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Line up, front kick, jab, reverse punch.

Ready, one.

Back, three, two.

Back, eight, three.

We got hurt with that.

Back, eight, four.

Come on, get the weight forward.

Five.

Back, eight, six.

Yes, Woody, what is it?

May I join the class, sir?

You know what time class starts.

All right, do ten push-ups and fall in.

You people are at attention.

Don't move.

Nice going, Woodpecker.

Eat it.

All right, pair up.

Keep those knees up.

Come on, people.

Recoil.

Keep those arms in and recoil.

On arm.

Come on, drive those kicks in.

People aren't letting up.

Who's that old dude?

Oh, that's JJ, our grandpa.

Keep it moving.

Okay, get up and get back in line.

All right, come on, move it.

Attaboy, attaboy.

Nice fake.

Keep it moving.

Good.

Good punch.

That's the third time I told you, you keep leaving yourself open for that punch.

Attaboy, attaboy.

How many of you will be going to the demonstration on Saturday?

I thought you guys are going fishing with your grandfather.

We are.

The lake's right by the retreat.

Super.

Okay, now the master's going to be there.

Check all the studios.

I want you people to be the best.

Now clear your minds for meditation.

Contemplate the face of darkness.

Touch the face of darkness and you know it.

Nice to see you guys again.

So, how you been, J.J.?

Oh, I've been all right for an old man.

You know, an old man, he feels pretty good sometimes, and sometimes he doesn't.

When did you get this band, J.J.?

Oh, had it quite a while.

Figured he was newly on weekends, and I liked it so much, I sold my home.

Don't you get bored from just fishing?

No.

Miss you too, guys.

Your mom and dad.

But bored?

Never.

And after all those years' work, one day you find yourself free.

Family grown or gone.

Well, it can be mighty attractive just to sit, think, fish, sing a couple of songs, read a book.

And just me.

Wow, look at that.

It's that hot.

Way to travel, baby, way to travel.

I hope you don't mind Woody's little spazz attacks.

Oh, now look, that's very impressive.

But this old baby, he's a precursor of RVs like that.

Come again?

Precursor, the first one, the original item.

Kind of like you, huh, JJ?

I don't know about that.

Nice to see you boys again.

How soon are we gonna get there?

Would you believe maybe next February?

Your father took the wrong turn.

Again?

Connie, just give me another Perrier, will you?

Ruth, I know it's out of character, but maybe you can just sort of glance at the map and try to help figure out where we are.

Here, Daddy.

I didn't shake it this time.

Pop it up, Ruth.

Damn it.

Oh, my God, what's happened?

We just went off the road.

That's what's happened.

You're plopping the map all over, and she's pouring Perrier in my lap.

Perfect driving conditions.

I didn't do it on purpose, Daddy.

Don't try to reason with your father, Carol.

Ruth, I'm doing my best to make this work out between us, but...

But what?

I just think I'm entitled to a little more consideration, that's all.

Now, Rufus, I think I'm entitled to a little moral consideration.

That's better.

Come on.

Okay.

I've got a CB room.

I've got a radio telephone.

Honey, where are you going now?

Is Rufus after May?

Yes.

Don't wander off too far.

Hey, Rufus, wait up!

So, first we figure out where we are, right?

We get some help, then we're home free.

So, how do we figure out where we are?

Rufus, wait for me.

Rufus!

Rufus!

Come on.

That rotten, rotten thing.

Rupert!

Daddy!

Mommy!

Mama!

Mommy!

Mommy, a bear!

Back there!

A man?

Did he hurt you, baby?

He jumped at me.

He growled, just like Frankenstein or something.

A man?

Y'all watch what I'm doing now.

It's a bear!

Don't he look scary?

Sure scared the hell out of that little girl back there.

What little girl?

Prissy Bridges about, yeah, I had a little doggy with her.

I was standing behind the tree.

Just a minute, just a minute now.

Where this little girl come from?

Some big old shiny bus up on the roadways.

That's where she ran off to.

I was standing behind the tree.

Carly, you all better find out what that's all about.

And you all simmer down here.

Yes, ma'am.

Scare decent folks to death where you behave.

Yes, ma'am.

All the circuits are still busy in this damn thing.

