Splenda Daddy 🤣 - (Charlie Puth Attention Parody)

You've been asking me, asking me, asking me how much money do I make And you thought that I probably have a couple million No, you told me let's get married, thought you were smart I'd buy everything with your credit card I'm a splendid daddy, you make more than me

Girl, you failed so miserably at gold digging You want a sugar daddy, but ended up with me Now you pay for all your own things, plus you pay for me Me

Happiest stuff is now mine, do you have proper tea?

I'll be a splendid daddy, don't you love irony?

Happiest stuff is now mine, girls sing along with me Wanted a sugar daddy, became a sugar mommy