ЗАПИСЬ СТРИМА ► Fable: Anniversary #2

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Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Hey!
Hello everyone, my name is Dmitry, this is the channel bought in Play, I hope the music is not playing anywhere, I can be heard normally, I'll check it without it, wait a second.
Wow, everything is good, in short, everything works well, you can hear the resynchronization, there is nothing, everything is wonderful, hello everyone again.
We continue to play Fable, we will not have all this for a very long time today, an hour and a half, and maybe even less.
Anya Luthova immediately flew in, you are better, she says, and that's it, and whatever you want with this, do it.
Ha-ha, in short, I can see this switch, look, you can see the switch, you see, you see, ha-ha, you can see it well.
That's it, we switch, in short, to the game, we will not drag for a long time.
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The stream today will be up to 8.
And by the way, yes, welcome to StarCat.
Smile, I added a new smile, which, in honor of my subscribers, has opened, respectively.
for the subscription for these and now you can in the field with smileys click the smiley button and see there personal smiley so far 1 I thought that 1, it turns out I can already download 5, but I don't know how to do 5, I don't know yet what we will deal with this, in short, some smiley there you can see how it is written and you can click it in the network who has a VIP subscription, respectively, we now have a smiley and a cockroach badge
With the smiley we will do something further, we will finish, there will be more of them, there will be a few more subscribers and there will be another smiley plus one.
But for now he is only one, and there should already be five.
In short, okay, good.
What kind of game?
We have a fable again today, we have it again today, because that's it, let's go.
In short, we will not pull, I press like this.
Now I'm checking what I have on the broadcast itself.
I don't know if YouTube is lying to me or not, but I have now written that there are 3918 viewers.
This is not as much as usual, but it seems to me that they are deceiving something.
And secondly, it will be better, why not, because we will have less spam in the chat and we can read more each other.
One second, one more time, I'll take a quick look and we'll continue with you, we'll continue, we'll start.
Everything is fine, let's go.
In short, 4000 people, not all of them have come yet, not all of them have started, so let's wait another 5 minutes.
Now we will...
Yes, the smiley is called Kupalinov Bombit, this is art from the public, actually, on my page there is already a repost, I took it right away, but why not.
Those who do not have a subscription, he probably will not work, and those who have a subscription, he must work.
Hello, Dima, you are the coolest, be happy, Irina Davidova.
Thank you!
Artem Chuaylov, he is our new VIP subscriber.
And why doesn't the game show me?
Wait, is it necessary?
And I forgot to turn it on.
Of course, that's how I forgot to click on the OBS.
Of course, I will stream myself, I don't care.
In short, someone from the subscribers, Svetik Semenikhin, for example, welcome.
Click, Kupilinov bombs.
Streamer Dimon Kurashchupovich, will you stream every day?
I'm not sure about every day, but why not.
Yes, here are the smiles, everything flew, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you.
The smile flew in the chat with this.
Angry, in short, bombing smiles.
I put, wait a second, you know what, let's do it like this, I'll add a little bit of sound.
I put a Russian voice in this game.
And, accordingly, now this Russian voice is here, and it will help us, and I will talk less, my throat will get less tired, and, accordingly, everything will be much, much better.
Everything is fine.
We write in the chat normally, if everything is fine, we write in the chat abnormally, if everything is not normal.
Antotka Samakov, here I see you already using these smiles.
Wait a second.
Oh, that's it, I don't need to write anything in the chat, I see that everything is fine, I have a check here, in short, everything is standing, now I will do everything without you, and I will stream without you, blyat, alone, in closed access, and I will not show anything to anyone.
That's it, now I figured it out myself, great.
Let's go, in short ...
This is a fucking fairy tale!
короче мы с тобой разговаривали нет дружище по моему в прошлый раз разговаривали давайте вспоминать управление давайте вспоминать абсолютно все что можно фей вот я нажму и вспомню и вспомню про больного ребенка которого нужно накормить грибами от ведьмы лысый бородач да и можно кстати постричься и можно защитить фруктовую фе... ааа ёптыж я помню знаешь чё помню так у меня две мышки теперь на столе потому что я
I'm a top streamer in the world, 7 computers, 18 monitors, I stream everything in a row.
Come on, beard, this hat, you don't have to do anything.
In short, let's go here.
We have something marked here on the map, we will go here.
By the way, while I was voicing this game, I wanted to say, well, I voiced it myself, why not.
So you're going to work in the garden?
I knew that this is your true calling.
Lady Grey gave a request to the guild about the opposite task.
Perhaps I will take it.
I hope you didn't give up training.
To beat me, you need to learn a lot.
Oh, it's you again, little horse.
See you, baby.
Fuck you.
There was something written in the village.
Well, okay.
In short, look, how normal they speak Russian now, this is wonderful.
The combat multiplier of experience is displayed in the upper left corner of the screen.
It allows you to increase the number of experience in a fight.
The more damage you inflict on your enemy, the greater the multiplier.
Well, that's right.
Hello, Kulinov, I wish you all you want.
Thank you.
It would be nice.
I'm afraid to try to get as much experience as possible to earn more gold.
This smile will replace the drops.
Ay-ay-ay.
I don't understand what it means.
And I don't pick up in the drops.
So, get the fuck away.
Calm down.
By the way, I started to negotiate, look.
Yes, get out of here.
I looked a little while I was looking for a translation, more precisely, I was looking for a Russian voice.
I looked at how the mage looks, in principle.
And the mage, you know, the mage looks pretty good.
The mage looks really good, really wonderful, he's so, you know, all cheerful and diverse.
Therefore, perhaps even, I still, again, for the sake of the majority, will play for the mage.
And what if not?
Why not play?
Well, let's die.
Machto is a strong guy, look what he does.
Everything in a row.
By the way, I was written in the comments to the stream, in the recording of the stream of the past, that, like, as I did not try to play for the bad, all the same, I again begin to play for the good.
I do not know why it turns out that way, but somehow it turns out that way.
So, are you opening?
How the fuck does it all work?
Ah, on the tab.
All this works on the tab.
So, how to register a VIP subscription?
VIP subscription, it's in this, like in Elixir Master Voli, it's to add mana.
It's on YouTube Gaming, or somewhere on the top of the chat there should be a button to register a VIP subscription.
Somewhere there.
In short, we are clearing the garden, right?
Here, if I'm not mistaken, somewhere in this garden there must be... What the fuck is it called?
Either a door, or some kind of hiding place, or something like that.
I'm collecting experience for the shift.
By the way, yes, not bad.
Why not collect experience for the shift?
Well, the mage, look how awesome, the mage took it, pressed it and smashed everything beautifully, everything beautifully smashed, the handsome man, in general, won everyone, won everyone alone, completely alone, without any help.
Therefore, let's ...
So, you take my sword, potion, potion, what potion, potion, potion, potion, I know what potion.
And why are you so calm walking around here, man?
Who are you?
Hey, hi!
And you faggot, you sold me chocolate candy, right?
Hello.
So.
Oh, you don't want to?
Order!
Order?
Then hold it.
This is for you to gas faster.
To gas faster.
Well, let's go.
In short, I missed the potion, it seems.
Ah, give me hell with these potions, with these potions.
Definitely not on the rails, this is about me.
In short, and we ... Ah, there are already robbers here, fuck, it's robbers, look how I can, look, you just look at it, look, look carefully, how I ... Come on, fuck, come back to the place, come back to the place quickly, I said.
Here, look, look, look, look.
That's how I ... Do you see how I can?
Do you see how I can shoot a mime, fuck?
Ha-ha-ha-ha, calm down, come on, fuck.
Fuck, and the lightning is also deafening a lot, well, good, well, okay.
No, I think that we will be lightning and shit, we will somehow be able to.
You need to look more at the magic, when we go to pump up experience, and we go, well, fuck, shoot at it.
He just crushes, look, from everywhere.
Shift, look.
How are you doing in the world?
Yes, in the world, awesome, that's all.
We are angry with you, not very much, we have flies attacking us here, huge ones.
He doesn't seem to be...
I don't look like.
No, not at all.
What are you talking about?
So.
Ah, I have a task.
Not a single merchant should suffer.
There was nothing to do.
Because I took some promises and gave them to someone.
But in my opinion, I don't do them at all.
Hello, Dimon, do you plan to include Donation Alerts and voice-over in it?
No, I don't want to, I don't need it, it's unnecessary, it will scream, disturb them, distract them.
Sergey Volkov is a new sponsor, it says, a new sponsor, a new sponsor.
Welcome, Sergey Volkov, it says, a new subscriber who can use...
There are robbers in this area, be careful.
...who can use the great, for now, only available smiley.
They cut people for entertainment.
Fuck, they have such entertainment, everyone has their own.
Why do flies scream like pigs?