Watch where they see me.

I'm trying.

Smokies are trucks or something, aren't they?

Smokies are highway patrol cars, Will.

Smoky bears?

Hello?

Hello?

Help, we need some Smokies.

Daddy!

That's the guy that scared me, the big guy, see?

Oh, they're hill people, Carol.

Okay, you two stay here and lock the doors behind me.

Okay.

I know how to talk to these people.

Just keep cool.

Even if they jump us with knives or guns or... Carol, do you mind?

I'm gonna lock the door.

You took a ride about three miles too soon.

That lake is up over top of them hills.

Let me see it.

That ought not to be too hard to get some good rocks under them wheels.

If you put them rocks just right, you can pop this sucker right back out on the roads.

If you can get this rig back on the road, it'd be worth $50.

How's that sound?

That sounds real generous to me.

Nancy, pull me up some rocks from down there.

Yes!

Yes!

Let's see what we got here.

Nuts and raisins.

Carrot chip cookies.

Sesame sticks.

I'm sorry, Grandpa, but I just can't eat this natural shit.

It's got a great vocabulary for a fifth grader, don't you think so?

I'm sorry.

I won't say shit anymore.

You know, when your dad was young, we had a system.

He used to make up his own cuss words.

What were some of the cuss words you used?

Well, let me see.

Souffle was one.

You got a lot of usage out of souffle.

Souffle?

Come on.

Let's set up camp.

Hey!

Lassie!

Just give me the juice!

It's okay, Rufus.

He ain't getting here.

You guys sure knew what to do.

So, here you are.

We don't see a lot of big bills up around here.

Who's that old, hairy, hippie-looking guy coming?

Listen, I want to thank you again very much for your help.

Hey, listen here.

You think it'd be okay if me and my brother just took a quick peek inside?

I hate to ask you, we ain't never seen a rig like this before.

Well, I...

I don't...

Thank you.

Is that a telephone?

That's the telephone.

You must be a doctor.

No, I'm just a businessman.

Just a little out of his element, that's all.

How much did all this go?

Oh, top of the line, complete.

Oh, 66, 67.

67?

With thousands of dollars?

Well, it's got everything.

Biggest generators going, CB, 8-track stereo console, microwave oven, trash compactor in the back.

Now, take a look real quick here.

Ma'am?

Scary little dog you got there, Missy.

Carl, look at this.

You'll be surprised at this.

Thank you.

Now, you remember all them directions that I gave you?

I sure will.

Hey.

Ciao.

Ciao.

Yeah!

Come on, Woody.

Come on, Woody.

Give me a hand with this firewood.

You!

You!

It's a flame!

He's coming back.

So what are you clowns doing out here in your pajamas?

I'll be seeing you again, because nobody called me Siffle and live to tell about it.

Big mouth.

It's good.

Is it, Gramps?

Well, it tastes a lot like meat.

Then why isn't it meat?

Well, you don't have to eat it if you don't want to.

The only problem is that's all we've got.

But you don't have to eat it if you don't want to.

Through the lips, over the gums, look out, stomach, because here it comes.

Mmm!

Hey, it's not the one we saw on the road.

Looks a lot like it.

Wonder what took him so long.

Probably stopped off at McDonald's or something.

Think of this man to be a government man?

No.

His hair's too long and he favors too much.

I think he's a businessman, like you said.

Bring me that, Charles.

Just go over there, Mama.

Can you get?

Let me give you a hint.

Get off my table.

What's he going on about?

Oh, they had a flush toilet inside.

A flush toilet?

My, my.

What was you two doing inside?

Well, I kind of invited us in for a little look-see.

Well, that was good work, Polly.

Guy must have been a damn fool.

Anything in there Hollis paid good money for?

Yes, ma'am.

Like what?

They got a CB radio, and they got a tape player, and a colored TV, and AM, FM radio.

They got a whole bunch of stuff.

My God.

They camped just over the ridge by the lake.

That's so.

You boys got any plans for tonight?

No.

Probably nothing to do except see Star Trek at 7 o'clock.

No plans at all tonight, ma'am.

Yeah, that's what I figured.

Eeyoy!

Watch out!

He's got a knife!

