🎵 Ready Player Two X The Chalkeaters (Mario & Sonic Song) 🎵

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Speaker 1

Oh, that is so funny!

But can we sidebar into a lesser topic?

You're sidekicks.

Speaker 4

Why would you want to hear about them?

Speaker 1

I know, right?

Loser alert!

Why would you let them hang around with you?

What's their deal?

Speaker 2

Well, I literally can't think of a less interesting topic than our lame-ass Player 2s, but it's your dime, lady.

He's too damn slow, yeah, even for a fox.

Speaker 3

He's scared of Koopa shells and question blocks Anyone can fly a plane Anyone can vacuum ghosts But it's not easy being lovely most

No wonder the Switch brand color isn't green Mamma mia, I'd kill myself!

And Sega's blue like all the coolest things Haha, like me!

Who also make a barrel swing Who else would date a Koopa Queen?

The burden falls on heroes of the screen Woohoo!

Fuck it!

Speaker 5

Ready Player Two!

Ready Ready Player Player Two!

Ready Player Two!

Ready Ready Player Player Two!

It's time to raise my voice, it's time to make some noise Cause I'm a second choice, I'm just a second choice I'm the protagonist, you know my agonies I get up off my knees, I'm pressing start now

Speaker 4

When there's baby in trouble, I'm running, I'm playing, it's humble, taller, dumber.

Speaker 5

When it's pop, I boo, he's close, and then watching me stumble.

You don't hate my struggle, because I'm essentially invulnerable.

Speaker 4

I'm just trying to live, trying to save your baby from your little brother.

The movie's only short.

What's in it?

Listen, toad.

Speaker 5

I'm getting my spaghetti.

You're getting sad, dog.

We're never at the front.

The being of other A player two equals zero It's always Mario Brothers And Sonic Heroes Rise up against glory hedgehogs And mushrooms swallowing buttons New game class awaits Now we smash buttons We're not your clockwork toys Round up with just your voice Always a second choice

We're not a second choice We're not a second choice We're not a second choice We're not a second choice We're not a second choice We're not a second choice We're not a second choice We're not a second choice We're not a second choice We're not a second choice

Speaker 1

I never knew you could make guacamole that way.

I'll give that a try at home.

Now, tell me boys, the viewers are dying to know.

Could you describe your perfect sundae?

Speaker 6

Pancakes!

Speaker 5

Ready Player Two Ready Ready Player Player Two Ready Player Two Ready Ready Player Player Two It's time to raise my voice It's time to make some noise Cause I'm a second choice