One Time Deal (comedy by dir. Ara Gabrielyan, 1987)

THE END

Come on, come here!

What is this?

Well, it's standing.

That's it.

You'll go to the complex.

Well, I'll go.

We need hands everywhere.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Opa!

Opa!

Hello, Brigadier!

Are you out of your mind?

Yes, I wanted to talk about science, but... Oh, about science.

Well, we'll have a scientific work.

Just for you.

I'm from Papashin.

You're great, you're lucky.

You've increased your rank, acquired a similar profession.

A whole set.

Here's a welder, a concrete maker, an auto-machiner.

And what's there?

Do they often show movies?

They show a lot of things there, and movies too.

Are you interested in pure curiosity, or do you have any plans?

I'm a fan.

Well, then.

You have a good character.

Honest, executive, hard-working, hard-working.

Hard-working?

What does it mean?

I show hard work.

I strive for difficult, narrow places.

That's good.

So we will direct you to a narrow, difficult place.

In the thirteenth crack we have a new brigade.

You will go there.

While the brigadier is sick, we appoint you as the senior.

Admit it.

I need worthy people.

You know, the staff decides everything.

We don't have any unworthy people.

We proceed to the liquidation of the facility.

Yes, such a house is hard to break.

Not a house, but a fairy tale.

We were born to make a fairy tale with dust.

Come on, dad!

Hey!

Wait.

Get over here!

That's right.

You're a professor, aren't you?

Yes, my father was a baker.

He used to break the oven with a bell.

Because he knew where the main forces intersect.

The field place of the masonry.

So your father was an extra-sense.

A baker-extra-sense.

And you went to him.

If he will draw like that, we will complete the five-year-old in half a year.

Please, dear.

To work better, you need to eat better.

To work better, you need to live better.

And to live better, you need to work better.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

I thought I was sent by Lentyaev.

You're offending me, dad.

There was no other.

I'm asking, what is it?

It's already possible.

I'm asking for the last time, what is it?

Ah, the first day of work.

Yes.

The day of the brigade's birthday.

We need to wash it.

We'll wash it now.

And that in my brigade there wouldn't even be any talks about it.

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This way.

Where did I draw you, huh?

I'm not a sniper.

What are you doing, bandits?

What, what, what, who are bandits?

There are people living here.

Isn't this the 4th building?

Are you blind?

This 4th building is actually the 2nd one.

And the 2nd one is considered the 4th one.

You need to think about it.

Wait a minute.

It says here that...

It doesn't matter what it says.

It says you need to think about it.

I'm sorry, Mamasha.

Romanov!

Romanov!

I've never done this before.

Here's a new wall, please fold it.

Oh, listen, what are you doing?

I'm a brigadier, I'm not supposed to.

We'll write a complaint.

That's right.

What is it?

Wait, but not at the same time.

You have to do it.

That's right.

Put it on me.

I still have one ruble.

All right, deal.

By the way, I'd like to have a drink with you.

For the day of the builders, for our brigade and for the brigadier.

Don't, don't.

I'm temporary, until your real brigadier recovers.

He won't recover.

Lung inflammation is for a long time.

Fedya, Fedya, Fedya, what's up?

He's our joker.

And if we talk about business, then we destroy it with conscience, with a sign of quality.

And in general, you can bend down at all.

This is about lung inflammation.

Fedya.

You live well, dad.

Comfortable, clean.

And under supervision.

Why under supervision?

This is my own nephew.

And in what rank will you be?

Sergeant.

So far.

So far a sergeant.

He studies law at the consulate.

Look, and you will be a prosecutor.

Maybe a prosecutor.

Your prosecutor is always useful.

And who will be your parents?

No, I don't have anyone.

My uncle raised me.

So, dad, you took out a medic with your own hands, didn't you?

I did it for a reason.

Why do you think I sent him to protect the law?

So that he wouldn't suddenly follow the footsteps of our ancestors.

His grandfather used to drive horses in his time.

And my uncle was a construction worker.

Stop!

Vitalik!

Did you earn a ruble?

Put it in the cauldron.

Replace me!

Hi, guys.

Hi.

Can I have something?

What do you want?

I'll get you something.

Here you are.

Good day.

I feel sorry for my friend.

Okay, I'll give it to you.

I'll take this lamp.

It's only for Borya.

With this one.