Because they are swine-mothers, swine-flies, dangerous pigs.
Hello.
Wait, this is a private road, the passage is only for money.
In my opinion, somewhere I am so ...
In this, in Dragon Age, in the first, too, such faggots stood and said that no, but then only for money.
I remember, I hung my balls, they let me go.
Therefore, with this, I think, we will do the same.
If you want, we will hang your head here for beauty.
And so and so will do.
Well, ok, let's say.
In short, don't you want us to bury you here?
Drive gold!
So, let me drive you better now, some kind of sword, and everything will be fine.
Should I give it to the robber?
No.
Is this money?
So, come here.
Yes, I won't give you anything, leave me alone, bastard.
What a stinginess.
I'm waiting.
And I don't give a fuck.
Are you aware?
Take it, blyat.
Got it?
Do you remember when the dog does this?
Oh!
You don't give a fuck!
Calm down!
Did you understand from where in the second outlast they fucked the cutting grandmother?
Right from here they fucked her, that's it, that's it, I remember it right.
So, well, this is all ... Fuck, these are all robbers now.
This is already sad, which button ... No, quiet, which button is the block?
Fuck, which button did the block forget?
Yes, wait, wait, guys, hook, hook, fuck, stuck, calm down.
Which button is the block, fuck, which button is the block, well?
You are very badly wounded.
I noticed.
Oh, fuck.
I forgot about the block button, am I to blame?
Fuck, how to block fucking attacks?
Faster, faster, faster, tell me how to block.
On X?
It can't be like that.
Fuck, how to put a fucking block, what the fuck?
Are you going to die today or what?
I don't get it.
Wait, what button is my block on?
Just a second.
I flew out of my head.
Ah, so they won't tell me, they won't show me now.
Wait a minute.
E is an onion.
Q is this.
So, F2, I'll eat a pie.
To improve a little health.
Dima, a wheel.
Ah, a wheel.
Ah, it's standing.
Fuck, can't I walk with a block?
And I press it.
Look, it flies to me like this.
Do you understand?
It flies and that's it.
Here, yes, now this smile comes in normally, comes in normally.
The wheel, you just need to hold it.
Well, come on.
I'll get it, of course.
Let's see.
Fuck off.
Not good.
Guys, fuck off.
Fine.
Right button is good.
Strong blow.
Good.
And the game is not as simple as it seems, in fact.
Do you understand?
So, calm down.
I can't watch.
What the fuck?
Are your brothers dying or something, moron?
So, you need to gain experience, you must not forget to gain experience.
I understood everything, SKM, SKM, SKM, everything is correct, SKM.
Kuplinushka Milashka, I love this game and you.
Yes, I lost the mouse, wait.
Here, I found the mouse, good.
So, Dima, thank you for a good mood and two new smiles.
Dima, good luck in the stream, tell me about the video report from Sweet Vesta in St. Petersburg and from the meeting in March at all will not be.
No, there was nothing special.
There is nothing at all.
What are these fests?
In short, we looked and that's it.
So, our new subscriber is Luminous Raccoon.
I will soon learn to read absolutely everything that can be read and it will be great.
Robbers.
They do not give me peace, because I still do not understand how to fight correctly in this game.
I was told in the comments of the previous stream that this game is a port from the Xbox.
Therefore, the control on the joystick should be more logical.
But do you know why I didn't play on the joystick?
I was lazy, because the experience of Dark Souls was useful.
No, in Dark Souls everything was heavier, firstly, and secondly, the movements were more careful.
It's not clear how it moves, how it works.
So.
I'll hit you now, your mother is going there.
It's bad while I'm fighting.
Why didn't I connect the joystick?
Fuck, where did you come from?
How much is it possible?
You are famous enough to understand the gesture of Bugaga.
Seriously, where is it?
Wait a minute.
Bugaga says, fuck.
Now Bugaga, come on.
Where is Bugaga?
What gestures?
How to put them correctly?
So, skills, magazine.
Skills.
No, I have ... Where is Bugaga?
Do you know where Bugaga is?
So, personality.
This is fame, worldview.
Why?
And where is my bad one?
So that I was bad.
So that I'm just this one, such a bitch.
So that everyone was afraid of me.
I remember I saw this shit somewhere.
How to make a bugaga there?
Well, tell me how to make a bugaga.
Maybe the seventh?
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Is it all voiced now?
Hey.
How to make a bugaga?
Hello?
No, I remember that it is done somewhere, but I don't remember how it is done.
So, F, look, the map.
Now they will tell me in the chat how to do it correctly.
So, the magazine.
Ah, here they are, bitch, that's it.
Morality of the sphere.
Oh, morality, no.
The birthday of Teresa.
Ah, these are fucking quests.
These are quests, okay.
Yes, somewhere in the skills it should be.
Yes, of course, bugaga, fuck.
Here, now I will find.
Athrishka, funny, follow me, wait.
Okay, are they all at all, right?
Flirt, Laugh... Ah, Laugh is like Bugaga.
And where should I put it?
Let me put it on 8.
Can I?
Ah, I need to know...
Laugh Bugaga is like... What a fucking incomprehensible gesture, to be honest.
Well, what's there?
A flame modifier.
What the fuck is this?
This weapon is inserted anyway, right?
The weapon modifier has special properties of the weapon to which it is attached.
Choose the right weapon in the equipment section, after which you will choose the available modifier.
You can't remove the modified weapon.
Each weapon has a limited number of cells for the modifiers, so use them wisely.
Well, it's clear, it's logical.
It's like self-defense in Dark Souls.
There are a lot of chests falling.
500 gold, thank you.
No fucking way.
500 gold is not bad either.
And now you can blow up barrels.
Damn, there are some suzuki around here, look.
Some barrels should explode here.
I picked up a pie and a leg.
Is there any inventory here, weight or something else?
Just if there is ...
In the sense of lagging.
This lag needs to be restarted, in short, this one.
To update the browser.
Or something else.
Oh, steel hammer!
Holy shit.
So, let's continue.
And where is my weapon?
So, my chat is gone.
Chat, fuck, where are you going?
Chat, come back quickly!
Where did the chat go, bitch?
Chat, hello?
Well, fuck, come back, chat.
The chat is gone, imagine.
Oh, the button is wrong, fuck.
I have another keyboard.
It's from another node.
Wait a second, I'll return the chat to myself.
And everything will be fine.
In fact, I can return it from here.
So, okay.
Open the chat in the house window.
Here.
Good.
Good.
It will be fine like this.
Oops.
Opochki, that's how the chat should not disappear.
Good.
So, let's quickly read what we have here.
The experience of Dark Souls was useful, yes.
I'm ready for dinner, I'm looking for something new, what else is needed for happiness.
Thank you, Dima, for a pleasant evening.
Natasha from the city of Ivadovo.
Hello, you play my favorite game since childhood.
You are the best streamer without any pathos, and I am very glad that I can see how you play it.
This is not the best, this is the top streamer in the world, comrade El Barto.
That's how it is.
Tanya Bakhsheeva, hello from the Balka, from, from, from, from, from, from, from.
Hello from Baikal, I watch all your streams, good luck, Dima.
Well, yes, there were three whole ones, I would not watch them.
Ksenia and Gatenyuk, Dima, I love you, your videos, all the best to you and a great mood.
Thank you.
Anastasia Slebek, thank you for the stream, it was necessary, because I'm sick.
Well, get well.
Albert Roblox and much more.
Hello, Dima!
Screams right like that, the microphone is already gone.
SIN BAN YAN.
How to be evil?
Evil clothes and packs to chop civilians.
Okay, let's chop.
So, ID OG.
Continue in the same spirit.
I look at you in 2013 and Vlad Alekseev.
Just 20 silent.
Silent and that's it.
Let's chop civilians first.
Fuck, don't scare me.
Here, these barrels are exploding, look.
Well.
Oh, I don't blow up the tiger!
Wait a second, I'll just... Ta-ra-ta-ta-ta.
Easy, I'll cut the joystick.
I'll cut the joystick, I'll roll the dice.
Now everything will be fine, I'll get ready now.
I didn't agree why I wanted to take the joystick.
Because...
In principle, I wanted to take it.
This is one.
So, experience in the spirit of Fable 2.3.
And what is the meaning of the spirit of Fable 2.3?
If we take...
Let me see what we have here.
Where is the black block roll?
Went to the fucking shift?
And so on Y, right?
The spell, choose the spell.
Close combat.
Interaction.
Let's leave it on all kinds of fire in the spirit of Fable 2.3, because maybe we will start to pass it someday, this Fable 2.3, and in order not to get used to it, in short,
So, this is an attack.
And to avoid ... Ah, this is to run.
In order not to get used to the new control, we will do it in advance.
Okay, this is magic, let's say.
This is to get the weapon.
Good.
