She Shot Someone on Stream

The world of internet live streaming kind of intrigues me because it seems that like all of the live streaming websites you know the ones that are purpose-built for live streaming are terrible.

Twitch is not like awful but I feel like these days YouTube is like the most issue-free live streaming website there is which is funny because issue-free is something YouTube's never been but the fact that for every other live streaming website you can identify them not even through their name is not great.

Like if I want to start a live streaming career and I give you these three different paths you're

gonna know which website's right for me immediately.

Maybe I want to get naked in a hot tub.

Maybe I want to commit crimes and be the worst fucking person imaginable.

Or maybe I want to piss people off politically for a living.

Based off those three, you know where to send me.

But hands down, I think the worst of the three has gotta be Kik.

Kick streamers are a different breed.

And when I say that, I really just mean that they're fucking stupid.

It seems like whenever we're talking about something bad happening on a live stream, nine times out of ten, it's going to take place on kick.

And I think that's just because the people who like to do shit like this, that gets talked about like this, they all gravitate towards kick.

It's the only place they're allowed to be anymore.

So when I see a headline of a streamer shoots a random person with a paintball gun during a live stream,

I already know where that lovely individual produces their content.

The other day, during an Ice Poseidon scavenger hunt, which, I don't know what it is about these fuck-ass events that brings out the worst in streamers, but I swear to God, anytime there's one of these, some streamer does something terrible.

I'm pretty sure when Natalie Reynolds, like, convinced that woman to jump into a lake, she was doing a scavenger hunt.

I don't know what the fuck's going on with these events, but I think they should be looked into.

Because the other day, the streamer XenaTheWitch was having a paintball war in a park, it looks like.

I don't know what that really has to do with a scavenger hunt, but she was.

And she shot a random woman.

And in typical streamer fashion, absolutely no accountability was taken.

In fact, the opposite happened.

These dumbasses began to defend themselves.

Now, I had some trouble finding the original stream where this went down.

I think Xena may have deleted it, but I found some clips and I also was able to find Benny Mac's VOD, which kind of captures the aftermath and really just the stupidity of these fuckers.

If you're a well-adjusted human being and you know how to go out in public without being like a story for everybody that you encounter, watching this might make you a little angry, but you know what?

That's okay.

It's good to experience every emotion that you can each day, I think.

Let's begin.

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Okay, so from what I can gather, that little burst of paintballs you just heard there, was her just blindly firing into this little shack, which is like a paddleboard rental place?

So like, again, I don't know what it is about when you sign your kit contract, you have to agree to be the worst fucking person that you can manage, but I don't think I've even met a single person in my entire life.

who would think that is an okay thing to do like genuinely it's not even just about me knowing somebody i don't think i've even met in passing a human being who would be like yeah i think it's totally cool for me to fucking mag dump into a paddleboard rental shop because i'm live streaming on kick like who does this sorry that's a real worker you almost shot at

that's really all the video i could find from the perspective of the people shooting the paintballs i think both xena the witch and this other woman deleted her vods afterwards but i was able to find benny max stream who kind of caught the aftermath of this and i don't really know the backstory on this guy not sure if he's a cool guy good guy whatever uh

I feel like most people participating in these scavenger hunts seem to be kinda shitty, but he seems to be relatively level-headed, and his VOD kinda captures what happens after this girl gets shot.

Yeah, I'm not putting up with this shit.

No one's gonna fucking report them.

They're fucking animals.

They're doing it around the public.

They're doing it around members of the public as utter bullshit.

Yeah, what's your name?

Oh, where did she shoot you?

In the thigh.

Do you know who it was?

Yeah, I just wanted to get the evidence because I will...

I can, um...

So as you can see, this woman was pelted in the leg for committing the crime of not being aware that she was around degenerate kick streamers.

But even after making these kinds of videos for so long and talking about so many people who are just so fucking stupid, it still just kind of blows me away that there are people like this walking around.

They walk amongst us.

Like, how do you justify this?

How are you a grown woman thinking that it's perfectly acceptable to walk around shooting paintball guns at people for a live stream?

Like, what has to go wrong?

I feel like you learn that hitting people and doing things like this to other people is not okay at, like, four years old, maybe?

I feel like that's when you can kind of start understanding that one.

How do you make it into adulthood and still not get it?

Oh, this guy, just so you know, this guy's got a paintball gun over here.

Yeah, she just got shot in the thigh by one of your team.

And this is a member of the public.

