Летучий Голландец (1990) Приключенческая комедия

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Канаты, удерживавшие бывший корабль, а ныне ресторан на воде с символическим названием «Летучий голландец», были обрублены пьяным жителем приморского города, которого швейцар-вышибала не пустил на «борт» кабака ввиду предстоящего с минуты на минуту закрытия питейного заведения. А когда обитатели ресторана собрались покинуть гостеприимное судно, то обнаружилось, что это можно сделать только вплавь. Правда, берега уже не было видно.

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Speaker 1

Bye.

Speaker 1

Let's go.

Speaker 1

¶¶

Speaker 8

What are you doing, boss?

Speaker 12

You're so annoying!

Speaker 11

Get out of here.

You'll swim by yourself.

Speaker 4

9, 50, 51.

Speaker 11

Listen.

Matvey Fomichev.

Yes.

To you, these, incasators.

Yeah.

Lyova, come to me quickly.

Huh?

Got it, I'm running.

Yeah.

Speaker 4

Marcian, Pasha was asked not to appear in the hall in such a treacherous form.

Speaker 11

Who is here?

This is Lyova.

Ah, come in.

Oh, Matvey Fomenich, you broke your glasses again, didn't you?

Yes, the glasses, damn them.

I can handle an incinerator without glasses.

And what to do with all this?

Stay, you will help me.

So, well, get it.

Speaker 8

Ready.

Hello?

Hello?

Speaker 11

Hello?

It doesn't work.

Yes.

Speaker 5

Well, what is there in the hall?

Speaker 6

Fine.

Well, one more case.

Oh, there's nothing left.

Calm down.

Everything will be done now.

Speaker 1

Everything will be left.

Speaker 12

Calm down.

Speaker 29

Commander, a bottle of champagne, please.

Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 4

And we have only one office.

This is the director's office.

We don't have any other offices.

Speaker 11

This is in the public house.

There is an office there.

And we have, comrade, a military enterprise of public food.

Speaker 30

Come on, let's dance.

I said, put your hands away, I'm leaving.

I beg you, let me dance.

Speaker 20

Oh my God, I don't want to dance.

Let me go.

I said, don't touch me, put your hands away.

Oh my God, it's a nightmare.

Speaker 23

Let's go home, Savelii.

Speaker 11

Bastard!

Round up!

Speaker 8

Round up!

Sit down.

You know it's our anniversary.

Such a day, such a year.

Are you a man or what?

A man.

Bring some more vodka, man.

I'm very happy for your child, but we're closing.

What child?

We've got a year's worth of cooperatives.

Dad, don't.

What's the matter, son?

Let's drink.

Morozov and his family, Cooperative Harmony, services to the population.

Speaker 11

Hey, wait a minute.

Dima, you go, I'll be right back.

Speaker 7

Hey, show me your gun.

Here, look quickly.

With the bullets?

Speaker 12

Of course.

How much do you want?

Speaker 8

What do you mean?

What do you mean?

Sell it to me.

Speaker 7

Are you out of your mind?

Dima, hold on.

Give me your hand.

No, no, give me the money.

Speaker 5

Lovka.

Speaker 7

Lovka, listen.

We've been blown off the coast.

Go away.

Why should I go?

We have to do something.

They're taking us away.

Speaker 11

So, in the grass at the same time?

Come on, come on, come on.

Please, comrade officer, do not worry.

Wait until the boat comes down to the water.

Yes, yes, yes.

Guys, get to the shore, immediately to the port, get the tug.

All right, Matvey Efimovich.

She went, she went, she went, she went.

She went.

Well, did you figure out the boat?

We figured it out, Matvey Efimovich.

She left.

How did she leave?

She drowned.

So, we'll send signals and wait until they find us.

And don't forget to lower the window.

And what about us?

You try to send signals to the shore, so that they notice us.

It's in your interest, isn't it?

George, try not to let anyone know anything in the hall.

You don't need to pray.

Okay, Matveyevich.

Speaker 18

Hey!

On the shore!

Help!

People!

Hey!

Help!

Pauly!

Speaker 16

Semyon Sergeevich, what are you doing?

Did you hear that?

We're in the sea.

We have to go to work tomorrow.

Comrades, why don't you call the rescuers?

Speaker 11

Comrades, I ask for your attention.

I, as the director of the Flying Dutchman, officially declare that there is no reason to worry.

The ship makes maneuvers for technical reasons.

Therefore, I urge you not to waste time for nothing.

In a few minutes, we will start the night program.

Please, everyone, go to the hall.

Speaker 28

The evening continues.

Follow me!

Lyova.

Yes?

Semyon Sergeyevich.

Put the whole assortment of Spiridonov in the hall.

How?

All of them?

Yes, the people should be happy.

Speaker 29

Girls, I'm with you.

Let's have fun until morning.

Boss.

Here you go.

Now they won't kick you out.

Let's go, good people!

Music!

Speaker 1

The box!

Speaker 17

Savelii, remember, the crazy fire!

