We RIGGED this FOOTBALL QUIZ to make DSK RAGE 😡

He doesn't know Ajax.

There you go.

You all have stories.

You go, yappy, yappy, yappy.

And I can't have a story.

Guys, Marseille are only known for one pathetic thing.

Welcome, my people, to the greatest football channel on this here internet.

My name's Big Yarns.

Alongside me, DSK, Ali, Jules, for Who Knows Bull.

We know who doesn't know Bull.

Who?

DSK.

So we start the video like this.

With me again.

No, it's okay.

No problem.

Stop making it about you, David, mate.

Listen, come on.

Tell the people what they should do.

You should follow and subscribe and like the video.

My aim is 7K likes.

Like 7 like Christian Ronaldo's.

Seven, that's it.

Seven.

Okay, here we go.

Are you ready?

Let's go.

Which team has won the most Champions League?

David.

Champions League after Real Madrid, AC Milan.

No way.

What?

Incorrect.

Idiot, listen to the question.

Relax.

Which team has won the most Champions Leagues?

outside of the top five leagues.

Ali's ball.

What is it?

Ajax.

Let's move on.

That is correct.

Ali, man.

I respect.

David, you need to breathe.

No, I tried.

Try harder.

How does he know that, though?

He doesn't know that.

Ali doesn't know that.

Ali doesn't know that.

What did I do?

I think this whole thing is rigged.

Ali doesn't know that.

Guys, guys, guys, come on.

Let's stop being silly.

Well done, Ali.

How did you get that?

I'm smart.

Fair enough.

Question two.

Who's Man United's top scorer ever?

David's one.

Damn.

Yeah, surely not.

That's correct.

You're both against me.

That's rigged.

That's both against me.

Video over.

What's going on?

I had it.

I had it.

What's going on?

I had it.

Well, even because he said it, I said off.

Off.

Let's finish the question.

Who's Man United?

After Wayne Rooney.

I knew it.

After Wayne Rooney.

Yeah.

Okay.

Cool.

Cool.

What's going on?

Liberties.

Liberties.

You don't know that.

Bobby Charlton.

Bobby Charlton.

Bobby Charlton.

You hear that in Old Trafford?

Okay.

Okay.

Come on.

Who won the last Australian League?

Oh, give over.

David's ball.

Ooh.

Go on.

Five, five, come on.

Auckland City FC.

Oh, Australia.

I'm pretty sure they're New Zealand, mate.

Auckland City FC is your answer.

Where's, hey bro, where's Auckland?

And he takes the mick out of me when it comes to geography.

No, sorry, it's New Zealand.

Okay, no, no, Jules Ball.

Go on.

Is it Melbourne City?

No.

No, it's not.

Auckland City Football Club.

Auckland City.

Auckland is in New Zealand.

David's ball is Sydney FC with Valère Germain.

It's not, no.

Flip.

Jules' ball, I reckon, is it Auckland FC?

No, we're not doing this.

We're not doing this.

We're not doing this.

We're not doing this.

I had to play by the rules.

No, we're not doing this.

It is Auckland FC.

We're not doing this, by the way.

You have to say it properly.

Come on.

Yeah, he did.

He did.

He did.

No, no, no.

Auckland City Football Club.

Auckland City Football Club.

I'm telling you it's rigged.

It's okay.

It's fine.

It's fine.

It's fine.

What's the next question?

I'm with you, Ali.

I'm with you.

I got you.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Question four.

Who's currently managing Bournemouth?

Ali, go.

Iriola.

There you go.

Oh, my God.

God, that was quick.

God, it made me nervous.

You're on, Bournemouth!

Well done, Ali.

Which make?

Great manager.

Great manager.

Spanish as well.

What can I say?

I can't ever remember his name.

Question five.

How many World Cup goals has Cristiano Ronaldo scored?

I know this question so much and I know Nacho.

We have had this so many times and I know Nacho.

You're going to say zero.

You're going to say zero.

To piss off David.

You're going to say zero.

Zero.

He's correct.

He's against us.

He's correct.

Correct.

I know my producer.

I know him.

The full question.

How many World Cup goals has Cristiano Ronaldo scored in a knockout game?

We had this question.

We've had this question a million times.

And you should know this.

Let me finish the question, Rob.

You're against us.

I am against you.

Number six.

What's the name of the only team from Gibraltar playing European football this season?

Jules' ball.

I know this.

Shout out, shout out, Christian Rutschens.

My guy, Christian Rutschens.

Love you, my brother.

Played football with him.

He plays for them.

It's Lincoln Red Imps.

It is Lincoln Red Imps.

Pick up the Lincoln Red Imps.

That's just, we're catering it to him.

What do you mean?

If you don't know ball, you don't know ball.

Who's in the Conference League?

Crystal Palace and the Lincoln Red Imps.

He's from Gibraltar, which is in Spain.

Let's move on.

Let's move on.

Number seven, in which city?

Did Marseille win?

Oh, I know this one.

You don't know.

No, you don't.

Win?

There's only...

