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Speaker 1

Thank you.

Speaker 7

hello hello good day suddenly suddenly hello good day hello suddenly good day hello everyone good day suddenly suddenly good day hello hello good day hello have a good Friday all at once who has a bad day to quickly do it was good I will come to check then look

no one expected this stream, but it is, respectively, we will go through dlc to Elden Ring, which, respectively, it came out either at night today or yesterday evening, but it was planned for today, today we will actually start, so look

I'm telling a prehistory.

So, on the quiet streams once, recently, literally a month ago, maybe two, I thought, why not go through Elden Ring as a mage?

Like, go through as a mage, go to DLC as a mage, and, accordingly...

Just run and shoot.

I started a new game and I had 15 minutes in Elden Ring.

Why is this a new logo?

Why did they change the logo?

I don't understand, the logo was different.

Okay, okay.

It took me literally 15 minutes.

I turned it off and was very upset that I started NG+.

And to get to the DLC, you need to play the game almost to the end.

I was very upset.

I was very upset and, accordingly, it's good that on my gaming computer on this Elden Ring was not installed.

I copied the save.

I installed Elden Ring, I turned off cloud saves, I started the game here, there are old saves at the end of the game, as we passed it, I cheated cloud saves, said that my saves here are fresher than the saves in Steam, and therefore everything is fine, everything is fine, I have, accordingly, both the character and all this, and everything is wonderful, and everything is good.

That's why, without rushing anywhere, what?

New inventory function, new section of the function, turn on the screen tab, drag ...

The item you received for the first time will be marked with a icon.

There is a tab in the game where you can see items that you have recently found.

Okay, yes.

I heard about it.

So, what about the sound?

Why is the sound so quiet?

I don't understand.

Will there be a normal sound like this?

Will there be a normal sound like this?

Is there a normal sound like this?

Fuck, why are you drinking flasks?

I fucked, it's loud, right?

Somewhere like this, probably.

Here, and, accordingly, like this.

So this stream is for all idlers, for schoolchildren on holidays, for students who sit between sessions and exams and do nothing.

For those idlers who have a computer at work and have nothing to do.

Accordingly, for everyone who is on vacation, for grandmothers, for grandfathers, for everyone who does not work, for everyone who does not study.

And everyone else will have to watch this stream in the evening.

Today's stream is up to 5, if I finish, if everything is fine, then up to 5.

somewhere like this, in short, in order to get to the remote control, but I play idlers with a computer at work, so wait, I need to, first of all, lower the camera somewhere, this is strong, so fine, so a second browser, this one, okay,

In short, I added the sound of a donation, just a warning to myself, do not be afraid if suddenly there will be, so that I constantly do not mingle and do not look there, like, updated or not updated.

It will be such a coin, without sound, without everything.

Here, do not be afraid.

So, look, I read on the Internet, I use the Internet, who else uses the Internet, plus in the chat, I read on the Internet that in order to get into DLC, we need to get to MOG.

M.O.G.

is a boss-bloody-fuck, who... no sound?

I mean, no sound.

What sound?

Why are you putting pluses?

Why are you putting pluses?

Did I say something about pluses?

Do you have such a big delay that you put pluses when I already forgot about them?

Okay, fuck it.

So, where is M.O.G.

?

Mog... Where?

I don't remember where Mog is.

He is somewhere...

I don't fucking know.

What's the name of this fire?

So, wait, the places of grace.

Lake Liurnia, the Castle of the Storm Curtain, the Academy of Rai and Lucarii, the Plateau of Altus, the Volcano estate, Leyndale, the Star Emperors, the Top of the Giant, the Holy...

The Holy Tree of Mikael!

Here?

It doesn't look like it.

There is no Reconcile.

There is no Sefora River.

There is no Nizovia.

There is an underground local in the dungeon.

Landale.

Here comes the sound.

Don't be scared.

So, I'm reading not right away, I'm reading in breaks, I'm reading when it's...

When it's...

The sound of the game is quiet.

So, I don't understand.

The castle of the storm curtain.

We need Mog.

I remember this for sure.

Strange tunnel of Altus.

No.

The palace of Mogwins.

For sure.

The palace of Mogwins is familiar.

The palace of Mogwins is familiar.

Click on the right stick.

Why?

So mark the right stick, what are you doing?

Is it like this?

Oh, so it moves anyway.

So, okay, somewhere here, yes, the Great Kluator, the coast of Gnil.

Remember, there was something red there?

Nox Telly, Ansel.

That's it!

That's it!

That's it!

That's it!

That's it!

That's it!

That's it!

That's it!

That's it!

That's it!

That's it!

That's it!

That's it!

That's it!

That's it!

That's it!

But I turned on FPS, but it's just for myself, but now it's visible, it's not cool.

Well, fuck him, let it be.

So, how is it?

Speaker 11

Ah, you were guided here by Carmine Michela.

Speaker 7

I'm Leda.

And like you, I was guided by faith along his honorable path.

Touch the withered arm, and you too will be transported to the realm of shadows where now lives Michela the Merciful.

My comrades are already there.

Like us, they have heard the call of Mikel the Great.

If you find them, they will certainly help you.

So, what about the sound?

The sound is normal, no?

Add, subtract?

So, you need to touch your hand, let's go.

Go, go.

Maybe they'll show you the screenplay, it would be nice.

Set the lighting in the settings.

Why is it turned off?

Fuck, why?

Wait, what do you mean?

I have 480,000.

Fuck, and where is the FPS?

And where is the FPS?

So, is it set in the settings or what is it?

Aiming, auto-capture, axis, blood.

Show training.

Mark new items.

Yeah, yeah, like that.

Okay.

So, why only 40 FPS?

What the fuck?

All right, that's fighting.

And how to turn on two hands?

How to turn on two hands, does anyone know?

I just don't remember.

So, this is a blow.

Fuck, what is this?

This is very loud.

Y does not work.

So, Y is to take the second hand.

So, it's in two hands.

Oh, I got it.

Y plus this.

Okay, I got it.

Y plus this.

So, I'll read everything later, wait.

So, touch the grace, good.

I don't understand, here the sound is either quiet or loud.

So, shorten the time, increase the level.

What did we pump?

I don't remember.

So, stamina boosts, agility to 50.

Fuck, I don't even know what to pump.

Let's raise the life force to 55.

And stamina... Oh, not enough.

On 3 levels in total!

Fuck.

Fuck.

So.

Let's put everything in HP, in short, I don't know what we need yet.

So, well, okay.

In short, how the fuck to turn on the interface, I'm not used to without an interface.

Screen mode is full, cropping, tracing.

What the fuck is the tracing, damn it, what do you need it for?

Speaker 8

What the fuck is here?

Speaker 7

What the fuck is hanging here?

Where does this interface display turn on?

Ah, here is the interface.

In the abyss.

Unusual without an interface.

Fuck, why did I turn on this fucking sound?

So, if the sound will bother me now, I'll turn it off.

I'll turn it off.

I'll read the donations in breaks, don't be in a hurry.

Don't be in a hurry, let me enter the game, I don't understand anything.

I remember that the turn is for this, the blow is for this, everything is ok.

So, this is a strong blow, good.

So, I had two katanas, didn't I?

What is it?

Speaker 1

Fuck.

Speaker 7

Yeah.

Holy shit, you're fat as fuck.

Fuck.

Get up faster, my friend.

So, why do I have such a big katana?

Why do I have such a big katana?

What do you mean, are you a fool?

Are you a fool, what are you?

Fuck, the first stomach, for example.

It seems to me that there is a hard undercurrent.

Hard undercurrent, calm down.

Fuck, the grass suddenly appeared.

So, well, I'm not satisfied with this fucking FPS.

What the fuck, blyat?

What have you done?

Why do we need this ray tracing?

Ah, you need to move, seriously?

No, it's bad without tracing.

Oh, missed.

Okay, let it be like this, average.

I don't know what it gives, but it probably gives something.

Yes, my eyes are drying, I often blink.

It happens to me that I sit down and my eyes are dry.

What was the fog before, now there is nothing.

In short, as far as I know, the developers said that this DLC, in terms of complexity, is about the end of the game.

In length, almost the whole game.

In short, you don't understand.

I don't know anything else about it, I saw some bosses in the news and that's it.

Fuck, 40 FPS, what the hell?

Oh, nice!

That's how you should fight!

That's a whole other thing!

Fuck, 40 FPS, that's fucking awesome!

So, my katana is bleeding, I remember that.

The question is, why is it so fucking long?

This is a bloody long stick, plus 25.

And there is also a river of blood, plus 10.

And there is also a poisoned Utegatan, plus 25.

That is, I have three fully pumped guns, right?

Yes.

I have three fully pumped guns, everything is okay.

I want to fly now, but of course I will fly.

I think that guy was a tough guy, because the rest of them fall pretty fast.

So, is there a map here?

Yes.

Oh, didn't I pick up these ones?

Speaker 9

Fuck!

Speaker 7

Why doesn't he finish him off?

He has to finish him off, doesn't he?

There's a horse.

How do you call a horse?

Y.

Speaker 1

Up.

Speaker 7

Now we will remember everything.

So, there was 100,000 with something, it must be picked up necessarily.

So, it will drop ... How to jump off the horse?

How to get off the horse, for fuck's sake?

How to get off the horse?

Fuck, get off, friend.

Fuck, get off.

Where are my souls?

Here they are.

Stop fucking.

Fuck, wrong button, fuck!

I didn't pick it up, fuck, I picked it up.

So, come here, moron.

Where is my sword?

Speaker 1

I don't understand.

Speaker 7

What's going on?

Fuck, everything is confused.

Fuck, seriously, what kind of lagging is this?