This is to get the bow.
This is a roll.
This is very inconvenient.
What is this?
This is the second ... No, it's not convenient.
Let's change it.
I'll make the traditional control parameter like this.
It will be better.
So, this is to get the weapon.
How to swing with a weapon?
Yeah, hit this button.
And how to swing?
It was written there that you can somehow swing.
Good.
Where is the sight?
In short, look, this is an onion, this is a sword.
This is to get ready to fuck, apparently.
This is to switch something there.
This means we have nothing.
This is a blow.
Where is the magic?
Wait, where is the magic?
Now the magic is gone, did you understand?
Now the magic is gone, damn it.
So, okay, you know what we'll do?
We'll do it like this.
We'll make a mouse and keyboard, and by the next stream I'll get used to controlling the joystick, and we'll be controlling the joystick.
Because I'll sit here for half a day, try to get used to this thing somehow, and nothing will work out.
That's it, in short, let's go, let's go further on the task somewhere over there.
All right, it's just not convenient here, seriously, I click on the shift to run, and here the shift is not to run, the shift is to take and choose some kind of magic.
This is a very bad activity, to be honest, and I don't like it.
There are a lot of, in short, all sorts of secret doors, something else there, and we will probably have to look through all this with you.
This, by the way, is a tea today.
Because the coffee was not very good last time.
Then he gave me a bad sleep.
In short, I got distracted.
I got distracted, and I was hit.
Gather experience.
In order not to miss anything, I'll quickly do it like this.
Continue in the same spirit, I'm watching you from 2013 and D.O.K.
It was already, right?
So that I don't get confused.
Why are you yelling?
This is just a mockery, seriously.
How easy it is when you can.
Really.
I gave her a drill and that's it.
Well, Malina Sokovnikova.
Hello Dima, thanks for the stream for the upcoming dream.
Wow!
Fuck, I thought you were a peaceful resident, but you'll get fucked now, okay.
Wait, why didn't I take a good one, what's her name?
Good weapon, you took some.
Oh fuck!
Why are you barking?
Not for good, not for good.
Good friend, I'll die.
Fuck, stop calling me Kurashchup, I'm a normal guy.
Where do you come from?
I don't understand, I'm killing you, killing you.
What the fuck?
Maximus112 is a new subscriber.
That's how we all greet Maximus112.
Hello from Bryansk, Dimon is really the best, I've been watching your stream for half a year, I even planted a friend.
You're practically a drug dealer, you get some kind of friend.
Fuck, it's good for my merchants to beat bastards, bitch, you hear?
That's right!
Look what a dog you are!
What the hell with this magic?
I don't want to raise it higher, I'm fine with it anyway.
So, we don't go there, okay.
That is, we need to protect these blue dots, right?
Let's protect.
And what about me?
Wait, I came here.
Oh, or you have to bring all the hoops from one place to another, right?
What is Kurashup?
Kurashup is called the main character here, because he is a fucking small asshole and chews chicken.
That's how you run.
He is, in short, a ssyklo, everyone thinks he is a ssyklo, and he must prove to everyone that he is not a ssyklo.
And we decided on the first stream of this game that we will be generally angry horned demons who shit on everything, and all are handsome.
Do not stream.
Why?
Why don't you need to stream?
Explain to me, why don't you need to stream?
Right now, take me, explain to me, why don't you need to stream?
Now I even ...
The message flew away.
Why don't you need to stream?
Explain to me.
The words are that you are here.
I thought that no one from the guild would respond.
I hired security to help you here, but the robbers are dark-skinned, they will take everything here to pieces.
It would be better if we did not find these stones, and then they are the only troubles from the damned.
Jenna doesn't want to see them, so we put them in the box and put them in the barn.
Maybe it costs him money.
Lady Grey, they say, has fallen on them.
Since then, we have no peace.
And again they said, I'll go to my wife's house, I'll calm her down.
She just got out of there.
Come on, calm down.
Oh, you'll think, yopta, got out, got out.
Come on, quickly, calm down.
In short, they write in the chat that it turns out that you can buy these titles.
And by the way, yes.
Hey.
Fuck.
Oh.
Are you fucking kidding me?
What are you doing?
Hello, friend?
What the fuck am I doing?
Fuck, I missed one task, look.
Good job.
Oh, I gave a fucking promise to someone that no one would beat me or something like that.
Get the fuck out of here, I came here naked to sunbathe.
Imagine such tough beach fights on the beach.
I cut off his head with my leg.
Very sharp leg.
Or nails, I didn't shave for a week or two months.
So, the promise is not fulfilled, something is missing.
I don't give a shit about the fact that the promise was not fulfilled.
What promise was not fulfilled?
The fact that I was hit, right?
Probably the fact that I was hit.
Yes.
Well, okay, let's say.
Hit and hit.
What's next?
I have these ...
The robbers are coming again!
Don't f**k with me, everything will be fine.
Let's go.
Now, in short, I'm wearing a turtleneck.
And why am I fighting without a sword?
Oh, blyat, but I happen to be ...
I happen to be ... Come on, in short, I will also put on a lot and in general all the promises will not be fulfilled.
Well, go to the ass with your promises and f**k your shitty games.
So ...
So, headgear.
And why don't I have a hat?
student gloves what are they different?
wait the price is attractive, they are not different at all let's put on the gloves of a Dnepropetrovsk resident, like I'm my own so, 200 so, they differ in appearance ok, let's go without a hood so, pants bottom part, why didn't you put it on?
put it on, oh, I didn't put it on, wait put it on
Put on gloves.
Put on boots.
Without clothes, a rural outfit.
Oh, you could put it on right away.
Well, okay.
I already put it on, let's say.
Okay, let's go.
I'll fuck your promises, and you too, bald.
I'll fuck you too.
Together with all the promises.
I'll shoot you now.
Oh, what the fuck did you get on the screen right now?
There was such a face, fucking half of the screen, scary.
This, in my opinion, is not a horror, what the fuck is going on?
Yes, guys, why are you fucking sleeping?
Don't you see you have a man?
He walks alive.
Well... Why are you... Why are you yelling at me, buddy?
He wanted to piss under the noise of the box, you understand?
He just really wanted to piss under the noise of the box, I don't know why.
He just went and ... Cover me!
Kill the peaceful bad boy.
Well, wait, it's too early to kill the peaceful ones.
Downloaded Fablu, the black woman got angry, dragged her, the guards screamed, dragged the guards, now they don't let me into the city.
Tolerance, hul, naked Karashub, lol.
Hello Dmitry, have a good stream.
Thank you.
You will not go!
Fuck, where do they come from, guys?
Guys, where the fuck do you find them?
Ah, we need to break the boxes, until we break the boxes, nothing will happen, or what?
Probably, look, because the boxes are illuminated.
Yes, fuck, give me, fuck, fuck, fuck!
Bitch, get the fuck out of my way, now I'll kill you all, fuck!
The dog is fucked up, you hear me too, fuck, they interfere with me, everything is bad, the promise is fulfilled, one of the guards is dead, where are you?
Sorry, guards, I won't give you now, fuck, kill this shit, come on.
I'm fucking kung fu, get out of here.
And I wanted to shit on you.
Attacks of close combat and multiple attacks allow you to perform special strikes when the cross icon appears, and the weapon glows purple, press the right mouse button.
Well, I know that, I fucked it up from the very beginning.
So, come on, calm down.
Well, come on.
Well, why are you jumping here, the toad in your swamp?
Get the fuck out of here!
I can do everything!
Shut your fucking fighting mouth!
Where did you fly again?
Well, fuck, he's whining, look, huh?
Ooh, aah, ooh, aah, what the fuck are those aboriginal songs?
What a bitch!
Ah, you're shivering!
Fuck, I'm fucked, calm down.
I'm going to get the fuck out of here, calm down.
Yes, good!
So, we need F2.
I ate?
Yes, everything is good.
Yes, good to beat me, this bastard!
Damn, you won!
Again!
As always.
It seems that the victory remains with you.
No problem.
But your luck will not be eternal, my friend.
We will definitely meet again.
And I will be ready.
Ready, yes, ready.
Oh, how grateful we are to you, I don't know.
I'll tell everyone about you.
We need heroes like you.
I thought he wanted to fuck me up.
This is such a fucking test, a fucking test.
So, let's throw the ispyr, oh, let's throw it.
Let's throw the ispyr, let's fucking throw it.
Come to the guild for tasks.
Stop fucking talking in my ear, turn on your phone, call normally, send your messages.
So, look.
What is Kurashchub?
Change the sword, that's it, that's it, I got it, don't shout in the chat, that's it, change, I'm changing the sword.
So, equipment, let's say.
a stick I don't need a stick so a half sword is my damage 30 steel hammer damage 30 and there is no difference look and the weight is light the weight is light
And it's all the same, they are fucking the same.