Side up front kick to the gut.

Quick wrap to the eye.

Inside kick to the stomach.

Fast groin shot.

Stepping back kick.

Jab punch.

Woody, you're gonna be taking some hits, too.

I'll be right back.

I'm just going for a walk, okay?

Barefooted?

Now, wait a little, lady.

It's all the poison ivy and funguses and dog doo around here.

You just march back in there and put some shoes on.

You never let me do anything.

What a baby, you know.

Don't put so many moves together.

When you crowd in like that, you weaken your defense.

Yes, but with the right attack, you don't need a good defense.

Where'd you get these weird ideas?

Well, like if I open with a flying kick.

You're not ready for a flying kick.

Oh, yeah?

You see that branch?

Can you believe it?

All the circuits are still busy.

Where's Carol?

I don't know.

Well, when's the last one?

I'll go.

You watch the stakes.

Is that your van?

Yes.

It's cute.

Yeah.

It's the pre, uh, the pre, uh...

The precursor of the ones like yours.

The what?

The precursor.

The first.

The original.

Come on, get a towel.

You going to the hootenanny tonight?

Sure, are you?

I want to.

I don't know if my parents will let me, though.

They never let me do much of anything.

Carol, where have you been?

Right here.

Mom, this is, uh... J.J., glad to meet you.

Hi.

Come on, Carol.

Your father is watching our state.

Bye, whatever your name is.

It's Carol.

Carol!

We've been here five minutes, and you're already sneaking off and taking up with the Beverly Hillbillies or whoever those bizarre-looking people are.

They're nice, Mom.

You know, they're fans to the curve of ours.

The what?

You know, the first.

Oh, God.

Dick!

Dick!

Honey, I'm sorry.

It's an emergency.

Wendell says we've got a real hairy situation developing in this Pitka account.

You have an even hairier situation developing right here.

Honey, be reasonable.

I don't think it's reasonable to spend your life on the telephone and never have any time left over for your family.

What the hell do you think I'm doing up here?

I'm a million miles away from civilization.

I'm forced to spend my life on the telephone.

If I didn't spend my life on the telephone... Well, you're not going to spend my life on the telephone or Carol's life.

I've burned a couple of steaks so you have a coronary dinner.

Well, don't you want what you're doing?

Uh, hold on, Wendell.

I've got a bit of a situation developing here.

We'd get more steaks, you know.

Oh, it's not the steaks.

It's everything.

Oh, well, that narrows you down.

Listen, the last time we had this whole idea, your mother said you couldn't come.

And you came because it wasn't my fault.

I could come.

I've done everything I know how to do.

I don't know how to do anything more than it is that I've already been doing.

You got it.

You got it.

Well, I'm going to the hoot, Nanny.

Anybody want to come?

It's always you who's done everything.

I want to go.

Sure, you can come.

Hey, you want a ride?

Sure.

Is there enough room for both of us?

Sure.

Good morning.

Who's nanny?

So am I.

Can I pedal?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

You are lost and gone forever.

Forever is right.

Let's try this one, girls.

Like she was.

And her shoes were number nine.

That's pretty.

That's pretty.

Come on, let's sing it with me.

Come on, it's okay.

Come on, let's do it.

Come on, come on.

Here we go.

Oh, my darling.

Oh, my darling.

Oh, my darling.

You are lost and gone forever.

Forever is right.

Oh, my darling, oh, my darling, oh, my darling Clementine, you are lost and gone forever, dreadful time.

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Well, I know we've got a lot of good singers.

Paige, see my dog?

No, did you lose him?

Better go look for him.

I'll go with you.

Sure, if you want to.

I'll go too.

All right.

Everybody form a circle and let's do the Hokey Pokey.

Come on.

It's pretty hokey, but do it anyway.

Can you believe it?

The Hokey Pokey.

Somebody call us doing this on roller skates.

because it looks hokey.

Are you ready?

Okay, fans, let's hit it.

Right foot.

You put your right foot in, you take your right foot out.

Let me have another hit.

Let's go, Boogie.

I'll look over in that area.

You look over there.

I'll look over by the modern home.

Hey, what's the name?

Rufus.

Rufus!

Rufus!

You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around.