Dad, it's ridiculous!

Speaker 6

You have a heart!

Andrei Fomich, for me it's... Water is coming into the cellar.

From where?

Speaker 11

Probably from the sea.

Very good.

So then you print like this.

As a result of the accident, there was a leak into the hull of seawater.

As a result, 156 kilograms of sugar dissolved.

What else is there?

Speaker 9

And three kilos of yeast.

I see.

That's it.

The vodka is over.

Only Napoleon and Camus are left.

Really?

Don't worry, I'll be right back.

Speaker 7

You don't drink vodka.

You don't run after women.

Cover yourself.

You don't buy a car.

You think, you think.

Well, what do you think?

You're some kind of fool.

You don't drink at all, do you?

Speaker 11

Well, you know, you can't do that.

Here, drink.

Drink, I say.

You'll catch a cold.

Come on.

You're not going to die, don't be afraid.

All right.

Dima, are you sitting on the money?

I'm going to the bar for a while.

Speaker 30

If anything happens, shoot without warning.

Mom, here you go.

That's how you should look at it, mom.

No, it's intact.

Speaker 8

Shura, is it?

Yes.

Speaker 20

Frolova?

Yes.

Speaker 8

Where did you come from?

You're Golikin's bride, aren't you?

And me and him... We used to be brides.

Are you on vacation here?

Speaker 20

Yes.

I'm on a trip to Agdeh's house.

And you're alone here?

Or with whom?

With my neighbor.

He had a headache, and I stayed.

Speaker 13

I saw you were with a soldier.

Speaker 20

Yeah, some Steve tied me up.

He sat next to me.

I don't even know how to get away from him.

He invited me to dance.

Speaker 6

Well, look, if anything, I'll quickly... God bless your health.

Speaker 9

Thank you, Mom.

Thank you.

Speaker 12

Oh, my God.

Speaker 20

Semyon Sergeyevich.

What?

There's my fellow countryman.

Speaker 12

What else to bribe, huh?

Speaker 20

No, he's a friend of one of my acquaintances.

Well, we don't need to meet with you anymore.

Because if he tells you how I am here, you will be ashamed.

Speaker 7

What are you talking about, Shur?

How is it not to meet?

Speaker 21

Well, life goes on, Shur.

What kind of life is there?

Speaker 11

I'm buying this ship.

Tell me the price.

What price?

Are you crazy?

This is a state school.

Speaker 29

Tell me the price, boss.

I'm a cooperative, I have the right.

Speaker 31

You're ending the stock market.

Speaker 29

Dad, stop it.

Tell me the price, I'll wreck this ship.

Speaker 11

All right, you sit down, please.

What a crazy house.

How much money do you have?

Thousands.

More precisely?

Two thousand.

Speaker 20

He's lying, we don't have that kind of money, we don't.

Speaker 11

For this money, you can only buy a stall at the restaurant.

I'm going to sell this laryok!

Speaker 20

Hey, don't sell this laryok to him, or he won't take it!

Speaker 11

All right, consider that laryok is yours.

Speaker 2

Mom, stop it!

Calm down, he sold you your laryok!

What laryok?

Be careful, dad, look there!

Speaker 8

Laryok is ours!

What a crazy house.

Speaker 24

Why are you here?

Why are you beating him alone?

I miss you!

I miss you!

Oh, my God!

Speaker 11

Calm down.

Why are you all shaking?

I only walked away for five minutes.

Speaker 12

So what's going to happen?

Speaker 11

There may be big troubles.

Guys, get in the car.

Sit down, brother.

You don't mind, do you, Dad?

What's there to mind?

What?

Speaker 12

He doesn't drink.

Is he sick?

No, he's Greenpeace.

Speaker 30

What does Greenpeace have to do with it?

I know about peace.

Speaker 12

But what is green?

Blue?

Green.

Speaker 11

Green.

He protects nature from pollution.

Speaker 12

Oh, nature.

Well, let's drink to nature.

And you protect it too?

No, I'm a communist.

Are you a member of the party?

But the main thing is not formal membership, but conviction.

Isn't it true?

I'm a pacifist, anarchist, well, I'm a signer.

Speaker 5

Well, guys, I have to go.

Speaker 1

Where are you going?

Speaker 1

To see Kim.

Speaker 19

Don't strangle him!

Don't strangle him!

Pistol!

Speaker 8

Where's the pistol?

Speaker 29

Don't scold him!

He's such a guy!

What?

What are you doing?

Hey!

Speaker 19

Hey!

There's a room, isn't there?

There's a room.

Speaker 30

There's a room.

Speaker 7

There's a room.

Speaker 8

Oh, you!

Matvei Fomich!

Matvei Fomich!

Matvei Fomich!

What, what, what?

Speaker 11

Here's the terrace, Matvei Fomich.

Well, where are we?

What's going on?

Speaker 8

I don't know, Matvei Fomich, what's going on, but... Well, tell me, tell me.

Speaker 11

There's water everywhere.

What water?

