We played FOOTBALL BATTLE ROYALE with DIMITAR BERBATOV 💥

My touch is better than yours.

Shut up, shut up.

Football knowledge.

Get out.

My people, welcome back to the greatest football game show on this here internet.

My name's Big Yarns, here for a good time and a long time.

And alongside me, incredible superstars, Ali, DSK, and the Premier League Golden Boot winner, all-round legend of the game, it's Dimitar Berbatov.

Whoa!

I know you've seen his goals, you've seen his stickiness.

I said a top five touch in history bro.

Give it to me in the comments, I'll see you.

Demeter, welcome to the show.

Hi guys, hi.

How are you?

You good?

I'm overwhelmed here by the reaction.

You must come to the show.

The noises.

Do you think you've got top five best touches in football?

Top three.

Let's go, let's go.

I like that, I like that.

Very good.

Alright, let's get straight into it.

First round, football tenable.

Ooh, okay.

Three lives each.

The category, non-English all-time Premier League top scorers.

Okay.

Okay, so this is Premier League goals scored by foreigners.

Yes, maybe.

Aguero.

Yes, Fez.

Aguero is second on the list.

Second?

Well done.

You lose no lives.

You are correct.

I'm sure he's the first, for sure.

Non-European, huh?

Non-English, rather.

Non-English.

Non-English, non-English.

Okay, non-English.

That's not an option.

No, no, no.

He's losing it.

That's all.

Non-English.

No pressure, no pressure.

No pressure.

Big pressure.

How long's he got?

Five.

Wait, hold on.

Four.

Three.

Two.

No way.

Incorrect.

Wow.

Two lives left for David.

David.

Listen to this.

Yeah.

Mo Salah.

Oh, oui.

It's number one.

Oui.

Is it?

Oh.

He's number one ahead of Aguero.

Over to you, my friend.

Oh, my freaking God.

I need to say a name now.

Yeah.

Thierry Henry.

Thierry Henry is number three.

Correct.

Well done.

How did we miss Thierry Henry?

In my head, I have non-European.

I need to get that out.

So David's out, yeah?

David has two lives.

I have two lives.

Why are you trying to hate on me?

He's trying to hate on me.

He's a mentality monster.

Competitive edge.

Mentality monster.

I'm getting his head.

He could play at the top level if it wasn't for the meniscus.

If it wasn't for my knee, me and you, teammates.

100%, my touch is better than yours.

My touch is better than yours, I'm telling you.

You said your top three on top one.

He's got a goal.

Non-English, we have a lot of goals.

Take your time, take your time.

Robin van Persie.

Let's go.

Good, good, good.

That's good, that's good, that's good.

I'm going to go for...

Heung-Min Son.

Number five.

Bravo, that's cold.

That's cold, that's cold.

How quick was the response?

I'm really smart.

No, you read the questions before.

That's what I think as well.

Even the cameraman is asking you.

Must be someone from Chelsea.

Do we have someone from Chelsea?

Good shout.

Maybe the one.

Maybe the Chelsea guy.

I'm in trouble.

I'm in trouble.

He needs a timer, my friend.

Wait, wait, wait.

You played in the Premier League.

You should know this.

Didier Drogba.

That was my shout.

Incorrect.

Incorrect?

What?

Didier Drogba is incorrect.

Yeah, easily.

How is that even possible?

No Drogba.

So, if Drogba is not there, who else?

We had Aguero, Son.

You're missing someone massive.

Someone massive?

Yeah.

Time, my please.

That'd be great.

Five.

Four.

Three.

No pressure penalty.

Two.

One.

Yes.

Incorrect.

Incorrect.

That's not possible.

Guys, I think I'm right here.

Stop it.

Sadio Mane.

Impossible.

He's not right.

Of course it's impossible.

Impossible.

It's a whatsoever.

Impossible.

We take two points from him.

Is it my turn?

Yes.

That's a tough question, man.

How Drogba is not there?

Van Nistelrooy is not there.

Van Nistelrooy is not there as well.

Goal scoring machines.

Think of non-English players when you won that in the Premier League.

Yeah, but needs to play for the big team so to score many goals, right?

That's the thing.

That's not true.

Is it not?

I don't think so.

Right, side of my name, with your choice.

Hey, listen.

Can I get an answer?

All right, don't give me timing.

Don't give me timing, yeah.

I'm the special guest.

Are we doing this now?

He's the special guest.

