Комедия строгого режима (1992)

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Действие фильма происходит в колонии строгого режима. Приближается дата 100-летия со дня рождения Ленина (то есть апрель 1970 года). Для того, чтобы продемонстрировать перед вышестоящим начальством культмассовую работу, руководство колонии решает подготовить к юбилею спектакль, посвящённый Октябрьской революции. Главные роли должны сыграть заключённые. Заключённых спектакль заинтересовал — они распределяют между собой роли революционеров: Ленина, Свердлова, Дзержинского и начинают вживаться в образ. И увлекаются этим: как и революционеры, они стремятся к свободе — они решают для начала освободить самих себя и устроить побег из колонии. Заключённый Зуев, имея некоторое внешнее сходство с лидером мировой революции, получает роль Ленина. Будучи прежде на самом дне тюремной иерархии, Зуев, благодаря роли, неожиданно выбивается в лидеры массового побега.

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Speaker 1

Thank you.

Speaker 1

Thank you.

Speaker 8

This is not an accident, Kurbet.

This is an action.

A conscientiously political action.

An ideological hoax.

A hoax!

To put your mother in jail.

And what the hell is that?

Lenin in a bottle.

The leader of the world revolution from a barbed wire.

That's right.

That's right!

And if you had come from Moscow,

They would have stuck us in such shankles, both in the head and in the neck.

Speaker 19

That's right, comrade general.

They were distinguished, there's nothing to say.

Speaker 8

Comrade general, we wanted to... What did you want?

You were sweating like eggs.

For such things, it's not just to tear off the trunks, but to tear off the hooves.

In the old days, you were...

Thank you.

What?

I'm sorry, Comrade General.

Speaker 19

We'll pay you back.

That's right.

To the tail and to the mane, Comrade General.

Speaker 20

Asayevich!

Speaker 19

That's it.

Our majordom is covered.

Speaker 2

What about Spartakiad?

They swim, they run.

Speaker 19

Yes, they run, they run.

And then you can't find them with dogs.

Or they'll be thrown out of the organs.

Speaker 7

What a concert.

With dances.

What do you mean with dances, fool?

We need an ideal.

Speaker 5

We need it to be beautiful.

Effective.

Speaker 7

Let's go, let's go, let's go.

Speaker 1

Thank you.

Speaker 27

Our dear Ilyich,

Speaker 19

Here he is, my handsome boy.

117th.

Group rape with severe consequences.

The rape won't work.

Scandal, damn it.

Fraud.

Fraud is good.

And also, as I remember yesterday, I had a hangover.

Speaker 9

Well...

They didn't let me eat at all.

Breakfast in the morning.

In the afternoon, bread again.

In the evening, bread.

And if there were ham or beer, they would drink it themselves.

So, it's worse than sleep.

That's what I'm saying.

I've had it with my life.

I have men worse than any dog.

The master is a faggot.

He beat more than half a man.

Once he whistled with a hammer so much that he fell asleep.

So, this is a mess.

We have a mess everywhere.

Speaker 22

Hurry up!

Speaker 21

Hurry up!

Don't you get it?

Speaker 38

Hurry up!

Speaker 22

All right.

Speaker 19

You'll tell me later.

Oh, looks like it.

This is the 7th squad.

Have you learned to talk?

The guy is fat.

Well, write it down.

Yes.

So.

So.

The hat.

Take it.

Something is there.

Speaker 1

Write it down.

Speaker 19

Yes.

So.

So.

Whose is this?

The 3rd squad.

Speaker 1

Yes.

Speaker 38

It wasn't me, chief!

It wasn't me!

Speaker 20

Smolarchuk!

Speaker 19

Maybe this one?

From my squad.

What's with the head?

It's a smart one.

Write it down.

Yes, sir.

Write it down for our case.

Yes, sir.

Speaker 34

How's it going, sergeant?

It's going well.

Ready?

Ready.

Speaker 23

They were lifting lead blocks.

A treacherous barrack has been hidden.

But while Kandyba is being guarded, even a mouse won't be able to get through.

He, the country, is guarding your peace.

From thieves and from all kinds of troubles.

Even though he doesn't know the peace, he carries out the service properly.

Speaker 9

All right, sergeant.

There's not enough meat.

We need to add more.

Speaker 11

Yes, sir.

