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Welcome to the Amazing Digital Circus Award Show!

Charity auction.

We are so blessed to have y'all wonderful faces here today for this little nanny of ours.

The award show ended up going over budget, would you believe, and we need to make back them lost trillions, smack-a-roonies!

Wait, did money become a thing?

Omni, look at me!

Bubble!

What do we have first on the menu, boy?

I'm Bubble.

But wait, is that me?

You bet your sweet sea biscuit it is.

With this one-of-a-kind, I say one-of-a-kind keychain, you're sure to get heads spinning with this dang Ladoopas.

Now, shall we start the bidding at 1,000 loonies?

Do I hear 1,000 loonies?

How about 1,000 toonies?

Sold to the ragdoll down front.

But I didn't... No refunds, now.

Bubble, why you sound like a complete fool?

Holy hot dog, Bubble.

I'm seeing four.

That's my cousin.

The Ellen's silent.

What do you mean there are two?

Am I hearing two bubbles to bubbles?

Hmm.

The amazing digital circus.

I don't give a .

The Bubble Plush.

Wait, why?

Why not spice up your life with this little fella?

He's squishy, soft, and with a tongue that's full of disease.

How can anyone resist that?

I'll say, how can anyone resist that?

I got nothin'!

Nothin' over here, nothin' over there!

Ugh!

Oh man, this is so lame!

Hey, dental plan.

I'd like to buy this bad f*** boy if you're selling him.

Oh, you... I-I'd buy Omni over here.

To protect me from... him.

Why do you have to be so f***ing stupid?

The police are- Saucere-mef-ro-aw-ere-me-a-m-seed!

I-N-N-N-N-Nah!

Hey, sup, losers?

A creation gone wrong or horribly right?

The rare combination of stoner and fool, an absolute complete menace to themselves.

Who the is this guy?

Oh, God!

Come on.

I just want to, like, not hurt you or anything.

I don't see a name on it, so it's mine now.

This isn't working, Bubble.

We need the model.

Now you and your- Away with you, imposter!

Show your dominance by wearing these I-Can-Fix-Him-Or-I-Can-Make-Her-Worst shirts!

Featuring everyone's favorite mentally ill duo!

Or if you're a Canadian freak...

Wait.

Why not this comfy sweater with all your favorite on the back?

And why stop there?

Where in mornin' your abstracted friends on the worst body part God ever made?

The ear.

Tanya!

You're a fascist!

Would you like a new set of glamorous- Well, I- Oh, this is exciting, isn't it?

I'll buy your-

Do you like to work hard, or do you like to hardly work it?

This one-of-a-kind, one-size-fits-all gaming mat is sure to spice up your... ...hardly workin'.

Do I... ...holdin' it?

Sold to the man without a shirt.

Wait, where'd a mat go?

No!

You f***ing suck, man.

Yeah, I'm pulling your IP address as we speak.

Dick.

I'm on the verge of losing my mind, Bubble.

How are we doing so far?

How much did we make back?

Doing basic math, judging by all the items sold, I'd say we made a grand total of... ...zero.

The circus is saved!

Oh, are we at an auction?

Stop!

This is embarrassing!

Laugh out loud!

Oh boy, here come the demons!

What's that?

I don't know, but I love how it shakes.

Yeah, and it looks like cane too.

I want one!

Yeah, me too!

I can put that on my pencil case or my pants.

Go on and keep shaking.

Shake, shake, shake.

Go on and shake me.

Go on and shake me.

Go on and shake me.

Is this guy going to be OK?

We should call an ambulance.

This is bad.

Thank you.