Speaker 2

Who the fuck are you?

Are you a boss?

Speaker 7

Fuck, fighting at 40 FPS is so hard.

I think it's half-boss.

Fuck, what happened?

Come on, go fuck yourself!

How the fuck did you jump?

I'm standing in the block.

The fuck are you?

Or what?

Can you turn around normally?

Get the f**k out of here, blyat!

Okay, that's it, we got out of here.

Oh, the healers are back, great.

I would really like to... Why is my FPS not 60?

I don't get it.

Full screen, 4K, automatically adjusts to simplified graphics at low performance.

The quality is fucking great.

What the fuck?

Maximum.

High.

So, let's go to the main menu, okay.

Oh, and then the logo became different for some reason.

It used to be just white, now it's in red frame.

I'll try to put the window without a frame.

That's bullshit.

I also think I need to remove the tracing, fuck it all.

Fuck, nothing works.

In short, let's remove the tracing.

So, this means turn it off, this is the maximum.

This is how it should be, right?

Everything is ok.

It should be like this.

Oh, and immediately 60 FPS, beauty.

Let's go over immediately so that the game does not go crazy.

And everything will be fine.

Thank you, Anonym, for 5000 rubles.

Dima, thank you for all the years that I've been watching you.

Even my wife pulled up and we sang together.

Thank you, Anonym, have a nice song with your wife.

Thank you, Majors, in the chat.

Kukuyopta, hello.

Dima, I'm not a idler, but I won't miss the stream.

9 years together is not the time to miss.

Good luck to you and everyone in the chat on the weekend.

Please wish good luck to FK10 in tomorrow's game.

So, FK-10 in tomorrow's game, good luck to everyone in the chat.

Is FK a football club?

Football club, good luck to everyone in the chat, tomorrow is a victory, that's it, thank you.

So, Deviant, I've been watching Dima for 10 years, thank you from the bottom of my heart.

Thank you Deviant, the majors are in the chat today, thank you very much.

Ananiv, hello Zazim, my first donut in my life, I decided to send it to you, I had my birthday yesterday and now I can't legally watch your videos, thank you for everything, you are the best legend.

Thank you Ananiv for your birthday, we congratulate you and thank you to everyone in the chat.

Another anonymous question.

Hello, Dima.

Say hello to my brother Denis Lavrentchuk so that he can pass the session well.

So, Denis Lavrentchuk, we wish you all a good session, so that everything works out for you.

Thank you, anonymous.

Okay, that's it, I read it, it's all good, it's like this, okay, let's go.

So, there is a map, right?

Okay, the map ... Oh, here we need to go down, here we need to go down, here we need to ...

It turns out that the DLC has its own map and its own tags.

Now the graph is at its maximum, look, and 60 FPS is stable.

So, tell me, why are you in the chat now?

And why the fuck are you not busy at all during the Friday working day?

And I'll tell you then, I'll tell you what I'm going to do tonight.

So, how to run.

So.

So, one, pick up, the map is equal to the tombstone.

Fuck, there's a fucking action on the other button, I completely forgot.

So, good, there is a clearing, coiled ruins.

Fuck, how many people are watching here?

I have only for general development.

16600, it says.

Okay, 16600 idlers.

So, jump on ... good.

Everyone burned to the ground, there was no one left.

Mesmer and his scum sentenced us to burning.

How did we deserve such a fate?

We just lived in peace and harmony.

This is like some piece of lore, right?

Fuck, here are the normal opponents, right under my level, 100%.

They don't attack me very much.

Why do I have so little mana?

Has it always been like that, or is something wrong?

When was the last time, if we don't count that 15-minute Weldring, when I immediately started a new game, I didn't understand anything.

It's been more than a year since the last time I played it.

Therefore, I don't remember much about this character.

Damn, but the interaction on the Y-axis here is also some kind of tin.

What a fucking roll, what a fucking roll, damn, any enemy of mine is just going to fuck me up right away.

So, this is this tree, right?

Is there an addition to it?

Or is it about that?

The supplement is called Shadow of the Earth 3.

I don't know what it is about.

Fuck, mushrooms.

At least I saw some big fuck there.

We'll go to him now, probably.

The game is boring, I will clean up under the stream.

Yes, the game is boring.

In fact, I don't like Elden Ring at all, blyat.

I wouldn't play it, but, bitch.

We suffered so much in it that, as it were, it was impossible to leave the game.

It seems to have passed all the souls.

Like, it's impossible to leave it unplayed somehow.

And what is it, blyat?

I even played Demon's Souls, but DLC!

To Elden Ring, blyat!

And I will not pass, seriously.

Do you hear?

You don't let go of your fucking hands.

Such games don't need an open world.

I told you about it, didn't I?

When we went through the game, I told you all about it.

The open world here is such a fucking hat.

Useless.

Useless, unworked, all this, all this there.

The shit is, of course, significant.

What is it?

Someone is singing something.

So, the sound is normal, that's it, nothing to reduce, nothing to add to me.

Yeah.

So, okay, this is bullshit.

Goodbye.

What kind of horse, blyat?

What kind of horse is needed here to run from place to place?

I'm exploring the location now.

When exploring the location, the horse is fucking not needed.

And where is this shadow?

This white waltz?

I have a beautiful armor.

What an awesome armor I have, right?

Why are there so few likes?

I don't know, why don't you put likes, by the way?

The question is, why don't you put likes?

Why?

All the budget went to the open world, maybe.

So, how do you get in here?

Got it.

I'm working 2 after 2 today, it's a day off.

It's okay, okay, it's accepted.

Then you don't accept the slacker, that's how it is.

Where the fuck to go up?

There is a giant, this is probably either the first boss or just some kind of shit.

Soon a difficult boss.

Yes, probably.

Probably in Elden Ring constantly soon a difficult boss.

In any Dark Souls soon a difficult boss, because the game is, in principle, about difficult bosses.

It used to be, now no longer.

Now the bosses are already difficult.

Why am I glowing?

I have some ability, apparently, which does something after the murder Fuck, how to get up, I don't understand I don't understand

I hope that today, before 5 p.m., we will be able to understand how to get here.

I don't hope for that anymore.

I would just understand how to get here, I would already be happy.

Oh, here's the entrance.

That's it, awesome.

The plan for the stream is completed.

We were able to get up.

Stop fucking throwing.

Fuck, what a big cat I have.

Hello!

What a big cat I have, fuck.

This katana is someone's quest, right?

In my opinion, to get this katana, we did some kind of quest.

Or someone was killed, I don't remember.

I remember that there was some guy in a hat.

Or it's not that quest, I don't remember.

So, how to go even higher?

You can see the moves there.

How many streams did Malenya kill?

One or two, I think.

I killed one or two streams of Malenya, then I got tired of killing her on the stream, I went to the recording for the first time.

I remember this, I remember this.

A horse with a double jump?

It seems to me that I won't be able to do that.

Well, no, the horse won't jump in here.

Of course, you can try.

So, the horse Y up.

But it doesn't jump.

No, but here you need to do something different, probably.

Fuck.

There must be some normal one here.

Oh, wait, here it is.

Oh, here it is.

That's good.

I found something.

Fuck, there's nothing here.

I thought it was some kind of castle, but it's just some broken shit.

Well, okay, okay.

Let's go kill the boss.

So, I have 54 thousand souls.

I need more than 100 on the level, right?

And how to get off the horse quickly?

I remember that you can somehow jump off the horse.

Is there a chest?

Oh, fuck.

They don't do anything useful here in chests.

Push the left stick.

Ah, there's stealth.

But it doesn't look like a boss.

The boss should be on a fenced arena.

It's probably just a big mob.

Yes, it's just a big mob, it's not a boss.

It looks like a giant from the main game.

Oh, fuck!

And I was waiting for an attack with my foot.

Fuck!

So, okay, good.

Okay, good, you understand, blyat, what's going on, right?

Okay, fuck it.

And why doesn't he hit at all, no?

Fuck, I jumped in time, fuck, he does not hit at all.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

His HP does not decrease in principle.

Of course, fuck, yeah.

That was a nice dodge.

Does he have a blood flow?

Damn, his HP doesn't decrease at all.

So, judging by the sound, I will give him something, but he does not fall.

Here again!

I knock him out!

By the sound I knock out his endurance, he, in theory, should fall.

Fuck, chain, yes, maybe I should have killed her.

But I had a chain somewhere, didn't I?

Fuck, I won't have time to change it and I'll be fucked.

As long as I run away from it.

Fuck.

So, okay, equipment.

This one?

Yes, the night horse chain, okay, let's go.

So, yeah, let's go.

Let's try the chain, come on.

Fuck, the horse was broken, fuck.

Fuck, he stepped on me.

Fuck!

Well, this is all shit!

Another leg?

And why another leg?

What difference does it make which leg to kill?

So, well, let's go.

Well, there is nothing complicated.

If I didn't worry about this chain now, I would have crushed it so much.

It would just take a long time.

Does he shoot more?

No.

394 for the bow.

Speaker 4

And here how much?

Well, more pressure was.

Speaker 7

So, let's really light another leg, maybe it will fall after all.

Speaker 2

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Speaker 7

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Speaker 1

Fuck!

Speaker 7

Do you want a bloodbath?

Fuck!

Get up faster, please.

Well, bitch, horse again.

Yeah, you're fucking my horse to beat, do you hear?

Get up faster!

In short, it is more convenient to beat the katana, because the katana passes more blows.

With a chain, with this, half the blows are not enough.

No, we need to finish him off.

Why is he still alive?

So, let's say, one leg.

Good.

But it goes down right away.

Speaker 5

Why didn't you jump, fucking horse?