Vasiliev!

Yes!

To the police station, quickly!

Speaker 9

Get out.

You're free, like a dog in flight.

Speaker 1

The whole country has already left for the finish line.

I would like to end this meeting with a song... Well?

Speaker 23

Well, Comrade Captain, I've never done this before.

Speaker 19

Well, do you think I've ever done it?

But I have to.

And then you have theater education.

The institute of this, like his music and... Cinematography.

Cinematography.

Speaker 23

But economics is a faculty, Comrade Captain.

Speaker 19

I'm like...

Very good.

And then take into account the political moment.

Speaker 23

Well, Comrade Captain, well, Comrade Captain...

Speaker 19

In short...

The party said, the Komsomol answered.

Yes, sir.

What's under the empty head?

Don't put your hand on it.

Take the play.

To the right.

Step on it.

Speaker 28

Not so long ago, the choir of the Moscow Voices went on a tour to the Hungarian People's Republic.

At the present time, it is preparing for a trip to Czechoslovakia.

Speaker 21

Boss, may I?

Go away.

Speaker 19

May I, Aunt Katya?

Sit down.

I hope you all know why you're here.

I know.

Speaker 21

Hold your tongue.

Speaker 19

Quiet, quiet, quiet.

I'll ask you not to joke.

Oh, sorry.

Hello.

Speaker 12

Sit down.

This way, this way.

Speaker 21

This way, this way.

Speaker 19

Vasilyev!

Yes.

Speaker 23

Yes.

Please.

Speaker 19

Please.

We will read it later.

So, we are entrusted with the most important case.

We must put the play to the 100th anniversary of the leader.

We will understand the content.

Speaker 1

Yes.

Speaker 19

Anarchists.

Under the leadership of Fyodor, a sailor, who is...

with the violation of the law.

The commissar and the sailor get involved, and their feelings cover up the world revolution.

And only the meeting with Sverdlov, with Dzerzhinsky, and with Lenin, the leader of the world proletariat,

moves away a criminal offense from them.

However, all sorts of renegades try to prevent the uprising, but the proletariat in the face of the working Vasily, the son of a drunkard and a fallen prostitute, breaks their plans.

You offend, boss.

That's all in short.

Any questions?

I'm a renegade, of course.

That's right.

You imagine.

And why, in fact?

Are you following the article?

Or have you already forgotten?

Speaker 21

Well, shall we start?

Wait, boss.

This is a serious case.

We need to smoke.

Speaker 19

Ah, please, please, smoke.

Speaker 21

Here.

Speaker 22

It's some kind of a circus.

What is it?

Speaker 19

Well, citizens and artists, have you smoked?

Let's go.

No, chief, are we going to a big theater or what?

I don't get it.

I found a clown too.

Speaker 22

Wait, you agreed yourself.

Speaker 12

Chief, since April 1st.

Let's go, guys.

Comrade Captain, why is she sick?

You said the commissar is seriously ill. Why?

Speaker 19

The more you need, the more sick she is.

Go, go to the warehouse.

Speaker 7

It's all right, Comrade Captain.

They will remember this century forever.

Get up!

Get up!

Speaker 35

There was a command!

Get up!

Speaker 1

Move!

Speaker 18

Get dressed.

Speaker 7

Let's have some vodka.

Speaker 15

That's not acceptable.

You bastard!

Chief, you did it yourself!

I saw it!

Get dressed, you bitch!

Speaker 11

Comrade Captain, I'm freezing.

Don't worry.

Speaker 7

They'll be smarter.

Speaker 17

Chief!

Chief!

Speaker 15

Give me a degree!

Bastard!

Bastards!

Listen, maybe we should sign this mess?

Speaker 22

No, dear.

Hey, Tom!

What do you want?

Call the police.

I agree.

If we interfere, it will work again.

And what about the decision of the Central Committee?

Stop it immediately!

What do you think you can do?

The Chief wanted it to be stronger.

The Central Committee decided, and he... No way!

Only according to the text!

Only according to the text!

Speaker 19

Go on!

Hello, Vladimir Ilyich.

Oh, that's good.

And ta-ta-ta-ta.

Speaker 23

A musical accent?

Yes.

Speaker 19

Oh, God, of course.

Speaker 22

Your health, Vladimir Ilyich.

Stop!

