Minecraft, But It's 5x Speed

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I'm mining this quickly.

It feels like even crafting is quicker somehow.

Technically, it is, like, when you shift update, like, to update it, you know?

Yeah, like, the shift, like, is, like, quicker.

Technically, it's quicker, yeah.

Technically, I just found iron armor!

Oh, wait, what?

Oh, we didn't- How did none of us get- How did none of us loot this, except for you?

What do you mean, none of us?

I did it.

Yeah, but you just did.

Oh, god, wait, there's lava flowing, lava flowing!

Mmm.

Isn't it good to, like, shift walk in case you need to do something precise?

Yeah, you can shift.

We should sleep through the night, guys.

Let's sleep, let's sleep, let's sleep.

Find a bed and get in it.

I'm in my bed.

Come here, look at this.

Wait, listen to these animals.

Just come here and listen.

They're morons.

That was big.

The funny thing is, if you slow this video down, it'll just look normal.

Let's grab beds, because beds are good.

Because mobs are hard.

Mobs are really hard.

Wait, does it cook really quick?

Oh, it does.

Oh, you want to steal my items?

No, I don't.

Stop.

Stop!

I'm going to have a heart, idiot!

Yeah, you want to steal my items again?

I'm the one who took it, but...

Where did he go?

Guys, it's nighttime again.

How?

The sun moves so quickly.

Oh, help.

Oh, my God.

Help.

Help.

Don't help him.

Don't help him.

Don't help him.

Oh, my God.

He's on me.

He's on me.

He's on me.

Help.

Help.

Get in, get in, let me in.

George, you almost got me to die.

I'm so low.

Oh my god, you guys caused me to die.

How you guys closed the door on me?

I'm running all the way back, guys.

I died over here because I broke my bed.

Where did the sun have to go?

Surprise, mother trucker.

What?

Yeah, you got a freaking ode.

Oh, ah!

Guys, you have all my stuff, I mind you.

Give me my stuff.

Where are you guys?

Get back here!

What is happening?

I see you guys over there.

Why are you so annoying?

Oh my god, I'm gonna die.

I'm hiding from George right now.

Look, George, stop trying to kill him.

Come on.

I don't know where my stuff is.

Look, guys, do you have all my stuff?

No, it's almost there.

It's almost there.

It's almost there.

Okay, it's there.

It's there.

It's there.

I'm going to come to the village.

I need my stuff.

I need my stuff.

Oh, now he needs the stuff.

When I want my stuff, it's just funny.

When George needs the stuff, oh, he needs it, guys.

He needs it.

Oh, yeah.

Wait, why is Dreamo a gold helmet?

Because I got it from another thing.

Alright, Dreamo, where are you?

Come here, Dreamo, where are you?

I'm here, I'm here.

Here.

Look, we can mine more iron.

It's fine.

No!

Stop!

Stop, George!

Get him running away.

He's a faithful little boy.

Stop!

Stop!

Stop!

Guys, stop.

Look, just give... Just die!

Just die!

He's dead!

Where is he?

No!

Look, just give me my... Guys, it's going to be day again.

It already is day.

It's going to be night again.

This is actually so annoying.

Oh my god, there's a skeleton in the water!

I died.

Oh my god, guys.

It's so hard to hate you.

Give it up.

You're never going to kill me.

I'm too powerful.

Oh my god.

It's not my fault.

I was drowning so quickly.

Alright, let's just beat the game already.

Let's just beat the game already.

Everyone truce.

Okay, that's truce.

Give me my iron pickaxe.

Give me my legs and we'll truce.

Everyone grab a bed so you have a bed so we can sleep.

Like, actually.

I'm grabbing a bed.

I've got a bed.

Everyone follow me.

I'm going to the village.

I already left.

I'm going to see how long it takes to break the obsidian.

I guess it's probably quick.

It's still kind of slow.

Alright, let's find a cave.

Oh, there's a cave right here.

Come here.