Rufus!

You called?

You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around.

That's what it's all about.

Another!

Rufus?

You put your backside in, you take your backside out.

You put your backside in, and you shake it all about.

Rufus.

Rufus.

What's wrong?

You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around.

That's what it's all about.

That's the way to do it.

What was that?

What?

I didn't hear nothing.

Come on.

Well, good evening.

Oh, hi.

I didn't mean to be so abrupt this afternoon.

Oh, it's cool.

I'm J.J.

I'm Dick Forbidger.

This is my wife Ruth.

Well, sounds like he's over there.

Go get Carol, okay?

And tell her to bring the flashlight.

Okay.

You haven't by chance seen our daughter around yet?

Well, it seems to me I saw it go off of my grandsons a few minutes ago.

...popular religious resort.

Closer to home, 63-year-old Albert Skuntz of Wasco bought him off the diamond ring while fishing at Bass Lake 12 years ago.

Yesterday, while fishing at the same spot, he railed in a nine-pound rubber boat.

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I wasn't stealing anything, JJ.

Carol said she'd be at the motorhome.

So I went there, and Zack went the other way.

That's where we heard the dog.

Somebody was in that motorhome.

Well, it wasn't me.

You were coming out when we got there.

Yeah, because Carol wasn't there.

What about the radio and the flashlight?

I found the radio on the ground, outside.

I was gonna use the flashlight to help Carol find her dumb dog.

Boy, remind me not to be a good Samaritan, will ya?

Which way did Zack go, Woody?

Want me to show you?

Yeah.

Come on, let's go.

Get her out of here.

I'll take care of this one.

I'm sure it's this way.

Dad!

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Max!

Carol!

Carol, where are you?

Where could she have gone?

If your grandson is responsible for this.

You stop right there, mister.

No, you stop.

If my daughter doesn't show up damn quick, I'm going to put in a call to the sheriff.

Come on.

What a nerd.

What's he blaming us for?

Well, he's got to blame somebody.

Now, let's keep looking.

Zack!

Zack!

Shit.

Come on.

Y'all stay where y'all are.

It's a long way down.

Don't hurt my dog!

Don't hurt my dog!

Carol!

Please, Dick, let's call the authorities.

I'll go.

You keep looking, okay?

Don't worry, honey.

We'll find her.

Whoop!

Almost dropped the bag, the doggy bag.

Got it?

It's a hot dog.

Won't Mama be surprised?

I know it, yes.

I can't hardly wait to see the look on her face.

Oh, God!

Kidnapping is a federal offense.

That's FBI stuff.

Well, it was an accident, Ma.

She just walked in on us.

Well, if you think I'm going to spend the rest of my life in jail on account of you two, you just got another thing coming.

Well, it was Yancey's idea.

I didn't know... Stop, you two.

Stop it.

Oh, that hurt, Ma.

That hurt.

Shut up, you beller.

We did it all for you, Mama.

All for you.

That's true, Ma.

We did.

I was going to take you to Las Vegas.

I was going to take you to see Wayne Noon just like you always wanted.

That's true, Ma.

Crossed my heart.

Oh, that big old camper of theirs cost him 67,000 bucks.

Now, he told me so himself.

Now, if he can buy that, well, his bank account must be just chock full of money.

I was gonna take a seat at slot machines.

I swear it was my money.

We could get that man some money and be gone out of here before anybody know that.

Thong gone and freeze the wind.

What do you think, Ma?

Oh, it hurts, Mama.

Oh, go get some ice and put it on that thing.

Wayne Newton, huh?

Woody!

I'm over here.

I'm taking a leak.

Well, come on.

We better tell them about Zach.

I don't understand why the sheriff didn't come himself.

I'm his deputy, Mr. Forbinger.

I'm a qualified officer of the law.

I've handled runaways many times previous to this occasion.

And besides, the sheriff has a bad case of heartburn.

She's not a runaway.

My grandson's missing, too.

You'll have to wait your turn, please.

I only have two hands and one pencil.

But they were together.

Yeah.

She went off to look for the dog.

And then we went off to look for the dog.

And then we heard the dog barking.

If you don't mind, we'll start with a complete description.

Name's Rufus.