Okay, Marseille only knows for one thing.

Wallahi, listen to me.

Did Marseille only know for one thing?

Wallahi, if he knows his answer, it's rigged.

Can I?

Can I?

He doesn't know football.

Can I?

Can I?

Marseille are only known for one thing and one thing only, managing to win the Champions League somehow, somehow, God knows, in Munich.

Let's move on.

This guy can't be known

He can't be knowing that.

He can't be knowing that.

Guys, let me read the question.

He said, which city did Marseille win?

Let him read the question.

Let me read the question.

In which city did Marseille win its first ever Champions League?

The answer is Munich.

Oh my God.

Guys, Marseille only said one pathetic thing.

So we said Marseille don't win anything.

We got nine leagues.

We got a lot of them.

We just repeated a big cup.

And we got a Champions League.

The only one to have won it, the first one to have won it.

Okay, hold on.

Give me a second, give me a second, give me a second.

Yanni's not gonna be like, what city did Marseille win their seventh- Let me move on, let me move on.

Number eight, question eight.

Question eight here on the front.

It's going crazy in here today.

Amongst current players in the league, after Griezmann, who's La Liga top scorer ever?

Ever?

Come on, count him down.

I think I've got this.

Well, my people.

Messi, Messi, Messi.

Mental.

Amongst current players in the league.

I forgot the question.

Okay, he's got it wrong.

Jules is bull.

And I'll tell you now, because I remember he played against England and someone said, subbing him out for Diego Costa.

Let me land.

Subbing him in for Diego Costa is like subbing a Ferrari for a Fiat.

And...

And then he scores an absolute banger.

Iago Aspas.

Iago Aspas is correct.

Vamos!

He doesn't know that.

It is 4-3-1.

Oi, DSK, you want to get one right?

I don't know that.

I just told you.

I just told you.

I told you.

Don't get jelly belly because you don't know.

I know what's happening.

He doesn't know that.

He doesn't know that.

Why can't you be a loser with dignity?

He doesn't know that.

Where's your dignity?

He doesn't know that.

Keep going.

Number nine, question nine.

David thinks there's an agenda on.

Yes.

Just like Marseille fans always think they have an agenda.

Do we do?

Anyway, moving on.

Number nine.

What's Everton's?

Yeah, definitely.

Definitely.

Are we okay here?

Are we okay here?

Bro, he just said.

Shut the up.

Give the answer.

You know what?

I want to give the answer in five, four, three, two, one.

Liverpool.

What?

No.

Hill Dickinson.

No, he said Liverpool.

He said Liverpool.

He said Liverpool.

He said Liverpool.

I thought he was going to go Man City.

He did say Liverpool.

Ali, you're frozen now.

What?

Hill Dickinson.

Hill-Dickinson's correct.

Too slow, David.

Foo.

Foo.

Vamos.

And it's 4-4.

Okay.

4-4-1.

Decent little formation.

Number 10.

Uzbekistan qualified for their- David Scufi, you heard that.

David Scufi.

David Scufi.

Vamos.

Answer then.

Answer then.

Go on.

Okay.

No, what was it?

Affairs.

I hear it.

I hear it.

Uzbekistan qualified for their first World Cup ever.

What color is their home kit?

Go ahead, Joel.

I know this because I actually have a friend that I played with who's Uzbekistan.

I can't have stories.

There you go.

You all have stories and go, yappy, yappy, yappy.

And I can't have a story.

Blue.

Blue is correct.

All right.

This is the last question.

David, you got cooked.

But this question is for four points.

Why not five?

Why not five?

I need five.

Why not five?

Give me five.

Can we stretch it to five?

Give me five.

Okay, we're stretching it to five.

We're stretching it.

This is for Lisbon.

Let's let David win then, basically.

Let's let David win.

Yeah, why not?

Go on.

David's koofy.

Okay, the final question for five points on the line.

Who has got the most clean sheets in Premier League history?

After Petr Sech?

After Petr Sech, Edwin van der Sar.

What?

Fair enough.

Is that your final answer?

Yes.

For five points.

Fair enough, David.

It's incorrect.

Oh, okay.

Continue the question, please.

Excluding goalkeepers.

What?

We get the most clinches excluding goalkeepers?

Okay, so it must be a defender, right?

Rio Ferdinand.

Incorrect.

It's going to be a striker.

Of course it's a defender.

You know it.

Hello.

You know it.

Ladies and gentlemen.

Is he right?

No, no way.

What I've got to tell you is that Jules is so right.

It's a well known fact.

How he would not know that?

Someone give him the answers.

It's John Terry.

It's John Terry.

David, you finished with one point.

Yeah, one point.

Yeah, you know why we finished with one point, yeah?

Why?

He doesn't know Munich.

He doesn't know Ajax.

He doesn't know that.

Stop touching me.

Stop touching me.

Jules, well done for winning, bro.

Jules, well done for winning, bro.

Ali, you're just on fire today, no?

I'm always on fire.

He's proud.

There was one answer that he didn't know as well.

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