So don't come down with me in this cave, please.

Seems like a terrible idea.

And remember, we can like... Where are you guys?

There's water down there.

It's right behind you.

There's a big cave.

You can use the locator bar.

There's no one on my location bar.

Oh, this way.

I might just strip mine.

That might be the move.

It's so quick.

I can just mine like a hole through this.

Oh, this is good.

I think we should just strip mine.

But then it will break stuff quickly.

Then it's boring.

Oh, there's a creep here.

You have like no time to react to creepers.

Oh, there's zombies down there.

I'm going in.

Oh, I'm dead.

Your stuff's right here.

I don't know how to get back.

You didn't place a bed?

No.

Oh my god.

I literally said to place a bed.

I'm back.

Come down here.

I don't want to grab your stuff.

Just hurry up.

But I'm afraid to go down.

Come down here with me.

Come down here with me.

Come on.

No, I'm not going.

You've got me messed up, bro.

I'm not going down there.

Until I have full iron.

Wait, where's the water?

Alright, where's my stuff?

I have like a mob trap.

I just fell.

I'm dead.

Look, I have a mob trap.

If they come towards me, they get in this water and they get, like, stuck.

Dream, I'm dead.

Dream, I need food.

Right here, there's food on the floor.

There's food on the floor.

You're dead, Dream.

I'm not.

You're so lucky it's up to me.

I'm gonna lure it towards you.

No, stop, stop, stop.

I need pickaxe.

I need food.

Dream.

Oh my god.

I don't know.

Okay, here, here, here.

Take this.

Current, current.

There's a creeper.

Get in this water with me.

Get in this water with me.

Dream!

Look out!

I didn't mean to.

Just come back.

I'm with you.

Look, there's diamonds.

There's diamonds.

I need stuff.

Do not look at this enderman.

He'll instantly kill us.

I need food.

Who's attacking me?

Oh my god, there's...

No!

No!

Oh my god.

Alright, I'm placing my bed down here.

I don't even have any iron because I haven't found any in this damn cave.

George, come here.

Look, there's more.

What do you mean?

I went the other way.

I went the other way.

No!

No!

Yes.

Oh my god, I killed it.

Why are you rooting on my demise?

Because you put me in this stupid scenario.

I hate this.

I didn't put you in any scenario.

You made me do this.

You forced me.

Hey, watch out, George.

I need an iron pickaxe, please.

I found diamonds.

I saw them first.

Well, I mined them.

I can't even.

Oh, my.

Where's the other diamonds you found?

I'm not telling you.

Well, obviously.

I need iron.

I'm going to look for your shit mine and then mine the diamonds.

More diamonds these ones the founder the ones that they're mined out perfectly.

Yeah, they're mine.

No.

No, I found more.

Where are the rest of them?

Okay, I have nothing I hurt my hand I'm sure mining.

I actually can't do anything.

I'm screwed George just strip mine.

I With what my fist I come to the bed come to the bed.

You'll come with me come to the bed You'll come with me.

My bad.

You know, you're my do you know where my bed is?

I kill myself.

Oh

Here we go.

Here we go.

Come here.

Come here.

Come here.

Get in here.

Get in here.

Run in here.

Run in here.

Run in here.

Get in here.

George, get in here.

What are you doing?

You're just going to die.

You're so stupid.

I just wanted to kill him so he'd be gone.

Oh, my God.

I actually think I hurt my hand.

I think I'm injured.

I'm an injured dream.

All right, look here.

I'm going to give you some stuff.

Wait, George.

I found the diamonds you perfectly mined out.

Yeah.

Yeah, bring them to me.

No, I already mined them.

They're mine.

I'm going to place a crafting bench here.

I'm going to give you some stuff, okay?

I'm going to strip mining with my fist.

Take this cobbled deep slate.

I'm mining down the strip mine.

Is there, like, less iron this low or something?

I don't have a single iron.

I think there is less this low.