What water?

To the sea?

Speaker 1

Well?

Speaker 11

Is the coast far away?

Huh?

Speaker 1

Why are you silent?

Speaker 11

There is no coast, Matvei Efimovich.

We've been taken away.

What do you mean, taken away?

It wasn't supposed to be taken away.

We left the anchor.

I said it, Matvei Efimovich.

What's the matter?

I don't know.

There's the anchor, Matvei Fomich.

Where?

Over there.

There he is, swimming.

Idiot.

He didn't let the anchor go.

How does he swim?

Speaker 1

He shouldn't.

Speaker 11

He's not real, Matvei Fomich.

His artists made it out of the theater.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Speaker 9

.

Speaker 25

Guys, get up.

Speaker 8

I'm going to order.

Speaker 10

Get up.

I'm dying.

Speaker 25

I thought... Comrade, comrade.

Speaker 11

I'm sorry, I want to eat.

We'd like a salad, tomatoes and fries.

Maybe we can have a drink.

Open the bar.

That's it.

All alcohol and drinks from 2 p.m. Today is Saturday, so it's 11 p.m.

According to the direction, alcohol and drinks are not allowed at all.

Why is that?

Here's the menu.

Wait, what do we have?

Kabak or what?

Speaker 6

To the meeting.

Speaker 11

What meeting?

What, what?

Speaker 6

To the meeting.

Speaker 11

They... Let me sleep.

Speaker 17

To the meeting.

Speaker 21

And I want to eat.

Speaker 11

And I said to the meeting.

I said to the meeting.

Comrades, there is no reason to panic.

The Flying Dutchman is a part of a great, well-written sailing ship that stands on the pontoon system.

And we all strongly believe that it is capable of sailing.

I am sure that they will find us soon, comrades.

Speaker 2

My husband is sick.

Give us help.

Speaker 11

We need medicine.

Any conditions.

In any case, beer.

And everywhere.

Last night, despite the unfavorable weather, we were allowed to drive a dynamo car.

And we gave you an emergency light.

Yes, they gave us an emergency light.

Speaker 20

They gave us a better place to sleep.

Why did you close the bar?

Speaker 11

Give us water, people want to drink.

As for the fresh water, its reserves are very, very limited.

And this is our common problem, comrades.

But despite this,

Our enterprise was and remains an enterprise... 2-8-16, stop.

What are you doing?

Speaker 20

I said, stop.

Speaker 4

What are you doing here?

Get out of here.

Everyone put your hands together.

I said, everyone put your hands together.

What is it?

Speaker 20

Stop it.

Take your hands off me.

Speaker 16

What are you doing?

Get out of here.

Take your hands off me.

Take your hands off me.

Speaker 20

Take your hands off me.

Take your hands off me.

Speaker 23

You're such a weirdo.

What are you looking at?

Speaker 25

Are you a maniac or something?

Speaker 11

No, you just turned around.

Oh, my.

Is there any left?

It's over.

That's it.

It's said to be put under one.

What's to be put under?

Who's to be put under?

Hey, you!

Take a glass.

It's to be put under.

Pigeon.

Drink.

Drink, it'll be easier.

Speaker 12

Maybe you'll remember.

Speaker 7

Listen... Maybe you hid it somewhere?

Or maybe you gave it to someone to hold?

Or took it with you to the deck?

Huh?

Remember!

Speaker 11

Who might need it?

Well, that's it, drunk face.

Until you remember, I will not let you out of here.

Speaker 25

A request to the finder to take the old woman Zakharkina to the Lippa alley 3.

Old woman, run to the warehouse, look for the smuggler Praskovya, let the light in the basement go out, otherwise there may be troubles.

Don't worry about me.

I swam away with the restaurant to the sea.

By accident.

I feel good.

Speaker 5

Sos!

Speaker 12

Are you pulling out your teeth?

They'll catch us faster than your bottle.

I don't believe it.

Speaker 10

I don't believe it.

Why is that?

Because we sailed on Friday, and today is the day off.

And who's going to get enough on the day off?

And on Sunday, all the more.

And on Monday, they will definitely forget about us.

Well, and with a bottle, it's always better.

Speaker 7

There is hope.

Speaker 4

Hey!

Godspeed.

Sonya, Sonya, faster, please.

Come on, guys, let's go.

We need to go too.

Hey, where are you going?

Quiet.

We are with you.

Speaker 11

We are also workers of the apparatus.

Well, you work for us on time.

Well, my dear.

And then your place in the hall, among the people.

Who does our art belong to?

To the people.

Okay, I got it.

Speaker 12

Come on, let's go.

Speaker 11

Hey, commander, they are not real.

Speaker 13

Quiet!

Looks like they're shooting.

What?

Speaker 30

Who's shooting?

It's the traffic jams.

Speaker 8

What traffic jams?

They're drinking champagne.

Speaker 5

They are singing there, and we are here with Tonya.

Speaker 4

Come on, come on, come on, don't hurry.