What do you think you're doing?

That's what it says here.

Speaker 19

Where?

Speaker 1

Here!

Speaker 19

Your health, Vladimir Ilyich, belongs to the revolution.

He didn't notice.

He didn't notice.

Speaker 22

He didn't notice.

Next.

The Central Committee has decided to hide you.

Speaker 37

What about the connection with the people, with the masses?

No, no, no.

Speaker 19

No, they won't go.

No, they won't go.

Well, what are you babbling about?

I can't figure anything out.

Where's your thoughtfulness?

I don't see it.

You wrote, with respect.

Where is it?

And why are you silent?

Because I have no text at all.

Well, no, no.

It's still bad.

And in general, you are all like prisoners, not alive.

Speaker 21

Because there is nowhere to turn around here at all.

Create conditions, to the end of the end.

Well?

Comrade Captain.

What's the matter?

Speaker 19

On the five, transfer.

What transfer?

Speaker 21

Well, for your part.

Speaker 19

Malerchuk, take the keys and take them all to the club.

I'll be right there.

Yes, sir.

Quiet!

Comrade Captain, may I?

Silence!

Come on, come on.

Ideological sabotage.

That's right, Comrade Captain.

We'll destroy it according to the act.

Speaker 4

At least leave a cover.

Speaker 21

Of course, wait.

Speaker 1

Good bitch.

Speaker 21

Why don't you go to work?

And where are you going?

To perform.

Who are you?

Who am I?

I'm the chairman of the CIC.

Speaker 22

Put it on the CIC.

I'm the chairman of the CIC.

I'll order everyone to the wall.

Speaker 16

And the chairman of the Sovnarkom is still me.

The head of the horse is me.

Speaker 19

The chairman of the Sovnarkom has not been at the parade for a long time.

Stop smoking.

I'm out of tobacco.

We'll find it now.

Have a walk.

Come here.

We'll get one idea.

No, there isn't.

Speaker 2

What do we do?

Speaker 22

What do we do?

Give it to Svetochka.

Let the Commissioner take care of it.

What about you?

Are you going to help us?

You can see everything.

Cover the screen.

We're going to make a movie.

What kind of movie?

A revolutionary one.

You're crazy.

What do we do about it?

What do we do?

What do we do?

Speaker 19

We'll have to attract the leader.

We take the costume from the confiscation.

We play the music from the record.

The text is alive.

So... Hey, artists!

Come to me!

Listen here.

For the next rehearsal, the text must be known by heart, so that the director does not complain.

Well... No well, but to know by heart.

And pass it on to everyone else.

Got it?

Dismissed.

What were you saying about some method?

Method.

Etude.

Here, here, here.

And you find the hairdresser.

We'll work on the samples.

Very well.

Speaker 21

Marisol, come with me!

Hey, give me your hands!

Subas!

Speaker 22

And we'll have some meat with Semyonovich.

Meat is lazy.

Speaker 21

Don't fight with the spore.

Oh, it's good.

It's good.

Come on, choose half.

And we have two.

And two.

Half a pack for you.

Well, come on, come on, come on, come on.

Who wants the thin one, huh?

Give it to me!

Speaker 38

Oh, you're crazy!

And do I have anything?

Oh, and what about the leader?

Speaker 4

Let him beat the shit out of him.

Speaker 39

How long are you going to stay there?

Come on, guys, it's an urgent matter.

Speaker 9

Come on, guys!

Hey, Karolina!

What is it?

Open it, I said.

Speaker 11

What do I have to do?

Say it like this.

The president ordered me to look for his image.

What image?

Open it, I'll show you.

You bastard!

You bastard!

Speaker 35

Comrade Captain!

What?

What happened?

Speaker 33

Did you have an anemia?

Speaker 19

Let's light a fire.

There's something going on there.

Comrade Major.

It's not mine.

Speaker 15

Really?

Leshak, the cops have stolen the raspberries.

Okay, call them.

I'll be a cop, it's about time.

I put it on them.

Kodla decided.

So your Kodla decided to tear me away from the subordinate?

Speaker 22

What?

You want to get me out of the business?

Speaker 15

What?

The baron with the subordinates will be on the line.

I put it on your rotten chevrolet.

You're a bastard.

You're a bastard.

Speaker 12

You're a bastard.