Unusual name for a little girl.

Rufus is the dog.

Oh, I see.

Look, she's about five feet tall.

She's 12 years old.

That's old for a dog.

We're talking about our daughter, Carol.

Forget the dog.

You know, officer, I think what you should do is form a search party and go out and find her.

Listen, folks, could you excuse me for a minute?

I have to make a phone call.

Margaret?

Hi.

Give me the sheriff, please.

Hello?

It's me.

Listen, I'm up to the short hairs here.

You think you can come over and give me a hand?

Thanks, Dad.

They gotta come out sometime.

Unless they went out another way.

When you have touched the face of darkness and you know it, the face becomes light.

Shit!

Who's there?

Is there somebody there?

Hello?

Oh, my darling.

Oh, my darling.

Oh, my darling Clementine, you are lost.

Lost and gone forever.

Dreadful sorry.

I don't see why you have to cut up my arches.

Well, I told you, it's for the ransom note.

Ma, can't you just write them down?

No, no, it's too easy to identify the handwriting.

Now, this the way it could be anybody who sits.

Now, where's that flower thing you took off in there?

Right here in my pocket.

All right, give it to me.

This thing will sure prove we got her.

Pretty smart thinking, Yancey.

Take after you, Mama.

Don't push it, son.

How you gonna send the note, Mom?

My, you're a pistol.

Frankly, there's not much we can do about it till daylight.

In the morning, I'll get the boys down from the forestry service.

Fish and game department, they know the hell out of this country.

Oh, boy.

Don't ever eat chili out of a dented can.

That's my advice.

Give me some of that coke, Lester.

What can we do?

Nothing, thanks.

I'll be all right directly.

What can we do about our daughter?

Hey, I know how you feel, both of you.

And I know you're worried.

But with my experience and my expertise, I can tell you one thing right now.

Neither one of them kids is in a speck of danger.

Now, the best thing for you all to do is to get some sleep.

And when it's light, we'll find them for you.

I'm sorry, Sheriff.

I can't wait till it's too late.

I'll bet you dimes the doughnuts those kids aren't lost at all.

Most likely out in the bushes playing grab-ass.

Well, thank you very much, Sheriff.

You're a real souffle.

Come on, Woody.

Get him in the bag.

Yes, ma'am.

Get him in there.

And you be sure they get him.

Because if they don't get him, we're up that creek without a paddle.

And you be careful.

Sure looks like his dad.

Except for his nose.

And his grandfather's nose.

There's no question about it.

No question at all.

Quiet as a dead frog.

Hurry back, Harley.

Care for some parking, dear?

No, thanks, buddy.

Well, you don't know.

You don't know.

Wow.

Come on.

Up there.

Come here, boy.

Come here.

Give me sugar.

Come here, you sweet thing.

Come on.

That's me, Uncle Carl.

Ruth?

Ruth, come here.

I don't care what time it is, Sheriff.

You call the FBI and get your ass up here.

My daughter's been kidnapped.

Where's Gigi?

We gotta get her out of there.

I don't know.

I fell asleep.

We can't wait.

Come on.

Could be somebody's playing a weird joke.

Don't cry, Mrs. Forbinger.

I called the FBI myself and swear to God they're on their way.

Didn't I, Dad?

I put in that call myself.

Yes, he did.

He sure did.

I'm glad you did, because now my other grandson's missing.

I left Woody sleeping while I looked for you folks.

I came back, he was gone.

Well, Las Vegas!

Here we come!

Now y'all just stop your bailing.

We gotta figure out a diver... We gotta figure out a diversion.

A way to get the ransom money.

A dare?

What's a dare?

Diversion.

Diversion.

Like they think you're gonna do one thing and you do a different thing to distract them.

Is that right, Mom?

That's right, Carly.

That's exactly right.

And we gotta be quick and we gotta be bold.

Look at that, Carl.

I diversed them.

I diversed old Carl, didn't I, Ma?

I'm gonna divers the two of you if you don't settle down and bid this.

Now, wipe that stuff off.

Oh, God.

Yes, sir.

Can we help you?

Sheriff, we're with the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

Thank God.

Sure glad you made the scene.

There's been mighty weird stuff coming down here.