Where's the most simple Minecraft facts?

You don't even know that a creeper eats a plate of rocks.

That's an old school meme.

I still didn't know it.

I died and I have nothing again, so... You're just not even trying, bro.

I have full diamond.

You need to share with us, because I don't have anything.

I'm not sharing anything.

I'm not sharing nothing.

No.

Come on, get extra.

Bro, I have full diamond and diamond jewels.

How?

You went through caves or what?

Yes, I'm just running around caves.

All right, I'll meet you guys at the server, so I'm going up.

I don't have anything.

Well, I don't need to be in here anymore.

It's just dangerous.

I want to go farm some food.

He's just risking his life.

And for why.

Yeah, exactly, George.

Hey, the girls that get it, get it.

I'm strip mining, and I find nothing.

Stop strip mining.

That's a terrible thing.

Just go up.

You'll get infinite iron.

Strip mining is just, like, useless on this version now?

Yeah, basically.

Gravel fell on me.

I was lucky it was only one piece.

If I was like a little bit to the left, I would've just died.

Wait, POV Dreaming's about to die?

Wait, I see somebody.

Oh no, it's a camel fighting a zon- a chicken jockey.

What?

What?

Yeah.

Okay, the chicken jockey's after me now.

What the heck?

It's after me.

An actual chicken jockey.

Yeah, the zombie died.

There was a chicken jockey.

I thought it was you guys that looked to the left.

It was a camel from, like, The Wandering Trader fighting, spinning, and fighting with the chicken jockey.

Like, what are the odds of that?

What are the odds of chicken jockeys spawning?

It's at least 50-50, I would say.

Either happens or it doesn't.

What do you think about that?

I guess that's intuitive.

Intuitive.

Yeah.

Where are you?

I am so fat.

I'm at the village.

Dream, look out.

Look outside.

Wait, what?

Oh my god, it's because you're on the horse.

I guess you save hunger that way, too.

Yeah, you do.

It's kind of smart.

Kind of intuitive.

Your armor also breaks so quickly.

I got them.

My legs I do have are like... Look at me, Dream.

I'm full diamond.

Yeah, congrats.

You're like such a selfish person in general.

How?

How?

We're like in poverty, and you're there like the rich get richer.

Ha ha ha!

Basically, he's trying to say, you're like a billionaire.

And we're like the average person.

So you're evil.

And we should, to be fair, we should probably eat the rich.

Let's eat some, man.

You guys can kill me if you wanted to.

I'm going in this house.

Let's sleep.

Oh, whoa.

Oh my god, I almost died.

Make space for my horse stream.

In the house?

Yes.

Get in, get in, get in.

You're the stupid villager.

Dreamy, let in an idiot.

I didn't mean to.

Okay, I'm on the surface.

I have flying.

Flying, if you will.

I'm looking for food.

Sustenance.

Something to help me on my travels.

Okay, we need to sleep and make a day.

Like, night is actually too dangerous.

No!

No!

Oh, my God.

Where were you?

Where were you?

Did you place a bed at least so you respawned?

190, 350.

190, 350.

You should place a bed so you respawned.

Did you have a bed?

I tried!

Yeah, you should place a bed before you died.

Really?

Really?

Tell me something else.

What else should I do?

Oh my god, where's all my stuff?

There it is!

Wait, stop now.

Come to the portal, because I think that with your diamond pickaxe, we can break the obsidian.

Oh, I see what you're putting down, Dream.

Look, I can speed bridge a house.

I need somewhere safe to put my horse.

Well, this is, I'm building this house, so I'm gonna move it in here.

Okay.

My horse will stay here, my steed.

Look, there's George.

Hey man, welcome to our home.

Close the door!

Ah!

Alright, set your spawn right here.

Sleep.

Sleep dream.

Oh, it's sleep.

Why not?

Light this blicky!

Come on, man!

Light it up!

Alright.

We got lucky, we got the spawn.

That was so quick!