Speaker 19

I believe, I believe.

Stop it.

What kind of raspberries are these?

Speaker 12

Comrade Captain, I ask you not to interfere in the rehearsal process and not to destroy... Leave me alone!

Speaker 19

Quiet, quiet, quiet.

You're an economist.

You said you didn't do anything.

What do you have here?

Speaker 23

An etude method.

It is a lever that translates the artist's everyday life into the plane of imagination.

It's all by Stanislavski.

Speaker 19

I believe, I believe.

Well, what do you have here that is more decent?

Can I have a look?

Speaker 23

So, Svirchkov-Korovina.

A lyrical scene.

Speaker 39

Here you go.

Oh, Tonya, Tonya, just tell me one thing.

Will I float like a seagull in the blue sky, or will I fall into a black abyss?

Speaker 12

Oh, Fyodor, Fyodor, it's not the time to talk about it now.

Look around, Fyodor, what injustice is going on.

Speaker 23

Okay, good.

Now kiss.

So you hug.

Put your hand on her chest.

And now look at her.

Look at her.

Speaker 2

Good, good.

That's a cool role, Sveta.

Speaker 21

Maybe we'll help her.

Speaker 34

Zoya Vasilyevna, you can't do that!

No, no, it's okay, it's okay.

Speaker 12

It's acceptable.

It's acceptable.

I'm sorry, I'm a machine.

Speaker 7

Okay, let's move on, Sverdlov is coming in.

I'm sorry.

Commissar Nikireva, why doesn't the mercenary corps carry out the orders of the center of Bolta?

The center of Bolta!

That's what I'm saying, the center of Bolta!

Speaker 23

Why?

Well, that's all for now.

Speaker 19

No, no, no, it's acceptable that your heroes have become like living people.

But to express the scale of the ideas of the party and the Central Committee, we need the right ideological approach.

Speaker 23

I'm sorry, but you, for example, Zuev, you're not just sitting, you're thinking about gigantic problems of transformation of society.

That's it, that's it, that's it.

Speaker 19

Public loneliness, do you understand?

Is she coming or what?

What's wrong with you?

Stop!

Don't forget!

You touch the most sacred, our leaders.

Where have we seen them?

Speaker 15

Only in the movies.

Speaker 19

You would have shown us a movie, huh?

Yes.

Intelligent proposal.

Do it.

The main character will be stunned.

Of course.

Make a list.

Here you see, we can already say, it turns out collective creativity.

What do we have with the images?

Lamedza.

Speaker 6

Leave it.

Speaker 19

What is it?

What is this?

I'm asking you!

He stumbled and fell.

I see.

Did you see?

So what?

We'll do it.

Speaker 20

What about this nonsense?

Speaker 19

I think it's good.

I don't think so.

So, from now on, I forbid everyone to shave and shave.

This is unacceptable, Comrade Captain.

You do your job.

You still have a gun.

That's all for today.

Goodbye!

Speaker 5

What's that?

My friends sent me from abroad.

Come in.

Speaker 22

Look here.

While we're plowing the pipe to the steam locomotive, he's plowing the steam and driving it up.

And the guards?

The guards are all in the club.

You can't see them from the tower.

What about the candle?

The candle goes back the same way.

Well, did you get it?

I got it, Felix Moldy.

Well, you're giving me a hard time.

Speaker 36

Here's another one.

How many years have you been here?

You don't have a cover, do you?

I see you've been reading mice.

Will it fit?

Speaker 28

Yes, it will fit.

Eat bread.

And who sowed it?

A man.

Who fed it with sweat and blood?

A man.

Who squeezed it?

Who hammered it?

Who carried it on his back?

Speaker 17

A man.

There is no man.

And by the way, you know it very well.

There is a poor man, there is a poor man, and there is a fist.

Right?

No, it's not right.

There is a man with a right hand, a master, and there is a scoundrel.

A scoundrel is a poor man.

A scoundrel is, in your opinion, a poor man, and in our opinion, a scoundrel.

In your opinion, a master, and in our opinion, a fist.

A peacemaker who exploits the village, tries to undermine the Soviet power, the power of workers and the poorest peasants.

And you have no fists.

Well, that's what the citizens say.

Russia is a country of men.

So it turns out you came to declare war on us.

Well, you are a learned man, you are more visible.

Well, here's what.