Well, why have you got a paintball gun?

Why are you coming at me like...

I'm just asking a member of a public...

Please do not come here, members of the public, aggressively with firearms.

You're accusing him of shooting her.

No, I'm just saying.

I'm just wondering why you've got a paintball gun.

Somehow these two fucking geniuses are not the worst guys in this situation.

But you know what?

I think this sort of documentation, this content, it's important.

Because if we weren't able to look into the minds of people this stupid, we might just never understand them.

Is it fair that you have paintball guns to defend yourself from the other people with paintball guns?

Uh, no.

It's actually not.

Officer, you're clearly not understanding this.

I'm just shooting my AR into the public park because me and my buddies wanted to have an AR fight here.

You want me to be the only guy without an AR in the AR fight?

Come on, pal.

Are you stupid?

Like, holy shit, I've never heard a person more confidently incorrect.

No, unfortunately for you guys, it's not okay to bring a weapon into public because you and your buddies want to shoot each other in public.

Like, how stupid do you actually have to be to think that shooting off paintballs into the distance in a public area is suddenly okay because you and your friends want to have a paintball fight in a public area?

And then this guy in the tank top is gonna make himself look even worse here in a second, so I'll wait.

I don't think it's fair, not in public.

Okay, well this member of the public just got hit by a paintball.

Then why are you intimidating people with weapons in public?

You intimidated me.

How?

I'm walking towards you.

You're just a bitch.

You're just a bitch.

No?

Yeah, you are.

I'm a member of the public.

There's, there's, this is a, there's a, the cops will be storming this place in the next few minutes.

Because you called them.

No, I didn't call them.

She's calling them.

She's calling them.

Okay, I'm starting to not be the biggest fan of Benny, but I mean, this guy's walking around with a fucking paintball gun asking people, how am I intimidating you?

What do you mean I'm intimidating you when I'm walking around with a weapon?

Things that are historically used to intimidate people.

Like, what?

And then just calling this guy a bitch over and over again.

It's like, yeah, dude, you're a real big man.

Walking down fucking Benny Mac and getting all in his face when, uh,

Not to make Benny catch a stray here, but he might be one of the most least intimidating men I've ever seen in my life.

And this guy's getting all in his face, calling him names, trying to act tough because, uh, let me check my notes here.

Yeah, he said you shouldn't act like a fucking child in public and you shouldn't be shooting paintball guns at random people.

If as a grown man, you can't take that criticism.

a criticism that a six year old with halfway decent parents could come up with.

You're a pretty sad little guy.

That's pretty much where everything ends, though.

Benny proceeds to kind of start clip farming.

He starts describing the people that he's looking at like he's talking to the police, like verbalizing what they're wearing, what kind of tattoos they have, like he's describing someone to the police all the while he's just filming them.

So it's kind of pointless.

And I mean, unsurprisingly, the presence of all of these streamers kind of bullies everybody else out of the paddleboard rental area.

So it just ends up being this like conglomerate of losers arguing about whether or not shooting a person in public with a paintball gun's okay.

I don't know about you guys, but I'm pretty pissed off that I missed my invite for that.

Seems like it would have been one of the best days of my life.

All in all though, I think this Xena girl's probably pretty cooked.

If you go to her social media, all it is now is just people calling for her arrest, which, you know, I feel like this would be a pretty easy thing to get somebody arrested for, but at the same time, it seems like these kickstreamers, especially when they have the Ice Poseidon scavenger hunt perk on, just can't get arrested for anything.

Like, seriously, it seems like the only thing you ever hear about going on over on Kik is people committing crimes for content, and nothing ever happens.

So, I mean, ideally, we'd see this woman get arrested, but, uh, unfortunately, what's probably gonna happen is that this probably gets a lot more eyes on her.

She's not gonna lose any viewers, because nobody who watches these kinds of streams cares about shit like this, so unless she gets arrested, she only has to gain from this, which is, uh, really cool.

Well, guys, what do you think?

You think anything's going to happen here?

I would say that I hope so.

But like we've kind of talked about, it seems like nothing ever happens when stuff like this happens.

I don't really get it.

I don't know if the police just don't want to deal with it.

I don't know if Ice Poseidon's got like some deal with the feds protecting all the scavenger hunt participants from any sort of legal repercussions whatsoever.

But something's definitely going on here.

And it's something that I think we should continue to study.

Don't worry.

I'm sure there will be something within the next month for us to do just that.

Yippee.

See ya.

Thank you.