RL Craft Is Going To Be The Death Of Me

Let's see if they're on.

Yo, it's like a whole new world, dude.

What is that thing?

We spawned right beside a house again, no shot.

Dude, what is that?

What is that?

No, are those bad?

Chat help.

Is this a good spawn or a bad spawn?

Is that a pirate ship?

What is that thing?

What is that?

I'm panicking.

Chad, I'm panicking.

What is that?

What is that?

Chat, I gotta use the restroom before we start.

Lock in, chat.

Okay, what is the plan?

What should we do?

There is an evil creature outside.

Okay, when we go... What?

Why am I like...

So chat, should we not use the old crafting menu?

There's skills, oh my...

Okay, chat, what's the plan?

There is an evil being.

Do y'all wanna sprint to that pirate ship over there?

Here's the plan.

Here's the plan.

We're going to sprint to that pirate ship over there.

We're going to hope something's good in there.

Okay?

Hold on.

Chat, we're dead, by the way.

Dude, chat, we are dead.

Press C. C zooms me in.

Three, two, one.

Is that a tree house?

The game looks so good.

Can you leave me alone, please?

I'm afraid to go out there.

Chat, what do we do?

Chat, what do we do?

Where do we go?

What?

Where did I just spawn?

Did I just spawn underwater?

What's going on?

What is happening?

What is this?

It's a mermaid.

Hey.

Oh, you're not friendly.

I'm sorry.

I can't tell.

I'm overwhelmed.

I'm literally overwhelmed.

I don't know what...

Calm down.

Everybody calm down.

So, so chat, pretty much everything in this game is out to kill you.

What is the first plan of action?

Do y'all want to go to this castle?

Can I even make it there alive?

I don't know.

Dude, the game looks so good with shaders.

It's like actually crazy.

What is that thing?

Is there somebody in that boat?

Chad, there's somebody in that boat!

Is he a friend?

Hey.

Hey, mister.

Hey, mister.

Oh my goodness, I'm seeing a friendly face.

Can I come in your boat?

Please let me in your boat.

Sir.

Hey.

Hey, my name Case.

What's your name is?

Can I live with you?

Sir, look.

I just came from normal Minecraft hardcore world.

There's demons out here.

There's creatures flying.

They're shooting lasers at me.

There's something that's sucking me in.

And it turns my screen pink.

What do I do?

Okay, so it's Grundle with the five gifted.

Okay.

It's me and you, okay?

Me and you against the world.

I don't know who you are.

You know, I don't know where you came from.

Is this your boat or is this your captain's boat?

Okay.

Hey!

Hey, can you do me a solid unlock this real quick?

I appreciate y'all for like... Christmas miracle.

Christmas miracle.

Chat, Christmas miracle.

Okay, chat.

I love you.

I love you, man.

Thank you for being here.

Should I live here with these guys?

Dude, that world out there, you don't understand.

What is that over there?

Chad, is that a village?

We need to calm down and think about what we're gonna do, Chad.

He talked?

Wait, he talked?

The villager said something.

No, that's not supposed to happen.

Sir?

Did you say something?

My name Case.

What's your name?

Food.

Oh.

What?

What did he just say?

Okay, thank you guys.

Chad, how do you get health?

Chad, I'm scared.

What is that up there?

What's running around?

Help me.

There's another house.

Chad, what should our next move be?

Should I just chill here tonight?

Y'all wanna sleep here with these dudes?

No pause?

Guys, if you don't mind, I've been on the run for days now.

Huh?

Looking to protect yourself or deal some damage?

I just want a friend.

Can you hug me, please?

Huh?

Do I steal his bed?

Should I steal his bed?

Thank you, sir.

Chat, you know what?

I'm done being scared.

I'm done sitting here letting this world bully me.

I'm the alpha.

This is my world.

They're just living in it.

I'm the most dangerous creature in this land.

Nobody else.

Chat, you want to go over there?

Chat, you want to go there?

Yeah?

We go there?

What are your shaders?

The BBL shaders.

I'm going over there.

What is that?

What you want me to do?

What you want me to do?