Speaker 5

Come on, Sveta, show them your technique.

Speaker 30

Hold it.

Chorchka, come here.

Comrades, let me in, please.

Come on, let us in to the boss.

Speaker 15

Yes, let us in.

Speaker 2

Where is the boss?

Speaker 15

Quiet!

Quiet!

Quiet!

Quiet!

Quiet!

Quiet!

Speaker 23

Quiet!

Quiet!

Speaker 5

Quiet!

Speaker 6

Quiet!

Quiet!

Quiet!

Speaker 23

Then I'll go.

That's right.

Speaker 5

Take the handle.

Speaker 11

Who are you?

Speaker 23

Who let you in?

I'm a deputy.

What?

Publicity from below.

Speaker 11

Well, why are you like this?

Here, drink it.

It calms you down.

Speaker 5

Please.

Speaker 27

Now let's have a peaceful and quiet talk.

Speaker 20

It won't be quiet.

Speaker 27

Why not?

Speaker 16

What are these kind people doing here?

Why are you being so impulsive?

Speaker 30

Why didn't you do anything as an administration?

Why didn't you provide?

It's none of my business.

Speaker 7

If you command, you have to provide.

Speaker 11

Okay.

What do you want?

Do you have a constructive proposal?

I do.

Why didn't you drop the anchor?

Speaker 7

That's why we were taken to the sea.

And no one can find it.

Because we're talking, excuse me, like...

Why haven't you dropped the anchor yet?

Speaker 11

I have to say it twenty times, you sons of bitches!

Or I have to check it!

Speaker 14

I'll make you sons of bitches, you'll dance with me!

I'll make you live a good life!

Shut up!

You've gone too far!

Give me the anchor as I ordered!

Speaker 4

Get out of here!

Hold this.

Who should this art belong to?

Why are they dancing here and not in the hall?

Speaker 11

We have a closed viewing.

Comrades, it's not the time to think about entertainment.

You need to work.

Is this how you work?

Speaker 2

You have to serve us or take us to the shore.

Speaker 21

Stop sitting on our shoulders.

This is our art and it must belong to us.

Speaker 16

Boris, the client is always right.

Speaker 25

Come on, girls, show us!

Show us what you're doing there!

Speaker 2

And, Kondratievich, that's enough, grandpa!

Get out of here!

Well, what?

Speaker 16

He's ashamed now!

And it's not right to bless a girl, it's not right!

Dress up, we'll take a look!

Yes, we'll take a look!

Speaker 5

Here, take a look if you want to!

Oh, stop it!

One!

Two!

One!

One!

Speaker 4

Come on, Samson, come on!

Speaker 15

Hey, Nadya, be careful!

Speaker 16

Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on,

Speaker 20

What are you doing, Shura?

What are you doing?

Don't show it any further.

Speaker 1

Enough.

Speaker 15

No, it's not enough!

I don't like it!

What do you decide for everyone, huh?

Speaker 5

I'll throw you a chicken right now!

Speaker 25

Get out of here!

It's some kind of sex.

It's not sex.

I know.

If someone tortured them, then it's a different matter.

Speaker 1

Well, you know.

Speaker 30

Pornography!

Speaker 23

It's boring.

Speaker 30

Oh!

Speaker 1

Oh!

Speaker 26

Comrades, calm down!

Speaker 1

Don't panic!

Speaker 4

We'll take you to repair the ship!

Where the hell are you going?

Stop!

Move, you eagles, move!

We're sinking!

Speaker 1

Faster, faster!

Speaker 15

Lyova, what's going on?

Calm down, comrades, calm down.

We have a lot of people here.

We can finish this job.

Speaker 17

You just need to sign the contract.

Speaker 15

What the hell contract?

Are you crazy?

We're all going to sink now.

Am I right?

We have a cooperative.

We need guarantees.

We want to work officially.

There will be guarantees.

We'll sign it later.

Speaker 10

Do something.

Do something.

Speaker 29

Quiet!

Do you hire us?

Yes, we do.

Pavlik, come on.

Speaker 1

Come on.

Speaker 24

Simochka!

Speaker 1

Hey!

Speaker 4

What are you doing?

Come on, faster, or you'll get stuck in the funnel.

Stop rowing, or I'll kill you.

Speaker 11

He's slowly sinking.

He's a woodpecker.

Speaker 9

He's a woodpecker.

Row back.

Why are you still here?

Row back.

That's it.

Speaker 8

Shabash, drain the water, Amba.

How much do you have there?

Result?

Show me.

The cooperatives produced the amount of work for the amount

Two five hundred and thirty-three.

Two thousand five hundred and thirty-three rubles.

Speaker 3

How much?

Are you out of your mind?

Do you know how to calculate?

Speaker 21

Are you out of your mind?

Speaker 3

Do you know how to calculate?

Speaker 8

Are you out of your mind?

Speaker 2

Are you out of your mind?

Speaker 8

Are you out of your mind?

Are you out of your mind?

Are you out of your mind?