Remember and tell those who sent you, at least without a mandate.

The Soviet power is a strong thing.

It was created by the workers and peasants not for a year, but for the end.

And no one will go back.

As long as your fists still exist, you will give bread.

Don't give up, we'll take it with force.

Speaker 3

Remember the rules of the hospital, Maxim.

There was.

And in the reference, they say, there was a thief in the treasury.

We were in the treasury.

And what are we looking at?

In front of us, you can say, financial genius, and we are looking, desperate.

So it's right, we decided, there is work for you, Maxim.

Well?

About the State Bank, have you heard?

Heard.

So here, receive it with all the contents.

You are appointed to the State Bank as a minister of authority according to our commissioners.

Speaker 21

Look, look, you look like a Jew.

Speaker 14

Take a look at yourself.

Don't fool around.

We took the goods, disassembled the depot, burned the Cherentyevs.

But we don't know if we can take the land now, or what the order will be on this account.

And what to do with the landlords?

Drive them out.

Let them drive them all out.

And here he goes on.

They wanted to drive them out, but then they decided to kill them all.

Well, that's a very wise letter.

Place.

Have you seen Lenin?

Speaker 22

Write down who he is.

On the porch.

Speaker 14

I don't want to.

They said he was red-haired.

Speaker 7

What's the matter?

Speaker 31

Here, the Venetian sailor Mauser.

I'm doing it.

Speaker 7

Well, you, uh, fasten yourself.

Speaker 19

Listen, it shines very much, you see?

It will be painful to reflect it.

The paint is dirty.

Huh?

Speaker 18

No, stainless steel.

Stainless steel.

So, you're a bridgeman.

Why are there so many of you?

Speaker 3

Maybe he'll stumble again.

He'll fall.

Who?

Are you praying?

I missed you so much.

Speaker 7

Who came up with this?

My dear, my love, my happiness.

Speaker 10

Quietly he lay down,

Vecher na pole, lazhny tuman sebe podstelil.

Zemle perepahana im byla bolna, a on uteshal iyo ilichi.

Speaker 5

Oh, my God, how good it is!

Speaker 37

I wrote it myself, on my own.

As if the state cannot be controlled by a simple worker.

Speaker 24

Every cook can learn how to rule the state.

Speaker 31

But not everyone can become a leader.

Speaker 22

What are you sitting around for?

Speaker 37

I'm going to plow.

Speaker 22

And who's going to play the leader?

Speaker 15

You?

What?

Wait, wait!

You're not right.

Speaker 22

It's all tied up on the plow.

Then go plow yourself, bitch.

Speaker 8

Turn it!

Speaker 4

Give us more weapons.

Let's smash their fists so that, as they say, the soul is out of them.

Here's a story.

Stepan Ivanovich, give me a pen.

Speaker 17

Let's smash them, smash them.

But they tell us that we are on the line with the necessary property.

And we are being attacked.

And they keep asking us here.

And if, if, if...

with reasons that allow us to remember the past.

One fool can ask ten more questions than ten wise men can solve.

I repeat, it is necessary with all determination to ask a question about the immediate rebellion.

Comrade President, just look at how these flowers, these political prostitutes betrayed us!

We're the party, we're the one that's quicker!

Speaker 25

.

.

.

.

Speaker 34

.

Speaker 28

Oh, you.

How did he get here?

You're a long-haired bastard.

Speaker 11

Will you make it?

It's a piece of shit.

Seven minutes of walking and we're there.

Speaker 21

Oh, buddy, don't jump.

Speaker 11

Look, we'll get you.

Don't worry, we'll get through.

And there we'll rock this samovar and say goodbye to our beloved city.

Listen, what about the drivers?

What do you mean, the drivers?

They'll get their asses kicked.

Speaker 21

They'll get their asses kicked.

It's a usual thing.

Speaker 16

But if I'm not mistaken, we're getting there.

What?

What?

That's right.

Go to the authorities with a firm hand.

Isn't that right?

It's like that, but...

I got it.

Speaker 6

Be quiet!

Speaker 15

Well, my dear, what are you looking at?

Speaker 29

The soup is a bit too liquid.

Speaker 15

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Speaker 24

Blood, my dear father, is the same liquid as any other, almost.

Speaker 29

Gentlemen, where are you?