I can't do nothing.

Everything's out to get me, man.

The only time that I have ever felt safe was in that boat with them two dudes.

That's it.

Calm down.

What is that place?

I don't know.

Calm down.

Let's grab some rocks.

We know that's what we got to do.

Let's grab some rocks while we're here.

Chat, can y'all say something?

What was that?

I'm getting some rocks.

Chat, we're getting some rocks here.

W Blaze?

Yeah?

Thank you for this.

Thank you for this.

Chat, I got a feeling that if there was people that inhabited... Oh, yeah, chat.

Something's telling me that there's no survivors in this village, right?

There's nobody alive in here.

Wait, they're friendly?

That green thing is friendly?

Chat, this is friendly.

He's, he's, friend!

Friend!

Wait, why is there a random torch here?

Hero Brian does exist.

Oh my goodness, y'all were right all along.

Chad, I'm overwhelmed right now.

I'm literally overwhelmed.

I'm taking this torch.

Thank you.

Hey, buddy, listen.

Look, my friends are telling me you're friendly, so I'm going to trust that.

I'm going to jump in the water.

I'm going to swim across, okay?

Thank you.

Please don't eat me.

I'm begging you.

Please don't eat me.

I'm actually begging you.

Don't eat me.

Thank you.

Thank you so much.

Okay.

Where am I?

I just heard a villager.

I'm taking this torch.

I'm sorry.

I must.

Hey!

What is this?

I'm so sorry.

I did not mean any disrespect.

I'm going in here.

A crate?

Chad, should I just take everything they own?

I'm taking everything.

I need a crafting table.

Thank you so much for this.

I really appreciate you.

Is that a compass?

Should I take that?

L thief?

Dude, look, man.

I gotta do something.

I ain't got...

Yo, what's that thing?

Yo, look at that thing over there.

What's that, bro?

Yo, look at that thing floating.

Yo, yo, look.

Bro, look over there, bro.

Bro, look over there, that thing.

Cash, money, business.

Man, that's a nice place you got there.

What's this?

Can I get one of these or no?

What can you eat in this game?

There's dragons flying around, dude.

I'm going to cry.

Take these.

A twine.

Ban everybody.

Okay.

Right click it?

No.

Mod everybody.

Hey, look.

Were they talking to me?

Look, I'm just kind of hungry.

Can I just grab a few of these?

No?

Chat, they gonna kill me?

It's cool if I...

Appreciate you.

Look, hey.

I don't meet the requirements.

Chat, listen.

Realistically, should I take every grape in here?

Because I need as much food as possible, right?

Should I take every grape they own?

Like, we are literally at square zero.

We need everything.

Thank you.

Thank y'all so much for y'all's hospitality.

I don't think y'all understand how much I appreciate y'all.

Yeah, how much I appreciate y'all's hospitality.

I mean, it really means a lot.

You know, I'm hungry.

I ain't got no place to live.

So I appreciate y'all for welcoming me with open arms, even though I did just steal things out of your chest.

Chat, we got 20 grapes.

How long is this going to last me?

What are we thinking here?

Two seconds.

Chat, I literally had no idea that Minecraft got this deep.

This is the craziest thing ever.

What's that noise?

Should I just make these my people?

Should I just live here for, like, the first few days so I can get my bearings straight?

I feel like the first three, four days, we need to, like, be up in here.

Because we obviously ain't gonna be able to do this like it was regular Minecraft.

We gotta take our time, bro.

This is crazy.

Are they fighting?

What are they doing?

Chat, what's going on over there?

Yo, chat, be honest.

How much does the shaders improve the experience?

100%?

Dude, you ain't lying.

That's low-key crazy.

I'm taking all these grapes.

I have to.

Chat, whenever we get deeper into this, we're going to remember this moment.

So you know what?

I was here.

Everybody start somewhere, chat.

All right.

I have plenty now.

I'm good.

I'm going to go look through these other houses real quick and see if they're cool with me stealing stuff.

Are those dragons friendly or are they going to try to kill us?

What is that?

Suspicious soup.

I'm taking it.