Speaker 7

Oh, does he also have endurance jumps?

Speaker 5

Fuck, I didn't jump, bitch.

Get up!

Speaker 1

Stop fucking lying around!

Speaker 2

Oh, he fell!

Good, faster, faster, faster, faster!

Speaker 7

Fuck, get off him, finish him off, faster!

Oh, good!

Excellent!

Half of my HP was just taken off, fuck.

Fuck, the fact that he will now squeeze me near the stone is very sad.

Speaker 8

Oh, fuck!

Speaker 1

Unnoticed.

Speaker 7

Bitch, he's gone to an uncomfortable place.

Well, okay, now the horse fell on time.

Speaker 2

Get up already, bitch!

Speaker 7

Well yes, well yes, there was a blow, he rolled into me!

Yeah, fuck, jump, why are you standing?

What is this fucking animation of a blow?

Why do I have overweight, by the way, I don't understand, because of the chain, fuck?

How did you get there, are you fucking crazy?

Yeah, good, he's falling down again.

Ah, awesome, he fell down, by the way.

A firm, reflecting tear.

The face of a cauldron giant.

And where is the tab for new items?

Where is the tab for new items?

I don't see it.

Or it should be in the inventory?

Ah, here it is.

Material for creating items.

Improves spontaneous block.

I see.

They gave me less than 14k for it.

So-so.

Wait, I need to remove this thing.

Wait, how to take two... Oh, here it is.

I got it.

It's two katanas, I got it.

Did I hit someone with two katanas?

No?

They gave me 9500, yeah, they gave me a lot of shit.

But this is not a boss, it's a kind of a mob specifically to knock out some passage from it and that's it.

so that they let me go somewhere.

Damn, can I do it one by one, no?

Oh yes, you are sitting there.

Why doesn't he finish off?

It seems to me that he finished off on the ground.

Or was it in another game?

I don't understand.

It seems to me that when the enemy falls, finishing off should work.

Why are you going down there?

And here the whole location is empty.

Just a huge cemetery.

Yes, seriously, I made it.

FUCK!

DON'T JUMP, YOU FUCKING SON OF A BITCH!

It's, it's, it's, it's, you know, it's fucked up, uh, the backdoor is such bullshit.

You know, when you press the gate, but it's after some action, first the end of the animation of that action, and then only the gate.

But when this gate must be completed, you don't fucking need it anymore, because you will catch it now, but you can't cancel it anymore.

And this is in all of these games Dark Souls is some kind of bullshit.

This is such a bullshit just in general.

It prevents you from playing.

But you can't do anything with it, you just have to accept it and that's it.

What am I going to do in the evening?

Oh, I'm going to play Mass Effect 2.

I played the first Mass Effect on the quiet streams, here's the second one.

I'm just sitting silently playing this Mass Effect.

The first part is nothing like that.

Well, it's the plot.

So, the knight is alone in the prison.

Speaker 9

Fuck!

What's wrong with you?

Speaker 7

What the fuck is wrong with his HP?

Speaker 6

He doesn't get hit, his hit doesn't get hit at all.

Speaker 1

Oh, fuck, another hit.

Speaker 1

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2

Yeah, he's drinking!

Speaker 1

Yeah, yeah!

Speaker 7

So, let's... Well, in theory, there is no point in blocking him, I need to take two katanas and fuck... And he...

Wait, I can't fuck two katanas, because he doesn't knock down...

He doesn't knock down from this blow at all.

It turns out to be a boss who needs to hit, jump off, hit, jump off, hit, jump off, and that's it.

Through parrying?

Speaker 1

Hardly.

Speaker 9

Fuck, what are you doing?

Speaker 7

What the fuck?

So you told me about parry, I was looking for a parry button, but I don't have a parry on my shield, right?

I have a blow removed from the shield, so that the right button has a katana charge.

Right or not?

At least not heal from hits, yes.

But so far, all the opponents here, except for the homeless, are very strong.

Okay, fuck it.

Oh, so I block him, great.

Come on.

Come on.

Okay, let's go through the block.

Damn, the second one knocked me out.

Let me restore endurance, stop it.

Stop spamming.

Da no blyat, moty dolgo moty, da sh...

I don't know what I've been playing recently, but... For some reason, this fighting game is too tight for me.

I don't think I've played anything like Dark Souls.

Why is everything so slow here?

You're hit, you can't go back in half a second.

Some kind of delay in action.

What the fuck?

Has it always been like this?

What could I play that I was so slow?

Speaker 1

Look at this stick!

Speaker 7

Oh, what a bloodbath!

You're fucked up, buddy!

You're fucked up, buddy!

You're fucked up!

You're fucked up, I told you!

Look, I'll fuck you up without a blow.

Okay, I don't care.

Take this.

Come on, launch your crossbow, come on, fool.

Yeah, take it.

Yeah, yeah.

What else can you fucking do?

What else can you come up with?

I see, I see.

I see, fuck it, take it.

Come on, launch the crossbow, you can't do anything else, come on.

Come on, charge, come on, crossbow.

Oh, he went with two hands, come on, come on, come on, come on.

Speaker 2

Oh, oh, oh, you're fucking scary.

Oh, you don't hit!

You're so slow, you're a fucking faggot, fuck, take it!

What, you give up?

Speaker 7

Come on, crossbow, you have nothing left, fuck.

Okay, fuck, okay, I'll let you go once.

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Opa, you guessed it right, got it?

Come on, stupid, come on.

Ah, that's how it is, I see.

Well, shit is clear, blyat.

Shit, okay, it's clear, I don't fuck with you on the PvP heal.

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Speaker 7

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Fuck, I ran out of heals.

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And what was that now?

Speaker 9

What kind of blow was that?

What?!

Shield!

Where's the shield, fuck?

Speaker 1

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Speaker 5

Of course, it's a fucking kill!

It takes an hour and a half!

Speaker 1

Why are you jumping?

Speaker 7

Fuck, I'm lucky.

Come on!

And... Fuck, I got hit!

I got hit twice.

Okay, I'm healing slowly.

Fuck, everything is very dangerous, fucking dangerous.

Спасибо, дизайнер Т. Спасибо большое за стримы, смотрю давно, но первую зарплату пускаю на донат, ты лучший.

Спасибо, дизайнер, спасибо, мажоры в чате.

Катерина, первых или первых, не знаю как, Дмитрий категорически передает пламенный привет из Хабаровска, как раз вернулась с работы, а стрим тут как тут.

Спасибо за пятилетку, шикарного времяпрепровождения, с вашими прохождениями, люблю, целую.

Спасибо, Катерина, спасибо, мажоры в чате.

Anonym, thank you for your streams, we really like to watch them with my wife.

Please say hello to Olya and our cat named Dymok.

So, Olya and cat Dymku, hello to everyone in the chat.

Yes, thank you.

So, and Darya.

Hello, Dima, please congratulate Katya Lisyanskaya on her birthday.

I wish her all the best and bright, strong health, fulfillment of all wishes, and that her friend loves her very much.

So, Katya Lisyanskaya, so we congratulate everyone in the chat, together with her friend.

We wish her all the best.

And we remember that action on Y.

Thank you, Daria, thank you, Major in the chat, come on, yes, yes, yes, everything is calm, Major in the chat, let's go, happy birthday, happy birthday, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go

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So, come on, you're gonna heal yourself now, bitch, right?

Good, okay.

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Are you going to use a machine gun?

Come on, one, two, come on, okay, okay, okay, one, two, three, one, two, one, fuck, fuck, where are you, don't jump, don't jump, he just doesn't jump, why did his HP increase?

Yes, I charged him.

I charged him, let's go.

I'm on charge, let's go.

Come on, bitch, come on.

Speaker 1

Hit, let it be.

Speaker 1

To be continued

Speaker 7

Come on, faster, you're a tiger, why are you showing me this asshole for an hour and a half?

Battle music and loud effects

He's basically useless, if you think about it.

F**k, this attack is f**ked up!

And this one too.

F**k, he takes half of his HP.

F**k, what the f**k?

You can hit normally, faster!

What's wrong with you?

Damn it, he's healing, damn it!

Fuck, I thought I would make it.

In short, you just need to go for him.

Come on, faster!

Well, why do you fucking think about the game for an hour and a half?

I don't like the fact that the game thinks so long about deaths.

Speaker 8

Fuck, it's not so bad.

Speaker 7

That's it, it's a victory.

You just made a jump earlier, fuck.

I'm fucking sick of it, seriously.

And now I'm sick of it, why?

I don't understand why he gets it.

I feel the distance clearly, I don't understand why he gets it.

I won't have time to beat him with two katanas.

Here the window is exactly for one blow, not for two blows.

Speaker 1

Why didn't I come at the right level?

Speaker 9

What the hell was that?

Speaker 7

Did he grab me or what?

I think he grabbed me and did something to me.

Because I couldn't...

Let me just spam him with two katanas, and he will kill me.

Let's see how much damage I can do.

I went in the wrong way with two katanas.

Come on, hurry up, play, you son of a bitch, you can do it faster!

Speaker 4

Why are you taking so long?

Speaker 7

No, fuck two KTNs.

I'm not burning, I just don't understand why it's so long.

It seems to me that it used to be faster.

Here, blyat, you really sit for another minute and a half, waiting for the intermission to pass.

Speaker 2

Yes, damn!

Speaker 7

In short, he must be beaten before this, how is he?

He must be beaten after each of his blows.

And then he will fly away very quickly.

Speaker 4

How the hell did you get up there?

Speaker 5

Fuck!

Speaker 7

What the fuck are you doing?

Fuck, he's doing the same hits all the time, at the same places, I'm standing next to him, fuck, he gets it, he doesn't get it.

