PRESENTING MY FINEST WORK YET POMNI!!

No!

Don't!

Please!

Forgive me, but no one must look under there!

Why?

What are you hiding?

I'm glad you asked!

Let me show you!

I'm the machine!

I grant your every desire!

Toss some material into my hole, and I'll make whatever you want!

I suck, you receive!

What does the little ribbon down in the front want?

Uh, could I maybe have some help asserting myself more?

Wish granted!

Holy Toledo!

I feel like I could get anyone to do anything!

That was so big!

Whoa, I want to try.

Hey!

Oh, yeah!

That's the good stuff.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh!

Wow, this outfit makes me look like a whole different person.

Come on, Christine.

What's your desire?

Not my name.

Don't lie, Christine!

I know what she wants.

Help!

Oh, what kind of a sicko are you, Pomni?

What the f*** is going on?

Oh, could I have a horse?

You want to be plastic?

Okay!

Oh, hi, Ragatha.

Wait a minute, you're not granting our desires, you're just spitting out merch.

Yeah, exactly!

Your greatest desires!

Pretty sure it thinks all human desires are just merch.

It's a merch machine.

Oh!

Oh, it's fine.

I just didn't think it would be Chinese.

You're gonna go rogue and turn us all into merch, aren't you?

That's right!

Cool.

Serves you right, creep.

Aw, Jaxi boy looks so cute!

Go to hell.

Oh no, she's right though.

You'd look great with some accessories.

Just one more hit!

There's a stop button!

Okay... Oh no!

It's eating too much!

Take me too!

I can quit whenever I want!

I like this!

This is canon now!

Oh.

Hey, Coffee.

What's up, guys?

The Digital Circus Episode 5 Match Wave is out now!

Digitalcircus.store, made in my insides with love!

Spice up your Digital Circus Animinis figure collection with the brand new Costume Adventure Series!

Look at these stupid babies!

They look so cute next to their super rare cousin!

And for the next week only, buy two single Animinis figures and get the third 50% off!

Even ones from other franchises!

Well, it's possible!

But be quick!

The new DC Animinis has limited stock, so once they're gone, they're gone forever!

The Majax Plush is here for you freaks to torture with cuddles, humiliation, and general tomfoolery!

Hell is real.

Adopt your own girl boss with the Manager Gangle Plush!

She'll watch you work, and best of all, watch you sleep!

Soothing music for your ear holes!

If you're one of those people that wear clothes, we've got this stargazing shirt, a varsity jacket, and this big tops hat.

Ragita is now plastic, just like you freaks wanted.

Anime!

Behold the...

Wait, what the hell is it?

You guys are... And finally, this digital circus voting pin!

Featuring a sliding hand to show your current emotion.

I'm feeling quite dorsal-less myself.

So... Did I do good?