Let me hang myself this steel hammer, let's see how it looks.
Yes, you don't have to scream, that's all, pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa. That's what they shouted there.
Everything is fine, here's a steel hammer, everything, you don't have to scream.
In short, I gave fagots to the guards, you know why?
Because they interfere.
They constantly interfere with me, they stand in front of me and interfere, interfere, bitch, interfere, interfere, your mother, interfere.
Here it turns out that you can kill everyone at all, right?
In general, all the inhabitants, non-inhabitants, all of them in a row.
So, Vladimir Alekseev, again, 20 points.
20 points.
Dima has an RPG called Fallout New Vegas, it is 50-80 hours for a stream, and for sure many would like to see this game on your stream.
I do not rule out that one day it will be, but not all 50-80 hours, but so as it turns out.
Tried to help, killed the guards.
The villain.
This is about me.
Remember, you promised to go through Oblivion somehow, and in Black Mesa, it seems, the ending was finished.
No, it seems not finished yet, because if it was finished, then I would have known about it.
They kind of went to some kind of final stage, like everything ... Fuck, there are a lot of robbers.
Like everything is fine, like everything is fine and everything is great.
Dima, hello, great stream, I'm in a good mood, listen, please make your own...
I can't, my lips are dry.
It's too much, it's too much.
You can't do it all the time, otherwise something will turn over somewhere and someone will feel bad somewhere.
In short, you can't, you can't do it all the time and very often.
Go through the beholder.
I don't want to play the beholder now, to be honest.
It's too, again, thought-provoking, this beholder.
We have now... Oh, fuck, dude, you're mine.
Now the first streams are coming, the sub-cheaters from the voice-overs are turned off.
What the fuck?
I can't keep thinking in my head all the time.
Sub-cheaters from the voice-overs are turned off.
Turned off, yes.
They are turned off, they are turned off with each other.
That's how it is, and it's really annoying at times.
When you read one and see the other, it's fucking... Oh, where is this fucking scythe?
It's a little tense, seriously.
You look at one thing and then at the other.
You read the other.
So, what was I talking about?
What was I talking about?
Did I forget what I was talking about?
Well, okay, I'll remember.
Well, I'll remember, and then someday.
So, health elixir, that's good.
The main thing is that it's not his.
Hi Dima, you're great.
Thank you.
Nadezhda Krasavtseva, thank you.
So, if... Oh, my God.
Why are they hitting me first?
It's not good at all.
Can I just hit you quickly and that's it?
Look.
Ah, that's it, great.
Are you fucking immortal or what?
Hello?
So look, minus one.
That is, it turns out that I have now earned a bad reputation.
And who doesn't mind that I beat merchants?
You don't mind?
I hope.
Let's check it out.
Look.
Let's check it out.
Let's check it out.
Did you watch The Walking Dead?
Yes, I did.
A little bit.
I'm fucking sick of it.
Fuck this shit.
Fuck this shit.
Fuck this shit.
Fuck this shit.
Fuck this shit.
Fuck this shit.
Fuck this shit.
Fuck this shit.
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Fuck this shit.
Fuck this shit.
Fuck this shit.
Fuck this shit.
Fuck this shit.
Fuck this shit.
Fuck this shit.
Fuck this shit.
Fuck this shit.
Fuck
So, this is a merchant, right?
Yes, this is also a merchant.
Go fuck yourself.
This is my merchant.
That's it.
Goodbye.
Why?
Because, buddy!
Here!
Plus two!
Excellent!
Now there should be all sorts of these somewhere.
So, we have Serg47 against us.
Serg47, why are you against?
Nothing bad in the fact that I beat traders, no.
And the second stream is not a single uncrowned dog.
Sadness.
Well, then the uncrowned dog will appear somewhere later, anyway.
Hey, so.
Ah!
Wait, I should have given it to Usatov.
And if I kill all these traders, all of them, then I have the opportunity to trade with someone later.
Let's go to the guild.
Fuck.
We should have something to pump up there now.
Have you watched the Lucifer series?
No, I haven't watched it.
Will you stream DS?
Maybe.
Let's not ask about it.
In the last stream, we have already agreed that we... What's going on?
Oh, I'm teleporting.
In the last stream, we agreed that it's enough to ask about what will happen, about what will not happen.
You just can't say it like that, you just can't decide.
When it will happen, then it will happen, and when it won't, then it won't.
Rather, I do it at the request of Assassin's Creed Origins.
Now Assassin's...
It has nothing to do with the previous ones.
I don't know, I don't feel like it now.
Assassin's...
I haven't watched Doctor House either.
So, look, now we need to upgrade...
Here they are, magic spells.
Well, look what we have for magic spells.
For magic spells, I would like some heal.
So, combat spells.
Surrounding spells are those that help.
By the way, this is a good spell.
Material spells.
This is shield, this is berserk, huerserk.
What is it?
Magic power.
The more magic power heroes have, the more they eat.
Good.
Again, again, again.
Do you hear the monks singing again?
Let's do it like this, so that there are more.
...material.
So, look.
It loads the spell with a protective aura, which absorbs all the damage and feeds on mana until it runs out.
No, that's bullshit.
Meditator of Consciousness, plus 13.
It introduces the spell into the wild and increases its speed and power due to the ability to think clearly and behave decently.
The higher the spell is, the stronger the spell becomes, and the longer it can maintain this state.
Only villains can do this spell.
Great, this one will do.
It's for me.
But it's too early.
Wait, it's too early.
Killer Snatch.
It instantly transfers the spell through space.
If the target is chosen, the spell turns out to be...
Only the most... Ah, fuck, look, I can't heal myself because I'm not going to play for the good.
Ghost sword, summoning an impenetrable blade.
This is good, this is normal right away, look.
Fuck, we have a ghost sword right away.
Grappling arrow.
I don't really shoot from bow right now, so this bow didn't fucking give up on us.
Let's say then, okay, spell of encirclement, fist of will.
What do you mean only villains?
Am I not a villain?
I'm still a villain, you hear?
In short, I need to beat people, because look what's going on.
So, this is a slowdown, but by the way, it's not bad either.
Wait, a call.
Only good deeds.
Well, what are you going to do?
Well, we need to play the villain anyway, let's understand the situation a little more.
So, we leave the battle spells, right?
If we don't play for a mage, if we do something like a paladin-simpleman, then we eat non-battle magic.
Look.
It turns out, let's ... Fuck.
Speed and body composition, health, let's add health, because my health is very strong, two and a half thousand, I have two three hundred, right?
Fuck, it's not enough, right?
Okay, it's not enough, let's say speed, accuracy and cunning here
Let's shoot from a long-range weapon with skill in close combat.
How much does it cost?
800.
Let's buy it too.
I think we need this one.
How is it?
Go Berserk.
Yes, I also think that Go Berserk.
About Oblivion.
I don't know about Oblivion either.
It will be for sure someday.
But I don't know when yet.
So, okay.
Let's take Berserk.
Well, Berserk doesn't work for me.
Well, only the evil ones.
Look, I'm a kind pizdez for now.
The kindness itself.
Ah, fuck.
So, okay, we took this one with you.
We took...
Try to raise the combat multiplier even higher.
I'll really try to buy a mobile phone and call me normally.
Not like that.
So, look, we should have some kind of spell somewhere.
It seems to have appeared somewhere, probably, even.
Where the fuck...
Here are the skills, look, the skills.
The skills are the ghost sword.
The ghost sword is assigned to the quick access panel.
Ah, so that's how it is, okay, right on the one, look.
No, let's put it on the one, let's put it on...
So, where will it be inconvenient for me to press?
I'll put it on seven for now.
Yes, everything is awesome, on seven.
Wait, what is it?
No, no, no, wait a minute.
Seven.
Ah, this is fucking magic, okay.
Dima, you are sexy, come to me, I will feed you with homemade cookies and not with bought biscuits.
So I have someone to feed me with homemade cookies.
Everything is fine here.
Let's play Y2J.
I know this one.
Chris Jericho.
The game of my childhood.
Good luck in stream 1.
Thank you.
I sing so in the shower like these monks.
We all sing there.
So about Oblivion and when to wait for the series.
So, I said about it.
Come on, Tales from Borderlands for the stream.
Tales from Borderlands is the one that I think of from Telltale or not?
A very important task awaits you in the guild.
leave me bald, then this is not serious yet.
Dimon, have a good stream, thank you.
I'm serious, I'll explain it to you again, I'll repeat what streams are for now.
Streams are now needed in order for me to learn how to do them, so that I can find the optimal ratio while reading the chat, while playing, while looking here, looking there, here, back.
In short, something like that.
Well, you got me.
Got it?
Got it?
Right, right.
So, skills.
Here are the skills.
Good.