They have, yes, they all have a sandblasting sword, fuck.

Okay, let me stand with the block now, okay.

I will press the block on any firefighter.

just from such cases.

That's how he wasn't supposed to get me!

Speaker 5

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

He's capturing here!

Fuck, he's definitely capturing here!

Speaker 7

He's making some kind of capture here!

Because my joystick vibrated!

For nose-chewing.

F**k!

Where is the roll?

Speaker 1

Oh, yeah

Speaker 1

No!

Speaker 1

No!

Speaker 1

To be continued

Speaker 1

so so so so so so

Speaker 8

Naturally.

Speaker 9

What the fuck is this cheating?

Speaker 5

This has never happened before, hello?

Speaker 9

THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE, GO FUCK YOURSELF, YOU SHIT!

Speaker 5

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

Speaker 9

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

Speaker 2

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

Speaker 7

FUCK, THIS IS JUST A FUCKING SHIT, WHAT IS THIS?

He just came up and shot at me.

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

Okay, let's go faster.

He just shot at me and that's it.

In short, now he is a blow, I am a blow.

You can play with him for so long.

Speaker 1

No!

Speaker 1

No!

Speaker 1

No!

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Come on.

Speaker 7

Again!

Again, bitch, just shoots at me, just look!

Speaker 9

Hehehe, he shoots with a jump, damn it!

Speaker 1

Oh shit.

Speaker 1

To be continued...

Speaker 1

To be continued

Speaker 9

I mean, yeah?

Yeah?

Speaker 7

When there's nothing to take, just suddenly a new attack appears out of nowhere.

Where the fuck did it come from?

What the fuck?

Where did it come from?

Well, it never happened before, not even once.

Speaker 1

Not even once.

Speaker 7

What the fuck?

I can't.

I think he's just evolving.

Speaker 1

I was greedy.

I was greedy.

Speaker 7

Yes, he has new attacks every time.

So, thank you, Anya.

Hello, Dmitry.

Today I have my first night shift.

Wish me luck and say hello to my beloved Tyoma.

Good luck in passing, you are the best.

Thank you, Anya.

Good luck to you in the first night shift.

Hello to Tyoma.

We pass all the chats.

Thank you, Anya.

Majors in the chat.

Majors in the chat.

Okay, that's it.

Victory.

I'll go on a break.

Speaker 1

That was a close one.

Speaker 7

Oh!

And now she didn't succeed in this shit!

Speaker 1

No!

Speaker 1

No!

Speaker 1

That was close.

Fuck your mother!

What are these fucking millimeters, blyat!

There, here, here, there, blyat!

Speaker 7

This is fucking the very first boss.

Fuck, he's so difficult.

He's just not difficult, he's fucking some kind of madman.

What the f**k is this double jump in front of the hit?

Speaker 2

Damn, I got hit again!

Speaker 1

That was a close one.

Speaker 7

How the hell do you get out of here, bitch?

Speaker 1

Let's do this.

Speaker 1

No!

Speaker 1

so so

Speaker 5

What kind of series are these, fucking endless?

Fuck!

I did this shit a hundred times, and here he gets it.

Speaker 7

I don't understand why.

I don't understand what the fuck is going on.

He has a feeling that when he has little HP left, he just rushes forward like a tank.

That is, before that, he did the same thing, and then, in short, once, and he rushed.

And look, blyat, hehehe, son of a bitch.

Okay, okay.

Well, this is a victory in any way.

And finally, blyat, let's go to the first location, at least in DLC.

He is very long, he has too much HP.

Damn, after this hit, if you roll him over, he hits the third hit.

This must be remembered.

Speaker 1

No!

Speaker 1

No!

Speaker 6

What the fuck is this?

Speaker 1

No!

Speaker 1

No!

Speaker 5

Fuck, third hit!

Speaker 2

Oh, how did you get it, bitch?

Speaker 8

Come on, you, blyat, what are you?

Speaker 7

Oh...

Two-handed loneliness, blyat.

Loneliness!

How much does loneliness weigh?

Weight three... Fuck, loneliness weighs.

But I will not wear loneliness on the hunt, I have to.

So, thank you, Anna Anonymous for 5,000 rubles in the chat.

Hello, Dima, this is Anna Anonymous from Super Bowl.

Say hello to me and the subscribers on the stream.

Have a good stream, and most importantly, good luck to you.

Thank you, Anna.

Hello to you all, Anna says.

Say hello to them too, in accordance with all chats.

Thank you.

Thank you, Stepan.

Hello, Dima, I've been watching you for 8 years.

Thank you for your years of lamp content, for all these years of lamp content.

I wanted to say about the passage of the number RE.

The next one starts with RE 0, since the sixth part is the most difficult.

Thank you, Stepan, thank you.

We'll figure it out.

We'll figure it out, but for now, near the corpse, in short, wait, listen to the fire burning, and I'll get up and warm up, I need to warm up.

A little break.

Hello.

Hello, give me focus.

Can I have focus?

Focus, thank you.

Here we go.

We defeated the first boss, okay.

We defeated the first boss.

I don't know how many of them are in DLC, but we did it.

We did it!

What the hell is this?

Fuck, it's alive!

It's alive, fuck!

For a thousand from each give, look.

Like it's alive, but not aggressive was.

Well, okay.

I don't know what it is, but let's win.

Fuck, it's hard to eat.

Fuck.

I don't have enough beaches, wait.

Well, the main thing is to start hitting, then it will quickly... Why are there so many of them here?

Now this fucking bird will come.

From the mouth some kind of shit.

It feels like the face of an old woman.

So they, wait, reappear?

Really straight face of an old woman.

in short, this one, this one, this one, this one, this one, this one,

I hope that they will give something for it.

Otherwise it's very sad.

Fuck, they get out again!

What the fuck?

Or they don't get out?

Oh f**k Don't kill me, what are you doing?

F**k, but there are three of them, it's very difficult

Speaker 5

Stop it!

Fuck you!

Speaker 7

And what, will they really not give anything for this?

I see, I see.

Developers are greedy, pizdez.

Greedy developers.

Go down, hey, fuck.

Well, that's all.

Now you can go and try to enter some location.

As I understand, plus or minus, we cleaned the yard.

Let's go, let's go, let's restore the flasks and let's go.

We probably need to go there, into the rock.

Loot fell out, oh.

In fact, the loot in this game is absolutely useless in principle.

There is a lot of weapons, a lot of armor, a lot of all sorts of smugglers and other shit, but in fact it is not needed.

Speaker 1

Fuck!

Speaker 7

In short, this game is for those, this game is for passing and re-passing for various builds, which, in fact, do not need anything but what is needed for their build.

Some kind of crushed mushrooms, some kind of moldy raisins, some kind of sword pulled out of the dragon's ass.

It's all so useless that it doesn't mean anything at all to miss the loot here.

I missed it and I don't give a fuck about it.

This loot just went to hell and that's it.

So don't worry that I'm missing some loot, I absolutely don't need it here.

Maybe I'll find some katana somewhere better or something like that, but I don't know.

So, wait, where are we going?

In theory, we should go somewhere forward.

Here is some kind of castle.

Here is some kind of settlement.

Something is not open here yet.

And here is some kind of entrance to the rock.

Let's go to the rock first.

Magnum missed, yes.

If there was a magnum here, it would be cool.

I would shoot.

So, okay, let's go here first.

How do I really jump?

Oh, that's it, that's right.

So, what is this?

Blessing of the Fallen Tree.

The shards of the Fallen Tree can be found in the Kingdom of Shadows.

Apply them to places of grace to strengthen the Blessing of the Fallen Tree.

Blessing of the Fallen Tree increases damage to enemies and reduces the damage received, but it only works in the Kingdom of Shadows.

Oh, cool.

Cut out words convert the phrase, here I renounce the first flesh.

So, well, let's see.

Blessing of the Kingdom of Shadows.

Ha!

What's the difference?

Improves your abilities, but acts only in the Kingdom of Shadows.

Well, I see.

Dust of the Glorious Spirit.

Oh, I don't have a handful.

Speaker 1

Good.

Speaker 7

Good!

Good.

So, come on, tell me who you are.

Lady Ledda told me about you.

You're that tarnished, guided here by the great Michela, like all of us.

Speaker 3

I am Freya.

I once fought on the side of General Rodan.

Speaker 7

In battle, you can be sure I'll hold my own.

Well done.

Oh, another thing.

Did you speak to our stubborn little friend?

Speaker 3

If you've yet to do so, have him give you a map of the cross's whereabouts.

Speaker 7

You'll find more things about these lands.

They are Michela the Kind's footprints.

Speaker 3

If you've yet to do so, assume you intend.

Speaker 7

If you've yet to do so, assume you intend.

What the fuck?

Now we go to the mountain, I'll see what's here first.

Blyat, endless open spaces, this is so uninteresting.

And fuck, there are dinosaurs.

Don't fuck with me!

So, I've just seen dinosaurs.

There they are.

Oh, they are not dinosaurs.

They look like dinosaurs.

Well, why are you standing there?

So what?

Let's fight.

Opa, a blade for the left hand.

What was there now?

Was it a lush fire?

Speaker 1

Yes.

Speaker 7

What is this?

He got buffed, look.

Didn't he die?

Or the second one?

Fuck, they surround me, look, from all sides.

Dogs.

Fuck, didn't hit.

That's it!

That's it!

Bullies.

Damn, they really look like dinosaurs from afar.

And here is another cave.

Ah, this is a picture.

By the way, in this main game, no matter how many pictures we found, I did not find a single one, in my opinion.

The sacred tower.

Fucking disgusting empty spaces I actually suggest not to run for too long in these empty spaces

Like, if you see a target, you just go to it.