That was actually cool.

this is a terrible spawn uh okay well i guess we just gotta strip mine follow me boys then we go down yeah we're high up we're at 118. the lava will be really quick so be careful guys i found i found the exit this looks dangerous let's just say dangerous is my middle name all right everyone split up and look for clues

Oh, there's a gasp- OH GOD!

Oh my god, it's only me!

I found a bastion, I found a bastion.

Where?

Look.

Look, behind you, I see you.

Oh, there you are.

That direction.

Oh my god.

Gotta be careful, tree.

I'm coming.

I'm making...

I'm crafting a path through the wasteland.

Go fight the hog thing.

Get food.

The hog thing?

Look how fast George is speed bridging.

This is how I normally speed bridge, what do you mean?

Can you guys like do something to help me?

Like at least break the blocks.

It's below us.

Oh, wait.

We want to go to the top, though.

We want to go to the top.

This way, George.

Oh, my God.

Who hit me?

Can you break these damn blocks?

I was trying, and then I hit you.

Okay.

Oh, boy.

Look, there's chests.

There's nothing in here.

Gold.

How is there nothing in here?

All right, George.

Goodbye.

what the hell he did he go oh he's down there i looked in the gold baby gold matzia now i'm gonna go trade with someone it's in the safety of the red biome see you later nerds wait they'll wait they'll trade quickly wait they'll trade quickly

They'll trade quickly.

Watch out.

There's guys there.

Oh, holy.

They sound like little monkeys.

They can bro chill out.

Drop your gold.

Drop your gold.

Put him in a hole.

Drop him in a hole.

Where'd he go?

Someone picked up the gold.

I feel like he's not trading quickly.

He's trading quickly.

He's trading really quickly.

What do you mean?

I have three pearls.

We got obsidian.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Help, help, help.

Why is it always George?

Get the other one in.

Push him in, George.

I'm trying.

There he is.

They're about to be out of gold.

They're about to be out of gold.

He's in there.

Oh, there we go.

We need to kill him now.

Oh, wait, what?

I'm gonna die.

Okay.

I saved you.

Alright.

Wait, I want these boots.

How many pearls do you have?

How many pearls do you have, Grim?

I guess, look, I have 11 and 11, so we can split up.

I'll have 11, you'll have 11.

You got it?

Yeah.

Yeah.

The nether ambience is, like, so stupid sped up.

Down maybe and then like cross the lava lake because we can bridge quickly before it'd be stupid but because we can bridge quickly.

Maybe it's smart Oh my god, it's one of the path.

Oh i'm coming Hey, yeah, boom i'm here Oh skeleton What the heck is this freaking fortress I can't kill the skeleton.

Yeah, go this way george

Guys, please someone help me with the skeleton.

Someone help me with the skeleton.

Jesus, move, Jerome.

Get out of my way.

Oh my god.

What, he's still getting me.

He's so annoying to kill.

Bro, where's the fortress?

Uh, fire looks so deadly.

Alright guys, keep your eyes out for it.

I'm just gonna keep building in random directions.

You guys keep an eye out for it.

Alright, get out of my way.

Speed bridge is here.

Really good.

Good practicing.

Thanks.

Quick equals funny.

Yeah, this is amazing.

I don't have a very advanced chamber like you.

Yeah, you never watch freaking multi.

Where the something is this fortress?

Follow me, Dream.

Dream, follow me.

Go.

He's following you.

He has no choice.

I've been practicing speed bridging.

There's got to be a fortress in no direction anywhere.

Oh, you idiots.

Why didn't you tell me that was there?

I didn't see it.

Why is that?

What do you mean you didn't see it?

I didn't see it.

I wasn't looking.

I was looking the other direction.

Yeah, me too.

No, I saw it.

He laughed.

Go to your right.

This lava thing is huge, and there's nothing.

It's wood.

Well, it's the crimson wood.

I actually mined this for blocks.

Oh, there's Fortress!