I don't know what redstone does in this, but I'm taking it too.

And I'm taking the rotten flesh.

I'm taking everything that I think is going to be useful to me.

Oh my goodness, look at that chest.

I'm going over to that chest right now.

Should I be taking all their books?

I don't know, chat, we gotta take it one step at a time.

Please be friendly.

That thing's friendly, right, chat?

That floating pink thing's friendly?

Thank you for regenerating.

Hey, how you doing?

Oh my God, it's a Christmas miracle.

This is actually the craziest thing I've ever seen in my life.

No way, we just got this lucky!

No way!

Wait, can I sleep with one of y'all real quick?

Guys, guys, I need a bed.

Guys, I need a place to sleep.

This is great, this is so, this is great!

Oh, hey, sorry, I didn't, excuse me.

Calm down, calm down.

Iron leggings.

You don't meet the requirements to wear this armor.

You must be fisting me.

Okay, I need a place to sleep, chat, right now.

There was one point in time I ate a poisoned potato.

Oh, really?

Tell me more.

Okay, then, never mind.

Don't tell me more.

Oh, hey, how you doing?

I'm sorry, it's my... Y'all have a good night, okay?

Y'all have a good night.

I just need a place to lay my head.

What is going on in here?

Something's dragging me!

Help me!

What just happened?

What just happened?

What just happened?

Chat, what just happened?

Chat, why can't I eat the grapes?

What is going on?

Chat, should I take any of this?

Take everything?

Which one's better, iron spear or iron spear?

Chat, I can't use them.

I'm not high enough level.

Chat, am I doing good, though?

Am I doing good?

Take him.

I'm taking him, chat.

Iron Saber?

Can I use it?

I can use it.

Wait, I can use it?

No.

Chat, will it still do damage?

No, okay.

I am scared.

I am scared to set foot outside because I have absolutely no idea.

What just picked me up and dragged me?

Chat, what is the very next play that we need to make right here?

What are we thinking?

Sleep?

There's no beds here.

I can't sleep.

Please don't do this.

I'm begging you, please don't do this.

Please stop.

Ma'am?

Wait, Chad, how do you turn that thing off to where if you walk up to a block, it automatically puts you on top of it?

That's a bad thing, right?

Hey, I'm going to just chill in here with y'all for the night.

Auto jump?

Where would that be under?

Oh, it's good?

Chad, do you do auto jump or no auto jump?

Controls.

It's already...

Wait, no.

It was already off.

Is it the mods that have it on?

Oh, it's the boots?

No way it's the boots.

What?

These boots are good though.

I need to wear them, right?

Okay.

Do we need to get... Chad, is the next step to get some flint?

Is that what we need to do?

Yes.

And like I said, there's no way that we can go to sleep because obvious reasons, you know?

Okay, let's...

Are they gonna get mad at me?

Dude, this is the most convenient spot for gravel ever, by the way.

This is great.

Are they bad or good?

What do we need to make, chat?

A knife?

Or a pickaxe?

Y'all thinking pickaxe?

A pickaxe.

Okay.

So, that being said, I need to get some...

Chat, that being said, I need to get some leaves.

But the bad news is it's still nighttime and there's demons out there.

You have string?

Yeah, but I don't have sticks.

What happens if I, like,

No, it remains oak fence, okay the sun's coming up we're good everybody relax We cool yeah, we cool Yeah, we yeah, we cool bit

Is the red one good?

Chad, is the red one evil?

Help me!

What?

What?

Hey, guys.

Oh, you're stuck in there.

Let me help y'all real quick.

Yo, we're stuck in here.

Oh, my goodness.

Yo, chat, they are trapped in here.

I fear y'all might be cooked.

I'm not going to lie.

This is above my pay grade right here.

Ooh, bad news.

It's stone.

Maybe.

Maybe I can save him.

Wait a minute.

Maybe I can save him here.

What?

What was that?

Hold on real quick.

I'm going to get you out of there.

Yo.

Yo, what's good, bro?

Can you move?

Let's go.

Okay.

Chat, next step, we're going to look for a tree, correct?

