One Direction Carpool Karaoke

Hey, man.

Hey, mate, it's me.

Listen, I am in a real bind, traffic-wise.

I know you're in town.

Is there any way you'd just be able to help me get to work?

Oh, are you serious?

All right, yeah, no, I'll see you in two minutes.

OK.

Hey, man, thanks for this.

I really appreciate it.

It's just the traffic.

Just be an absolute... James.

Oh, hey.

I only need one in the...

I really don't need everyone.

I really only need one.

Wow.

We're off.

Good morning, Mario.

We love you.

I guess.

I guess.

Yeah.

All right.

Where are we going?

Let's go.

Let's go.

Turn the aircon on.

Make sure you get belts on, boys.

Here we go.

Seat belts on.

Seat belts on.

Seat belts on.

If anyone needs a wee.

I need a wee.

Hold it.

Hold it.

We might get some food.

Do you guys mind if we listen to a bit of music?

Yeah, what have we got?

One, two, three.

You're insecure.

Don't know what for.

Don't need makeup to cover up be in the way that you are is enough Everyone else in the room Everyone else

You light up my world like nobody else The way that you flick your hair gets me overwhelmed But when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell You don't know You don't know you're beautiful If only you saw what I can see You'll understand why I want you so desperately Right now I'm looking at you and I

We've got some people here.

She's been following me for weeks.

Hello?

Drive safely.

Drive safely!

Put your seatbelts on!

Yeah, she's been following me for a while, that one.

I've seen her a couple of times now.

Is it scary having people find out where you live or go...?

It does get a bit scary when people are close to your house.

Like, I remember a couple of weeks ago, I tweeted, nothing worse than waking up in the morning and you can't have a cup of tea cos you've got no milk, right?

Within an hour, I looked outside, someone's ringing me bell relentlessly.

It's this, like, 45-year-old woman.

She comes to the door, she was like, here's the milk.

And I'm like, oh, I mean, thanks a bit.

I do that all the time, Louis.

If I was you, I'd just be tweeting constantly.

Isn't it awful waking up with no lottery scratch cards in the house?

Just take your chances.

Leave the postbox open.

Leave the postbox open.

You never know.

Yeah, I think you're smart, James.

One, two, three.

-♪ The story of my life, I take her home, I drive all night to keep her warm in time.

It's frozen.

The story of my life.

The story of my life.

If we're gonna make this work you've got to watch me Here we go

Beautiful.

Maybe it's the way she walks.

Ow!

Straight into my heart and story.

Through the gods and past the gods.

Just like she already owned it.

I said, can you take her back to me?

She said, never in her wildest dreams.

And we danced all night to the best song ever.

We knew every line.

Now I can't remember

Faded out my own voice Boy bands when like when I was growing up would always do dance routines and Wear the same clothes and you have really kicked against that why?

We didn't.

I don't think we came against it.

Because it's weird.

Because it's a lot harder work to go to dance breaks.

It is a bit embarrassing.

We just made a decision that we weren't going to be that band.

I think it makes sense when the people who start are dancers, but none of us dance.

I do think it would be good if you had, like, a dance routine at some point.

Why don't you choreograph it for us and we'll do it?

Here's the thing, you never made a video of No Control.

And I think we could now make a video with choreography.

Okay, come with me on this so you do this Waking up Waking up Beside you I'm a loaded gun

I'm loaded gun.

I can't contain this anymore.

And this is the important bit.

I'm all yours.

And then you do this.

There's no control.

No control.

Okay?

I've got some outfits to wear.

We're all wearing denim shirts.

Okay?

Already, this feels like we are a proper boy band.

I'm never wearing double denim, so...

Exactly.

Thank you.

Oh, yeah, you're winning already, then.

So now, officially, we are giving the fans what they've always wanted, which is a music video to no control, all in matching outfits.

You're welcome.

Here we go.

Oh!

Stay Coffee cup

One, two, three, four.

Waking up without you, I'm a loaded gun.

I can't contain this anymore.

With all yours, I've got no control.

No control.

But you're so fair, it's obvious.

I just can't get enough of you.

The pedals down, the lights are closed.

No control.

I don't want to wash away the night before.

Never watch it again.

Before.

In the heat where you lay, I could stay right here and burn

I think you should rethink this hiatus because it feels right, doesn't it?

Is it just me or does it feel right?

Is it just me or does it feel right?

Okay, James

I just feel like we've really hit upon something unbelievable here.

Do you know the game?

Sleep with, marry, cruise.

One person, you've got to go on a cruise for a year, sharing a room.

You spend every minute of every day with them, but you do not sleep with them.

One of them you marry, and one of them you just sleep with.

What, one night?

Just one night.

Just one go.

Only one time.

One time.

So now I will give you your three people.

Your three are Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez...

and Tina Fey.

There's your three.

That's a pretty good... That's a pretty good three, right?

Tina Fey is good.

Sleep with Tina Fey.

Nice!

Yeah.

Let's marry Gomez.

Marry Selena Gomez.

Good choice.

Why not?

And go on a cruise.

Cruise with Demi Lovato.

Great fun.

Great voice.

Great voice, yeah.

Great voice.

Good fun.

Good fun.

Here we go.

So let's start right now.

Let me talk to you about this.

So you're all getting some well-deserved time off now.

Are you looking forward to it, this time off, or is any bit of you quite worried about it?

Well, obviously, it's quite, like, a scary thing, cos we haven't really stopped for five years, but I think more than anything, like, we're going to miss, like, being on stage and stuff, but obviously, like, we haven't seen our family, so my mum and dad are actually coming to live with me for a little bit, which is nice that I get to spend some time with them.

I think it's going to be interesting for all of us.

It's going to be interesting to see what each of us do as individuals and, you know, throughout the break.

I think it's going to be cool.

All my life you stood by me When no-one else was ever behind me All these lights, they can't blind me With your love nobody can drag me down

Nobody, nobody.

Nobody can drag me down.

This is what I can bring to the band, ready?

Ain't nothin' to break or change your tune.

Nothin' to break, change, double you.

Hear this bit about penthouse you.

You're changing, looking up at my red house you.

Yo, I took another voice call through.

You're changing, looking up at my red house you.

Don't think about being what nobody cares about.

G to the R to the A to the G, beat down.

Ain't nothin' to be around.

Harry and Jim, whoa, whoa.

Now, Mia and Louie, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah.

I can bring something to the band guys Thanks for helping me get to work guys.

Thank you.

I love you all very very much You're adorable boys

I'm not even scared about it.

This game's making me nervous.

Knock, knock.

A ball in your face!