This is a shot in the dark, but I go for Chelsea.

Anelka?

Anelka is correct.

That is crazy.

Thank you very much.

And now we can spend a lot of years working.

Exactly, exactly.

Working, working, working in the Premier League.

Who is going to raise my hand here?

Who is going to raise my hand?

Not yet, not yet, not yet.

I'm still here though.

I'm still here as well.

Okay, come on.

If Anelka made the list, come on.

Who else?

It has to be the other one.

Who?

From Liverpool.

Oh yeah?

I don't know if it's this one or the other one.

Sick.

I don't know what he's talking about.

Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

Fernando Torres.

Incorrect.

You silly little man.

Get going.

DSK is out.

I think if I'm right, this will be amazing.

Oh, my God.

Jimmy Floyd Hasselbank.

Correct.

I was thinking it.

Wow.

Oh, my God.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Very good, very good.

Demetar, over to you.

Let's go.

Who am I missing?

Yeah, I'm missing someone as well.

I'm missing someone.

I'll take a chance.

Suarez?

I was still going to say.

86 goals.

Incorrect.

Ali, you have two.

Dimitar, you have one.

No, it's going to be 1-1.

No, no, wait.

Yeah, come on, brother.

That's my mind game.

Don't give me a timer.

Don't give me a timer.

I'm the special guest.

I'm the special guest.

Don't give me a timer.

You're the special Hamar.

You're the special Hamar.

Five, four, three, two, one.

How do you think about this answer?

I couldn't think of anyone.

You see, under pressure.

Over to you, over to you, over to you.

Crumbled, crumbled.

Why you not do it again?

No, no, no, it's you then me.

Demetar, give me a name.

All right, all right.

Do we know this player?

Is he a big player?

You know this guy.

We know him.

Yeah.

Is he current?

You know, these people scored more goals than Drogba and stuff, you know?

Oh, I've got it.

I'm an idiot.

When he says that, it's not true.

Don't manipulate.

Don't manipulate.

Don't manipulate.

It's mind games, bro.

It's absolute mind games here from Ali.

I've got it, mate.

Don't you worry about that.

It'd be nice if we could get a timer.

Yeah, five.

I should have this.

Four.

Don't give him a hint.

Shut up.

Shut up.

Three.

No.

Two.

No.

Don't hate the ref.

One.

Ronaldo?

No way.

Incorrect.

Yes.

Guys.

Incorrect.

Ronaldo Nazario is incorrect.

Guys, I think we missed a massive player here.

Who?

Played in the league for so long as well.

Lukaku.

Correct.

Oh!

No, come on.

You've got to respect it.

We say Nelka, we say Jimmy Floyd, Hassan Bank, and one more missing.

Lukaku, you've got to respect.

Can I keep going, though?

I can keep going.

I've got one more.

Romelu Lukaku.

Then you have next to Lukaku is...

I couldn't tell you.

Alison Becker.

That's the end of round one.

There you go.

Who was the last player?

Someone that plays that.

Which one?

Which club?

Who is it?

Who is it?

Dwight York.

Oh, my God.

Who else?

Is he not English?

Yeah, who else?

Robbie Keane?

Wait, Dwight York's not English?

Oh.

Shame on me.

Shame on me.

Yeah, shame on me.

Oh, there we go.

DSK, come on.

It's fine.

It's English Premier League knowledge.

Bring the French league.

Monaco.

Monaco times.

Come on.

Monaco.

Who's the sponsor of Monaco?

Fedcom.

Six points.

Give it to me.

The second round is shot in the dark.

In this, you will have to try and answer the question.

The person who is closest wins and the person who is furthest away gets a minus point.

Let's go.

Okay, let's go.

The first question, without counting the last game, how many draws have there been between Man United and Tottenham in the Premier League?

What on earth is this question?

Who starts?

Kravatov, obviously.

You're the guest, you're the guest.

Let me calculate this.

So there's been about 35 to 40 years in the Premier League.

What?

I'm going to go for...

12.

Okay.

12 draws?

Yeah.

12, all right.

I go for nine.

Nine?

Nine draws.

I think with the era of, like, Bente era of United, I have to go for at least 20.

What the?

Are you all right?

20 draws.

The minus point goes to David.

Yeah.

Oh, okay.

This is tight.

This is so tight.

And the answer...

It's 14.

Ali takes it.

What is this?

I'm smashing you guys.

It's getting embarrassing at this point.

