Paddy’s pub gets occupied

Excuse me, I'm looking for the owner.

What are the owners?

My name is Ari Franco.

I just bought the building next door.

Where from?

Israel.

Just got to be too dangerous.

I mean, you know, with everything that's happening.

Well, that's a tough situation you got over there.

Stopped over to give you this.

What is this?

Notice to vacate.

What?

Yeah, according to the zoning grid, the piece of property that I purchased extends exactly 100 feet to the north.

Anything south of that dividing line belongs to me.

Well, where's the dividing line?

Right about...

Oh, look, man.

I don't know how you guys do things in... What was it?

Israel.

Israel or whatever, but this is America.

You can't just come in here and steal our land from us.

I'm pretty sure that's how this country was founded in the first place.

What are you saying?

Okay, I don't even...

I don't know what that means.

Does anybody know what that...

Okay, if you're talking shit about America, man, we're gonna kick your ass.

I'm sure you will.

This is our bar.

Your bar is on my land.

Bye, gentlemen.