Speaker 22

And the wheels?

Speaker 29

Tea, only tea.

Speaker 22

It looks like a movie.

Looks like.

Speaker 15

And now put it on.

Well, comrades, slowdown becomes a positive crime.

You can lose everything.

Speaker 16

Courage, courage, courage again.

I don't know how.

The Volkovs are afraid not to go to the forest.

First you have to get involved in a serious fight, and then it will be clear.

We are strong enough not to be afraid of anyone.

Speaker 15

But they are not fools either.

They have machine guns, machine guns.

Well...

Oh.

Oh.

Speaker 37

Oh.

Speaker 27

Ah!

Ah!

Speaker 9

Ah!

Ah!

Speaker 1

Ah!

Speaker 27

Ah!

Speaker 15

And I do not agree.

And I propose to take from the correspondence Enes Arman.

Speaker 19

I repeat once again.

The piece is signed, approved, and there are no exceptions.

But the text...

I have already said, there are no exceptions.

What do you allow yourself?

Speaker 12

What is your own business?

I am living in the image.

What other image?

In the opinion of no less than others, a strong woman.

And in the face of a great revolution, I have preserved in myself the desire to drink a cup of life.

Read.

Speaker 23

Spokojno, spokojno!

Speaker 19

And I think it will be better this way.

How many times can you say this in a play?

Speaker 15

But the play is not a dogma.

The interpretation of true Lenin's phrases is much stronger than these fables of your stupid writer.

Either you abstain from saying your views, or you will have to be put in a tank.

Vika, no!

Top 45, page 90, paragraph, upper paragraph, check it out.

Speaker 19

All right.

Don't change anything.

Don't change anything without me.

Speaker 15

I'll be right back.

You should know the classics.

The classics.

What?

Speaker 30

Do you want to infect him?

You are poisoned by the rotten poison of this power.

You want to force people to receive a portion of the truth, like a straw.

You think everyone who thinks otherwise is a criminal, without disdaining anything.

Speaker 16

What is this?

Don't, comrades.

Let this intelligentsia take over.

It's not the brain of the nation, it's shit.

It's okay.

We'll digest you all.

Speaker 19

Or we'll put you against the wall.

Speaker 31

Slavik!

Slavik!

Speaker 25

Slavik!

Speaker 15

And the text.

Read the text, my dear.

Speaker 13

Uh-huh.

Speaker 29

The will of the class is carried out by the dictator, who, sometimes alone, makes more and is often more necessary.

Speaker 6

That's right a thousand times!

There will be happiness for people, happiness for centuries!

At the Soviet power, the strength is great.

Today we are not on the parade, we are on the march to the Volga-Kot.

Thank you.

Speaker 8

Comrade General!

All right, all right.

Is everything all right?

Yes, sir.

Well, let's go.

Speaker 20

Listen, I think he's in a good mood.

What is this?

Speaker 19

This, Comrade General, is a director.

Speaker 8

I saw him in a tank in Moscow.

Speaker 19

What do you mean?

I'm sorry, Comrade General.

Comrade Major meant a theater in a tank.

Original.

Speaker 8

Uh-huh.

Well, what?

Well... You're going the right way, comrades.

Speaker 20

The right way.

Is the cannon ready?

Speaker 8

It smells just right.

Are you out of your mind?

Don't you have an entrance program?

Speaker 9

No, Comrade General.

That's a surprise.

It's my fault, Comrade General.

Speaker 19

It's my fault.

Speaker 20

Well, you're Kulibin.

Speaker 8

Comrade General.

You've done a good job.

Well, let's go.

Speaker 20

Yes, General.

Today, April, makes us happy not only with nature's awakening and rejuvenation,

We celebrate the most progressive date of all mankind, the birth of the leader of the world's proletariat.

Speaker 23

Zoya, are you all right?

So, please, don't forget the text, teach me.

Don't jump on it right away, got it?

Got it.

So, you, please, be calmer, please.

I beg you.

So, don't forget my glasses.

Speaker 19

Show me your teeth, show me your teeth.

Well, how are you?

And what is this?

What is this?

A tie.

What tie?

You've seen the photos.

The director... Come to me quickly!

With the first aid kit!

Speaker 20

Over the past years, his work has been published 10,000 times.

350 million copies.