Fortress, to your right, to your right, to your right.

Oh, I see it!

Go, go, go, go!

Finally!

Oh my god, finally.

Here, George, look, I made a path.

I made my own path.

Wait, look, there's another thing.

Alright, hold on.

I have a really funny idea.

Oh wait, there's a skeleton!

Tell him to kill it!

Tell him to kill it!

I can't kill it without hitting you!

Help!

Oh my god, is that where the blaze is?

All the way over there?

You think?

I thought you said it was this one why I mean, I don't know what I'm talking about.

Oh god.

There's more blaze here Oh my god, they're actually Jesus Christ Blazer Opie is that they should make blaze like that.

They should make blaze like like rapid-fire.

I'm running out of food You didn't share anything with us.

We're gonna share anything with you and you die a perilous death.

I found a spawner.

I found a spawner.

Where?

I found a spawner!

I found a spawner!

Oh, it's gonna be quick on my spawner.

It's gonna be quick, guys.

Here, cover it up.

Cover it up so they don't fly out.

Oh, I'm getting- I'm getting harassed.

Oh my god, I'm getting- Oh, I need to drink a fire res.

Sunup, get out!

Sunup, get out!

I'm fine, I'm fine.

I got a fire res.

They can still kill you.

Yeah, they can get on top of me.

Remember, use your shield.

Use your shield.

Use your shield.

I have two blaze rods.

What do you have, Dream?

I have one.

I have one.

Oh my god.

Oh god, there's so many!

Oh no.

Dream.

Quickly, quickly, kill him.

How many do you have?

I don't know, I don't know.

Back up, back up, back up.

I got George's stuff.

I have three.

I have five.

I have four.

Okay, leave, leave, leave.

We have enough, we have enough, we have enough.

Leave, leave, leave, leave.

Leave!

Dream, get out!

Okay, I wanna do one more.

Alright, we gotta, we need to get his stuff, we need to get his stuff, we need to get his stuff.

I know, let's get his stuff.

Oh wait, I...

I'm saying we need to get his stuff.

Oh my god, I almost died.

Oh.

Oh, okay.

What?

Where are we?

No, it's not loading.

Oh, we are mad far away.

Bro, we're at negative 10,000.

Yeah, that means we're on 10,000 blocks.

Wait, wait, wait.

You can take side of this horse.

You can take side of this horse.

Oh, yeah, my horse.

My horse is at the house.

Okay, what are the cords?

Just head towards negative 10,000, negative 2,000.

We're going to head towards the stronghold.

Okay, let's throw this.

Which way?

That way?

Did it?

I don't see it.

Oh, there it is.

Yeah, yeah.

It's on this right here.

We're moving more negative, more negative, negative, George.

So, like, just head towards there.

Okay.

Just be careful.

You don't have the horse die because you might not be able to get to us if the horse dies.

I dream.

Throw it on me.

I'll just throw it now.

I don't know where you are.

I'm just throwing it.

Uh-oh, to the corner.

Okay, it's really close to here because it turned left a lot.

Yeah, literally throw it on top of this hill, like right here.

Yeah, I'm going to throw it up here.

It's going to go this way.

Yes!

We triangulated it.

Oh, it's right here.

I found it.

Boom!

Hey, George, the chords are negative 11,500.

I guess you can just follow the indicator.

Bro, I can't even, like...

The buttons are annoying.

Oh, trigger, trigger!

Oh.

Kill these little glizzies.

Oh my god.

They hit so quickly, so more of them will spawn.

I got a dolphin!

Nice!

Oh, I lost the dolphin.

I don't trust us with this level.

Fill it in.

I'm placing my bed so we just can't lose, okay?

Alright, we're gonna win no matter what.

It's impossible.

Come here, dolphin.

Alright.

Alright, let's go.

Let's go.

No, we need to wait for George.

What do you mean, let's go?

I'm tired of waiting for George.

George, how far are you?

4,000 blocks.

Really?