All right.

And with this one.

Hey!

You'll pay for it!

Hi.

How are you doing?

How was your day?

You don't want to answer?

It's your business.

Will you be here tomorrow?

I'll bring you a bone.

Yes.

I'm announcing the production meeting open.

What?

Dear friends!

Well, as they say, the forest is being cut, the chips are flying, but we no longer have the right to destroy so mercilessly, to ask for the expression of value, like a high-strength dilution brick, a tile, a select floor board, a stove from rosettes, and so on.

This is wrong.

Right.

And I must note that all this material is not on the limit, that is, to put it simply, it is nobody's.

That's right.

What's right?

It's right that it's wrong.

That's right.

Dear Lelya, we wish you a happy birthday.

We wish you health, happiness, success.

We kiss everyone with boots.

At this time, in certain mass cases, our worker can't buy construction materials, neither in the store, nor at the base.

And all this disappears with a flash, burns with a clear flame.

You can't continue to work like this.

Leave the fly alone.

At least in our small area, we need to put things in order.

The tile must be melted, the scepter plastered, the brick stabilized.

May I ask a question?

Of course you can.

In what form do we get objects?

in the plundered.

How do we put things in order?

When we don't melt, we don't plaster, we don't stabilize, we don't give a damn.

What do you suggest?

To be on duty.

And to guard, so that not a single... Exhumation.

Well, yes.

I'm telling you, so that not a single board is lost.

Well, okay, we'll be on duty.

What's next?

Can I ask a question?

Yes, please.

That's good.

But when are we going to deal with this stabilization?

At work time, right?

It is necessary to tear off each tile.

Carefully tear off.

Well, then, how do we keep the destruction of the pace?

We have a planned destruction.

What kind of loss is it in the salary?

We will give everything saved to the construction company.

And let them deduct a percentage for us?

Yes, the thought is valuable, but unrealistic.

Why is it unrealistic?

Because it is too legal.

This is our foreman.

We'll figure it out right now.

Hello, guys.

Hello.

Give it to the brigadier.

Yevgeny Vasilyevich, can I talk to you for a minute?

Here we have, you can say, one...

I have an idea for you.

Well?

What if we give all this good to the Trest?

What good?

Well, what we destroy.

Frames, doors, tiles, well, all sorts of things.

What for?

Well, what for?

The buyer will always be found, right?

The Trest will sell them, and we will lose some percentage, right?

That's all?

That's all I have.

So, listen to me.

For your good, the Trest needs a warehouse?

It needs.

So, the head...

His deputy, janitor, receptionist, guard, driver, two, accountant, cleaner.

Cleaning is not necessary.

In total, your idea will cost the state a minimum of one and a half thousand rubles of only one salary per month.

And your products for 250, well, 300 rubles.

It turns out.

1,200 rubles of pure losses.

Is that clear?

It's been clear to me for a long time.

Well, then, do your job.

And we have pioners for any kind of utility there.

Well, is it clear to you?

And it's still wrong.

I was reading a newspaper once, and it was written that nothing is thrown out in the GDR.

They have a cut.

Swallowed the bone and put it in a bag.

The crust in another.

The bubble in the third.

They are doing everything.

They will save everything.

And why is it not so with us?

Because they have a small country.

And here in our area recently built a house.

One yard of this house is equal to three francs.

So after construction so much good remained.

And what do you think?

All this they buried in the ground.

And they covered it with asphalt.

So why is it like this in our country?

Because my native country is wide.

There are many forests, fields and rivers in it.

And there are a lot of everything else, too.

All right, enough talking.

Let's go to work.

That's it!

Shabash!

Why are you knocking?

Master, it's time to open.

We'll be late for work.

It's okay, don't be late.

Now the others will come, we'll open.

That's how it is everywhere.

Ugliness.

Can I bring you the complaint book?

This is a Chinese table.

It's made of black wood.

The legs are carved and bent.

It's from the 19th century.

It's priceless.

20 rubles.

Who else?

21.

22.

22 times.

Twenty-two.

Two.

Twenty-four.

Twenty-four.

Twenty-four.

One.

Twenty-four.

Two.

Twenty-four.

Three.

Sold.

Well, isn't it starting?

Hey!

What is it?

There's a spare leg for your table.

How many?

Six.

Two.

Five.

Three.