To make it easier for you to understand, sitting here, I'll tell you that his books are enough to take the road from Vorkuta to Magadan back and forth twice.

Speaker 19

Here.

Well?

Speaker 39

That's right, directors, study while I'm still alive.

Speaker 20

Your image, great Lenin, is truly holy and not tainted.

Speaker 38

Celebration concert!

Stochastic editing by Shevchenko.

Speaker 20

The day has passed, the day has passed, the day has passed, the day has passed, the day has passed, the day has passed, the day has passed, the day has passed, the day has passed, the day has passed, the day has passed, the day has passed, the day has passed, the day has passed, the day has passed,

Today, with the real pain of the heart of the cold, we bury the most alive, because of all the people who died on Earth.

And if the little ones join the party, surrender yourself to the enemy.

The party is a million-dollar hand, squeezed into one, a crushing fist.

Speaker 22

Lysak, why didn't I come in?

Don't be a coward, I don't care.

Speaker 15

The steam will burst, and you and I will be on the Volga in the bright future.

Speaker 22

Are you crazy, Ilyich?

What about the guys?

Speaker 15

Are they all on the side?

Oh, I don't care about your guys.

We can sacrifice many for the sake of the Ark of the Covenant, for the sake of saving us and you.

Speaker 22

You bastard!

Fascist!

Stinky!

Whore!

Speaker 20

Do you get it?

Speaker 27

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Speaker 35

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Speaker 18

Revolutionary play, the light of November.

October!

Speaker 31

Unhuman music.

But I can't listen to it often.

I want to talk nonsense and smooth my head.

Speaker 15

And today no one can be smoothed!

And it would be necessary to beat the head!

Beat mercilessly!

Speaker 31

Beat, beat!

And beat again.

Speaker 22

Won't you interfere?

It works again.

And what is the decision of the Central Committee?

Hello, Vladimir Ilyich.

Speaker 29

Oh, hello, comrades.

Hello.

To your health, Vladimir Ilyich.

Speaker 22

The revolution is coming.

The Central Committee has decided to hide you.

Hide, you say?

Speaker 15

Yes.

And what about the relations with the masses, with the people?

Have you thought about it?

Oh, here, Vladimir Ilyich, here, the worker Vasily.

He will be your direct contact.

The worker, you say?

Very good.

Speaker 21

Are you ready for this, my dear?

Speaker 15

I have the strength, Vladimir Ilyich.

Wonderful.

We'll teach you the rest.

What do you have?

Speaker 21

A pair of underwear, soap, towel, and dry clothes.

Speaker 15

And over there, behind the Christmas tree... And this is for you, Vladimir Ilyich!

Thank you very much for this, Yakov Mikhailovich.

Comrade Captain!

Comrade Captain!

Yakov Mikhailovich, I also prepared a surprise for you.

Oh, come on, Vladimir Ilyich!

Here are the April theses.

I'll give them to you.

Can I read them?

I like them.

Speaker 22

Read them, dear father.

Read them, read them, read them again.

This is your new document, Vladimir Ilyich.

Speaker 15

Rapache Ivanov!

For such workers, Ivanovs, Petrovs, Sidorovs, we'll go to the field.

Right, comrades?

Speaker 26

Right, Vladimir Ilyich, and we'll die like one.

Speaker 15

And these so-called comrades of Paparsky, on the eve of the uprising, betray the interests of the revolution.

Speaker 30

We did not betray anyone, we just expressed our point of view.

Speaker 22

And thus we revealed our plans to the enemy.

This is the real betrayal of the Dvrushkin family.

Speaker 21

Freedom!

Yes, like the one we hung on the barricades in 1905.

Speaker 15

Let us.

No, we will not.

And in fact, comrade Vasily is right, we did not have funtists, postunists, religionists, renegades.

Speaker 8

Correct.

Speaker 30

Well, obviously, we understand the revolution in different ways.

Speaker 22

Vasiliy, lead the comrade.

Be careful.

Speaker 8

They're shooting there.

I got it, Velesnovich.

What did you do with Trinozhenko?

Under 209, Comrade General.

Speaker 4

He's talking about gentrification.

Speaker 8

He didn't stop us from settling down.

Speaker 20

We'll keep that in mind.

Speaker 21

Comrades!

Comrades!

What a nuisance!

Vladimir Ilyich, a crazy bullet to the head!