Skills.
Ghost sword.
Let me put it on seven, as I wanted.
Okay.
Here!
Here!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Awesome!
So, uh, so you.
Let's talk.
I heard that the merchants turned to us for help.
All the details are in the task.
And all traders are dead.
There is no one to talk to me.
So, let's look at the task.
Accompanying traders.
So I missed, right?
No?
Fuck knows.
Hobo Pichet is quite famous.
Who will kill more hobos?
Let's go to the city.
Now, while we walk, we will not take a big task.
Let's go to the city.
To the city, and then ...
So, is this a gorge back?
No.
We will go to the south of Glushville and try to make a hairstyle.
And then we will try to get married to some woman.
Because some kind of woman was supposed to have a normal hairstyle with us.
And we can also buy a new title, by the way.
Let's go here.
Twenty from Marcus flew in, just like that, right suddenly.
So, in short, we need to buy a new title.
Your horns have already grown.
Well, don't worry, my horns have grown, and I could already buy all the bad ones.
Look, there are no horns, fuck, there are no horns.
I came out here, right?
So, well, wait.
Ah, fuck, you can't, wait, you can't beat them.
If I hit him now, he will come to me.
Dima, if you become a VIP subscriber, please.
There should be a VIP subscription on the top of the chat.
Or go to YouTube Gaming, to the YouTube Gaming page, and there will also be a subscription.
What is it?
Obey the law.
Don't fuck me under the arm.
So, someone is sleeping, come on.
Closed.
There's someone who's just snoring like that.
And where is the hairdresser?
Who is it here without an invitation?
All around and a step away from here!
How dare you, guard!
Look, he sent me.
Openly.
He says, go away and that's it.
Let's go find a hairdresser, we need to get a haircut.
Oh, I've heard a lot about you.
Yes.
Well, yes.
They didn't say anything.
What did you say?
The greatest hero of the world.
Fuck, shut up.
So, wait, where are they doing...
Hairstyles.
Where do they make fashionable hairstyles?
They are made somewhere anyway.
Maybe I'll hang out under the song for a while, why not.
Hello, Ekaterina.
Hello, Ekaterina.
Where the fuck are the hairdressers?
Yes, here it is!
And I searched it all.
Oh, plus five, good.
Five still flew, okay.
Absolutely nothing.
And here I watched everything, okay.
Stream bomb, Dima is the best.
This is, yes, the top streamer in the world, I've already talked about it.
So who are you?
Can I say hello to him?
Hey, bitch.
If you hit someone from the locals, it will be a serious fine, don't forget about the guards.
Don't scream about the guards, you fool!
That is, I just hit a person who looked at me badly, who insulted me, who fucked me right from head to toe, I found out.
And they will immediately want to give me a slap in the face.
So dishonest.
Hello, who are you?
I am very glad to meet you again.
Have we met before?
So, I have a five-hatch fine hanging, right?
How can you be such a fool?
Why are you a fucking fool?
I'll fuck you up now, little one, you hear?
What's wrong with you?
Bitch, if you keep knocking, I'll beat you up when you grow up, got it?
Fuck, kids, bitch, you can't beat them up.
If they grow up, we'll beat them all up.
Okay, 100 gold, good.
A pie, great.
Ah, well, fuck off, quickly.
We watched it a little bit.
Your microphone is falling, it can't be like that.
You have to pay the fine for your crimes.
Crash 4, crime 1.
You have to pay, blyat, three and a half.
Are you fucking crazy?
And here is the hairdresser.
What do you want?
I would like to save myself from the guards somehow.
I would not mind, to be honest.
Oh, no, wait, I don't want to take it.
I don't want to take it, how to take it?
Blya, plus five, now three and a half.
Now everyone will kill me.
And what should I do now?
Run!
And where to run?
Where?
Fuck, jump, please.
You don't want to jump?
He can't jump, right?
Fuck.
So, they locked me up.
What to do?
Where to run?
Where to run?
Where to run?
Oh, I'm fucked, I think, right?
Boys, good, good, I'll tie you up, boys.
I'm going to kill you now.
Oops, I just knocked out someone's door, fuck, good.
I drank the elixir, I think.
Fuck you, you're immortal, guard!
Fuck, they fucked everything up.
Pray, bald.
What bald?
Teleport to the guild, for sure.
And you can't!
Now you can't.
That's it, guys, good.
Guys, get out of here, I'm running, I'm running, guys, I'm leaving, run.
Fuck, the alarm went off, I'm breaking something, in short, let's get out of here, guys.
Let's get out of here, urgently.
Let's get out of the city.
We need to earn five thousand money and give them everything, because otherwise everything will be bad.
Where is the exit from this fucking hooligan?
Where is he?
So, this is the queen's passage.
And what to do?
Wait, what to do?
Not to kill them.
That's the way.
From the city.
That's it, I'm leaving the city.
Get the fuck out of here.
This is sad, I was just beaten.
So, everything is fine here.
And I wanted to go out from the other side of the city to see the title there.
So, Dima, I'm a fool, I understand everything, I'll say hello to you.
Do you remember that you played the game ...
In the guild, a very important task awaits you.
Okay, maybe you played the game on the topic of the Game of Thrones, but did not pass the end, because there was no translation, you will check, maybe the Dalmatians tried.
What do you mean?
So we passed, in my opinion, the Game of Thrones.
Yes, we passed it, why not?
Dimon, order a tpk so as not to get confused in the wires in VR-shooters, and throw it to the right and to the left, thank you for the stream and for the video from the heart.
Thank you, and I don't know what tpk is.
Congratulations, now you won't stay alive in the village.
And now it's left, it came out, it's left.
Good stream, I saw the trailer for The Last of Us 2.
Yes, where Bobokha plays the guitar.
Dimon, why don't you take the keys to the games from me?
Yes, I don't need the keys to the games.
Leave them to yourself, I have a lot of these games, I don't know what to do with them.
Give it to someone else, give it to a friend, not to Timofey, throw it to Timofey, I always have keys in my pocket.
Give it to Timofey.
Fuck, come on, guys, I'm already... Four and a half already, when did they have time?
I want to go to the other side.
I want to go to the other side and take a...
Ah, I have to go to the guild, damn, wait, not here, not here.
Why are you whining there?
Damn, it was such a good city, so they advised me to beat them, beat them, beat them.
So I had to beat you now, and you won't understand anything.
So, the guild of heroes, let's go.
But I took teleport, like teleport and that's it?
Like teleported back.
Oh, that's it.
Penalty zero.
Good.
Good.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Now let's go back.
What if it doesn't work?
No, yes, the fine is hanging again, look, the fine is hanging again.
What the fuck is this?
The fine is hanging, this is bad.
Phew, what the fuck are you doing?
What are you doing now?
Are you a top streamer?
Of course, yes, this is about me.
I'm a top streamer, of course.
Run away from there.
I ran away.
Why are there such lags?
Well, these are not my lags, you need to reboot this page.
Either reboot the page, or something else.
Yes, by the way, young man, I wanted to know about the enemy.
F**k, once again you say so, I'll take off your glasses and... You came to the address.
Yes, it's about me.
So... Something, in my opinion, I do not have enough to find nicknames.
The villain.
What does it mean?
Why 600?
What is it?
600 bad skills?
The villain.
The killer.
The godlike.
The liberator.
The druid.
And I think in general...
Why do I have different numbers everywhere and I can't find them anywhere?
Troublemaker, master rune, robber, blade, confectioner, damn it.
I can't find...
What the fuck is this?
Let's see what we have on the map.
Where do we need to go?
The map is just incredibly cool here.
You press three times, and they just increase constantly in the center.
Okay.
No, you can't.
Let's see what we have on the task.
A sick child.
A boy ate in Glushvili.
We need to go somewhere here, right?
Okay, let's go.
Dima, stop playing for a bad guy, this path is much more difficult than the path of a hero.
Yes, I do not agree with you.
The fine will be reduced from the situation of teleportation.
It seems to me that the fine will probably be reduced over time, depending on how much I go there.
Dima does not read the chat, Dima does not read the chat, Dima does not lie.
So, look, how much now?
No, fuck, 3750 is the total fine, but how much did you, of course, reduce?
Damn, well, let's go there, there's just nowhere else.
How long will the stream be?
The stream will be up to 8 hours.
You are just a river monster!
Ah, everything is fine, come on.
Well, in fact, imagine, I should have, blyat, 4 thousand, ported, gave a thousand.
What the fuck is this?
How does it work?
Come on!
It's a shame.
I almost cried.
So, okay, we're not going to suffer anymore.
As soon as we finish with this city, we'll give it to everyone.
Because you can't just act like that with us.
So, you don't have enough money for a title, just buy it.
Ah, what do you mean?
I didn't understand anything about the title now.
