🎵 Luigi's Lament 3: BRING BOWSER BACK! 🎵

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Speaker 3

And I must confess Ever since I took control in here Everything's a mess I miss the days of killing Goombas With my massive legs I miss Yoshi with his sexy voice I even miss his eggs And I miss the way it was

When Bowser was the boss I can't rule over this mushroom No one's having any fun Something must be done I must relinquish my command

Speaker 2

To the mushroom kingdom, what have we done?

How did things go?

Oh, so wrong, they go so wrong.

Peach is a warrior queen of an Amazon tribe.

She's eating turtles in their shells, a species barely survived.

Told her that she's needed on the throne She said, Luigi, I'll go home As long as I can keep the murder dome Mario Is a Buddhist monk pacifist In a cult he's been set free Running a Goomba sanctuary So I

Showed him some Goomba Nazi plans He said, Mamma Mia, they must be stopped But it was just a bunch of pictures that I photoshopped We gotta bring Bowser back, bring him back We gotta bring Bowser back to the Mushroom Kingdom What have we done?

How did things go?

Oh, so bad, they go so wrong Toad is the leader of a cannibal mushroom gang

every course cooking them in garlic sauce so I said maybe it's time to stop eating your friends he said yeah I'm not feeling right you know cause I swapped them for shrooms two days ago Yoshi has started a race betting empire

But instead of riding on his back He rides the humans around the track So I Asked him if he raced around the ship He said no, I said let's go Bowser's gonna really love the show We gotta bring Bowser back, bring Bowser back Bring him back, we gotta bring him back What have we done?

How did things go?

Wait, wait, wait, stop, stop, hold on, hold on, hold on.

Speaker 3

Oh my god, he's dead.

Oh god, he's very dead.

How long has he been down here?

Two years?

Well, who was supposed to be feeding him?

Oh, mamma mia.

Whoopsie daisy.

Speaker 2

Well, uh, I guess I'm... We gotta bring Bowser back!

Bring Bowser back!

We gotta bring Bowser back!

Bring him back to life!

With the heart of a pig Give him lots of mushrooms To make him big

Speaker 3

What have we become?

Speaker 1

Oh my, oh my, is that...

Speaker 1

It's... HAVERTIME!

Every day from now on will be tinged with gold!

Speaker 2

What are friends for?