Speaker 15

Oh, damn it!

Yes, sorry, comrades.

Well, no man, no problem.

Yakov Mikhailovich, forget about the funeral.

As for the telegraph, the post and the bridges.

Especially the bridges, Aleksandr Dmitrievich.

Speaker 30

Don't turn your head.

Speaker 6

There are mice there.

Speaker 35

Quiet, quiet, quiet!

Speaker 6

Stop!

Speaker 35

Stop!

Stop!

Stop!

Speaker 21

Stop!

Speaker 1

Stop!

Speaker 21

Where's the sailor?

He's stuck!

In the toilet.

Oh, my God!

Speaker 19

He's in the toilet!

Speaker 21

Vasiliev!

Speaker 15

Vasiliev!

Vasiliev, let me go!

Give me something!

Korofin!

Speaker 10

Fedya!

Fedya, Fedya, where are you?

Speaker 12

Fedya, Fedya, where are you, Fedya?

Fedya, Fedya, where are you, Fedya?

Fedya, Fedya, where are you, Fedya?

Fedya, Fedya, where are you, Fedya?

Fedya, Fedya, where are you, Fedya?

Fedya, Fedya, where are you, Fedya?

Fedya, Fedya, where are you, Fedya?

Speaker 34

What kind of fish are you?

Speaker 12

Fyodor, Fyodor, where are you?

Fyodor, Fyodor, Fyodor, where are you?

The cauldrons exploded!

Speaker 11

Come on, Kachigary, do you agree?

Speaker 21

He's not in the toilet.

What's going on here?

What's the matter, boss?

Speaker 17

He's been on the stage for a long time.

Speaker 12

Fyodor, Fyodor, your time has come.

Fyodor, go and do what your heart commands you to do.

And the revolution is in motion.

It's not the time, Fyodor.

Come to us, Bolsheviks!

Speaker 15

Come to us, Bolsheviks!

Come to us, Bolsheviks!

Not with a sword!

I won't let you!

Speaker 20

Oh, you won't let me?

Well done!

Who's the author?

Gurevich, Fischman, 196.

A fake of the documents.

Well done, boys!

Speaker 12

Tonya!

I've done everything!

Fyodor!

Fyodor!

You can't protect yourself, Fyodor!

Speaker 1

Smyrna!

Speaker 12

Vladimir Ilyich, the mercenary, has become a Bolshevik!

Speaker 20

After all, I'm a pro-artist.

Speaker 12

Only Fyodor is a little wounded, but not to death.

I know, but I think he will survive until the wedding.

Speaker 15

Yes, my friends, the president of Russia has shed his blood not so that he would be beheaded with all sorts of fairy tales about eternal morality.

After all, it is no secret to anyone that he is dying in our lowly working spirit.

And I ask you, will we, brothers, be silent for longer?

What do you think?

No one will give you salvation, comrades, neither God, nor the king, nor the hero.

Keep this in mind.

We will achieve our liberation, and only with our own trampled hand.

Revolutionary dictatorship is a power that has nothing to do with the law.

They destroyed everything that serves the cause of the revolution.

Speaker 6

The black days have passed, the hour of redemption has passed.

But we will raise proudly and bravely the banner of the struggle for a working cause, the banner of the great struggle of all peoples for a better world, for sacred freedom.

To the bloody, holy and righteous battle March, march forward, working people!

To the bloody, holy and righteous battle March, march forward, working people!

The great winds are blowing over us.

They are blowing over us, Vladimir Ilyich, they are blowing over us.

Speaker 15

So we will enter the hand-to-hand combat.

We will enter, Vladimir Ilyich, do not hesitate.

On the nest of injustice and oppression!

Speaker 1

Fire!

Speaker 15

Your mother!

Excellent decision!

Hello, comrades!

Speaker 38

Comrades, stop!

Speaker 15

Remember, he's going to kill you!

Speaker 35

They've already killed you!

Our train is moving forward!

Hullo!

Stop!

Speaker 1

Hullo!

Speaker 27

Oh.

Speaker 1

That's it.

Speaker 1

Make the shot.

Speaker 1

Come on, come on.

Speaker 1

Keep it going.

Speaker 1

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Speaker 1

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Speaker 1

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Speaker 1

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Speaker 1

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Speaker 1

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