But to run around these fucking... ...all these useless fields and forests... ...it's so boring and uninteresting.

The locations should be some kind of complete, limited, so that you can come in, carefully lick everything, look for everything, and not this fucking shit.

One and a half hours, I just jump, where I jump, I don't know, nothing changes, just fucking grass.

Grass, homeless, grass, homeless, grass, homeless, grass, homeless, fucking fucking interesting open world, fuck.

What an interesting open world, fuck.

Who will agree?

Or is there someone who does not agree that the open world is a complete shit here?

I believe that the open world in Elden Ring is just straight shit.

What are you talking about?

What's wrong with you?

Hello?

Hello?

To each his own.

Do you really like to just run on the empty grass?

Here I renounce part of my flesh.

You constantly renounce your flesh.

You must be the Tarnished.

I am Ansbach.

I was formerly in service to Lord Mogul.

Speaker 10

But now, like you, I follow Michela generously.

Speaker 7

My hand is not as hard as it used to be.

Speaker 10

My fighting days are far behind me.

Which is why I have chosen to dedicate myself to investigation.

Speaker 7

To decide and attend to this ultimate quest.

I'd rather not volunteer service to a new master unless I know that I can be of use.

Speaker 9

Okay.

Speaker 7

I don't agree.

Tunnel games are worse.

I don't agree at all.

Dark Souls shouldn't have an open world.

So, Blessing of the Kingdom of Darkness.

What?

Oh, I need two.

Got it.

Thank you, Andrey, with the appearance of the child, I began to watch the video so little, and then I got on the stream.

I hope you didn't break down without monetization, but if you broke down as a major, I'll throw away a good stream.

Thank you, Andrey, majors are in the chat.

Thank you, Andrey.

Thank you, Anonym.

Dima, hello.

I, by your example, also decided to start a YouTube channel.

Wish me luck, please.

Good luck to you, good luck.

Good luck to you, let everything work out for you, thank you.

Hello, we are working together.

For the good of Mikel the Merciful.

We have found a lot of things.

Speaker 8

And why do they call this Mikel as soon as possible?

Speaker 7

This Mikel has too many nicknames.

Merciful, kind, great, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking,

How long has it been in the game?

Two years and it still freezes.

What the fuck?

There are no open worlds in Souls.

In Souls everything is limited.

In Souls you can go around every corner.

And here you can't, because there is a lot of empty space.

Useless.

Now they won't let you in, look.

Speaker 1

They let you in.

Speaker 7

DLC.

I haven't said anything about DLC yet.

DLC... Why are you lagging?

Stop it, please.

What's wrong with you?

F**k, it looks like, you know, in Bloodborne DLC, the entrance to the vicar.

To the beast.

There was also a big man walking... F**k. Oh.

Oh-oh-oh.

Oh-oh-oh.

Oh, how disgusting.

Heh heh, bitch, fur scorpion.

Yes, yes, yes, through the wall.

Yes, of course, through the wall, of course, bitch!

Oh, yes, I can too, okay.

Come on, come on, fight, come on, through the wall, come on, come on, through the wall, come on.

Come on, fuck us, come on, through the wall, come on, come on, come on, somewhere there, come on, through the wall.

Yes, you are a bitch, come on, through the wall.

Yes, blyat, I don't have a blow, wait.

Come on, through the wall, come on, come on, come on, is it okay to fight through the wall?

Is it okay to fight through the wall, I ask you?

Oh, these cardboard walls.

I don't know about DLC yet, but the boss was difficult.

Yes, now I would like to play Bloodborne 2.

And immediately on the computer, so that 60 FPS, so that the graphics, not all this soap.

Oh, now it would be good.

Fuck, but this is really from Bloodborne, the location.

In Bloodborne, you also go to some kind of temple, and there are spiders hanging from above.

And there was also a big spider.

So, now I'm going to collect a bunch of them here and fuck them up.

I'm here, guys.

Guys, let's go here in a bunch.

Why are they so fat?

Why are they so fat?

Our whole two hits.

I'm afraid that they won't one-shock me.

Well, they seem to crawl small, but they'll throw something and eat it.

Some poison is still hanging.

Why don't they crawl?

They will crawl, right?

No?

Fu, some kind of snot is hanging.

The dust of the glorious... Yeah, it's the same, only dust.

X2 at once, well, good.

In short, here you can simplify your task in DLC, but you can not simplify it, but I will simplify it, because why not So, well, I fell, I said they would fall Oh, I didn't notice you, I didn't notice you, sorry

That's the kind of locations you need, some kind of castles, some kind of... Fuck, you want to go through the swamps, and that's better than the open world.

Speaker 1

No, they're weak.

Speaker 7

I don't know, for some reason it seemed to me that they had to hit very hard.

Maybe there was such a shit in some game that the enemy seems to be small and will only kick you out.

So, I have stealth, look.

OUCH!

OUCH!

OUCH!

OUCH!

Speaker 1

OUCH!

Speaker 1

OUCH!

Speaker 1

OUCH!

Speaker 1

OUCH!

Speaker 7

OUCH!

OUCH!

OUCH!

OUCH!

OUCH!

OUCH!

OUCH!

OUCH!

OUCH!

OUCH!

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OUCH!

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OUCH!

OUCH!

OUCH!

OUCH!

OUCH!

OUCH!

Speaker 1

OUCH!

Speaker 7

OUCH!

OUCH!

OUCH!

OUCH!

OUCH!

OUCH!

OUCH!

OUCH!

OUCH!

OUCH!

OUCH!

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Speaker 1

OUCH!

Speaker 7

I had a feeling that I had to go to some boss.

Belurath.

What was written there?

I didn't have time to read.

What was written after Belurath?

A settlement near the tower?

Well, there are these aggressive banjos here, okay.

Fuck, but there will be a lot of poison here, of course.

Of course, they will hang poison here, it's not for nothing that they just give pills like that, yeah.

Fuck, the guys are drunk.

They were so drunk, they were so drunk.

Fu, this urine is pouring down.

Speaker 1

Fuck.

Speaker 7

This is some kind of drain pipe.

Damn, they really drain the urine, that's all.

The sewage of a stupid waterfall.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Come on.

So, I'll go for a walk.

Oh, damn it!

What is this?

What kind of shit is constantly coming out?

Shitty demon.

I got out of shit.

If it's not this one, I don't even know what it is.

Speaker 8

Stimulating pill.

Speaker 7

By the way, why didn't I go to the castle by myself?

I didn't think there were so many locations here Wait, maybe I should go to the castle by myself first?

Well, yeah, well, it's clear here.

Look what kind of waterfall.

You just want to bathe me in this, yes, gunpowder, and that's it.

Clear.

I just want the main character to shit and smell of it.

Aren't you ashamed?

We will consider it gold.

Well, if so, look.

Then yes, it sounds good.

Liquid gold.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck, you have jumps Stop it, why are you fucking like that?

Fuck, a descent into the sewage Well, let's see

You are so low.

So, this is normal, okay.

Fuck!

Why did you go down if everything is locked here?

Damn, how can I go forward if they are shooting at me?

What a deep sewerage!

Something tells me that I will not block it with shield.

Although they don't really shoot.

So, first the healthy ones.

The healthy ones are too aggressive, they just suddenly fly and fuck.

So, is there a flashlight here?

Yes, I had it, I think.

Yes, there is a flashlight.

Let it burn.

It's already dark outside, it's bad without a flashlight.

Come on, walk faster.

Come on, faster.

What are you doing?

You're fucking crazy!

I'm not going there!

Stop being a sissy!

What a sissy?

Stop it!

Look what a sissy!

And he's moving away, he's shooting at me on purpose.

What a dog.

Speaker 5

Hello.

Speaker 7

And they don't even have a ladder.

Fuck, I'm healthy again.

Oh, it's not beautiful in the back, how?

Fuck, it flew in the back for nothing.

You didn't shoot, what happened?

Block counterattack, I remember it.

How is the block counterattack done?

I don't remember.

You press, and then you immediately kill, or how?

Or... Ah, you need to make a strong blow, right?

In my opinion.

Like, first a block, then a strong blow.

Or not?

Yes, here is a block, a strong blow, everything is ok, I understand.

So, hush, hush, hush, I can pump.

I hope that nothing terrible will happen because of this.

Otherwise, now you will pump yourself, pizdez.

So, where are these arrows?

Oh, here they are.

What?

Speaker 8

Shot it.

Speaker 7

Shot it!

Speaker 1

So.

Speaker 7

Everything is locked everywhere.

Level.

Now, let's find another fire.

Oops.

No, let's level up.

I don't like this guy.

It seems to me that he can... Oh, it's not enough!

What level?

So, inventory.

Speaker 8

Where am I?

Wait, where am I?

Oh, here we go.

Speaker 7

7500.

Speaker 8

Thank you, Anonym.

Speaker 7

Hello, Dima.

Your videos helped me in the most difficult moments of my life to get rid of problems and solve them with a fresh head.

Please tell me, I'm a game developer, can I somehow send you the key to our game?

You can do it by mail, but it doesn't guarantee that I'll look at it.

Thank you, Anonym.

Thank you, Major Ivchatil.

Why did everything turn yellow for me?

Or is it the effect of this shit that I'm using?

So, let's, in short, HP up to 60.

No, let's not.

Damn, what else can you pump?

Why do I have a sorcery?

Am I a sorcerer, or what?

Damn, what can you pump?

What useful things can you pump?

Okay, let's see HP up to 60.

Ah, blood flow.

Okay, got it.

So, come here.

Speaker 6

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh, uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Speaker 1

And I?

Speaker 7

Uh-huh.