Well, suppose we start looking.

That old guy talks like that.

Lena.

Are we lost?

No.

It's right here.

So this is it, huh?

Yep.

Say, guess what, kid?

Zap.

We got your daughter Kapow.

Want her back?

Let's trade.

$25,000 and the jug is yours.

Obviously, dealing with a very subtle mind here.

Meanwhile, put the dough at the top of Bingham's Point at 3 PM.

Bingham's Point.

They couldn't have picked a better place for them.

Strange nomination of my grandsons.

I was just thinking the same thing myself.

Can you two have the $25,000 here by this afternoon?

It's on the way.

So my position.

Mr. and Mrs. Forbinger, our main concern is the safety of your daughter.

And anything else comes second, including the apprehension of the kidnappers.

But let me tell you one thing between you and me.

We intend a nail.

Carol!

Here, back here.

That was her.

Come on.

Carol.

Watch out.

No, stop.

Hey, drop in any time.

Are you OK?

Still in one piece.

So far.

How'd they get you over there?

There's a bar down the tunnel.

But watch out.

The pit goes really far down.

No shit, Sherlock.

Base camp, here comes the candy.

Roger.

Bombs away!

Bullseye, Woody.

City sent.

Come on, Carol.

It'll hold.

Take my hand.

Excuse me.

Hold on, Carol!

Zack, back up and I'll grab you.

Come on.

You can do it, Zack.

Come on, Zack.

You can do it.

Thanks.

Anytime.

Meanwhile, three heart attacks later.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

I guess we'll have to go and get some help.

One of us ought to stay.

Gee, I wonder who that's going to be.

Here, don't get lost.

I'll be back as fast as I can.

Don't worry, the kid's a pro.

Station one to base camp.

Yeah, base camp, go ahead.

We have a kid in a karate suit moving west toward the campground.

Over.

First you inhale really deep, and then let it out like an explosion.

Go on, try it.

Hi-ya!

Great!

A plus.

Just remember that next time you get kidnapped.

Hi-ya!

Hi-ya!

Hi-ya!

Tried to help her, but the plank broke.

Woody's with an owl.

I'll show you.

Is she all right?

She wasn't hurt?

Just a little scared.

Anything else you can tell us about that cave she's supposed to be in?

Just what I already said.

There's a cliff at the entrance.

I went up there.

I could look down right on it.

Kincaid's mine.

Kincaid's mine?

No way.

There's no pit in there.

There's got to be.

Oh, Dad, I know Kincaid's mine as well as I know my own space.

I used to take Cindy Goggins up there and...

I think we need to take a look.

Let's go.

Son, you stay right here.

Okay, you ready for this one?

This one will really freak you out.

Ready, here goes.

Wow, how'd you do that?

I didn't.

That's my old pal.

How do you like it?

Woody!

Woody!

Freeze, you little shithead, or I'll send you straight to hell!

Yes.

Get another board up here.

All right.

Come on!

I wouldn't say it was a wild goose chase, but I wouldn't want to take no bets on it.

Well, now you don't want to forget your watch.

You don't know what time it is.

It's not much further.

Jesus.

They were here.

What'd they do, fly out?

Fail any suggestions?

No.

I don't understand.

We better quit wasting time and get back to serious business.

I tell you, they were here.

And I'm telling you to stay out of this investigation, or we're going to hold you personally responsible.

Son, I certainly appreciate your concern, but now you better leave it up to the pros.

Seems to me you've left enough up to the pros already.

What?

No, no, no, I was just talking to myself.

That way I can be assured of at least one listener.

Let's get back to base camp.

Yeah, you go on.

We'll go back on our own.

They were here, G.J.

I know, Zack.

Well, maybe, maybe they got out some other way.

Maybe they're on their way to camp right now.

They couldn't have gotten out by themselves.

Well, if something really did happen, Woody would have left some kind of signal.

Oh, come on.

Maybe we haven't looked deep enough.

Come on.

What are you doing?

This way.

We can find our way out.

Look, we've got to do it, Ma.

We can't leave no witnesses.

Tell me over this way.

They won't even feel nothing, I swear it.

Yeah, but I keep thinking about when you were a yancy little boy.

