Pregnant and I Know It (Pregnancy Parody)

When I'm out the shop People be looking like I'm about to pop I step to the beat Walking down the street in maternity This is how I roll Belly band pants with the fold Gain a few pounds that's for show This belly butter makes me glow

Just look at my belly Just look at my belly Just look at my belly I-I-I pig out Just look at my belly Just look at my belly Just look at my belly I-I-I pig out Now my stomach has dropped This is what I see A circular round thingy clips in my feet I got a baby on the way And I ain't afraid to show it Show it, show it, show it

I'm pregnant and I know it.

Yo, then I start to bawl.

My old wardrobe won't fit at all.

And when I start to squeeze, I hear a quick rip, then I feel a breeze.

Guess my hips have grown.

I still got six more weeks to go.

I wake up in the morning and I'm feeling sick.

Tightening up from the Braxton Hicks.

I'm just looking at my belly.

I'm just looking

in my belly Then I finally fall asleep My legs begin to cramp Got a fetus in my belly And tums by my lamp I pee my pants when I sneeze And I'm so afraid to blow it Blow it, blow it, blow it I'm pregnant and I know it

I'm pregnant and I know it Check it out Check it out Waddle, waddle, waddle, waddle, waddle, yeah Waddle, waddle, waddle, waddle, waddle, yeah Do the waddle, girl I do the waddle, girl

You know why I don't want to finish this?

Because I don't want anyone to ever see it.