Mammoth: The End (Official Video)

Hi, we're the band.

You're up right after the snake dance.

Do us a favor, don't play loud.

I'm sorry, don't play loud?

We were told to- Some of our customers are sensitive to loud noises.

Who's your drummer?

Brushes, not sticks.

No loud crashes, no distortions, and no frickin' solos.

You can play... ballads.

You know, something soft.

Nice.

Just keep it civil.

What a dump.

You ask for it, mister.

We'll play any place people will have us.

Look, all I got was this.

Wolf, we are your biggest fans.

Please put on rock show here.

It will kill.

Well, great.

Now we're the house band in hell.

Come on, guys.

Let's just play, get paid, and bounce.

Agreed, but what do we even play?

Well, you heard the guy.

Let's keep it civil.

Wait, wait, Mike, it's over!

You sent me the invite to play here, didn't you?

You set this whole thing up so my band would get killed off and I'd have no choice but to reform with you guys?

Uh, no.

But that works too.

I'm sorry about your band, but I'm so glad you made it out alive.

And without even a scratch.