Speaker 1

Uh-huh.

Speaker 7

And why the backstab?

Oh fuck.

Why the backstab doesn't work?

Can I please?

Speaker 1

Thank you.

Fuck.

Speaker 1

Okay.

Speaker 7

It seems to me that soon in these games all the opponents will be spinners with swords.

They will just spin endlessly and deal damage.

You just won't have a strong attack.

You will just play through exchanges.

If all the enemies just fly and spam.

Just fly and spam and that's it.

Both bosses and enemies.

How does it work?

What am I supposed to do with this?

500 billion hits in one series.

Speaker 6

And those who are deprived of the golden grace are waiting for death.

Speaker 7

In the embrace of the flame of Mesmer.

Fiery knight Kvilla...

Okay, knight is coming.

What a big peak.

Okay, Kvilla... Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck!

The attack is being beaten down.

Speaker 1

Fuck.

Speaker 1

Oh, oh, oh, what is this?

Speaker 4

Why did he fall?

Speaker 7

Well, cheaters are some kind of spells, f**k. Souls, bow your knees before the flames of Mesmira.

Speaker 1

What am I talking about?

Where is the backstab?

Speaker 1

so so so so so so

Speaker 1

That was close.

Speaker 7

And here he spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins, spins

Come on, knight, let's go!

I'll spam you with blows Racing Gold, yes, the grace awaits, come on, come on, come on, come on Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on,

Ah, you're a dog, damn it Why is he falling?

I don't understand

Stop drinking!

You're not supposed to.

That's it, fuck off.

Recite my words, godless, devoid of grace.

You can't escape the flames of Mesmer!

The emblem of the sacred campaign.

So, the emblem of the sacred campaign.

Increases the power of the attack after killing the enemy.

It doesn't matter.

Doesn't matter.

I will not beat them They just sit, pray, do not interfere with anyone Why should I beat them?

The ash of war is a wailing wail The ash of war is a shit with which you can charm a weapon I have this ash of war, no, this one I remember correctly, I have this ash of war

And, like, the blood flow is applied faster.

Some weapon fell out.

So, I saw it, it's not that.

The weapon didn't fall out.

What build?

I don't have any build.

I just have a character with a huge amount of HP and that's it.

And this one, and blood.

And in this... Oh, fuck!

Fuck you!

Fucking rat!

Is the map in DLC big or not?

Tell me.

How many streams do we have in DLC?

Otherwise, we are now lovers of long passes, just grace.

Tomorrow there will be a stream on Elden Ring again.

That is, there will be streams on Elden Ring for two days in a row.

Then there will be a stream on VK Play on Sunday.

Fuck!

And then from Monday will go, in short, Resident Elden Ring, Resident Elden Ring, Resident Elden Ring, Resident Elden Ring, and so on forever.

So, 40 hours of DLC, in the sense of 40, and why so much?

So, well, a strong blow.

I didn't make it in time.

40 hours, fuck.

Okay, okay.

We don't have time to hurry.

Oh, fuck, this one is getting wet.

your mother, what the fuck, come on, of course, in this shit, I'll still jump, come on,

40 hours!

40!

I thought it would be 10-20 hours.

Fuck, 40 hours, I don't feel like it.

I don't feel like playing World of Tanks for 40 hours.

On the other hand, if there will be locations like this, they are open, they are this open world, then you can run.

You can run.

And who is it?

Oh, you're a bastard, fuck.

Key from the warehouse, okay.

So, I'm going to open a cut now, right?

No.

And I thought it was a cut.

Yes, where are you shooting at me, dog?

Damn, where's the cut?

Someone in four and a half hours passed.

In short, okay, let's not hurry, let's play.

Speaker 8

What is it?

Speaker 7

Fuck, these cockroaches are crawling again.

Fuck!

This is fucking people, calm down.

Calm down, guys, calm down, one at a time, be careful, guys, be careful.

Ah, beauty.

I would just take a huge sledgehammer and crush them with a sledgehammer.

I have to open the central gates somewhere, right?

No?

And here they are, the central gates, 100%.

This is like a separate game, not DLC.

Well, apparently.

Speaker 8

And what?

Speaker 7

So, everything is ok.

Opened the cut, great.

How long will the stream be tomorrow?

I don't know yet.

Yes, also during the day.

I just get up early now, and I don't make sense to sit and wait until the evening.

As if someone who wants to be on the stream will be on the stream, someone who just wants to watch will watch the recording in the evening.

Where did I come from?

Oh, I came from there Wait, was there another passage?

Speaker 5

Oh, f**k, another one is coming Ouch Ouch

Speaker 7

Wait, is he fat or what?

Speaker 4

I didn't understand anything.

Speaker 7

I, for some reason, why is he so strong?

Is this some other mob or what?

Others are flying away quickly.

So, the settlement near the tower.

Fuck the tower, I shouldn't have come here.

Ah, well, yes, I shouldn't have come here.

Speaker 6

We need to go here.

Speaker 7

It doesn't look like the Scorpion King, but it has a lot of health.

It's scary that they poison something.

Where did he come from?

So, there are two of them.

Where is the second one?

One fell on purpose so that I went to him, and at this time the second one falls.

Look how clever they are.

Where is the second one?

Oh, there is the second one.

Hello.

Oh, f**k, I failed, f**k, not here.

Speaker 1

Okay, minus one.

Speaker 7

But this one is much fatter.

Okay, they just need to go around, they can't do anything.

Scorpion's liver.

Another liver.

Why the hell does a scorpion have a liver?

It would be more fun to play as a mage.

Yes, it would be more fun to play as a mage.

I just really wanted to beat Elden Ring.

I don't like it so much that I wanted to beat it.

If they announced DLC for any Dark Souls now, I would be happy to beat any Dark Souls.

There is no Elden Ring.

Well, now I would also walk around in magic.

I would kill everyone.

It would be beautiful.

Well, I don't have a katana either.

I don't agree.

I don't force you to agree with me.

Stop it!

Someone liked Elden Ring very much, but I didn't.

Elden Ring is easier.

Easier, yes, because there are tears here, or what is it called?

In short, you call for help, not phantoms.

Fuck, people are bugs.

Not phantoms, but these ones.

Speaker 1

Some kind of ash.

Speaker 7

Fuck, there's a fly somewhere.

Why don't I like it?

I told you when I was passing by.

Speaker 1

The attack went wrong.

Speaker 2

The attack is going wrong!

What the hell?

Speaker 7

It's a pity that flasks can't be pumped further.

By the way, it's a shame that you collect the maximum number of these flasks for one pass.

And in NG++, NG++2, NG++3, you just don't add the number of flasks, and it's a shame.

Why couldn't you make 500 billion flasks?

A person has already passed the game.

That is, he has already proved that he can play it.

Why would he be distracted by flasks in NG++?

So, I have to go back.

Wait.

What?

There is no more passage?

There was a passage.

Strange.

Damn, I don't want to fall here.

Let me fall somewhere here.

I think there is a special trap.

I would have fallen into a pile there.

Speaker 8

Fuck you, bitch!

Come here!

Speaker 7

He's spitting larvae, fuck!

Oh, he's so fat!

Yes, the scumbags made a tough one straight.

Katana's moveset is very short.

It hits once, two, three, four, five, and then a very long rollback to the next hit.

I need some kind of long katana that can hit endlessly, in which the series is not limited at all.

This will be the most important weapon.

Fuck, what is this?

Suddenly they fly out of nowhere.

I won't be able to switch to a mage, because for a mage, first of all, you need spells, for a mage you need equipment, for a mage you need a lot of things, for a mage you need to change clothes completely differently, plus get used to it again, it's very difficult.

Ah, hello.

Stand up!

Thank you, fucking, thank you, camera, damn.

It's going to be hard.

I don't want to.

It's better to go through it in a proven way.

Katana, shield, everything is fine.

Why do I need a tank?

I have it running and tanking, it's fine Running and tanking is not bad I'm completely satisfied now, I don't see the point of reloading

There will be a lot of extra problems with reloading.

Why do we need it?

We are watching DLC.

Then it will be necessary to find the lore of DLC Elden Ring on YouTube and watch it.

Preview.

I don't know what to do with it.

Speaker 5

Ah, son of a bitch!

Speaker 7

Get up, fuck!

They just clenched me.

Clenched, dogs!

You can go on the roofs, but...

You can go on the roofs, or you can go here.

So, another devil.

Wait, there's another one with a two-handed weapon.

Holy shit.

What a big sword!

Speaker 4

What a big sword!

Speaker 7

So, I suggest to just run.

So, the time is already 20.39, we need to make a break.

So, the time is 15.50.

Well, yes, we should make a break and then play for an hour.

Was there a lot of souls there?

Is there any point in running after them?

Speaker 1

No?

Speaker 7

How many times have I run through?

It has never happened before.

Hello?

Speaker 10

Why did he grab me now?

Speaker 7

All right.

So, where are they?

Let's take this thing first, I don't know what it is.

Ah, a bad bird flew away.

Fuck, how long are they waving, I don't know Oh, a bird, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Speaker 9

Fuck, how do you hit so long and hard?

Why do you hit so long and hard, bitch?

Speaker 7

everything is a small break break

Speaker 1

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Speaker 1

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Speaker 1

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Speaker 1

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Speaker 1

Thank you.

Speaker 1

Thank you.

Speaker 7

Yes, what then?

Come back.

Give me focus.

Hello.

Hello, good afternoon.

Right, right.

Right, let's go.

I accidentally pressed.

I hope, in short, let's, you know what, let's do this.

We are now on the first stream, on this one.

We'll fuck up Elden Ring as much as we can.

We'll say everything about it.

We'll say everything about it.