What are your chords?

6,000, 2,000.

Oh, my God.

Oh, look, just TP.

Just TP.

Just TP.

Why?

Because, look, we don't want to wait for you.

You're, like, 5,000 blocks away, and you already killed seven horse.

I want to do it legit.

I'm nearly there.

Just TP.

I'm not cheating.

I'm doing it legit.

Just TP.

Just TP.

I'm doing it legit.

I'm nearly there.

I'm, like, actually really nearly there.

You're not nearly there.

You're sick.

You're 8,000 blocks away.

Okay, George, just TP.

No!

I'm at 7,000.

Oh, my God.

So you want me to cheat?

Yes, I want you to cheat.

I don't feel comfortable doing that.

I might accidentally go in here.

George, TP or we're going in.

I'm 3,000 blocks away.

Okay, I'm going to dream.

George, just TP.

I'm nearly there.

What don't you understand?

George, please.

I'm 2,000 blocks away.

I'm TPing you.

No!

No!

I'm 2,000 blocks away.

Stop.

No!

No!

I was going to make it legit.

I was so close.

Let's just go.

I'm ready.

I'm making a pickaxe real quick and mining some blocks.

We'll just need, we'll need a lot of blocks.

Why are we planning for if we're going to die?

We're not going to die.

We'll die.

We're going to die.

The end is going to be hard, I assume.

You want to assume he does?

It makes you really intelligent.

No.

Okay.

I'm putting cobble in here.

Whenever you come back, don't grab it all.

Like just grab enough to like do whatever you need to do.

All right.

Ready?

On your marks.

Get set.

Go.

Oh, God.

Okay.

Yeet.

We need to make a staircase up.

Oh, Simon just pearled.

Of course he did.

Selfish man.

I'm in my selfish arc.

Oh, I'm getting killed by...

I'm getting killed by an enderman.

I need help.

I need help.

And now he needs help.

Oh, I'm actually dead.

Oh.

Go find his stuff, George.

Go find his stuff.

Wait, I want to find it.

I'm just...

I'm doing the stuff.

Oh, yeah.

I found it.

I found it.

I found it.

Oh.

I'm killing the dragon, I'm killing the dragon.

I'm going up to one of these towers.

Oh god, no!

Okay, I died.

Where's your stuff?

Where's your stuff?

No, stop, stop.

I got it!

No, stop!

We don't take each other's stuff.

Did you actually get it?

Yeah, I got it.

You did get it.

What?

George, give me some stuff back at least.

I gave you stuff.

I'll give it to you soon.

Hang on, I'm just breaking all these things.

I'm dead.

No!

Okay, oh my god.

Wait, where's George's stuff?

I FOUND IT!

I FOUND IT!

I FOUND IT!

I FOUND IT!

I FOUND IT!

I FOUND IT!

I FOUND IT!

I FOUND IT!

I FOUND IT!

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I FOUND IT!

I FOUND IT!

I FOUND IT!

I FOUND IT!

I FOUND IT!

I FOUND IT

I know you can, bro.

Crap.

If only this thing was going properly.

Oh my god!

You guys suck.

I can't jump this far.

Kill the dragon, don't worry!

Get him!

I'm doing it!

I'm doing it!

I'm doing it!

I'm punching him to death!

Wait, how are you doing it so quick?

What do you mean, how am I doing it so quick?

How do you think?

Nice, nice, nice.

He's back!

Kill it!

It's back!

It's back!

Go, get it!

I wanna get the final hit.

Oh my god, I'm dead.

It's here!

Yes!

No!

Yes, I'm gonna get it!

No, it flew away!

Please, come back, dragon.

Come back, dragon, come back, dragon.

I want it, I want the final kill.

Why, why, why am I dying?

What the hell?

It was a dream, you killed me.

No!

Go, go, go, go, go, go.

No!

No!

No!

No!

No, please, please, please.

I already went through the portal.

Thanks for watching guys.

Bye