias, Mr. Iglesias, yes.

Come in, come in.

Yeah.

What's up, peoples?

Comedian Gabriel Iglesias is touring the local schools today for a charity he's working on.

Tell him what you said.

Tell him what you said.

I wish I was high on pot noose.

Oh, my God.

That is clever.

That is clever.

Very funny.

Very funny.

Right?

No, thanks.

Mr. Iglesias, Mr. Iglesias, I'm your biggest fan.

That was my joke.

You know, it's not really cool, buddy, to take credit for other people's jokes.

Hey, listen, funny stuff.

I'm doing this big tour right now.

You want to see about maybe we could talk about you opening?

I need an opener.

What?

Um, sure.

What do you think?

Is that okay?

Of course, of course.

What?

Talent, man.

Thanks so much.

That's like a Richard Pryor.

Get over here, man.

Come on.

Richard Pryor.

He deserved it.

All right, so across from the longest side is a 90-degree angle.

Good thing I've got a 90 degree dangle.

Joel, stop it!

You will never be Troy!

Why are you trying to be like Troy?

Dick!

Et tu, nerdy girl?

So, the hypotenute

What the is going on?

I would have missed my pants!

I would have missed my pants right here!

Oh, my God!

Good evening, my fellow Americans.

Every day, our citizens improve the lives of those around them.

Today, we honor Troy Morrison.

Now, Troy was in geometry class when his teacher mentioned the hypotenuse of a triangle.

Troy said, I wish I was high on potenuse.

That really cracked me up, and it cracked up the rest of America, too.

So today, I'm pleased to present Troy with the Congressional Comedy Medal of Honor.

Troy, on behalf of the entire country, I just want to thank you for your fantastic, off-the-cuff line.

You are a true comedy hero.

Thank you, sir.

Thank you.

And also, Mr. President, I have something for you.

What's that?

Oh, my God.

Yes, these are sold out.

I haven't been able to get my hands on one of these.

Thanks, Troy.

Oh, my God.

Have you ever found yourself in High Point, North Carolina and not feeling safe?

It's going to be for you.

It's not lunacy, okay?

Do you understand?

No.

Make it rain.

I tried to make it laugh.

Hey!

Hey!

You're gonna cut my balls off on this one, okay?

Oh!

I totally love my nails right now.

That's what you call a booty investment.

Ruffles, ruffles, ruffles.

Tackle it, ruffle!

F*** you, Keegan.

There he is.

There who is.

But you can go f*** yourself.

Keegan, seriously, I'm done.

I want you, but I don't need you.