So, you can buy weapons here, right?
Hello, trade.
Please, get away from the goods.
What are they all fucking angry?
Damage plus 2.
How does it work?
What is the value of 136 and 138?
What the fuck does it mean?
Someone will explain to me what this shit means.
Look.
Here is 250, 150.
Here I have 150.
How much money do I have in total?
Please explain.
How much money do I have in total?
Ah, 874!
I don't understand one fucking thing.
The damage is 30 everywhere, right?
Ah, here it is, such a big damage.
There is a lack of power.
There was a katana somewhere, right?
Here is a bigger katana.
Ah, Optima is in stock, like the price.
Optima is in stock?
What kind of miracles are these?
So, let's say I buy a katana.
I bought it.
Now let's equip it.
Remember, in this city it is forbidden to wear weapons.
If you buy weapons, you will be given new ones.
Well, okay.
So I could buy a title.
So let's go back to him next time, to this title.
Let's go first shave and something else.
Hi, Dima, I watch your stream, blyat, in Russian.
Wrote in Russian and got drunk.
I know English, you know English, we know English very well and good job.
Yes, we know English very well, it's about us.
Where is the hairdresser?
Wait.
Where is the hairdresser?
So.
Yes, yes.
Fuck you without hands, you hear?
Get out of here.
Why are you all yelling at me?
Yeah, I think they don't like me, do they?
I don't know what I did to them, but I think I'm here... No.
They don't like me here.
Where is the fucking hairdresser?
Stop yelling at me, you hear?
Woo-woo!
Woo-woo, blyat, what did you think?
Woo-woo!
What the fuck?
Are you going to yell at me too now?
Huh?
How are you?
Fuck, I lost the hairdresser, I'm serious.
You're just bad.
Yes, I'm normal, what are you?
I'm normal, I don't have anything bad.
Now I need a hairdresser.
The face of the back is better than Kurochuk, because it's not so zoophilic.
Well, the face of the back sounds disgusting.
Dima on the teleporter writes how many minutes there will be a fine.
Ah, okay, remembered.
The beholder came out, will you review?
Yes, I don't know, I don't feel like it for some reason.
So, hello, you have a great display, please, in the same spirit, Jason Heuer said.
Well, okay, thank you, thank you.
We continue, we are not going anywhere, we are not running away.
Where the fuck is the hairdresser?
Here, here, here, anyway, look.
Well, of course, the hair dryer, your mother, hello.
what do we need a haircut to get married there in this to get married to a woman under a pot and there is a description of the quest, wait, wait, wait, I heard on the apple orchard, things began to disappear, I saw things on the apple orchard, I'm such a bald bearded man, go to the hairdresser and get a haircut from what kind of haircut,
Come on, mother.
In my opinion.
Sheriff's mustache, blyat.
No, wait, we need a haircut, first of all.
So, an ordinary haircut is not the same.
The hedgehog's haircut is also not the same.
Is it under the pot?
In my opinion, under the pot, yes, under the pot?
Under the pot, that's right, write under the pot, then okay.
Under the pot, once.
And the beard doesn't give a fuck, right?
Red rating, green discount.
Ah, okay, thanks.
That is, the price itself is 113, and since I'm an asshole, I still have plus 82, right?
Now I will read out this shit and everything will be fine.
So, are we going to steal the horn, no?
We'll take the sheriff's moustache, fuck, we'll take the sheriff's moustache, that's it, we'll take the sheriff's moustache.
Sheriff's moustache is awesome.
Sheriff's moustache is just fine, it's just mine.
That's it, let's get out of here.
Sheriff's moustache.
The traders are very nervous because of the attack of the bandits.
I'm a fucking sheriff, you know, I'm a sheriff.
Stop, this is a fucking sheriff.
I'm arresting you.
So, that's it, look, I bought you a jacket, and you can do chpokhin-zhokhin, in short.
What a blue sky!
Where did this roof come from?
So, what is this?
Oh, it came in the wrong direction.
A very important task awaits you in the guild.
Fuck off.
I have a chick here waiting for me.
It's okay.
Bitch, handsome.
Hello.
Get out of the way.
Pay attention to the heart of the main character.
It means that he finds you attractive.
The more sympathy, the bigger the heart.
Okay.
Try to flirt, give gifts, or use attractive expressions to diversify the devil's life.
It is better not to be aggressive, because few people know how it will end.
What?
What do you need?
Leave me alone.
Yes.
Oh, the heart is gone.
That's it?
Sorry, I don't understand.
I don't get it.
sorry i don't understand sorry i don't understand let's go to hell then she doesn't understand she doesn't understand half a year with you to explain what is standing she doesn't understand a dog like that it was necessary to pump this one like that and why pump it like that, where did you go to the pier, they said
Picture.
So I looked at the picture, that's all it was.
You said, you are tired of me, mother, you come on, decide, either we will fight with you, or you will not understand anything.
Walk with a heart, look.
This.
Hey.
Leave me alone.
You went to the ass today.
I don't understand.
This is he just ate a pie and cake, if anything.
So, the price changes depending on the seller, and the average price is indicated next to it.
Good.
Let's go to the pier.
And why do we need a pier?
I came to the pier.
There's nothing on the pier.
Oh, or we need to go to the man first and say, like, here, man, I cut my hair like that, is everything okay?
Good.
Good, no problem.
Where is this moron?
There he is.
I'm in relationship with Kurashchup.
That's how it is.
So, hello.
Oh, hello.
Your haircut is almost perfect.
Your daughter will be delighted.
Okay, but I forgot to say that she prefers men with beards, like on this card.
This is fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking
This is fucking normal.
So, wait, I'll ban a person now.
Oh, everything is already banned.
Thank you.
A person bans quickly.
Once and there is no person.
Excellent.
The chat is moderated by us.
We have a moderated chat.
We are all serious, fucking.
Top streamer in the world, fuck.
You just can't get enough of it here.
Ussiki pass in a panties, even baldness.
Well, you see, not all panties let us in, fucking.
Not all panties let us in, fucking.
A new, fucking, saying.
So.
You can't take it out, go fuck yourself like a chicken, seriously.
So, that's it, we make beards.
No, fuck, I need a beard.
For spam banned.
So, classic beard, fancy beard with beards.
Here, with beards we need.
Excellent.
And now again to the old one, right?
Blin, and the beards are normal, right?
Beards, beards, beards are generally good.
What's with the sound?
Normal with the sound.
Mousses are generally wonderful, I'm serious.
Dima, say Kirill and small hello, Kirill Vadimovich.
Kirill and small.
Who is so small?
Small, small.
So, you.
Vodafone, blyat.
Hello.
Good beard.
Here it tells me that you are trying to fuck me up, bald.
Very similar to what is needed.
Only your mustache is wrong.
My daughter... Fuck, what kind of mustache is that?
I will become with such mustache...
I will become with such mustache like the merchant who gives me candy for three gold coins.
For what can you get a ban?
For anything.
I mean, for everything that... Fuck, for everything that people usually get, but still get.
Advertising, spam, all sorts of shit.
Ha-ha, insults, fuck.
Negotiations, nationalistic, political, whore.
In short, don't do anything bad, everything will be fine.
So, I forgot what mustache is needed.
Why is it all closed?
What the fuck?
Did you hear what he was screaming?
He was screaming, chicken, save me, chicken, fuck.
So, Kuznets, let me sleep.
Can I sleep on someone's bed?
I don't give a fuck, right?
Okay, yes.
Time, time, yes, by the way.
What do you mean I slept?
Fuck, is it night there?
Or what's going on now?
The daughter needs to be treated, what kind of boyars with barrels.
Well, a hat is still needed for a boyar.
So it's not a whole boyar.
Oh, get away from me!
Fuck, I had to sleep again.
I just don't have enough money for a haircut, are you kidding me?
Fuck, I really don't have enough money for a haircut, maybe I should break her door?
Does anyone see me now?
One sees, look, someone.
Come on, get the fuck out of here, I'll break the door.
The guard sees me.
Sleep without people around.
By the way, yes.
I'm not Kuralyup, he's Kurashyup.
He's not Kurashyup.
What?
I'll call him like that, I'll buy myself a normal title and everything will be fine.
Horrible.
What the fuck are you doing?
Go fuck yourself.
I thought I was lost.
Here we are, fucking horror, horror, horror, horror.
Get out of here!
You can get banned for the moustache.
You can get banned for the moustache.
If you have moustaches that will prevent everyone from reading the chat, then you will also get banned for the moustache.
So seriously, do I have enough money for this now?
Oh, there's a lot of money there.
Oh, fuck, robbery, fucking cops, calm down, quiet.
B, damn it.
Okay.
Fuck, no.
Damn, if I pay him a fine now, I won't have enough for the moustache.
Opa, you missed, my friend, good.