Speak to him.

It's getting embarrassing.

These are your clubs.

You should know this.

You pay for both clubs.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're right.

You're right.

Dimitar, Ali's been on a bit of a roll this year.

They're saying that it's his Ballon d'Or year.

I've got the best football knowledge here.

Yeah, sure.

Without a doubt.

And the best touch as well.

Football knowledge and playing football is different things.

Touche!

I'll send you some clips of me playing football.

Okay, the next question is, according to the official website, how many Premier League goals has Berbatov scored?

Okay, that's the answer to it.

You must know.

That's your career.

You should know this.

Oh, he doesn't know.

That's your career.

Wait, wait, wait.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

I would like David to answer first.

Me?

Okay, how many goals he's scored in the Premier League?

PC, yes.

Okay, for three clubs, right?

Is it three clubs?

I don't know.

How many clubs?

All right.

Okay.

He played for West Ham.

Okay.

Yeah, yeah, West Ham, yeah.

Okay, so the goals at Liverpool.

Give me an answer.

67.

Get out.

Too low.

67.

Yeah, you're disrespecting my man.

Disrespecting.

The disrespect.

The audacity.

I think you're in the 100 club.

Okay.

I want to go 102.

That's amazing.

Well, unfortunately.

You're not in the 100 clubs.

I think, as I can remember, it's 94.

Might as well just give him the points.

94 is correct.

I was close, though.

Which is pity because six goals.

Yeah, not bad, not bad, not bad.

87 was okay though.

Of course, the minus points go to David.

Again.

Dimitar, he should have stayed a bit more.

Six more goals, 100 more.

No, no, no.

He stayed the correct amount of time.

He just needed to stop passing the ball.

But I'm in another club, the five club.

What club is that?

The five club?

Where you score five goals in a game.

Oh, Fez, Fez.

Who did he score five against?

Black Bear, Black Bear.

Black Bear.

Pow!

Football knowledge.

Football knowledge.

Football knowledge.

OK, the last one.

Here we go.

According to Google Maps, what is the distance between CSKA Sofia's and Kerala Blasters' stadiums, the first and last stadiums Berbatov played at?

Oh, my God.

How can you?

Are they close to each other?

Do you know where Kerala Blasters is?

Which country?

I have no clue.

You don't know where Kerala Blasters is?

No.

You don't know where Kerala is?

You say you have football knowledge.

I don't have geography knowledge.

India.

Well, I'd like it in kilometres, please.

50,000.

Yes, I'll take that.

50,000.

David?

India to Sofia.

It's a good flyer.

207,000 kilometres.

207,000 kilometres.

Yes, absolutely.

Dimitar.

That's a stupid question.

I agree.

I agree.

I agree.

That's not a football knowledge.

Yes, that's what I'm saying.

People don't understand.

It's called shot in the dark for a reason.

You have a point.

No, I have no idea.

But let's say 20,000 kilometres.

The minus one goes to David.

Oh, thank God.

The point goes to Dimitar.

The actual answer is 6,053.

No, wait, we can't.

He guessed it.

We can't give him the point of guessing.

Don't moan.

He just guessed it.

Let's accept the defeat.

He just guessed it.

Yo, I'm getting caught.

It's fine.

I can come back.

Yeah, I can come back, right?

You can, you can.

You need to score five goals.

Next up, here we go.

True or false?

True or false?

Leverkusen's last Europa League final was the first one they played.

True or false?

True.

False.

True.

it's false thank you very much next new zealand have already qualified for the world cup true or false oh oh no clue true okay true false it's true yes now keep going one one one the next champions league final will be played in budapest true or false budapest budapest

True.

True.

Don't lead my...

They've taken captain Dimitar's lead, but they have a point.

It's true.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Football knowledge.

People are guessing Dimitar.

Football knowledge.

Football knowledge.

Bulgaria's best performance in a World Cup was third place.

True or false?

Ali?

False.

No, don't look at me.

False.

False.

It's false.

There we go.

Isak's transfer to Liverpool was the most expensive purchase in the history of the league.

True or false?

True, I think.

True.

True.

It's true.

Thank you, Liverpool question again.

Here we go.

Berbatov scored more goals for Fulham than Monaco.

True or false?

False.

True.

It is true.

Come on, man.

Listen, I know him.

I know him, bro.

Don't worry.

And the last one of this round, after Lewa, Andrej Kramaric is the top Bundesliga scorer ever amongst non-Germans.