Toe-heads both of you.

Chocolate smeared every which a ways on your chin.

I wonder what I would have done today if somebody kidnapped my boys and you never come home.

That's right, Ma.

Why, yeah, she'd have never gone to the state hospital.

And I'd have lost him six years in jail.

Well, I missed you, Carly.

And who knows?

You might have gotten that boarding house you always wanted.

And Pa, he might not have took off the way he did.

I'm beginning to see your point.

Hell, we might even be doing them kids' folks a favor.

They're going to bump us off.

Not if I can help it.

Tell us something.

Now, this homing device is actually a very powerful radio transmitter.

Our mobile receiving stations can track it for over three miles.

And as soon as the kidnappers make the pickup, wham, we're going to be tracking them.

The rest of us are just going to have to play by ear because it's impossible to track that entire terrain.

There's one thing I have to insist on.

And what's that?

I'm going to make the delivery.

I'm sorry we can't allow that.

That's our job.

It's our daughter, Hunsford.

Mr. Forbinger, I understand how you feel.

No, I don't think you do understand.

I don't think the situation affects you personally in any way whatsoever.

Well, that's all she wrote on that line.

Look.

It's Carol's.

I'm positive.

We must have gone through there.

Let's go.

Maybe there's another way out.

I knew there was another way out.

I wonder, that old house, do you think maybe...

I don't know.

Let's go down and take a closer peek.

Okay, now you got the sack.

Right here.

The dynamite.

Yes, ma'am.

Now you let Collie carry that.

I never get to take care of the dynamite, Mama.

Well, you can carry the mask.

Ha, ha, I can carry the mask.

You need the mask.

Where are the gloves?

Uh, check.

All right, and the shotgun?

Check, check, check.

Here we go.

That's it, baby.

Now all we need is a good luck kiss.

Get off of me, Death Breath.

You're gonna hurt my glasses.

Yes, yes, stop it, stop it.

Now listen.

You ain't running no hot cars tonight... as it's our first real break we ever done had.

So now, settle down, think straight, and follow the plan.

Before you know it...

We'll be in Las Vegas just a-shakin' the dice.

Yes, ma'am.

What do you think, son?

I didn't get a good look at them, but I'll bet you anything it's them.

That probably means that...

Woody and Carol are in the house.

We got to go in there and get them.

No, we got to get the police.

They don't believe us.

They don't believe us when you give them that.

Now, go on.

I'll stand guard here.

What's the matter?

Nothing.

I sure have been getting a lot of exercise.

Hurry.

Go on.

Bingham's Point.

So that's where the kidnappers want the money delivered?

Yes, sir.

Well...

We know where, but we don't know how until our money man gets to the top.

How accessible is that spot in the rear?

Great if you're a mountain goat.

Well, I think you better round up all your mountain goats, Sheriff.

We'll send them back there and hope for the best.

Yes, sir.

It's almost time.

You all set the track of briefcase?

Right.

Let him look.

Come on, Ed.

You ready?

Ready as I'll ever be.

Let's go.

Hold it!

There's no way we can get to the point from here.

I'll go to the point, and you do the T version.

Excuse me, have you seen the FBI or the cops?

I can't find them anywhere.

FBI?

Have you seen them?

FBI?

Oh, never mind.

I'm right behind you.

Come on, we'll try it the other way.

Where the heck are they?

I could just find some help.

Gotta practice my driving sometime.

Hey!

That's my kid!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey, guys!

Hey!

Hey!

My kid!

My kid!

Hey!

Hey!

Sir.

The signal.

It's moving.

What the hell's Niles doing?

I didn't tell him to go yet.

Niles!

Right here, sir.

What are you doing here?

Uh, well, I was talking to...

The signal's moving.

What?

Where's the briefcase, Niles?

Uh, well, I... Dan!

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Cool it, guys.

I'll handle this.

So we meet again, pajama man.

It's a kid.

Hey, fellas.

Look what I got here.

Mr. Pajama.

Aah!

Aah!

The briefcase is moving again.

Niles, Niles, the pickup's been made.

We're moving up there.

Let's think we're stupid or something.

FBI, secret cave, kidnappers.

It's true.

Don't let me buy.