You are so lame that it's a disaster.
Go to the tavern to sleep, it's already late.
Let me then go to the guild and roll back here.
This, probably, at least somehow will help me.
Guild of Heroes, let's say.
So, next to Polta... Spal... Spal... Next to... Blah-blah-blah.
Calm down.
What the fuck is this?
There should be a deadline next to the portal.
Look.
What time is it?
One minute to cancel the penalty.
Ah, one minute.
Well, okay.
One minute to one minute.
Okay.
I'll give you a great opportunity.
Let's buy a title for this minute.
Everything is fine.
Now, in short, we will buy ourselves... What title will we buy?
Well, why are you beating me too?
No!
I don't have money!
I don't do tasks, I don't do anything.
Wait, the penalty will pass.
I'm waiting, now it will end.
One minute!
What the fuck are you going to do?
Okay.
For now, look at this sexy mustache.
He can do this with these mustache, handsome.
It's not a fact, by the way, that I have enough money for a mustache.
For a task, a sick child is given 2k, perform it.
But if I don't have enough for a mustache now, then I'll go, of course, to perform it.
8000 online.
Where did the people come from?
Please explain.
6700.
Where did they go?
What's going on?
Before that it was 6700, then it became 8000, now it's 6700 again.
How do you like it, handsome?
Look at him in front of you.
He shows you how he is a fucking male warrior.
So, all bald beards, let's go.
Why are you hiding the stream?
I'm on the second channel from this one.
On the second channel, if you haven't subscribed to the second channel yet, there are streams.
There are already two that were, and this one will also be there.
Now they appear there the next day, maybe later, when the streams become more, more, more... More?
When the streams become more, do you understand?
More.
There are less, and there are more.
When the streams become more, and now they are less.
In short, you got me.
So, bought in top stream is good, this is yes.
So, we need moustache with you.
Yes, moustache of a merchant, you said so.
Merchants are very nervous because of the attack of bandits in the forest.
On these moustaches, sparrows can sit, you know, in the summer or when they, instead of wires, they can sit on these moustaches.
It will be the same.
They will sit in a row very beautifully.
Maybe some flies will sit next to them too.
He is lagging.
Yes, he can't lag, nothing.
But if he lags, then update the page.
You still need a hat and a guitar, blyat.
A black hat, yes.
I will still need a sword then, blyat.
Three friends and four horses.
It will be awesome.
You have a good taste in terms of moustaches and necks.
But it doesn't suit you again.
But to be honest, I don't give a damn what you look like.
And my daughter, too.
I don't have a daughter.
I just love to joke about heroes.
Have you seen yourself in the mirror?
Smiling.
However, you made fun of me, which is worthy of a reward.
Now step forward and shave.
A fiery monkey.
This is a tattoo.
That is, the man fucked me up.
I spent a lot of money.
We are now with you ... Let's pretend that we were very funny, that we are now just ... Ha-ha-ha!
Screamed, fuck, what a joke, funny, shit, straight shit.
Write in the chat, ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha, how funny, blyat!
Ha-ha-ha!
LOL!
Scream!
There are all these things.
Write in the chat.
Let the man be pleased that he is so cool, that he defeated the Gelo.
Defeated the Gelo, blyat.
He ran away already like a bald bastard, ran away already somewhere.
Ran away, such a bastard.
Hello, Dima, can I have a donation?
You don't need a donation alert.
If you have a huge desire to throw something somewhere, throw it in the super chat.
So that's it, that's good, we don't yell anymore.
He doesn't need it, it's too much for him.
Well, normal mustache, I just changed my hairstyle, and so in general it would be normal.
Let's make a normal hairstyle now.
Yes, stop bending in front of me, I did it a little.
Welcome Catherine Zagorskaya, a new V-subscriber who can use a smiley, I remind you, we have one smiley.
I cut it out myself in Photoshop so that you could watch it.
So, a horse's tail, a horse's tail, can you spin faster, please, a horse's tail.
Oh, fuck, the tail is like a horse's, look, in nature.
A shaved head, but it's not beautiful, classic.
Let's make a horse's tail, I'll be such a hero, you know, with a mustache.
Everything will stick out from my mustache.
Fucking beard will stick out, mustache will stick out like this, and the tail behind the horse.
Here will be fine.
This will be beautiful, look.
Oh, fuck!
I'm handsome.
You know, it's not a mustache, it's like a fish that swims to maintain balance.
These moustaches, in short, they support my balance.
That's it, let's go make a sick child.
I don't know how to fucking do it.
Find four fucking blue mushrooms in Albion and bring it somewhere.
I mean, where?
In what Albion?
Where to go?
Where to make strange mushrooms?
Just go to the exit?
Let's go to the exit, okay.
You don't need to yell with this appearance, it's a good, normal appearance, just normal.
Dimon, until what release of the wheels?
So far they go, I don't know.
He looks like a neighbor, say hello to the neighbor.
Yes, but no.
Swimmers on the...
I don't mean swimmers, but, blyat, zhukov, there are all sorts, someone else, they have a mustache, blyat, they keep them even, he is a slipper, he keeps his mustache even.
In the cities with trophies, the boast of popularity will increase.
Yes, what, do I have any trophies?
I don't think I have any trophies yet.
By the way, did you notice today?
So, April Kupryanezh played the game Cryostasis Leap of Reason, it seems to be normal.
No, I didn't play it.
Today, look, we have less people today, and then, blyat, 17 thousand, 16 thousand, 14 thousand.
Today there are 8 thousand, as I understand it, there are only people who want to play this game.
And, in principle, it's okay so far.
It's okay, I have time to read the chat, almost all of it.
And the stream on Undertale, genocide, someday ... Maybe, but you don't have to ask about it again.
And let's not ask about what will happen someday.
So, we need... Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
I have to go to the guild or what?
Fuck, to the guild, seriously?
Catch up with this bald-faced bastard, you're just like Dali, Dali, Dali.
So seriously, she's been laughing at me for a long time, I need to go somewhere, fuck.
Like, look, if this shit is drawn, where do I have it now, look, where is the mouse?
Look, this shit, it means that you need to go to the portal, right?
I understand, let's go to the portal.
I'm not Kuraschup, good.
Guild of Heroes, no.
Glushvili.
So, I need to go to Glushvili.
Don't screw me up.
Maybe in the gorge?
No, not in the gorge.
Fuck, Glushvili.
Where is Glushvili?
Ah, I mean, in Glushvili.
Is it in the city itself, so to speak?
In Gribit or what?
I don't understand it a little bit.
There is no more Glushvili in Glushvili.
Maybe we go here?
Although, put the katana, for sure, we need to put the katana.
I bought it.
I just went back now, right?
I'm lost, wait, I'm lost.
So, equipment, weapons, this shit and katana.
Oh, I'm a samurai now, I'll blow everything up for everyone here.
Let's go.
Why are they selling to me?
Who, mushrooms are being sold?
What did you want to say?
Wait.
What did you want to say?
Wait, what did you want to say?
So, fucker, tell me what I wanted to say.
And what kind of smiley is this?
VIP subscribers have a smiley, in short, which they can click and there is a smiley.
This is for subscribers.
For VIP subscribers there are smileys, I can add 4 more.
If today there were 6 more subscribers, then we will have 6 whole smileys.
Blue mushrooms need to be looked for in the boys.
Mushrooms, there is a fishing rod and a mushroom, pull it out, find it.
What?
For some reason, it seems to me that the blue mushrooms grow just somewhere, but if you pull them out with a fishing rod, then where do you need to take a fishing rod?
For the guild, you need an ear, an ear.
In the form of what?
A smiley?
Write someone a smiley in the chat.
Who has this smiley?
So that people see.
Write a lot of smileys.
If they work a lot.
I can write it myself, probably.
Now, wait, look, I'll write it myself, look, look, look, now I'll write it myself, look, now I'm writing it already, here.
Here, look, I wrote it myself, look, beautiful, oops.
Here, my little ones flew.
I wrote it myself, I can write it myself, yes.
Where the fuck will they find mushrooms?
I'm trying to find out in the chat where the mushrooms are sold.
A fishing rod in the forest.
What the fuck does a fisherman do in the forest?
Explain to me, please, what kind of fishing rod does a fisherman use in the forest?
Okay, what is it?
Oh, it's admiring the heroes!
That's how you should admire the heroes, huh?
Yo, Kupryunov, I have a DR, go, congratulations, thank you!
Well, what's with the DR?
Well, look at you, look at you, huh?
Fuck, but he has it very strong, how to say it?
He will never fall into life, he has fucking gravity on him, it just doesn't work, he's such a clown.
Where in the forest is the dealer?
I'm a little confused, how can I be a fisherman in the forest?
How is this possible?
Dima, when will you pass the DLC to Bloodborne?