That's over to you.

You start.

False, I think.

That is definitely false.

False.

It is false.

Yes.

There we go.

Why are you following me in my answers?

It's football knowledge.

It's football knowledge.

And the next round is Who Am I?

So I'm going to give clues.

You have to figure out who am I.

First one to answer, first one to answer.

First one to answer.

Okay, who am I?

I won the World Cup this century.

I'm one of the best at my position.

I've played for two clubs.

I've played for the same club for over 15 years.

I am a goalkeeper.

Incorrect, frozen out.

What about me?

You're frozen as well.

Quick.

Wrong, wrong.

Yeah, quick.

I'm going to let them back in.

No, sorry.

I have no idea.

Can I come back in?

Loris.

No, you're silly.

Incorrect.

Two clubs?

Stop saying anything.

I tell you, I say that all the time.

I say that all the time.

They're all rattled, man.

Two clubs and won the World Cup.

I've won the World Cup this century.

I'm one of the best at my position.

I've played for two clubs.

I've played for the same club for over 15 years.

Incorrect.

What the hell?

I am a goalkeeper.

Can I?

Can I?

Can I?

Can I come back?

Can I come back?

No, yeah.

No, yeah.

Here we go.

Here we go.

I am retired.

I was a left back.

I played in Syria.

Can we hear the question?

I played in Syria.

I played for Man City.

I am Serbian.

So I am retired.

I was a left back.

Well done.

Well done.

Well done.

How about this?

I played a European final last season.

I am a defender.

Mathieu Meurs.

Who?

Mathieu Meurs.

Chill out.

You played?

I've played for Atalanta and Parma.

I am a defender.

I wear black and blue.

So I played a European final last season.

I am a defender.

Romero.

Incorrect.

I've played for Atalanta and Parma.

I am a defender.

I wear black and blue.

So this is defender, Italian.

Hello?

Go on.

A Serbi?

Nope.

I am a defender.

I played a European final last season.

Champions League.

Champions League, hurry up.

Champions League.

Somebody be quick.

I beg.

I already said I'd give two answers.

Your turn now.

I have no clue.

Come on.

Defenders.

Bastoni!

Bastoni's correct.

And the last one.

I have a well-known surname.

I play in La Liga.

My brothers also play football.

My father also played football.

Incorrect, you've frozen out.

And now he's my coach.

Simeone!

Simeone is correct.

Yes, well done, well done.

Simeone is correct.

Let's go, I'm back.

Dearie me.

I'm back.

The last round now, last man standing.

Dimitar in the lead, which means he gets three lives.

Ali in second gets two lives.

DSK has had a bad performance today.

He gets one life.

I did my best.

The category is non-English Manchester United players of all time.

David Gull.

Dwight York.

Lukaku.

Cantona.

Fred.

Berbatov.

Heinze.

Raphael Varane.

Diego Dallo.

Schmeichel.

Lissandro Martinez.

David de Gea.

Lindelof.

Vermaelen, the goalkeeper.

He's got to go.

Vermaelen's a defender for Arsenal.

You have to go.

I don't make the rules.

You have to go.

I'll tell you a goalkeeper.

David de Gea.

He said it.

Ali said it.

What a generational fumble.

Dimitar.

Wait, I'm not winning?

No, no, he has one life left, you have three.

Lukaku.

I said it, I said it, I said it.

Dimitar, you have two lives.

I'll start.

Alexis Sanchez.

Correct.

Oh my God, Di Maria.

Yep.

Anderson.

Jason Park.

Cristiano Ronaldo.

Evra.

Shinji Kagawa.

Oh, yes.

Sorry, sorry.

Why?

Loses a life.

Loses a life.

One life each.

One life each.

This is pure cinema.

Ali versus Dimitar Berbatov.

And here on the front three.

It doesn't get better than this.

Here we go.

Delete.

Leni... Euro.

Euro.

Okay.

I'm going to go for Kunja.

All time.

Yep.

Yep.

Bram Vemo.

Oh, no.

I like that.

What's his name?

No.

Cesco.

Cesco.

Cesco.

Sorry, Abbiati.

Who?

Oh, okay.

Makeda.

Wow!

Chicharito.

Chicharito!

Why you gotta do that?

Why you gotta do that?

I'm gonna go for... You're gonna go for... Oh, Dimitar wins!

Thank you very much.

Yes, Dimitar, thanks for playing.

You are the winner.