Speaker 21

Are you out of your mind?

Are you out of your mind?

Are you out of your mind?

Speaker 11

Are you out of your mind?

Are you out of your mind?

Speaker 25

Honest people don't earn that much.

We collected as much as we could.

What?

Speaker 1

According to the new law.

Are you kidding me?

...to those who suffer from itchiness.

As usual, you can put water, cream, lotion, anything you think is necessary for the charge, so that it charges and can be used for as long as you keep it.

As usual, you need to relax.

It's more comfortable here.

Please, you don't have to look at me.

You know that.

Speaker 21

And just listen to what you feel, please.

Speaker 1

Interesting.

Speaker 1

So what, did he charge us with all the water?

Speaker 1

Oh, Senya.

Speaker 1

What are you doing?

Speaker 1

Don't.

Speaker 10

This is all ruined.

Then we have to sell everything.

That's right.

Comrades, according to the state prices, the order of the living is in order.

Speaker 5

Calm down, comrades.

Speaker 10

We have benefits.

Speaker 15

What benefits?

Speaker 29

Have you forgotten who pays you?

That's right.

We'll take what you haven't given us by nature.

Simochka, you don't need to smoke.

Speaker 10

Get out of there!

Hey, don't let them in!

They'll sort it out there.

They'll sort it out!

Speaker 15

Calm down, we're not animals, we'll leave you alone!

What's going on?

He offers to share the food equally.

Equally?

Speaker 21

No one's going to work like that, they'll just eat from both their cheeks.

If it weren't for us, you'd have fed this fish a long time ago.

Yes, we need workers, not loggers, do you understand?

We have to act, we have to save ourselves.

Speaker 17

Who knows when they'll find us?

I think that the most important thing is to write down all the products and give them out to those who work.

Oh, that's our job.

It would be good to write it down.

Speaker 16

And when you write it down, there's no director.

Speaker 11

Then we have to call him.

Speaker 5

Right, you don't have to call anyone.

Speaker 11

What's the matter?

Hmm?

Speaker 21

The fridge is being taken out.

Speaker 11

Who's taking it out?

Speaker 21

The co-operators.

We're not taking it out, we're taking what we're bound to take.

Speaker 11

Stop the looting right now.

Arrest the culprits.

Print the fridge.

Close the co-operative.

Did you take him to the side?

Take him to the side, please.

Speaker 5

Is he alive?

Speaker 11

Is he alive?

Is he alive?

Speaker 6

Is he alive?

Speaker 1

Is he alive?

Speaker 1

Is he alive?

Speaker 8

Is he alive?

Is he alive?

Is he alive?

Is he alive?

Is he alive?

Speaker 11

Is he alive?

Is he alive?

Speaker 13

Is he alive?

Is he alive?

Speaker 11

We will give water according to the standards.

Speaker 5

What about the products?

They will spoil.

They can be written off.

Speaker 11

This is a fake of documents.

Who writes off fresh products?

This is unprofitable.

Speaker 24

Quiet!

Speaker 11

Quiet!

Stop bickering.

Speaker 6

When it stings, then we will write off.

When we write off, then you will eat.

The Chinese, by the way, eat stale meat.

Nothing.

Speaker 5

Brothers, we're sailing.

Speaker 11

So it's not a boar anymore, but a ship.

Speaker 5

That's right.

Speaker 1

I'll give you a boar now, and you'll see me not a boar.

Speaker 16

Get out of the ship!

Get out of the ship!

Get out of the ship!

Speaker 29

Come on!

Speaker 5

Bastards!

What's going on?

Speaker 30

They're hanging the barbells.

Speaker 16

For what?

Speaker 11

What do you mean, for what?

For the legs.

Strange.

Where are you going, Matvey Fomitchevich?

I'm going.

Speaker 14

The slowdown is like death.

Speaker 5

There!

Another one fell out!

Parasite!

That's right.

That's right.

Speaker 11

If it's your fault, hang him.

Don't spare him.

That's right, comrades.

But that's not enough.

I understand what it means.

This means that we can no longer live like this.

This means that as long as our ship remains a hawk, we will not achieve justice.

And I urge you to take control of the distribution of products and management.

That's what I'm saying.

Director, he's right.

It will be fair.

Self-management, brothers!

That's what we need!

You're right.

I think it's obvious for everyone that we sail, not stand on the shore.

So we are a ship, and the laws of the restaurant are no longer suitable for us.

That's right.

All the laws are canceled.

You are the law.

And I demand that the administration be deprived of all privileges.

Let him go.

Speaker 18

Well?

Are you ashamed?

Yes.

Speaker 1

Thank you, Matvei Fomenich.

Speaker 29

You're welcome.

What will you show us?

Well, what did we stop at there?

Speaker 25

Big troubles.

Speaker 11

I have a bug there in the shield.

Speaker 25

Instead of a cork.

If it explodes, then the whole warehouse will burn down.

But let her not worry.

I have sugar stamps.

I will come back.

Speaker 4

We are sailing.