Hmm.

It's all ours.

What does he have?

Here.

Where did you get it?

Here it is.

I stole it.

Close the door.

There was another one!

Romanov, don't be a disgrace to the team.

Put it down.

I found it!

You wouldn't have found anything without us.

Put it down.

Red.

This is not your 375th try.

No, of course, we can give it all to the state and get our legal 25%.

Then this is for us, and this is not for us.

Another thing.

It won't work.

This is more than this.

Yes, you're right.

So...

This happens only once in a lifetime, and I congratulate not everyone.

This happens only once in a lifetime, and I congratulate not everyone.

Listen, my dear.

All this must be hidden in a safe place of realization.

I'll take care of it.

The main thing is not to stick out.

I found the fools.

I beg you.

Hold your tongue behind your teeth.

Militia.

Gold.

Hello.

I was told you could get something.

I won't hurt you.

Ah, please, I... Disgusting.

You're in the way of work.

How could you even think of that?

Who do you think we are, citizen?

How can I be ashamed?

Listen.

Call the police.

Yeah, right now.

Oleg, the police!

We have a stranger here at the facility!

I'm sorry, he's nearby!

He's nearby!

Write down the address!

Write down the address!

Senior Lieutenant Novikov.

Is the crane yours?

It's ours.

Why is it standing on the right side?

Is it really standing?

I'll drive it away now.

You rest.

Everything is fine!

I'm going!

So fast?

He has a tool in his bag.

I'll cover you well.

I'll cover you well.

I'll cover you well.

La la la la.

La la la la.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Red.

Will you take it?

Higher samples.

Where did you take it?

Grandma left it in her heritage.

Well, will you take it?

No, it won't do.

Well, as you wish.

By the way, why is it cut off here?

And from what?

Ask your grandmother.

I'll ask her now.

Ask her.

I'll ask her now.

Grandma's phone number seems to be 02.

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What is the probability of the number falling?

Well, if I, of course, confuse the box by mistake...

I understand.

The probability of the number falling is within seven zeros.

Seven zeros?

No, it's still too few zeros.

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Excuse me.

What is your nationality?

Well, let's say I'm a Swede.

What's the matter, dad?

How do you know that I'm a dad?

Well, I'm a Swede, but I'm not blind.

Well, how is it in Moscow?

Fine.

And how is it in Sweden?

Also fine.

Well, thank God.

Hmm.

What are you doing?

Why are you looking at someone else's box?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Of course, of course.

Call me if you need anything.

I'll be happy to help.

Hello, Aristarchus.

Yes, yes.

Well, bye.

Hello, Fedya.

Do you need night guards?

I do.

So, I'll be on duty tonight, and you can rest.

I agree every night.

I need money.

I see.

Then start today.

You'll bring the report tomorrow.

That's all.

I'm going.

Bye.

See you tomorrow.

Why do you need this?

You'll scare the flower thieves.

Are there thieves like that?

There are thieves like that.

Sometimes this happens.

The hair on the head is smoking.

But you don't tell anyone that I work for you.

Why?

Well, they'll find out that I'm doing two jobs.

They'll cut the bet.

A grave.

Brigadier Noseychikov asks to go to the room of the mother and child.

Excuse me, what time is it?

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Thank you.

Sasha, don't be afraid.

Otherwise, uncle will get angry.

Sasha, don't be afraid.

Otherwise, uncle will get angry.

I don't know.

Father, can I talk to you for a minute?

I'm listening, my son.

I want to sacrifice Tolik.

My grandmother left him to repair the church.

And the parishioners of the senior cashier are on the left side.

Ah, I see.

And you won't buy my personal one?

88-A.

No, there are no letters at all.

So you had to learn this alphabet, my son.

It was a business.

And I don't want it to be a business for me.

That's true, father.

Do you want to take me to the monastery, my son?

No, father, what monastery?

Well, what?

Get out of here so that I don't see you anymore.

Got it.

And now we start the lottery of 5 out of 36, and also report the results of the previous lottery.

Speak.

Who is it?

Who is it to you?

Is it you, uncle?

I didn't know you would be rich.

It's been a long time, cousin.

I was passing by your facility during the day.

So?

There was no one.

What happened?

Well, I got a little sick.

What, there was no one of mine either?

I'm not talking about anyone.

Well, you have discipline in your brigade.