Y'all want to go look for a tree?

Hold on, let's get rid of some stuff here.

Get that out.

Get that out.

Take the redstone out too.

We can get some later.

Take that out.

Take that out.

I don't really need that, I don't think.

Throw that out.

I already got one.

Chat, you want me to keep all these spears and swords?

You have an iron pickaxe?

Yeah, but I can't use it yet.

I'm not high enough level.

Dude, it's hot out here.

There's a chest.

An egg.

Wheat.

I don't need that right now.

Make bone meal?

Dead bushes?

Am I about to die to a dragon?

Yes, I was about to die to a dragon.

Wait, no, everything isn't lost.

No, they burned my boy's house.

All is not lost.

Oh my goodness.

Look at the crater in the ground.

Oh my God.

Hey.

If I could ask you, please, I would like to politely ask, please don't blow me up again.

I'm just going to get all my stuff and I'm going to leave if you don't mind.

Thank you so much.

I really appreciate y'all's understanding.

And I'm about to get up out of here, okay?

Y'all have a good night.

Bad creature, right chat, bad creature?

Cool off a little bit, cool off a little bit.

Okay.

Huh?

Did these give me six?

No way, did I get my shrink?

Wait, no way.

Wait, these give sticks, Jack.

Okay, that was the craziest death I've ever had in Minecraft.

The timing of that is unbelievable.

What have I found here?

I'm coolin' off, I'm coolin' off.

Chat, do y'all wanna go to this castle over here?

What is that?

What is that?

Oh, it's a tumbleweed.

Saddle?

Help, please, chat.

Please, man.

What is that thing?

I'm diving in.

I'm just going, chat.

I'm just going.

Why is my stuff green?

Hey!

So chat, you may see that it said I got struck by lightning, but you know what's weird?

It's literally sunny.

So where did the lightning come from?

The arrow, huh?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Wait, hold on, hold on.

Take a couple steps.

What did you just say?

So you're telling me that they can have arrows that make a lightning strike.

We are never beating this game.

Did my stuff stink or did it float?

OK, this is creepy.

I see everything.

I have never been humbled more in my entire life, chat.

We need to watch a tutorial video or something.

Y'all told me, hey, Case, go ahead and do RLCraft.

You're ready.

You got it, man.

Y'all did not tell me it was this hardcore.

This is unbelievable.

Make a death counter.

Yo, we lowkey...

I can't get my stuff.

I can't get it.

It's too far down.

I can't get it.

It's gone.

And just like that, I have eight apples and a saddle.

And it's nighttime now.

Can I get up in this castle real quick, please?

Is there like a secret?

Is there like a hidden?

Is there like a, you know, what's going on?

No, no, no, no.

Stop, stop.

I'm chilling.

I'm sinking.

I'm sinking!

I can't move!

You know, somebody asked the question earlier.

He said, he said, yo, what's more difficult, this or Elden Ring?

And I laughed it off.

I said, what kind of question is that, goober?

Obviously Elden Ring.

But now that I have revisited this on the second day, this is actually like hardcore.

This is insane.

And you know whose fault it is?

It's the chat's fault.

And I know you may not like to hear that, but let me explain.

Y'all are supposed to be the guiding light.

When I ask a question, I'm supposed to be able to look over and see 17 right answers.

Grrr.

Grrr.

Good stream chat.

I came in here today expecting to jump back in this on the second day and do a little better.

But buddy, when I tell you my butt cheeks are red and burning because I have had my absolute cheeks be in for the past hour, unfathomably.

Am I giving up?

No.

We're starting fresh again tomorrow.

Hey, I'm still not giving up.

We're starting again tomorrow.

New world again tomorrow.

I don't even care.

This game ain't getting the best of me.

Chat, we're trying this again tomorrow.

I don't care.

And tomorrow, I've learned some things.

Chat, you think I learned something?

Be honest.

Type one if you think I learned something.

See, what is that creature?

I don't even know what that is.

We're trying again tomorrow, chat.

100% we are.

chat a w attempt either way w attempt great stream chat i love y'all bro