The weather is good.

Speaker 10

Comrades, we need to officially decide whether to sail or not to sail.

That is, to hang a sail or to throw an anchor and wait.

What to wait?

Speaker 8

How long can you wait?

Well, wait, let a person say.

Speaker 21

Then it is necessary to decide where to sail.

You know what?

Since we still do not know how to control, I suggest to sail in the wind.

Speaker 11

Gagarin, Pitsunda, somewhere to sail.

And if the wind changes?

Nothing.

Speaker 20

We can swim against the wind.

Right, Senya?

Speaker 6

I think, comrades, we should sail to Sevastopol.

Speaker 20

Senya, but who knows which land is closer?

Speaker 11

The question of the land is, of course, important.

Speaker 8

But we haven't solved the question of power yet.

Well, I missed it.

But we have no power, and thank God.

Speaker 21

Oh, come on.

Speaker 11

You're scaring the fish away.

No, wait.

Maybe the big one will sink.

No, it won't sink.

Come on, throw it over there.

Speaker 7

Listen, I'll guard the money, and you go walk around the ship.

What if you remember?

Speaker 11

I thought the artists took it.

But no.

I checked them all.

They don't have it.

I can see the guys, though.

I told you, you don't drink.

Speaker 16

Thank you.

Speaker 20

What a night.

Speaker 8

It's beautiful.

Speaker 30

Well, let's go for a walk.

Speaker 20

I wish I could swim like this.

I've never seen such beauty before.

Speaker 12

Senya, do you often go to the sea?

I've never been anywhere.

We sit in the taiga like bears in a cage.

You won't meet that kind of man, I'm not even talking.

Speaker 20

And how do families live with you in the woods?

Speaker 30

And we're not allowed to have a family.

Speaker 20

What do you mean, not allowed?

Not at all?

Speaker 12

Well...

It's a secret object.

Very much so.

So it's not family happiness for me.

Speaker 1

Poor thing.

Speaker 20

Do you want me to take you away from here?

I want to.

Speaker 1

Sit down.

Speaker 5

Oh, my head is spinning.

Quiet, quiet.

What's wrong?

Quiet.

Speaker 1

Who's there?

Speaker 18

Who's there?

Speaker 20

Well, did you knock?

What did you knock?

Well, come on, run!

Come on, I'm complaining, I walked into the fucking cellar.

What did I see?

In the morning, in the evening, in the afternoon?

Your drunk Kolka?

And the TV?

Speaker 7

And do you know how he beats?

Speaker 20

Do you know how he beats?

And I know.

Maybe that's all I know.

Maybe I want to be... Maybe I want to be in love.

Beautiful, like in the movies.

Maybe I forgot how a normal man looks.

Where are they, the guys?

And there are two of us in the whole village.

Speaker 18

Your Kolka Khmer is a hundred-year-old old man.

Maybe it's me?

Speaker 20

Maybe it's my first time in my life.

Why am I worse than you?

Why am I worse than you?

Tell me.

Speaker 7

Maybe I had men.

Shut up!

My gun is missing.

Speaker 11

Comrade soldier, I hear you are also unhappy.

What to be happy about?

That's right, that's right.

What are they doing?

It's madness.

They are going to sail, but they don't know how to handle a sail.

We will sink or we will be taken abroad.

Lead me.

While we were a restaurant, you know, we could not answer for where we will be taken.

And if there's a sail, then there's a mussel.

There's Turkey nearby.

Do you understand what it smells like?

Yes, you're right.

It's time to finish this mess.

Speaker 6

I'll give you an assistant.

Zhora!

We'll all sink, clever or not.

There are too few of us.

Amnesty?

Follow me.

We need to put things in order on the ship.

Put the commander in place.

What are you commanding here?

Speaker 4

Captain's orders.

Speaker 6

Why are you listening to him?

Speaker 4

Nobody chose him.

You're the captain in the army.

And now we have democracy.

Everyone is equal.

Speaker 6

First, destroy the sails.

Second, capture the dynamo.

Third, take over the food and give it back in the form of dry rations.

And the main thing, finally, we need to decide what to do with the cabins.

The people are crawling on the ship like a herd of sheep, there is nowhere to hide.

That's it, we need to end the anarchy.

Speaker 7

Oh, and here is the Green Peace, welcome.

Come here.

Why are you walking with a pigtail?

Tell me, are you a pedigree or what?

Speaker 10

You're a pedigree yourself.

Come here.

You're crazy.

You're really crazy.

Quiet, quiet, quiet.

Who has more opinions?

Speaker 11

And I propose to choose the captain of our comrade of the military.

He is a navigator, he does not know the sails, but he knows the discipline.

And without discipline, we will not sail far, comrades.

Speaker 8

That's right, we just talk.

Of course, we will not sail.

There must be order.

Speaker 30

Order?

What kind of order is this?

This is not order!

Speaker 20

This is not order!

Speaker 4

This is not order!

Speaker 20

This is vandalism!

This is not true!