That we don't like it.

That it's the worst Souls-like of all Dark Souls.

That it's not... And that's it.

We won't go back to it anymore.

We won't say that we don't like it anymore.

We will just play and try to get pleasure from what happens in the game.

Let's do this, and then they will start to write in the comments, why do you play if you don't like the result.

I said why I play, for the fact that ... For the fact that I passed all these souls.

this one also needs to be passed awesome playing everything said again for whom how

For whom?

How?

For whom?

Why, blyat, in DLC fall blacksmith stones 4 and 5?

What kind of joke is that?

Now you have been sharpening blacksmith stones for a long time, 48.

Why are such noobs falling here?

And where is my du... Ah.

Speaker 1

Are you?

Speaker 7

Let's go.

But without a bird.

That's it, f**k off.

Speaker 9

F**k, he has a radius, right?

What the f**k is this?

Where do you come from?

Get the fuck away from me!

Speaker 7

I don't fucking understand.

I fought him twice before and no one came.

Why did someone decide to come now?

So, these two have to be fucked up, because they are right in the way They eat a lot of HP from me

Where did he come from?

Where is he?

Speaker 5

Where the fuck is he?

Speaker 7

Who the fuck came here?

Did you fucking come from here?

Seriously?

Did you come from here?

How the fuck did he get here?

Speaker 10

God damn it!

Speaker 6

How the fuck does it work?

Speaker 4

Fuck, he's just 360 fucking around himself.

Speaker 9

How to fight this, damn it?

Speaker 7

He was not even stopped by a bloodstream!

I don't understand, what kind of nonsense is this?

He just flew through the arch, as if it was necessary.

And how to hit him correctly?

How to hit him?

From him, from each attack, if you turn around, you run out of endurance.

If you block each attack, it will end even faster.

He doesn't get knocked down, that is, the attacks don't knock him down, he doesn't even get knocked down by blood.

How to fight this enemy?

What is the right algorithm?

He spins 360 degrees around himself.

It would be logical if it worked, but he just hits 360 degrees around himself.

His blows are in the arc, around himself completely.

He has no safe place near him.

Speaker 8

Well, yes.

Speaker 7

Now, if you review this moment later on the recording, you will see that the character was on the left, the enemy was in the center of the screen, but for some reason he was pulled in.

Am I going to die?

No, I didn't.

How do I get him from a distance?

he has endless circular attacks endless absolutely

And his sword hits the half of the screen.

It's not just that the sword hits the half of the screen, he's also fucking mass on the ground, blyat.

Uh, fuck.

Look.

Uh, fuck, just on the whole screen, uh, fuck.

Uh, blyat.

Come on, fuck, come on, blyat, come on, four, five, six.

Six hits in a row, it's clear, one, two.

Three!

Four!

Five!

One!

Speaker 1

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

One!

Fuck, I'm fucking... One!

Speaker 5

Two!

Fuck you!

Speaker 1

I'm good!

Speaker 7

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Fuck!

Fuck, he missed!

Speaker 9

How to fight with this, I don't understand.

Speaker 1

Gah!

Speaker 6

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Speaker 7

The main thing is that we did it.

Okay, I won't fight with them anymore, fuck off.

This is not a mob, this is some kind of perversion, a complete mockery.

Ah, I could have walked through here, right?

I got it.

The path is much shorter, right?

It looks dangerous, calm down.

They are attacking from two sides.

A column wouldn't help here, because his weapon is too long.

Why did I come here then?

I just came from here.

He would just wave through this column, and I wouldn't even be able to approach the column.

And how to play a character who is purely on blocks?

He just won't block all this.

Speaker 6

Well, translate yourself, damn it.

Ah, there are two of them.

Speaker 10

No!

Speaker 1

No!

Speaker 7

Oh, from all sides, magic, healthy, ordinary, homeless, who doesn't have it.

So, okay, more dust.

And this dust, in fact, does nothing useful.

It just adds some pennies, but you, like, encourage yourself that you have been added something good.

So, this is where I was, that's it, I knocked them out.

In my opinion, I didn't miss any passage anywhere, right?

So we go the only way.

Jump into the hole!

Fuck, don't jump, huh?

Speaker 10

so so so so so

Speaker 7

Will the block work today or not?

I wonder what's going on.

Yes, another spinnermop.

Thank you, Nikolay!

Dima, good day!

All the best to you!

Thank you, Nikolay!

Thank you!

Majors in the chat!

Majors in the chat!

Thank you!

Thank you, spinners!

Mobs and spinners, blyat!

Endless attack!

Endless, in principle!

I think I'm going somewhere to the boss.

No, not a fucking boss.

There will probably be 15-20 more mobs like this.

And it would be nice to make only two such mobs at once.

Two such mobs at once, now spinning, and one with a two-handed, this big one.

And also make them bosses.

And so that they have two stages.

This is not enough for the game in any way.

So, now... What is it?

Ah, it's like you can... Well, no, let's try it like this first.

Now you'll make a joke.

I'm not kidding.

I'm not kidding, for some reason it seems so.

Just in fact, there is nothing to surprise and nothing to complicate the game, except for this nonsense that I just said.

Speaker 5

Oh horned beast unsaved by the heavens.

Settle in the mighty guards of the tower.

Inside their bodies.

Speaker 10

Rise!

Speaker 7

Fuck, I had 170k, right?

Seven main bosses of the SSN.

Seven is a lot.

Speaker 5

Dance, defile and expel evil.

Speaker 7

Embrace all pain and suffering and punish the torturers of the tower.

Save this world from the vile descendants of evil.

This is the same location as the boss from the main game, who was first in Balakhon, and then got undressed.

About the same.

As he posed for a long time for the preview, it's a pity that he didn't show up.

Speaker 5

So, the sacred dancing Lyova.

Speaker 1

Everything is happening.

I don't understand anything.

Speaker 7

He looks like these guys.

Like the Chinese have these guys.

On holidays, they carry dragons like this.

It's about the same.

Oh, my God.

It's raining.

Thunderstorm, fucking storm.

Will it continue like this?

Looks like it will go on like this, right?

Endless storm.

Ah, well, it's okay.

Come on, boss, who is just permanently tearing you apart with the arena.

Oh, the wind is gone.

The storm is over, the wind is gone, that's it.

Speaker 5

Should I beat him a little?

Speaker 7

I can't see shit.

Is this the first stage?

This is the first stage, right?

This is the first stage of the volleyball.

Oh, it's snowing.

Okay, it's snowing.

It's snowing, let's say.

Speaker 1

It reminds me of the old times.

Come on, don't be greedy, don't be greedy.

Speaker 5

I don't understand anything!

Speaker 1

What the fuck is going on?

Why am I turning around?

Ah, yes, the storm has begun.

Yes, the storm has begun.

Speaker 7

And what am I supposed to do at this point?

Just try to get away from him and that's it?

I just don't see any point in doing anything else.

No, but you understand, right?

You understand, right?

Here you understand what's going on.

Just...

Just... Just the whole screen is running, the whole screen hits you, and what happens is not clear at all.

I just don't understand what... What...

It... F**ked up.

F**k, blyat.

Speaker 1

Yeah, here the bazooka is clearly needed.

Well, let's say.

Speaker 4

Oh, my ttp, my life I wanted to let go, look What?

Speaker 7

Oh, fuck, not that flash

Not that bottle was chosen, I wanted to drink two in a row and f**ked up.

And how is it called?

How is the thing called to return from the battlefield to f**k up?

Speaker 6

Or what is it called?

Speaker 7

Having lost all runes.

No, you don't need to lose all runes.

A branch.

Do I have one?

Put the amulet on the branch Where is the branch?

Speaker 8

I don't see the branch

Speaker 7

Oh, this one.

Loses after death instead of runes.

Speaker 8

Well, okay, let's put it on.

Speaker 7

Look how many people are sitting there.

They will all get out of there in the second phase.

Why am I standing in the block?

Speaker 4

There are 3 or 4 people hanging out.

Speaker 7

F**k, how the f**king camera just jumps over where it should?

Speaker 4

Ah, that's all, f**k. Here you can just leave the boss and do nothing.

Well, what can I do here?

Speaker 1

Yeba!

Speaker 1

Yeba!

Speaker 9

Fuck, I didn't pick them up!

Speaker 7

Yes, I didn't pick them up.

Speaker 1

Well, okay.

Speaker 7

In short, if he didn't have any attack from above, then you could just run around him, he doesn't get half the attack.

But he has some kind of attack from above that hits you.

And which one of them is from above?

I don't understand, because he's always from above.

Speaker 8

What was that?

Speaker 7

Hit him in the face.

Try to hit him where his face is, he always goes somewhere.

Well, I can't do anything, my camera is just fucking violent.

I can't do anything because my camera flies anywhere.

Anywhere, just not so that it was convenient for me.

If you don't take it to the target for this, it's generally fucked up.

Calm down, give me a break.

I don't even know where I am, he just pushes me away.

Speaker 1

Attack on one shot!

Speaker 7

Yes, so on one shot, it's cool.

Now I understand where at least something is.

I have already clearly understood that at the phase with lightning it is better not to approach him at all.

You can approach him only at the phase with the wind, that's it.

Speaker 5

F**k everything!

Waiting for this f**k to end

Speaker 7

The first attempt was the most successful, because I just walked around it.

Speaker 5

Let me just walk around it and that's it.

Speaker 1

I tried to walk around it and it didn't work.

Speaker 7

Two times with teeth in front of the attack, I noticed.

This is the only attack that I understand what he will do.

He clicks his teeth twice, then flies forward, that's it.

The rest of the attacks just spin on their own and do nothing.