Well, I'll deal with them.

Are you coming soon?

No.

Well, bye.

Bye.

Hello.

Hello.

Well, where is our Fyodor?

Where?

At the cemetery.

And you didn't know?

He got a job there.

At this Mordazov, or what?

At his.

And why do you need him?

I have a job.

Hello.

I'm scaring the flower thieves.

I'm only here at night.

At midnight.

I see.

I see.

You're hiding here.

You're lying.

Well, theoretically...

Romantic.

I've read a lot of books.

It doesn't interest me.

I'll be at work at 8 tomorrow.

Got it?

Where's the extra sense?

I don't know.

Brigadier Nosilchikov, come to the room of the mother of the child.

Thank you.

Oh, that's where you are.

And you, by the way, we're still looking for.

Who?

Wait for me here.

We'll go now.

I'll come back for you.

I forgot.

Son, did you forget the numbers?

You need to write them down.

Don't shout!

The train No.

15 to Moscow-Berlin departs in 5 minutes from the 4th track.

Repeat after me.

The train No.

15 to Moscow-Berlin departs in 5 minutes from the 4th track.

Exactly!

15, 54...

Let's go.

Let's go.

To the station?

First to me.

Shit!

Instrument.

Oh, hi!

Where did you find him?

I found him at the train station.

I didn't recognize you.

You look familiar, but I didn't recognize you.

I recognized you right away.

There was a hammer somewhere.

What were you doing at the train station?

Well, it's the other way around.

What's the other way around?

You can use your instrument.

No, we still have plundering.

Now it's rarer, of course.

But there is.

Recently, for example, in the holiday house, the police stole the harp.

Or is it another case?

I think it's enough for today.

It's late, I have to go to work tomorrow.

Well, sleep is sleep.

You'll spend the night here, got it?

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Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.

Help.

Uh.

Uh.

Who's there?

The police.

I see.

I'll be right back.

Are you being called?

No.

No one got out of your balcony.

What are you talking about?

First duty.

First.

Well, first of all, I didn't want to talk nonsense.

I'm sorry.

I made a mistake.

It happens.

Yeah.

No, I won't go.

All right.

It wouldn't be a problem to work a little.

You can't work with such wealth.

By the way, Brigadier, about the wealth.

Why don't you tell us?

It's none of your business.

It's a delicate matter.

We can't rush.

We're not selling potatoes.

But we don't have any money.

We don't have any money.

The client went somewhere.

There were some.

Yes, there were, probably.

In the best times.

There will be no better time for us.

No?

Yes.

Well, little one, did you have a dream?

Yes.

They stole my gold.

That's what a man is for, Davyov.

Hello, hello.

Hello.

A list of brigadiers.

Yes, today they talked about you at the dispatch office.

They gave an example that you refused the award.

They want to print it in the newspaper.

Well, all right.

Goodbye.

Vasya, do you happen to know what award we refused?

I don't know, Fedya.

I don't know either.

Maybe he knows.

Oh!

So you have to ask.

Well, okay, stop fooling around.

It's we who refused the prize.

Now we're forward and conscientious, because we don't chase after rubles.

Tell me thank you.

Thank you very much.

But keep in mind, brigadier, we give you a week.

If you don't manage, we'll find our ways.

Like this.

Ah, like this.

Please.

It's convenient to call home, isn't it?

Especially for a lonely man.

Yes, but it's hard to reach you.

Oh, another man in a shirt.

I wrote you a phone number.

It's easier to reach him.

It's my home number.

My name is Olya.

Okay, thank you.

Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Uh-huh.

They stole my gold.

Sleep in hand.

Taking into account the circumstances, that none of them was guilty of any illegal transactions and scams, the court sentenced them to six months of correctional work

on the spot, with 20% of the salary.

They got rich.

They were rich, but they lived rich.

And some of them even used other people's money.

The defendants punished themselves.

If they hadn't immediately handed over the found gold that belonged to the state,

then they would receive the supposed 25% from the cost of the treasure.

And each of them now, for example, could be purchased by car, which, by the way, was done by Nea Smirnova, who passed the case as a witness.

Hello, boys.

I came to invite you to dinner.

Tomorrow at eight, to the Mayakovsky Monument.

I'll follow you there.

They drive on my car.

No expression.

Thank you.

It doesn't come once in a while.