He is not like that!

Yakov, at least you tell me!

Speaker 8

I don't know, but in general, of course, order is needed.

Speaker 29

What?

Stop it!

Why do we hate order so much?

Speaker 10

Quiet!

Quiet!

Quiet!

Quiet!

Speaker 1

Quiet!

Speaker 1

Quiet!

Speaker 1

Quiet!

Speaker 5

Quiet!

Speaker 8

Quiet!

Quiet!

Quiet!

Quiet!

Quiet!

Quiet!

Quiet!

Speaker 25

Quiet!

Quiet!

Quiet!

Quiet!

Quiet!

Quiet!

Quiet!

Speaker 8

Quiet!

Quiet!

Quiet!

Speaker 11

Quiet!

Quiet!

Speaker 1

Quiet!

Speaker 11

Most of the votes are for the Captain.

Wait!

Not everyone is here.

That's their problem.

We need to act quickly.

Let's move on.

Okay.

Speaker 6

First of all, please line up.

Here.

And now let everyone take a step forward and introduce themselves.

Speaker 11

Let's get to know each other.

Speaker 18

Stop!

Speaker 11

Well, who did you choose?

He's a fascist!

Speaker 30

Who's a fascist?

I'm a fascist?

Do it again.

Speaker 11

Look what they've done to him.

This is a crime.

Speaker 6

This is half boxing.

Because they walk like women.

And I want to make real men out of them.

And I don't see any violations.

Speaker 11

This is a half-box.

Speaker 5

This is a violation of democracy.

Speaker 18

I just kept it.

I just kept it.

I just kept it.

Speaker 11

I just kept it.

I just kept it.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

Why are you breaking our booth?

It's old, but it counts.

Speaker 8

It was yours, now it's ours.

We bought it on the first day.

Simochka, show him the printed paper.

Speaker 4

Business.

Speaker 23

Well, dear, you don't have the line of Saturn.

And that means a negative life.

Or it doesn't mean anything.

What do you mean?

If Saturn smiles, it gives wisdom.

But a smile appears rarely.

And when will they find us?

You can't say that by hand.

Shall we do manicure?

Speaker 20

No.

Speaker 23

Then it's three rubles.

Speaker 11

How much have you spent?

How much is it here?

Will you pay?

Every day, just this much.

Got it?

Got it.

Speaker 10

Old woman!

Tell that smoker in Proskovye to turn off the lights in the basement.

There's a buggy instead of a traffic jam.

And if it flares up, God forbid, the warehouse will be on fire.

And when the warehouse is on fire, the cisterns will bang.

But let her not worry.

I have the tickets for sugar.

Speaker 17

The weather changes all the time, but I'm healthy so far.

There are no victims.

Speaker 29

Ship!

Speaker 5

Ship!

Speaker 14

Ship!

Ship!

Ship!

Ship!

Speaker 16

Ship!

Ship!

Ship!

Ship!

Ship!

Ship!

Ship!

Ship!

Ship!

Ship!

Ship!

Ship!

Ship!

Ship!

Ship!

Speaker 1

Ship!

Speaker 26

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

Speaker 20

Come on, turn to Turkey!

Speaker 16

To Turkey, I said!

Quickly!

I'm not kidding!

If we don't turn to Turkey, I'll shoot!

Speaker 2

I count to three!

One!

Speaker 1

Two!

Speaker 2

Don't come near me!

Speaker 21

I'll kill him!

My dear, my good girl!

How does he know where Turkey is?

We don't know!

We don't even have a compass!

If he knew where Turkey is, we would have sailed away long ago!

And I would have sailed away, and he would have sailed away, and they would have sailed away!

We don't know where Turkey is!

We don't even have a compass!

Speaker 5

Hey!

Move it!

Speaker 1

Move it!

Speaker 1

We'll move it now!

Speaker 16

I'm about to burst into tears!

Speaker 10

Let go of my soul!

I want to be victorious!

I'm not kidding!

What are you doing?

Hold on tight!

You're walking on one of the crosses!

There's no one else!

Seven!

Seven sins from the soul!

Oh, I've broken a tree in my life!

Where did they send the people?

I went there!

Speaker 26

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Oh, my God!

Speaker 23

Try it on.

That's the way.

Speaker 5

No way.

Speaker 29

No way.

I should have knitted harder.

Speaker 5

Come on, come on.

Speaker 13

Catch it!

Catch it!

Speaker 1

Catch it!

Speaker 13

Catch it!

Catch it!

Speaker 5

Catch it!

Catch it!

Catch it!

Catch it!

Catch it!

Speaker 1

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Speaker 1

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Speaker 1

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Speaker 1

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Speaker 1

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Speaker 1

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Speaker 1

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Speaker 1

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Speaker 1

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Speaker 1

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Speaker 10

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Speaker 1

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Speaker 1

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Speaker 10

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Speaker 8

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Speaker 1

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Speaker 8

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Speaker 1

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Speaker 29

Catch it!

Speaker 8

Catch it!