The old hunter, when he passed the main game, promised that he would definitely play the DLC in the second part.
I don't know, I saw it completely, it's very difficult, I don't want to play it.
I will never pass it in my life.
Feed the slipper.
Okay.
Feed the slipper, Ksenia Altukhova will worry about the slipper.
So, the frog is a new subscriber, and most likely we already have 30 subscribers, and this means that we can still add another smiley.
That is, to today's one, well, which I have, a dude with a shiz on the meadow will not give a flu.
Yeah.
Does this mean on this observation deck?
Just if yes, then yes, if not, then no.
Is this a stream?
No, this is a video.
The video is just made on purpose, such a scam.
A video scam that pretends to be a stream.
In fact, this is just an ordinary video.
A very, very cruel scam.
You need to fish in the guild.
Blyat, you're confusing me.
Hello, hero.
Hello.
I need someone to guide me to the apple... We'll make a deal.
You'll get a quarter of the sum if you agree to guide me.
Okay, I agree to guide you.
Yes.
Will you guide me to the apple orchard?
Okay, I'll be looking for this hatchet for half a day.
Let's better go to the merchant and that's it.
To go on the way, use the gesture to follow me.
entering an unknown area I will talk whether we want me to stop use the gesture wait here well and until I forgot here is your advance you will get the rest when we get to the place yes ok no problem just try not to hurry too much otherwise I will not catch up with you
So, stand and go.
This gesture needs to be added somewhere, right?
Stand still.
So, skill journal.
This is Paebot.
Expressions.
Let the winds blow.
Flirt.
Laugh.
Dance.
Cossack.
Expressions.
Follow me.
Look, assign to 9.
Yes, look, stand on 8, go to 9, right?
Stand still.
What kind of sound is that?
Let's go!
Go ahead!
Stop!
Let's go!
What the hell is this?
Where is the task to find?
Like this.
Can I put it?
Increase?
Ah, so that's it.
Ah, wait.
Ah, here you can increase and understand what and where.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay!
I got it.
I knew it right away.
Seriously, I said, go there.
A little bit here.
So.
Dima, you're a cool youtuber.
Fable is awesome.
Look, you won't regret Gothic 3.
Gothic.
Gothic 3.
Gothic 3.
I know that Gothic...
I'll scratch my eye now.
I know that Gothic is a cool game.
I've never played it and I've never played it.
But I should.
Sergey Melchenko, Dmitry, hello, all the best, streams are top.
Well, of course, what else can be streams?
Top streamer.
Alexander Gulyaev, new subscriber, well done.
I will try, if someone is now suddenly offended by the fact that, for example,
I don't pronounce the name of the channel or the person's nickname.
So, wait, I lost the merchant somewhere.
If I don't pronounce the person's nickname, then it's just inexperience.
No, and that's it.
I'll get used to all this and everything will be fine.
Don't fuck, don't fuck, everything will be fine.
Everything will be fine.
So, you, this, mutozvon, are you coming with me or not?
Where is this merchant?
Who is my merchant?
Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well,
A very important task awaits you in the guild.
I'm telling you to stand, you hear me?
Stand.
That's it, great.
And now let's fuck off.
There, let's go, look, look at the chat, let's go, in short, spam in the chat with these, with smiles.
Oh, they're going to kill a man right now, they're going to kill a fucking man.
Calm down.
Who the fuck is this?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
Didn't expect such a faggot, huh?
Hey, don't touch my sword, dog!
What the fuck are you doing?
Kill him!
Wait, why are you in such a hurry?
I have a sword, I don't give a shit.
Good job.
Come with me.
No, wait, can I feed you or something?
Let's go.
Let's go.
One Grip in the beginning lies in the water.
For him, a fishing rod is needed.
Fuck, this is difficult, in short.
Let's leave it for the next episode.
Come on, don't fool around.
Wow!
Wow!
What a difficult guys, can you imagine?
Is the merchant alive there?
Will they kill him or what?
Oh, they will.
I thought he was already fucked up, can you imagine?
Yes, yes, yes, right.
Don't, don't.
Have you tried apple cider, farmer Isai?
No, bring it, we'll try it.
Okay.
Let them drink.
So, these are ordinary flies, why are they hiding the command?
Where is my ghost sword?
Come on, sword, help me.
What the fuck, I'm calling you, and you're not helping me, damn it.
Well, they quickly gathered the experience.
Okay.
Who are you?
Come on, sword, why don't you protect me?
Ha-ha-ha, nice sword.
Don't fool around.
Fuck, I should have put them on the gap, it would be more convenient, of course.
Where are you from?
I haven't been there, no.
Does Kupulinov only read VIP chat?
No, Kupulinov reads the whole chat.
I read all the chats.
Oh, look what the sword does to me, it kills everyone without me.
Nice, what does it call again?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
What the fuck is this?
Let's leave KV with a mushroom for the next time.
Oh, you shoot so fast, wow!
I think I cut off his head, look.
How?
Wait, you said you can fight with your head.
Give it to me, please.
What happened to him?
This is probably the city in which we started at the beginning, right?
Which is like this one.
The elixir of will gives the experience of will, not man.
Oh, it's like you can crush it and that's it?
Dmitry, hello, it's very cool, I'm with you from 114k.
Health, good luck and happiness to more subscribers.
Will you go to Igromir?
If yes, then when is the good luck?
No, I will not go to Igromir.
Thank you, one Stepan.
Svetik Semenikhin, Dima, do you think you can make a cooperative on stream?
Fuck me, Gvozdiko, better.
Someday I plan, yes, probably.
But not now.
You will die now.
I was already fucked up by one, so I don't need it here, got it?
Oh, bastard!
Good.
That is, that's how it is, right?
I, in short, brought him.
And he's like, no, you're like ... You did everything wrong, so no reward.
I had to deal with him in a boyish way, because that's not how it's done.
If you already wanted, as if you already offered, then you don't fuck my brains.
Let's go back to the guild again.
As I understand it, we have ...
Some kind of normal task should have appeared there anyway.
I'm doing something, doing something, and in the end money does not appear normally, no?
Good.
And now, probably, you can pump something already.
I'm not going to get angry at all, right?
So, let's say, look, let's go to the magic again, let's look at the Berserk.
Ah, that is, now I can take it, right?
It costs 1606.
Well.
So, I bought it, right?
I bought it, okay.
I now have 907 left.
Shield, only for good deeds, it's not for me.
Body composition.
So, what else can we have here?
The less damage you get from enemy strikes.
Yeah, I carried a weapon strike.
Come on, okay.
Damn, and I don't understand, how much do I have in total?
Oh, is it all spent at all or what?
I have 778.
Ah, I got it.
Almost, probably, but a little bit.
But not a little bit.
Okay, now my Berserk.
Now you know more than two spells.
Press left shift to see them.
Move the wheel of the mouse wheel or just press O to scroll through the list.
Okay, I got it.
So, where is our Berserk?
Let's put it on the panel.
It will probably be much more convenient.
Skills.
Berserk.
Assigned to the panel.
Let's set it to 1.
Come on.
Oh, it's so huge, look at it!
It's so big, look at it!
It's so huge, look at it!
It's so huge, look at it!
It's so huge, look at it!
It's so huge, look at it!
It's so huge, look at it!
It's so huge, look at it!
It's so huge, look at it!
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It's so huge, look at it!
It's so huge, look at it!
It's so huge, look at it!
It's so huge, look at it!
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It's so huge, look at it!
It's so huge, look at it!
It's so huge, look at it!
It's so huge, look at it!
It's so huge, look at it!
It's so huge, look at it!
It's so huge, look at it!
It's so huge, look
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I saw.
Thank you all who came.
Thank you all who were.
Thank you all who are.
Thank you all who will come next time.
Next time when it will be, I do not know yet.
In short, you can...
you know how to check somewhere in the area there at 5 o'clock maybe in the evening the channel if there is an announcement of the stream, then most likely it will hang somewhere in half an hour before the stream if there is no then not the fact that the stream will not be shorter somewhere well somewhere so you need to somehow follow all this and watch it all I don't know when exactly and I don't know how exactly but I want to be more often I want to constantly just sit and play from nothing to do and
So, everyone, until the next stream, everyone quickly watch the video, if you did not watch today's vidos, in general, everything will be fun, and tomorrow everything will be fun, and tomorrow will be in general, by the way, I say, oh, what will be tomorrow, blyat, what will be tomorrow, you can not imagine.
Therefore, wait for tomorrow, and thank you all again for coming, see you all, bye.
Yes, I always forget that here my camera itself does not turn off.
The camera itself does not turn on, so I went.
Where should I turn off OBS?
Let's do it like this.
So, OBS.
Wait, where is he?
Here he is.
That's all, in short, everyone, goodbye.