Speaker 5

I don't really understand what he's shooting at.

Is it his face or his body?

Speaker 7

It seems to me that he beats me with anything.

All those hands that stick out of him, it seems to me that he beats me with them.

He hits a lot.

He just hit the ground with his face and a massive attack started from the ground.

That is, he hits me, he hits next to me, he hits lightning, fucking ice, everyone in a row.

And this is fucked up.

And it just flies from everywhere.

Now he hit me with his foot.

I noticed that.

Now he wanted to hit me with his foot again.

Here, he hit the ground.

F**k, that was too fast.

There is simply no chance here.

You get hit by lightning, you have a micro stun, and you just can't get out of it.

Ah, double-toothed attack, that's enough for me.

That's it, I got it.

But I turned around, didn't I?

Well, it seemed to me that I turned around.

If he has a second stage, and I'm sure that he should have a second stage, I have no idea how to kill him.

The first stage is so random that I don't know what to do.

He didn't knock with his teeth, why did he grab me?

This is not fair, he took, in short, knocked, did not knock with his teeth and grabbed me.

This is some kind of deception.

The crutches decide, yes, the crutches decide.

Speaker 4

I was under the shield!

Speaker 7

Do you want me to run sometimes?

Speaker 4

Where is it?

Speaker 5

Where is the snow stage?

Speaker 7

Fuck, let me look at this fucking game!

Speaker 1

Ah, here it is.

What the fuck?

Speaker 7

How do you turn around here?

It's so...

It's, of course, all possible, it's possible, but it's how much you need to work hard to learn it all.

It's really fucking awesome.

Speaker 4

Okay, there were three hits here, it was possible to tank well.

Speaker 8

Oh, fuck, damn it.

Speaker 7

The most annoying stage for me is the one with the lightning.

I have no idea what to do there.

There is a pure random, it is impossible to understand where to turn, because any of his attacks is immediately under you, in short, a huge square of lightning.

Well, this attack is even worse.

The camera goes up.

It seems that you jump off in one direction, but when it lands, the camera turns over and you jump right under it.

Oh, what a fucking attack!

I turn in one direction, and in the end the move goes the other way.

In short, you don't need to turn at all here.

You just need to step aside.

In short, I don't see any sense in the gate here at all.

Here, only in one case, you need to make a gate.

This is when he clicks his teeth.

Everything else is just spinning around him, blyat, and trying to block.

They won't be able to get to the gate here.

This attack needs to be dodged, nothing else.

Fuck, who said that?

I did.

Here it is, this fucking attack, again incomprehensible at all.

I don't see anything, I don't understand anything.

It would seem like, uh, move away from the wall, but if you are clamped near the wall, then it's all fucked up, because it's just impossible to get out of there.

If I take off the target from him and go, he'll fuck me in the back.

If I don't take off the target, it's always incomprehensible where he's pulling me.

You don't need to turn here at all.

Speaker 5

Ah, f**k, I thought he was just on the ground.

Speaker 1

Fuck, it's the fucking lightning again.

Speaker 5

And now he will just change everything in 3 seconds?

Speaker 4

Are you fucking kidding me?

Speaker 1

Are you fucking kidding me?

Speaker 7

It's fucking awesome.

In short, I understood everything.

Here you need to somehow chew the lightning, not die on it.

Maximum damage on the wind and plus or minus on the snow.

I don't see any other options yet.

That's a hell of an attack.

In theory, the attack is all-inclusive.

Why did you start turning around?

Thank you.

I really don't understand what to do with the lightning.

But who plays without a shield?

What to do without a shield?

What to do without a shield?

I don't understand how you need to fucking jump without a shield so that you don't get hit.

Here you can catch the timing.

It seems to me that if you catch the timing, it will be easier.

Because you just don't have enough endurance to block all the time.

Speaker 8

There are three hits.

Speaker 4

Good.

I didn't make it in time.

I turned around.

I will turn around.

Speaker 2

Where the fuck are you coming from?

Speaker 4

There's a delay here, I got it.

Speaker 7

So he flies, then there's a delay, and then the second one right away.

Fuck these incomprehensible timings, it's just pizdos.

Speaker 2

Here he is, fucking beating his ass!

Speaker 7

Here it is, the second attack with a delay.

I just caught everything that can be caught at once.

I caught the attack with my ass, I caught the attack with a delay.

F**KING FOURTH F**KING ATTACK AFTER THIS SHIT!

And a foot attack, I remember everything.

F**k, this series is just constant, standard, right?

Jump, delay, hit, hit, headshot.

Speaker 1

So, the new one went, okay.

F**k, he broke down.

Speaker 7

And he has the same attacks for each stage.

Speaker 8

How strong the lightning is!

Speaker 7

F**k, second attack with legs, blyat!

Take this!

At the moment with the ice, he has an attack with his ass on the ground.

With a fucking big, how to say, with a fucking big impact.

Thank you, Inspector Gadget.

Hello, Dmitry, I love shows with games in your performance, but for a full collection, the second part of Dark Souls is not enough on the channel.

Do you have any small hope that this passage will appear?

No, I passed it already on streams, I passed it for myself, I already gave out a dress there.

No, that's it.

Or around myself?

I solved this attack.

And why did you let the block go?

Speaker 1

the lightning went

Of course, blyat!

Speaker 1

Oh no!

Speaker 7

Yeah, fuck your mother, but it's impossible to understand anything, it's just fucked up.

It's just impossible.

Well, where am I?

At least show me, I don't know, when the boss closes the player, at least give me some kind of through indicator so that it can be seen, I'm standing back to him, or where the fuck am I standing to him, or what's going on at all, I don't see a fucking thing.

Speaker 1

Come on!

Speaker 1

No!

Speaker 1

No!

Speaker 5

I need some shield that blocks magic

Speaker 4

Damn, what a 7th circle I went!

This is through the block, blyat.

Speaker 7

It flies through the block like that.

So, okay, let's look for a shield, but that's not the point.

This is not the point, blya, how much time is it already?

I have these shields, blya.

He has 39 protection from lightning, fucking shit.

Why do I have so few shields?

I mean, why do I have so few shields?

I don't have enough strengh Fuck, he will miss it physically Let's try this shit

Come on, hang on, of course!

Speaker 4

Yes, this is pizdez blyat!

This is nonsense!

This is just crazy!

Speaker 7

In short, all these, blyat, 50%, 40% of protection from lightning, it's all, blyat, useless, absolutely, completely.

We need something shorter.

Something like that.

With protection from lightning.

Because lightning really takes a lot.

Speaker 8

something ragged, probably, yes, with lightning will be strong 42 45 46 47 48

Speaker 7

generally minus blyat so okay good 11 kilograms of armor

Okay, let's go like I don't know what.

Let's try like this.

Speaker 1

Oh, my God, what is this?

Speaker 7

So, Vlad, let's see.

Another 15 minutes.

Let's try and see you tomorrow.

Thank you, Yulia from EKB.

Dmitry, good evening, have a great weekend stream.

Today I ate pizza from Dodo, thanks for your promo code.

And for a beginner in such games, heldering is not an option, it will be too difficult.

No, in Elden Ring... Elden Ring is easier for everyone, actually, because there are a lot of simplifications here.

Of all the souls, it is the easiest, if you know what to do.

Speaker 1

Thank you, Major Chase.

Speaker 5

Yes, what?

Speaker 6

Fuck, what did I press?

Speaker 7

That's it, I'm just unbreakable.

Speaker 1

F***ing one-shot attacks!

F***ing one-shot attacks!

F***ing one-shot attacks!

Speaker 7

F***ing one-shot attacks!

F***ing one-shot attacks!

F***ing one-shot attacks!

Speaker 1

No!

Speaker 1

No!

Speaker 6

Why does the block take so long to press?

The block takes a very long time to press.

Speaker 7

What the fuck is going on?

What the fuck is going on?

Blyat!

Blyat!

Blyat!

Blyat!

Blyat!

Blyat!

Blyat!

Blyat!

Blyat!

Blyat!

Blyat!

Blyat!

Blyat!

Blyat!

Blyat!

Yes, I dressed up, resisted the lightning, and now I can't even reach it.

Speaker 4

How the f**k?

I'm standing in the shield!

Speaker 7

Come on, let's get out of here, bitch!

Speaker 1

so so

Speaker 7

So, that's it, the lightning is gone!

The lightning doesn't hit me at all, look!

It hits, bitch!

The lightning hits, damn it!

It doesn't work at all, shit!

Speaker 4

Where am I, damn it?

I don't give a fuck about lightning and all my defense!

I just don't give a fuck about lightning and all my defense!

Speaker 7

I don't give a fuck.

Okay, I'm changing my clothes.

I don't like this outfit.

It's not pretty.

I need to get used to... Oh, I need to get used to that one.

That's all bullshit.

That's all bullshit!

Okay, I need to put on some fucking amulet.

slowly installs health points, well, such a thing and ice is magic or what is it

Speaker 8

Block efficiency, damn it.

Let's set the block efficiency.

Speaker 7

That's it, he has 3 last attempts.

Speaker 1

No!

Speaker 1

No!

Speaker 4

Fuck, I can't see anything!

I can't see anything!

Speaker 1

No!

Speaker 1

No!

Speaker 5

How many circles do you have?

Fuck you!

That's one, that's two, that's three.

It feels like it's going to spin until I get a damage.

Speaker 7

That's all, the last attempt

Thank you all who were.

See you on the next streams.

This is, of course, some kind of pizdez, not a boss.

This is a complete pizdoz.

That's it, bye everyone, goodbye everyone, see you tomorrow.

Tomorrow there will be another stream, then in a day there will be a stream, video, stream, video.

That's it, I'm off.