Catch it!

Catch it!

Catch it

Are you crazy or what?

Speaker 30

Good.

Hey, listen, Elka.

Where are you going?

It's the same line.

What's wrong with you?

It's a free line.

Speaker 10

Hey, man!

I was busy yesterday.

Speaker 5

Listen.

Tell this to your Green.

Speaker 12

Don't let him get offended.

Speaker 11

Hey, hey!

Hey, listen!

They're talking about us!

Well, what does he say?

Speaker 9

I'm sorry.

No, it's about us.

About us?

Speaker 21

Watermen?

Why are they looking for us there?

Maybe they'll find us.

If we drown.

Maybe they'll find us.

Speaker 31

Hold on, Paul.

Speaker 22

What are you ordering?

We have our boss!

It turns out that she used to swim on this ship before.

Speaker 3

Am I right, Marsyevna?

Don't gurgle.

Swimmers don't swim, but walk.

Hold the rope.

Speaker 9

Get ready.

Speaker 11

And thirdly, please pass our exact coordinates to the ground.

Okay, the main thing is that you will be found.

Thank you.

Hold on.

I wish you all the best.

I'm proud of you, Vanya.

Me too.

May I kiss you?

Speaker 16

Oh, well, I'm just...

Speaker 11

How much do you want for it?

It's not for sale.

Again?

Let's go.

Where are you taking him?

What are you doing?

Sit down, sit down.

Just in case, write it down.

Speaker 8

Hey, where are you taking him?

To the bank.

No, it's forbidden for me to sit in the city.

What, am I going to sit on the roof?

Speaker 11

You're going to sit.

I have a big favor to ask of you.

Don't lose the money, please.

Tell me more.

Speaker 13

No victims.

No, no.

Speaker 11

Don't push the pin.

Speaker 13

All right.

Speaker 8

Almost like in Aragui.

Speaker 15

What is he doing, chef?

It will never be forgotten.

Be careful.

Excuse me.

Speaker 4

Excuse me.

May I?

Oh, Lyova.

Dear friends, all of you have become dear and dear to me.

And today, especially.

Speaker 30

I lied to you.

Speaker 20

Bravo, bravo!

Speaker 12

It's not forbidden for me.

What's not forbidden?

Speaker 20

It's not forbidden for me to have a family.

Speaker 30

Really?

Senya, let me put some salad for you.

It's delicious.

I already have some.

Speaker 14

And this is for you.

And this is for you.

And this is for you.

And this is for you.

And this is for you.

Speaker 10

And this is for you.

And this is for you.

And this is for you.

And this is for you.

And this is for you.

And this is for you.

And this is for you.

And this is for you.

And this is for you.

Speaker 11

And this is for you.

And this is for you.

And this is for you.

And this is for you.

Speaker 6

I... Well, I ask you to forgive me.

Speaker 11

Well, I was wrong.

Speaker 1

Well done, Inchik.

Speaker 11

My friends, I'm also very happy.

I'm glad that all of us... that all of us have finally been saved.

I'm glad that the weather is good today.

Eat, drink.

I'm a material responsible person, but I don't feel sorry for you.

Your health, my friends.

Speaker 17

How much do you have?

Oh, a lot.

Well, try it.

Do you see anything?

Speaker 27

I see.

I think I see.

Speaker 24

I see clearly.

Speaker 11

I see clearly.

A ship.

Speaker 1

Hey!

Speaker 22

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Speaker 29

Hey!

Speaker 14

I have come to save you.

That's why I order you to stay here.

And my orders are not to be discussed.

And if you are not satisfied, then swim on your own.

Do you understand me?

So, I order you to stop drinking.

Put on your life jackets and don't panic.

Women and children go first.

Why do we have to cross?

It's good for us to be here.

Of course.

I said that my orders are not obeyed!

Speaker 22

Let's go in small steps.

What's wrong with you?

What can I do?

Speaker 1

I jumped off again.

Speaker 14

Everyone get ready for the evacuation!

You get ready first, and then we'll get ready.

Speaker 24

Right.

Speaker 17

And don't shout at us!

You better shout at your subordinates.

We have our own captain.

Marshal!

Speaker 31

And the rescuers, please.

Speaker 14

Now to put on the vests!

Otherwise we take off and leave!

Speaker 31

Why are you shouting?

He will leave.

If you leave without us, they will hang you on the shore.

It will not be enough.

Okay, enough to poison balanda.

Closer to the wind.

You are ordered to save, so save.

Well, hold the end.

Chief!

And we have no vests.

Speaker 1

Work!

Speaker 14

One, two, three!

Look at the feed, Balda!

Speaker 29

Look!

Speaker 16

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Speaker 10

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Speaker 1

Come on!

Speaker 10

Let's get out of here.

Let's get out of here.

Speaker 5

Let's get out of here.

Speaker 31

Let's get out of here.

Speaker 1

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Speaker 1

Thank you.

Speaker 5

Thank you.

Speaker 1

Thank you.