Check this, Bruce Lee Jr. What are you gonna do if we don't let you buy?

What are you gonna do?

Ha, ha, ha.

Ha, ha, ha.

Hey, I think he's kind of cute.

He's not only cute, he's good.

Steve, park that crate.

What?

Hey, we can get you where you're going in half the time.

You mean you're gonna help me?

Who knows?

Someday one of my brothers might be in trouble.

Oh, Carly.

Carly.

You got it?

Yeah, I got it.

I got it.

What about the two birds?

Hey, look, Herman.

Just hold your breath and count to five.

Ha-ha.

Yoo-hoo.

Las Vegas, here we come.

Yoo-hoo.

That's number one.

All right, all right, come on, it's all clear.

Yeah.

That's number two.

Yo, girls, this might be too jockin' day.

You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around.

That's what it's all about.

Here's our turn up ahead.

You put your tush in, you put your tush out.

Where's the mic?

This is Inspector Lunsford.

I want all available men, all available vehicles.

As long as they're within a three mile radius of here, we've still got a chance of stopping with a roadblock.

Get rid of that thing.

What's happening?

They've turned around.

Great, then we got them.

I'm going to the roadblock.

That's what it's all about.

Uh-uh.

Oh, it's going to be good to get back home.

The signal is moving along Route 40 toward Highway 55.

Over.

Roger.

Roadblock in position.

We'll advise.

Looks like they're coming our way, boys.

My favorite groups is TUSH.

All right, out of the car.

Out of the car.

Hands above your head.

Turn around.

Get your hands up.

All right, where is it?

Two punches.

Key eye on the second punch.

Ready?

One!

Two!

Three!

Five!

Hado!

Line up.

Be seated.

In your order.

You all know your order.

Let's go.

Move quickly.

Dog a little bit.

Move it up.

Next group, start moving.

Mr. Ball?

Calm your mind, students.

Oh, without calm, there can be no concentration.

Now, we'll have a demonstration from some of your instructors.

Mr. Johnson.

All right.

Come on, Drag.

Let's go.

You ain't never seen anything like this.

Oh, my God!

Just a roll in them dice.

We did it, Ma.

We done pulled it off.

We pulled it off.

There's that one thing, though.

Well, just do it a ways from me, that's all.

Just do it a ways from me.

9-7-2-3, you're ETA.

We've got about a dozen bikers here.

Kids and karate suits.

This is as far as we go.

Cops and us don't get along very well.

Okay.

Come on, Dragons.

Let's go.

Hey, good luck, Dragons.

Good luck.

Take it easy.

Well, that's most of our goods, I guess.

Much we need, anyhow.

You reckon it's time for that other thing now?

Now, all we do is take them back up to the cave and... Splash.

They won't ever even find them.

Well, just do it fast, that's all.

And don't never talk about it afterwards.

Okay, let's go get him.

J.J.!

J.J.!

How you all doing?

What's it to you?

Leave her alone!

What are you gonna do with her?

All I have to do is lean forward a little bit.

You just behave yourself.

I'll be right back.

Mm.

Mm.

Hey, I thought I left you open.

He ain't there.

He ain't there.

He got free.

Well, no more Mr. Nice Guy.

Yes, you go that-a-way.

I'll take your salary.

Carly?

Yes?

I got him.

There's two of them.

Carly?

I got him.

I found him.

Carly?

Carly, did you hear me?

Carly?

Let's go.

Come on.

Come on.

Oh, God!

Tia!

Here I...

Here I...

I got one.

I got two of them, Ma.

I got two, beauty.

I'll be right back.

I got two, Ma.

I got two.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Freeze, you big shithead, or I'll send you straight to hell.

Don't do it, Woody.

Woody, he'll kill you.

Don't do it.

All right, now.

I'll figure five kids per barrel.

That's a big one.

All right, uh, we'll, uh, take it from here.

Double punching.

Ready?

Back row, step forward.

All right, today we have bell promotions.

Zack.

Elon.

Tina.

Woody.

Turn around and kneel.

All right, remove your belts.

These students have shown outstanding courage and ability.

All right, tie on your belts.

On your feet.

Congratulations.

Hup!

Here I...

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Thank you.

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